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'You're in the parking lot across the street from my Church.' ... 'You own a Church?'
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| 2946 |
My little brother paid a buck to see your underwear
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| 2946 |
(Holding up a jock strap) All right, whose is this?
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| 2946 |
Now we're both on the pill!
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| 2946 |
No more yankee my wankee, the donger need food!
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| 4049 |
You know, not many girls today would give their panties to help a geek in contemporary society.
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| 4049 |
whats happening hotstuff?
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| 4049 |
I bet you a big teaser huh?
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| 4049 |
Dong, where is my automobile?
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| 4049 |
Oh sexy giiiiiirl friend!
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| 4049 |
1:Dong,where is my a-u-t-o-m-o-b-i-l-e? (Reply) A-u-t-o-m-o-b-i-l-e . . . vrwwww . . . (splash) lake big lake
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| 4049 |
I can't believe my grandmother just felt me up
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| 4049 |
Sammy tell Grandpa not to wait up....Lets go Boogie!
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| 4049 |
I can't believe it, they fucking forgot my birthday!
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| 4049 |
Grandparents forgetting a birthday? They live for that shit!
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| 4049 |
Fran, she's gotten her boobies. Oh, and they are so perky!
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| 4049 |
I mean, I've had men love me before, but not for six months in a row!
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| 4049 |
Darling, is something bothering you? You're really acting like...an asshole.
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| 4049 |
I need a drink.
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| 4049 |
We don't want to announce to everyone that she's gotten her period!
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| 4049 |
Boy, do I feel funky!
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| 3378 |
what's happenin' hot stuff?
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| 1212 |
1)Did I do that to your hair? 2)At this point, anythings possible.
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| 3378 |
1) Tell me the story about why you're sad. 2) Do you think I'm sad? What makes you think that? 1) Your eyes told me.
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| 4505 |
Uhhh...No yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!
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He's three sheets to the wind.
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(Clap, Clap) Dong...this is your grandfather speaking...
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Very clever dinner fit nicely in round pie
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You don't spell it, you eat it (quiche)
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| 4715 |
1.Is Samantha home? 2.She go get married. 1.Married? 2.Married.
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| 4830 |
1) do you know samantha baker? 2) sophomore right? 1) Yeah would you ever think about going
out w/ her? 2) depends on how much you paid me.
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| 5026 |
Nice manners babe!!
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| 4927 |
He was wearing red pants, an argyle sweater.... no, he's not retarded!
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make a wish Sam.
It already came true.
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| 4904 |
Happy birthday Samantha.
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| 4904 |
Jake Ryan! Jake's my man!
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| 4904 |
You know black and white would just capture the moment so nicely.
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| 4904 |
His name is Long Duck Dong.
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1)shes not ugly. 2) theres nothin there. its not ugly. its just......void.1)i have independent study with her. i catch her looking at me a lot 2)......maybe shes retarted.
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| 1212 |
1)what do you think of her? 2)I don't.
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| 1212 |
I lothe the bus.
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| 1212 |
I don't want him to know I eat.
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| 1212 |
I think the power of the carrot is definately overrated.
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| 1212 |
Will you quit feeling sorry for yourself, its bad for your complexion!
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| 1212 |
1)She got her period, should make for an interesting honeymoon. 2)Where are you learning this stuff? 1)School. 2)Good. Gettin' my money's worth.
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| 1212 |
1)Knock knock. 2)Who's there? 1)Who. 2)Who Who? 1)Helen, we got an owl out here in the hall!
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| 1212 |
what are you bitching about? I gotta sleep under a Chinaman named after a duck's dork.
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| 1212 |
I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.
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| 1212 |
Sofa city, sweetheart.
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| 1212 |
I mean, I've had men who've loved me before. But not for six months in a row.
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| 1212 |
1)Geek, can I be honest with you? 2)Not if you're gonna insult me. 1)Okay............... 2)Shoot. 1)Get the hell outa here! 2)Nice, nice manners, babe.
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| 1212 |
It's a very important dance, um, we're being graded on it.
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| 6034 |
No more yanking my wankie. The donger need sleep!
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| 6034 |
>That's me. >>Who are you? >I'm him. >>Oh.
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| 6161 |
1. Can I ask you a question? 2. Yes, you're a total fag. 3. That wasn't the question.
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| 5967 |
Dong, Grandpa is talking to you
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| 5967 |
Dong, Grandpa is talking to you
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| 4904 |
The Donger's here for 5 hours and he has someone. I live here my whole life and I'm like a disease.
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| 4904 |
We're all upset Jenny's marrying a bohunk.
