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Fletch - 1985 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
1990 #1 It's nothing of a sexual nature I assure you. #2 Yeah, I assure you. (full quote)
bigcat58 You go to Utah, you stay in Utah. (full quote)
1990 Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) cash? I'm impressed. 2) I saw my pimp today. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) Do you own rubber gloves? 2) I rent them. I lease with an option to buy. (full quote)
bigcat58 Y'know, if you shoot me, you're liable to lose alot of those humanitarian awards. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) I'm sorry, who are you again? 2) I'm Freida's boss. 1) Who's Freida? 2) My secratary. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) I've got some reds. 2) You don't mean Communists, do you Sammy? (full quote)
1990 I don't shower much. (full quote)
4276 I'll have a bloody mary, a steak sandwhich and a...steak sanwhich. (full quote)
  It's all ballbearing these days! (full quote)
  Eh...you using the whole fist doc? (full quote)
  1) Ever seen a spleen that large? 2) No, not since breakfast. (full quote)
4957 1. what kind of name is Poon? 2. Commanche Indian. (full quote)
4957 Shall I put it on the Underhill account, señor? (full quote)
5104 Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick! (full quote)
5104 Allright, I'll have a steak sandwich, a bloody mary, and a.. steak sandwich. (full quote)
5450 what kind of name is Poon, anyway? (full quote)
5110 1: Can I help you Dr.--? 2: Oh it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file. 1: Dr. who? 2: Dr. Rosenrosen, i'm here to get into the records room. Receptionist: What was that name again? 1: It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room. 2: Dr. who? 1: Dr. Rosen! Where's the records room? (full quote)
5110 1: Do you have caviar? 2: Si señor, Beluga, but it is 100 dollars a portion. 1: Oh, then I better just take two of those. (full quote)
5110 I didn't want to do this, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses. (full quote)
5110 Oh, you've remodeled the garage. Must have cost you hundreds. (full quote)
5110 1: Are you a cop? 2: As far as you know. Why? Did you steal this car? 1: I sure did. 2: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law. (full quote)
5110 Using the whole fist, Doc? (full quote)
5110 1: I'm John. 2: Ohhhh, John. John who? 1: John Cock...tos...ton. 2: Thats a beautiful name. 1: It's Scotch/Romanian. 2: That's an odd combination. 1: So were my parents. (full quote)
5110 Look, defenseless babies! (full quote)
5110 1: If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand - and your mouth shut. 2: Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep? 1: It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you. 2: Yeah, I assure you. 1: One thousand just to listen. I don't see how you can pass that up, Mister...? 2: Nugent. Ted Nugent. (full quote)
5110 1: That's an interesting name, Mr...? 2: Babar. 1: Is that with one B or two? 2: One. B-A-B-A-R. 1: That's two. 2: Yeah, but not right next to each other, that's what I thought you meant. 1: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar. 2: Ha, ha, ha. I wouldn't know. I don't have any. 1: No children? 2: No elephant books. (full quote)
5110 It was something your wife said while we were in bed together. She said we had the same build. From the waist up I imagine. (full quote)
5110 1: where am I? 2: You're in the records room. 1: Oh. Do you have the Beatles White Album? Never mind, just bring me a cup of hot fat. And the head of Alfredo Garcia. (full quote)
5110 For another grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner. (full quote)
5110 I would have been here sooner, but a manure-spreader jacknifed on the Santa Ana. You should see my shoes. (full quote)
5110 I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you. (full quote)
5110 1: Aren't you gonna read me my rights? 2: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him. 1: I think I'll waive my rights. (full quote)
5110 1: Why don't you two leave us alone? 2: Yeah, go down to the gym and pump each other. (full quote)
