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Night Patrol - 1984 Movie Quotes


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  MELVIN:Boy,those were some pretty scary guys,uh,girls weren't they? KENT:Yeah,that tall one give me a real boner. MELVIN:A what? KENT:Boner! Give me a boner! (full quote)
  MELVIN:Boy,those were some pretty scary guys uh girls weren't they? KENT:Yeah,that tall one give me a real boner. MELVIN:A what? KENT:Boner! Give me a boner! (full quote)
  Je suis gay. (full quote)
  What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? Head nurse. (full quote)
  WHy do you spell sex S-E-X? Because you can't spell uh-uh-uh-uh. (full quote)
  Why is you thumb in my soup? Because I have an infetcion on my thumb and the doctor said to keep it warm. (full quote)
  (At the lesbian bar) This bar is tough. That pool table has no balls. (WOman shown playing pool without billiard balls on the table). (full quote)
  See her...f***ed her brains out last night (pan to a woman walking as if her brain is missing). (full quote)
  Police Chief: Did you catch him? Gay Cop#1: Well, he gave us the slip. Gay Cop #2: what color was your slip. Gay COp #1: It was pink. Gay Cop #2: Mine was chartreuse. Gay Cop #1: Oh, STOP!!!! (full quote)