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| 4904 |
When it happens to you- it'll be for forever.
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| 6346 |
I'm totally serious asswipe!
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| 5906 |
Jake, you never called us back.
--Guys, I told you not to call me on this line!
Jake we're dying! C'mon just tell us what happened.
-- You want to know what happened? BUY THE BOOK!
Jak!-(click, Jake hangs up)
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| 6783 |
1)..I know honey, we're all upset that Jenny's marrying a bo-hunk. (person #2 looks at person #1 in annoyance and leans back against the couch). 2)I ment Jake. 1) Jake? I thought she said his name was Rudy?
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They wouldn't have called it a crush if it was supposed to feel good
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Fred, look! She's gotten her boobies! Oh, and they're so perky!!!
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#1 Can I ask you a personal question?
#2 Yes, you are a total fag!
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| 3605 |
She's got her period. Should be an interesting honeymoon, eh?
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| 3605 |
Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion!
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| 3605 |
I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.
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| 3605 |
Relax, would you? We have fifty dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.
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| clarkins |
...I've got Caroline upstairs, I could violate her ten different ways if I wanted.
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| 7258 |
Dad, I didn't hit her. I would like to very much, and I probably will
later, but give me a break- I wouldn't do it when you're right down the
hall
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| 7258 |
-Hey, Dad- Jenny's got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon!
-Where do you learn this stuff?
-School...
-Good, I'm gettin my money's worth
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| 7258 |
Guess those guys who thought we had to get married feel pretty stupid
right about now, eh, padre?
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| 7258 |
I'm not really a farmer. I'm a freshman.
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| 7258 |
-Quiche. How do you spell?
-You don't spell it son! You eat it!
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| 7686 |
This is the happiest day of my whole life.
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| 7643 |
No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!
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| 7906 |
Looks like rain, better put the top up!
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| 7973 |
They're grandparents, they live for that shit!
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| 7973 |
If my parents forgot my birthday I'd shit twice and die
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I meant that it was okay that you did it once, not that you could do it again!!
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oh sexy giiiiirrrrrlllfriend!!!!!!
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| 4904 |
1. You know Samantha Baker? 2. Sophomore, right? 1. Yeah. What do you think of her?
2. I don't. 1. Would you ever go out with her? 1. Depends on how much you paid me.
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1)jake, this is a rolls royce 2) so? 3) so? the tires alone cost five grand. do you have five grand? i don't have five grand! 4) just don't hit anything 5) aaaaaaahhhhhhhh don't hit anything.
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| 8487 |
I can't beleive this! Donger is here for 5 hours and has someone. I've lived here all my life and i'm like a disease!
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| 8781 |
No more yanky my wanky, the Donger needs food
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| 8829 |
She's got her period. Should be an interesting honeymoon, eh?
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| 9081 |
I can't believe this! They fucking forgot my birthday!
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| 9081 |
You know, Ive never been out with a boy before.
Oh, me neither.
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| 9081 |
HEYYYYYYYY!!!!! Come on in and party hearty!!!!!!!! *hic* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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| 9081 |
*Um.. did ah... did we-
*Yep. Pretty sure.
*Did I like it. Wait. what am I talking about of course I liked it. what I meant to say was did you?
*You know, for some strange reason I think I did.
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| 9081 |
-Very nice! We're here 5 minutes and - Im at a loss.
-Real, smooth, Cliff.
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| Cosmic_Raider |
1)An extra terestrial? 2)Better 1)Female extra terestrial? 2)Better 1)Better than a female extra terestrial? woah 3)How do you tell if it's female? 1)She has three breasts.
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| 4119 |
1)where are we?
2)I'll tell you where we are, if you tell me who you are?
3)I'm Farmer Ted.
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| 8487 |
Now we're both on the pill!
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| 9929 |
#1-what's your last name? #2-Dong #1-what's your first name? #2-Long #1-what's your middle name? #2-Duck.
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games, Jake, silly tortuous games.
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Helen we've got an owl out here in the hall......stop it Fred you'll
make her tinkle
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1)Don't be a smartass!! 2) OK....I'll be a dumbass!
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| 11109 |
She's got her boobies.Look how big they are.
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| 8042 |
Unbelievable! You make someone a bridesmaid and they shit all over you!
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| 8042 |
I'm kinda like the king of dipshits.
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| 11271 |
1) Yes, and pushing lawnmowing machine so Grandpa's heyna, don't get disturbed.
2) hernia!
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| 11289 |
I've lived in this town my whole life and i'm like the plague. 's been here one day and he has someone.
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| 11515 |
You don't spell it, son. You EAT it!