5110 1: She looks like a hooker. Could you love someone who looked like that? 2: what are you talking about? Of course not! Five, ten minutes tops, maybe. (full quote)
5110 Keep ten for yourself. Go and get yourself a nice piece of ass. (full quote)
  I didn't want to have to do this.....I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I'm with the mattress police; there are no tags on these mattresses, I'm gonna have to take you downtown. Now give me the weapon...... (full quote)
FletchFFletch 1) Muchas Gracias. 2)Tierra Del Fuego. (full quote)
6034 Don't talk to me that way assface, I don't work for you yet. (full quote)
  #1) Well, that's where we're in kind of a grey area. #2) How gray? #1) Charcoal? (full quote)
  I charged the whole trip to the Underhill's American Express card. Want the number? (full quote)
  #1) Do you want to see the reception? #2) No Thanks, I'm trying to quit. (full quote)
  oh..and..He draws the foul. (full quote)
  #1) A gorilla suit? #2) That's a gibbon suit. #1) what are novetly teeth? (full quote)
  I don't like to dicuss business on the lanei, let's step into the foyer. (full quote)
  Boy, what in deeee hell are you talkin' 'bout! (full quote)
  1.Is there anyone sitting next to me, you see I'm in bridgework and my layouts take up a lot of space- I need a lot of space. 2.) Yes, there is someone sitting next to you 3.) Oh for gosh darn, darn, who is it Mr. Singlundun? 4.)No, Miss Cavanaugh, in fact you purchased the ticket for Miss Cavanaugh 5.) Doesn't mean I want her sitting next to me! (full quote)
  Moe greene's out of the Tropicana now. I have my sons Michael and Fredo running it. (full quote)
  1)what a coincidence? 2)what's that Senor? 1)I came this close to buying this place...something about Hopalong Cassidy killing himself....bow and arrow...very weird. (full quote)
  1)Well, we're in kind of a gray area there? 2)How gray? 3)Charcoal? (full quote)
  I TAKE IT YOU AND your WIFE ARE CURRENTLY ALIVE....UH.. HARRY? (full quote)
  what? Are you doped up now? Don't talk to me like that Assface... I don't work for you yet. (full quote)
  Aircraft mechanic #1: He uses enough fuel to go to South America and back, so I tease him. I say to him, what are ya doin up there, ya doin some stunt flyin or soemthin? Fletch: what's he say? #1: He doesn't say anything, he just gives me that look. You know, he's got that look? Mechanic #2: Yeah, he doesn't say anything, he just gives him that look. (full quote)
  Dr. Jellyfinger: So you're a member of the club. That's strange, I don't recall seeing your name on the registry. Fletch: I belong under mu aunt, Mrs. Smith. Dr.: Joan or Margaret? Fletch: Yeah, uh-huh. (full quote)
  Chief Karlin: Name? Fletch: Fletch Chief: full name? Fletch: Fletch, F. Fletch Chief: Occupation? Fletch: I'm a shepard. (full quote)
  He draws the foul! (full quote)
  As I approached my palatial immitation apartment building, I noticed the familiar blue Oldsmobuick of Mr. Arnold T. Pants Esquire...Time to use the service entrance. (full quote)
  He's 6'5....6'9 with the afro (full quote)
  What is ur name fletch full name f fletch and what do u do mr fletch i am a shepherd officers why don;t u excuse us yea why don't u 2 go down to the gym and pump each other fletch aka chevy chase telling james avery aka gene one of the officers and another officer not sure what actor but before that quote from joe don baker to chevy chase after fletch is questioned by the police chief (full quote)
  Chick Hearn: Hes 6-5, with the afro 6-9. 4 Million dollars a year sure..but he's worth every penny. Fletch, he defines grace under pressure (full quote)
619 It was something your wife said to me while we were in bed together..... I assume she meant from the waist up. (full quote)
2489 Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo. (full quote)
5916 1.where am I 2. Your in the records room doctor, you passed out. 1. Yes, I'll need the Head of Alfredo Garcia in a jar, and the Beatles White Album. (full quote)
5916 We are not talking Robutussin and No Doz. (full quote)
5916 1. That is sort of a grey area. 2. How Grey? 1. Charcoal (full quote)
5916 1. Who are you sir? 2. Frieda's Boss 1. Who is Frieda? 2. My secretary, Thank you.... (full quote)
