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Johnny Dangerously - 1984 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
3225 Sick dumbass (gunshot) Ya missed fuckface (full quote)
evilroy It's an 88magnum . . .it shoots through schools. (full quote)
4105 You FARGIN BASTAGES (full quote)
1990 #1 Nobody had it tougher than my mom, Mom Kelley, she was kind and sweet, and she had a colorful way of putting things. #2 The Lower East Side...this r-e-a-l-l-y sucks! (full quote)
1990 #1 Hapy birthday mom! #2 Bless the saints! It's an ashtray! Iv'e been thinking on taking up smoking, this clinches it. (full quote)
1990 #1 Well Vito, I just met an angel, an absolute angel. #2 You met Lil Huh? #1 I sure did Mr. Dundee. You see this card? This card has ben to paradise. #2 You know you remind me of me and the wife 20 years ago. Of course, Mae looked nothing like Lil, and now she looks like...HIM! (full quote)
1990 Did you know your last name is an adverb? (full quote)
1990 hisplace is too fargin small. We need to knock down that fargin wall, knock down that fargin wall, and knock down that fargin wall. (explosion) Now I'm really angry. This is fargin war! (full quote)
sinecure My mother hit me once... once. (full quote)
1990 Sounds like Johnny's gettin' laid! (full quote)
5110 Hey Pope, why don't you go build yourself a new gym at the Vatican. (full quote)
5110 I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid. You wanna hump your brains out. Vavoom, vavoom, vavoom! (full quote)
5110 Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked. (full quote)
5110 Why you miserable cork-sucker! (full quote)
5110 I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin yourselves. (full quote)
1990 Wow! what a mouth on that guy. (full quote)
1990 You got those. I like those on a woman. (full quote)
1990 #1 what's this bull fertilizerabout you quitting law school. #2 I'm sorry Johnny, I just haven't got the tits for it...uh...I mean heart. (full quote)
1990 what are you doing here icehole! (full quote)
1990 Sick...dumb ass...(gunshot)...You missed fuck face...sqwawwwk! (full quote)
1990 Okay, you and the rest of your basteeges can gamble, but don't try no fargin tricks, otherwise you wind up with you bells in a sling! (full quote)
  You shouldnt shoot me Johnny. My mother shot me once. once... (full quote)
  Cigarettes party tricks novelty toys (full quote)
  lille guys like me we're like shooting stars. one minute we're flying through the sky then burning and crashing to earth, jesus christ im starting to upset myself (full quote)
  You shouldn't kick me in the balls. My sister kicked me in the balls once... *grunts in pain* (full quote)
13821 You'll feel better if you have a cookie! (full quote)
13080 You really shouldn't shoot me, Johnny. My grandmother once shot me. Once. (full quote)
13896 Take a stick of chewing gum...that's what Johnny does. (full quote)
13896 A smoking my favorite color... (full quote)
13896 Had enough milkfed veal Tommy? (full quote)
13896 E.S.S. Enlarged scrodum syndrom... (full quote)
77 Dames are put on this earth to weaken us....drain our energy.....laugh at us when they see us naked. (full quote)
1501 Omnibus. He rides the bus. She rides the bus. We all ride the bus. (full quote)
  you fargin sneaky bastage (full quote)
26681 I'm standing here holding my dork in my hand! (full quote)
10929 --what's your last name? --Binderhoff --Binderhoff? That's a good name. Keep that name and you'll stay out of trouble. (full quote)
10929 You got the number of that other plumber? (full quote)
10929 That man should be arrested for butchering the English language. (full quote)
1ajas Sominabatch! Farging icehalls! (full quote)
KoolKatt 'I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy cock-suckers. You have violated my fucking rights. This suminonbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fucking assholes, like yourselves.' (full quote)
  MA KELLY:I love him but someday I'm gonna knock him on his ass. (full quote)
  Ahh an ashtray! I've been thinking about taking up smoking, this clenches it![Ma Kelly] (full quote)
  You fucking cunt, I'll ass rape you fag (full quote)
  Hey Johnny, you look mighty cute in them jeans, boy. Why don't you come on over here and bend over. (full quote)
  -heavy breathing - I farg everthing that moves - more heavy breathing (full quote)
  I missed the bus, you missed the bus, we all missed the bus magna cum laude, sigma cum laude we all come loudly (full quote)
10929 They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight magnum. (full quote)
10929 You tell me another gang that's got a dental plan. (full quote)
shutupstupid My mutha hung me on a hook once. Once. (full quote)
44035 Hey Johnny! I'm not wearing a bra. Johnny - Well than that makes two of us. (full quote)
44035 Hey Johnny! I'm not wearing a bra. Johnny - Well than that makes two of us. (full quote)
44035 Johnny-My name's Johnny. Johnny dangerously. Verna-hmmm. do you realize your name is and adjective? Johnny- [pause] I don't know, but I like it! (full quote)
44035 Oh Johnny, I wouldn't be able to stand it if something happened to you! Johnny: Neither would I. (full quote)