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| 11289 |
1. But i'm a dork. 2. You are NOT a dork. 1. Mike thinks i'm a dork. 2. Mike IS a dork.
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| 13336 |
*Who'd marry her?
*Mr. T
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| 449 |
Have you ever touched it....i think so
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| 13364 |
well...hes wearing tan trousers, red shoes and a red argile sweater.......no hes not retarted!
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Jake: Open up! Dong: No, No you beat up my face! Jake: You grabbed my balls. Dong: Oh, that you? Jake: Yeah, that me
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| 13807 |
Now I have somewhere to put my hand
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| 14479 |
she thinks your the cats meow.
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| 14479 |
she thinks your the cats meow!
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| 9081 |
HHHEEEEEEYYYYY!!!! Come on in and party hearty dude person! *hic* Heee heee haa haa!!!
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| 14617 |
GIRLS UNDERPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 14617 |
I love a chicks who wear hats its so vouge!!
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| 14740 |
P1: I've got one for you. Knock knock.
P2: Who's there.
P1: Who
P2: Who who.
P1: Helen, we've got an owl out here in the hall!
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| 14740 |
Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
Oh, let me get my magnifying glass.
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| 14740 |
P1: Yeah, she at a church. She gettin married.
P2: Married?
P1: Yeah. To oily American beau hunk.
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| 14740 |
P1: what are you complaining about, I have to sleep under a duck's dork.
P2: Then where am I sleeping?
P1: Sofa city, sweetheart.
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| 14802 |
Oh sexy GIRL--Friend!!!!
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| 9081 |
Question: Have you ever touched it?
Person writing: Almost
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| 14740 |
1) I love visiting with Grandma, and Grandpa, and pushin lawn-a-mowing machine so grandpa's hiheena don't get disturbed. 2) hernia!
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| 15446 |
1.how would we know the difference between a male extra terestrial from a female extra terestrial? 2. easy, the female would have 4 tits.
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| 15911 |
Donger needs food (as he falls out of tree in front yard)
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| 16086 |
No he's not retarted!
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1)where the hell am i?
2)i'll tell you where you are if u tell me who you are.
1)i'm farmer ted.
2)you in the parking lot acroos the street from my church.
1)you own a church!!!
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Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
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I want something more. I want someone to love who'll love me back. Is that psycho?
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I CAN'T BELEIVE I GAVE MY PANTIES TO A GEEK
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| 19496 |
(1)He's a senior and he's taken..I mean REALLY taken
(2)I know he's supposed to be my ideal..
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| 15264 |
1. what the hell are you bitching about? I gotta sleep under a chinaman named after a duck's dork. 2. Where am I sleeping? 1. Sofa city, sweetheart.
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| 20811 |
Jaaaaaaake!!!
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| 20811 |
damn mom I got my head gear on
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| 21622 |
No more yanky my wanky- the Donger need food!
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Who's he? That's me. Who are you? I'm him
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| HeiressOfSlytherin |
what the hell are you bitching about? I've got to sleep under some chinaman named after a duck's dork!
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| 24351 |
yeah, well she's only eating carrots to increase the size of her breasts!
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| 24351 |
jenny, mike, sara, sam!! come on everybody up!
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| 24351 |
i think i have a fever. you don't have a fever! dad, mike hit me!
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| 24351 |
jakey, have you stopped loving me??? LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
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nanananananana YOU SA ITS UR BIRTHDAY... nanananananana ITS MY BIRTHDAY 2!
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OK Jake what happens if I dick you I'll kick YOUR ass !
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I never been so appy in my whole life!
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| Pinky |
Jake: She looked at me like I was a leper.
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| Pinky |
Farmer Ted: A: Don't hit me. Secondly: what kind of proof do you want?
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Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.
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Would you take those RIDICULOUS things off?!
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Thanks for loaning me the donger
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I've never bagged a babe.
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I'm a boy, you're a girl, is there anything wrong with me trying to put together some sort of a relationship?
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TED: You wanna know one of my secrets. SAM: Don't gross me out.
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You make someone a bridesmaid, and they shit all over you.
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| 27589 |
what the hell are you bitching about, I have to sleep under a china man named after a ducks dork!
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| 27589 |
oh, fred look honey she's gotten her boobies...wait! let me go get my magnifying glass!
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| 27589 |
Heeeyyyyy!!!!! Come on in and a Pardee hardee...duude person!
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Fresh breath is a priority in my life.
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| 28410 |
#1 what's your first name?
#2 Long
#1 what's your last name?
#2 Dong...
#1 what's your middle name?
#2 Duck
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Ha, Ha, Ha, he's three sheets to the wind!