5916 1. what was your name Dr.? 2. Dr. Rosen 1. Excuse Me 2. Dr. Rosen Penis. Dr. Rosen Rosen... Can you tell me how to get to the records room.... (full quote)
5916 1. Have you ever seen a Spleen that big? 2. Not since lunch (and he passes out)..... (full quote)
6033 1. Can I get you something sir... 2. Yes, I will have a Steak Sandwich, a Bloody Mary, and a Steak Sandwich, and put that on the Underhills tab. (full quote)
6033 1. Do you own rubber gloves Mr. Nugent. 2. No, I have a lease with an option to buy. (full quote)
clarkins It must be that pederast O'Harrahan. He's bucking for promotion. (full quote)
clarkins Now, you and your wife are both currently alive? (full quote)
clarkins Love your body Larry. (full quote)
6969 Whoops? what do you meen whoops! (full quote)
7056 Woookie,look at all this filth muck on this windshield. I'm going to need some gauze pads, wd-40, and some ball bearings. (full quote)
7937 Using the whole fist, Doc? (full quote)
8685 Who is it, Mr Singalingdon?? (full quote)
8709 The name is Liddy....Gordon Liddy (full quote)
9633 Well I don't like to discuss business on the lanai, let's go inside. (full quote)
10844 Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep? (full quote)
10929 1) Well, there we're in a gray area. 2) How gray? 1) Charcoal. (full quote)
10929 Oh, you remodeled the garage. Must have cost you hundreds. (full quote)
10929 You know Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures. (full quote)
10929 I didn't want to do this, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses. (full quote)
10929 I'm gonna need some pliers and a set of thirty weight ball bearings. And I'm gonna need about ten quarts of antifreeze, preferably Prestone. No, make that Quaker State. (full quote)
10929 cash. I'm impressed. (full quote)
10929 Saw my pimp today. (full quote)
10929 So you're saying she moved out? (full quote)
10929 what can I say about Fletch? He boxes out for us. (full quote)
10929 what the hell you need ball bearings for? (full quote)
10929 Gracias, Senor. (full quote)
10929 --Provo, Spain? --Utah. (full quote)
10929 what the hell you need ball bearings for? (full quote)
10929 Awwww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course. (full quote)
10929 In the court ruling U.S. vs. Fishbine, a man subjected to potential incineration while wearing another man's suit is entitled to $10,000 worth of airline tickets. It's an obscure ruling, but a very important one to me. (full quote)
10929 Hey! I think our problems may just be solved. Ed McMahon. Think I just won a million bucks. Yeah, Irwin M. Fletcher, you choose. Woo wee! Oh, boy, I lost. Yeah. Sorry. (full quote)
10929 Mr. Stanwyk's parents, Marvin and Velma of Provo, were unable to attend the wedding. Those are three names I enjoy: Marvin, Velma, and Provo. (full quote)
10929 For another grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner. (full quote)
10929 --I've got some reds. --You don't mean communists do you, Sammy? (full quote)
10929 Look, defenseless babies! (full quote)
11021 Why don't we go lay on the bed and I'll fill you in. (full quote)
14455 Fine, I'll back off. I've been working on another story-the off-track betting in the himalayas. It's a smaller story, but I know you've been following it. (full quote)
14739 And hats off to his wife Marge. 6 long weeks at Trembling Hills, no more alchohol and sedatives in her life. (full quote)
17489 Are you using the whole fist, doc? (full quote)
18904 Look at her! Could you love someone that looked like that?(takes picture) No, of course not. Ten, fifteen minutes, tops. (full quote)
24537 1.Huh, what a coincidence? 2.what's that? 1.I was this close to buying this place, then I heard Hopalong Cassidy killed himself here. 2. Who? 1. Hopalong Cassidy, bow-and-arrow, very wierd. (full quote)
Magpie A: muchos gracias! B: Pup n' taco. (full quote)
1ajas Babar...isn't that a children's book? I don't know. I don't have any. No children? No elephant books. (full quote)
1ajas Aren't you gonna' read me my rights? You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him. I think I'll waive my rights. (full quote)
1ajas (To the arresting officers)Why don't you two leave us alone? Yeah, go down to the gym and pump each other. (full quote)
