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Top Secret! - 1984 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  driver... This isn't the Howard Johnson's. (full quote)
  My uncle is an American, but he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a ballon during the Jimmy Carter presidency. (full quote)
1501 #1: That's great! what does it mean? #2: 'Is your daughter 18?' (full quote)
4768c Who do you favor in the Virginia Slim's Tournament? In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual. (full quote)
4768c Do you know any good white basketball players? There are no good white basketball players, my friend. (full quote)
4957 1. You dropped your phony dog poo. (picking it up) 2. what phony dog poo? (full quote)
4957 Apparently, he didn't realize that in Germany, we use 220-volt currents. It took us 30 minutes just to get the smile off of his face. (full quote)
4957 I know a little German, and he's right over there! (full quote)
4957 Life if full of its little miseries. Each of us, in his own way, must learn to deal with them in a mature and adult fashion. ACHOO!!! (looking at the phlegm) Oh God!! AHHHHHHH!!! (runs through window) (full quote)
4957 1. Bleck! what is that? 2. Gasoline! HAHAHA! glug-glug-glug-glug. (full quote)
1501 (Singing) Skeet shootin,' skeet shootin'... (full quote)
5971 (singing) Skeet Surfin', Skeet Surfin' (full quote)
5971 #1 - where are they taking him? #2 -(german accent) They arn't taking him anywhere. (gunshot) (full quote)
5971 after Sunday there will be no one to stop us! (full quote)
619 ouyay areay oinggay otay ryfay. (full quote)
2489 My name is Nick.My father thought of it shaving. (full quote)
  Goodbye Chocolate Mousse! Goodbye Everyone! and Goodbye, Scarecrow! I'll miss you most of all! (full quote)
10626 My name is Hilary. It means, she whose breasts defy gravity. (full quote)
12153 [Doctor Flamond is being rescued.] Doctor Flamond : How ironic. Two more days and I would have completed my tunnel. (full quote)
12153 Nick: Is this the potato farm? Farmer: Yes, I'm Albert Potato. (full quote)
12153 Nick: I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover whom she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French Underground. Hillary: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie. (full quote)
12153 Hillary: People change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate. (full quote)
12153 [The East German national anthem.] Hail, hail East Germany / Land of fruit and grape / Land where you'll regret / If you try to escape / No matter if you tunnel under or take a running jump at the wall / Forget it, the guards will kill you, if the electrified fence doesn't first. (full quote)
1501 Times change... people change... hairstyles change... (full quote)
1501 (In subtitles): Your flaming hog balls, sir. (full quote)
1501 #1: So, Mr. Rivers, it seems you have become... how do you say, indispensible? #2: Indispensible. #1: That's what I thought. (full quote)
  (Chocolate Mousse shoots the German Troops) Du Quois : Nice Shooting. Random Black Guy: My Man! (Slaps hand) (full quote)
20195 Goodbye Chocolat Mousse! And I'll miss you most of all Scarecrow (full quote)
20195 Goodbye Chocolat Mousse! And I'll miss you most of all Scarecrow (full quote)
20195 (Beach Boys music): I wish they all could be double-barrelled.... (full quote)
Braveheart This is not Mel Torme! (full quote)
27314 1. Can I have some of that? 2. Sure! (swig, SPITTOO!) 1. what *IS* THAT?!? 2. Gasoline! Ha ha ha! (glug glug glug) (full quote)
10929 IF YOU HAD LEFT THIS THEATER WHEN THESE CREDITS BEGAN, YOU'D BE home NOW. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I want to explain. #2- what’s there to explain? #1- But I just wanted… #2- Look I’m not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to a childhood lover who she’d last seen on a deserted island and who turned out 15 years later to be the leader of the French underground. #1- I know it all sounds like some bad movie. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Look I’m not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to a childhood lover who she’d last seen on a deserted island and who turned out 15 years later to be the leader of the French underground. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- DuQuois, introduce the American to the men. #2- Very well, this is Chevrolet, Montage, DuPont, Avantgard and DejaVu. #3- Have we not met before monsieur? #4- I don’t think so. #2- Over there Croissant, Souffle, Escargot and Chocolate Mousse. (full quote)
10929 There are no good white basketball players. (full quote)
10929 No, we cannot risk violating the Geneva convention! (full quote)
jasonmrace (on phone) What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger? I see. Let me know if there is any change in his condition. (to people in room) He is dead. (full quote)
10929 This is Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant garde and Deja Vu. (full quote)
10929 Your attitude has been noted, Mr. Rogers. (full quote)