He's as drunk as a skunk!!
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| 1ajas |
Was' happenin', hotstuff?
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| 1ajas |
I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.
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Dong... Dong.... Grandpa is talking to you!
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yah well.. You better burn the shirts when he leaves
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| 1ajas |
(1)Geek, can I be honest with you?
(2)Not if you're gonna insult me.
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| 1ajas |
I can't believe I just gave my panties to the Geek!
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| 1ajas |
I can't believe my grandmother felt me up!
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| 29272 |
I wanna do it on a cloud with out getting pregnant...or herpes
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| FLaMiNGo |
Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?
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Life is not whatnot, and it's none of your business
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All you need to make a great birthday is a pink car and a great guy.Black.A black guy?!?! No a black car, a pink guy.
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How you spell quiche? Well you don't spell it son, you eat it!
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Samantha: Thanks for getting my undies back.
Jake: Thanks for coming over.
Samantha: Thanks for coming to get me.
Jake: Happy Birthday Samantha, make a wish.
Samantha: It already came true.
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| 29257 |
Do you have to go to a reception now?
Yes.
Can I call you?
No.
I can't call you?
No. I mean I'm not going to the reception.
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its extremely embarassing, what's embarassing sitting in the dark telling your dad about your love life.
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Cliff:Oh yeah? I bet you a dozen floppy disks you don't get tit. Geek: You got a bet scumbag, get it all.
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I hope whoever got the note doesn't know it's me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.
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Bryce: Oh shit, Ted, that’s my mom. I gotta get home.
Geek: Change your frequency, okay, don’t be such a wimp.
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easy for you to say, you don't have to sleep under a guy named after a duck's dork!
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Everything’s getting shittier. My family forgetting my birthday just makes it more vivid.
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Jake)She come here with you. Geek) No, but if its ok with my dad shes going home with me.
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do you know what that could do to a guy like me
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Quit feeling sorry for yourself. It's bad for your cmplexion!
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| Trinity7 |
She's only eating carrots to increase the size of her breasts!
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| Trinity7 |
I hope whoever got the note didn't know I wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.
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| 32925 |
lake, big lake....
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no more yanky my wanky the donger need food
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1)Hello? 2)Eat me. [Hangs up phone.] 3)What did he want? 4)Sex...
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Lake,Big Lake
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Unbelieveable... you make someone a bridesmaid and they SHIT all over you...
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score. A direct hit.
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Uh-huh.. nnnnnYA!
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what the hell you bitchin' about?? I have to sleep under a chinamen named after a duck's dork!!
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Yeah but I'm sort of like their leader, ya know? Kinda like the king of the dipshits...
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Jake: Its kinda cool the way shes always lookin at me... Friend: Maybe shes retarded.
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its small.. its brown.. it has my initials on it...
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Whas hoppenin' howtstuff?
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I LOATHE the bus
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I'd shit twice and die!
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Fresh breath has always been a priority in my life
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It's not you own a church? It's you go to church?
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what are the hell are you shittin' about? I'm the one who has to sleep under a guy named after a ducks dong.
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Stop feeling sorry for yourself, it's bad for you're complexion
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I want a serious girlfriend. SomebodyI can love, who's gunna love me back. Is that psycho?
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Who's he? -Carolyn
Thats me. -Jake
Who are you?-Carolyn
I'm him. -Jake
Oh, okay. -Carolyn
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Now we're both on the pill. hahaha...
You gave me a birth control pill. Do you have any idea what that'll do to a guy my age?!
I know exactly what it will do to a girl my age. It makes it okay to be really, super careless.
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Hunny, we've got an owl out here in the hall
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Farmer Ted- Can you answer me one question?
Samantha- Yes, you're a total fag
Farmer Ted- Heh that's not the question.
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| 34988 |
She's totally serious, asswipe
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| 34988 |
You know, I'm getting input here that I'm reading as relatively hostile.
Go to hell.
VERY hostile!
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what's happening hot stuff?
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i can't believe my own grandmother felt me up
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She's got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon eh?
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Hey Birth Defect!
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| 36487 |
You need four inches of bod and a great birthday.
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| 36487 |
I can't believe they fucking forgot my birthday
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| 36487 |
I'd shit twice and die.
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| 36487 |
score...a direct hit.
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| 36487 |
Yes 3 big ones and they lust wimp blood. So quit bugging me, or I'll sic then all overyour weenie ass.
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| 36487 |
I can't believe my grandmother felt me up.
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| 36487 |
I have a dance to go to at school. It's a very important dance. Uh, we're being graded on it...for gym.