1ajas It was something your wife said while we were in bed together. She said we had the same build. From the waist up I imagine. (full quote)
1ajas One thousand just to listen. I don't see how you can pass that up, Mister - ? Nugent. Ted Nugent. (full quote)
1ajas I'm sorry, who are you again? I'm Frieda's boss. Who's Frieda? My secretary. (full quote)
1ajas May I get you something? You have any of the Beatle's White Album? Nevermind, just bring me a glass of hot fat, and the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're over there. (full quote)
27458 I was neither loitering nor trespassing. I have simply chosen an advisable location to await my clients delinquent husband. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- He goes back and forth to Utah every weekend. #2- Oh is that right? what is he a Mormon? #3- HA ...I don't think he's doin a whole lot of singing with the Tabernacle Choir. (full quote)
dilgerfan No, just one, B-A-B-A-R (full quote)
27803 There has been a lot of drug smuggling on the beach lately. I have been trying to find out who's behind it. It hasn't been easy ... I don't shower much. (full quote)
punisher You should see my shoes (full quote)
  you have a very soft touch doc...ever serve time? moooooooon riverrrrr (full quote)
  you have a very soft touch doc...ever serve time? moooooooon riverrrrr (full quote)
  Hey Fred hows the herpes? Do they hurt? (full quote)
  broken taco (full quote)
  Uh-oh. There's Fred! Won't he be surprised! (full quote)
  cvv (full quote)
  The Lord forgives you!!!! (full quote)
  I am neither loitering nor tresspassing. I have merely chosen an advisable location to await my client's delinquent husband. (full quote)
10929 Fred The Dorf Dorfman. (full quote)
10929 --Are you always this forward? --Only with wet, married women. (full quote)
10929 Curiously, she said we had the same build. From the waist up, I imagine. (full quote)
10929 I said, where did you get my suit, Mr. Nugent? (full quote)
10929 I had to keep digging, without a shovel. (full quote)
10929 Go ahead, make my day. (full quote)
10929 I'm Don Corleone. (full quote)
10929 Burns enough fuel to go to South America and back. (full quote)
10929 Well, Utah's not exactly a cure for boredom. (full quote)
10929 But since Dr. Jellyfinger wasn't talking, I just had to find out a little more about Stanwyk's health. (full quote)
10929 Albert Einstein's forehead. You like it? I won it in a raffle. (full quote)
10929 These fold-outs take a tremendous amount of space up, and I need the space. (full quote)
10929 Thank God, the ...police. (full quote)
10929 Can't keep me here, chief. (full quote)
10929 If you're wearing rubbers, leave them outside. (full quote)
10929 Fat Sam isn't the story. There's a source behind him. (full quote)
10929 You're in the records room. (full quote)
10929 You have the right to remain silent. (full quote)
10929 Nugent. Ted Nugent. (full quote)
10929 You don't look sick, Mr. Stanwyk. (full quote)
10929 Fifty thousand dollars and a guarantee you won't get caught. (full quote)
10929 --These will be open. --Wouldn't they normally be locked? --Sometimes yes, sometimes no. The staff usually forgets. --I have the same problem with my help. (full quote)
10929 Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar. (full quote)
10929 Bit by bit. (full quote)
10929 Fletch, get outta town. (full quote)
10929 Moon River. (full quote)
10929 Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. (full quote)
10929 Suicide would nullify my insurance. Murder does not. (full quote)
10929 That's a beautiful wing. I love the shape. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Now, you know that, and I know that... but somebody's bucking for a promotion. It's probably that pederast Hanrahan. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Those are three names I enjoy; Marvin, Velma, and Provo. (full quote)
lostinwoods It's nothing of the sexual nature, I assure you (full quote)
lostinwoods No more alcohol and sedatives in her life (full quote)
47284 stewed prunes (full quote)
47757 can i borrow you towel for a sec., my car just hit a water buffalo (full quote)
slowjay nurse, can I have a brown paper bag? (full quote)
Notalentassclown You ordered lunch here? : Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be (full quote)