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| 36487 |
Just trying to get a little water
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| 36487 |
I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
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| 36487 |
Now we're both on the pill
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| 36487 |
Hey Howard, there's your Chinaman.
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| 36487 |
Hell, he's three sheets to the wind
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| 36487 |
He's drunk as a skunk!
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| 36487 |
Wow, do I feel funky.
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| 36487 |
Wow, do I feel funky.
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| 36487 |
Oh, I need a drink.
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| 29257 |
Black
A black guy?
No a black corvette...a pink guy.
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| 16093 |
I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had other men love me before, but not for six months in a row.
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Let's just call the whole thing off, I don't know if I can handle that kind of rejection
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| 38042 |
Underpants,......Girl's underpants
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No more yanky my wanky. The donger needs food!
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1. I don't do that! 2. Yes, you do. 1. I know..
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1.) Bite me 2.) what did they want? 3.) SEX!
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FATHER: Jenny,Mike,Sarah,Sam, Come on,everybody up. We've got relatives invading this afternoon. SON: I think I've got a fever. DAUGHTER: You don't have a fever. SON: Shut your face! DAUGHTER: make me! Dad, Mike hit me!!!!
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Waaa- Laaaa...... Breakfast is ready (as grandma holds a cigarette in one hand with the ash 3/4 in length!)
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-Did she come with you?
-No, but if it's okay with my dad,shes coming home with me.
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jake: you better not be dickin me, itd be a real bummer to try and get together with this girl and find out she really thinks i'm a slime
Ted: jake, would i dick you? lemme put it to you this way....what happens to me if i dick you?
Jake: I'd kick your ass
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No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
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dong: (screams)you beat up my face !
jake: you grabbed my nuts!
dong: i though you were my new style american girlfriend.
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| 40504 |
my brother paid a dollar to see your underwear
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i'd shit twice then die!
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It's gonna be a piece of cake, Bren!
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| JenniferJayde |
That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.
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I'm just not a stud.
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Dong has only been in our country a short time Fred, I think we could all help him to Assimilate.
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1-So, what's your name? 2-Dong. 1-what's your first name? 2-Long.
1-what's your middle name? 3-Duck.
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1-So, what's your name? 2-Dong. 1-what's your first name? 2-Long.
1-what's your middle name? 2-Duck.
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1-I've never been so happy in my whole life 2-Maniac 1-Now I have a place to put my hand
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Donger's been here for a few hours and he's got somebody, I've lived here my whole life and I'm like a disease.
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1-I mean you could come back next fall and be a completely normal person. 2-Yeah? 1-Yeah.
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| 4927 |
No more yankie my wankie - the Donger need food!
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| 4927 |
You make someone a bridesmaid and they shit all over you!
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| 4927 |
A) I bet boys chase you 'round plenty. B) No one's caught me yet.
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| 4927 |
Stop feeling sorry for yourself - it's bad for your complexion!!
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| 4927 |
A) Food fit neatly into round pie. B) It's called a quiche. A) How you spell? C) You don't spell it son, you eat it.
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| 4927 |
A) I help Grandpa push lawn mowing machine so he don't hurt his hyena. B) HERR-NIA!
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| 4927 |
A) Just as long as this one knows, now that he's getting married, he's out of the girl-of-the-month club. B) what?...I can look, I just can't touch.
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| 4927 |
A) (Name), where is my car? B) Lake. Big lake!
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| 4927 |
A) (Name), where is my car? B) Lake. Big lake!
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where the hell am I? I'll tell you where you are if you tell me who you are. I'm Farmer Ted. You're in the parking lot across the street from my church. You own a church?
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Oh sexy girlfriend!!
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so do you wanna make out
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You don't spell it son, you eat it.
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I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.
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automobile?
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I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek!
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| 44895 |
#1; Dat you? 2: Yeah, that me.
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| kpelling01 |
I know. It just hurts.
That's why they call them crushes.
If they were easy,
they'd call 'em something else.
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| snel27 |
Can i borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?
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| caquinn2 |
Lake.....big lake.
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| caquinn2 |
(A) Hey Howard, there's your chinaman. (B) Oh thanks Fred.
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| caquinn2 |
(A) Who's he? (B) That's me. (A) Who are you? (B) I'm him.
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| caquinn2 |
I bet all the boys chase you plenty in this school, huh?
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| caquinn2 |
Just remember one thing. I can name 20 guys who would kill to love me.
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| caquinn2 |
So would it be possible for you to tell me if there is a Samantha Baker there. And if so sir, may I converse with her briefly?
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| airhead_rin |
-Who is that?
-That's Me.
-Who are you?
-I'm him.
-Oh.
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