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Goonies, The - 1985 Movie Quotes


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3419 No sir,actually she's down at the market buying Pampers for us kids. (full quote)
3419 Chunk:It was the most amazing thing I ever saw. Mikey:more amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom. Brand:more amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire,right? Mouth:Yeah and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's Pizza,right? Chunk:Ok Brand,Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house....to use the bathroom.But his sister did! (full quote)
  HEYYyyyyy YOooUuuu GUuuuuyyYS!!! (full quote)
3419 1:First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle. 2:Come on. 1:Do it. 2:Come on. 1:DO IT! (full quote)
3419 Let's-get out of-here!-Like now! (full quote)
4064 Fifty dollar bill! Fifty dollar bill! (full quote)
4064 Hope it wasn't a deposit bottle. (full quote)
4064 (muffled) Do you think your Mom will notice? (full quote)
4064 Now it's his most flattest thing in the world? (full quote)
4064 We only have old Chanukah decorations in our attic. (full quote)
4064 I smell ice cream! (full quote)
3419 They've got an....an It! An giant It! (full quote)
4170 And it's all over the second we ride up Tory's bucket! (full quote)
4105 Hey Mikey... Gotta go to the bathroom? (full quote)
4105 Hey Meekey. Stallone voice: Hey Mikey ya seen Adrienne? (full quote)
3419 No,Captain Chunk! (full quote)
470 They got praelines and cream and they got Mississippi Mud... AND THEY GOT CHOCOLATE ERUPTION! And they got apple...and they got grape, they got grape, and SUPER DUPER CHOCOLATE ERUPTION! (full quote)
agwendolyn Yeah, well this is my wish! And I'm taking it back! (full quote)
  goonies never say die (full quote)
3419 Soda pop! Oh boy am I thirsty!(opens cooler and realizes it's empty) Damn it! (slams down cooler lid) (full quote)
4464 1632, is that a date or something? no you idiot, its your top score on pole position. (full quote)
Maharet12 Ya know, your looks are kinda' pretty when your face isn't screwing it up (full quote)
Maharet12 1)Does Brand have braces? 2)*laughter* 1)what are you laughing about? It was beautiful 2)Next time try kissing him with your eyes open, it's a whole different experience! (full quote)
3419 Why don't we just pour chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through? (full quote)
3419 Mouth:(tries to open door)It's locked. Chunk:Thank god!!!! Mouth:Hey wait a minute Chunk. Chunk:What? Mouth:You know,I've got some naked pictures of your mom.Taking a bath.Wanna by 'em? Chunk:WHAT?!?! Mouth:Real cheap!! Chunk:(charging at Mouth who steps aside)Arrrrrrggggggggg!(breaks down door) Group:Thanks Chunk! (full quote)
3419 Come on brand! Slip her the tongue! (full quote)
5023 Yea, well you see this one? This was my dream, my wish....and it didn't come true, so i'm taking it back, i'm taking them all back. (full quote)
3419 Hey Ma,after we dump the kids how do we get outta here? They ain't been leaving no trail of bread crumbs,you know. (full quote)
3419 Mama:(turns on a blender and drops in tomatoes)First we start with the pudgy little fingers!Then the plump little hands!Then the fleshy arm!(Turns off blender)Now tell me where all your other little friends are! Chunk:(in tears) In the fireplace. Mama:Don't lie to me! Chunk:(in tears) Honestly. We went over to Mikey's dad's place and we found a map that said that underneath this place there's buried treasure. Jake:Come now don't give us none of your bullshit stories,huh! Francis:(puts his hand around Chunk's neck)Hey kid! I want you to spill your guts and tell us everything. Chunk:Everything? Francis:Everything!!! Chunk:Everything? Ok I'll talk!(Francis removes his hand) In third grade I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog! (full quote)
  long enough mikey....long enough (full quote)
3419 You're the one who always gets us in trouble,00 negative. (full quote)
4452 1)Well, is your mommy home? 2) No, actually she's out buying pampers for all us kids. (full quote)
4066 1. Tell us everything! Everything! 2. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade, I knoced my sister Edie sown the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out..But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to his movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then,t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hau-hau-ha-hauuuuuuu--and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. 3. I'm beginning to like this ked, ma! (full quote)
  HEY YOU GUYS!! (full quote)
3419 Ma,you been bad! (full quote)
  That's my mom's most favoritest piece! You wouldn't be here if it wasn't. (full quote)
6034 Hey, I got an idea! Why don't we pour chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way thru! (full quote)
6034 Clark you are so nice! Nice is my middle name Mrs. Walsh. (full quote)
6034 Mikey! I'm going to hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style! (full quote)
6034 >more amazing than the time that Michael Jackson came over to use your bathroom. more amazing than the time you saved those old people from the nursing home fire. And I bet it was more amazing then the time you ate and lost weight for Godfatehers Pizza. >>Okay Okay, Michael Jackson didn't come over to use the bathroom, but his sister did! (full quote)
  reverse pressure!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  there is something buried under there, josh (full quote)
  martin sheen... martin sheen? that's president kennedy, you idiot! same difference, i mean, he played kennedy once. ...i'm glad you're using your brain. yeah, well at least i have a brain. so stupid, mouth. (full quote)
  you, know, i'm won-dering what is in that bag. (full quote)
  there's no way i'm letting you out,cos mom will ground my ass, and i've got a date with andie on friday. there's no way, cos that means her mom's gotta drive. then you'll have to make it with her and her mom. (full quote)
  chocolate... (full quote)
  what are you doing? it took him 376 lawn mower jobs to pay for that...it's his most favorite thing in the world. now it's his most flattest thing in the world. (full quote)
  Bran, Bran, hurry i am in here, with my eyyyes closed. (full quote)
  1)Mikey, Mikey, why don't you come over here and make me feel like a woman (sticks tongue out of the painting and wiggles around). 2)You're ruining the painting! 1)And you're ruining my joke! (full quote)
  1. what are you doing? 2. setting butty traps. 1. you mean booby traps. 2. thats what i said booty traps. (full quote)
  here it's our time, it's our time, down here. That's all over the second we ride up, Troy's bucket.> (full quote)
  I'M GONNA HIT YOU SO hard WHEN YOU WAKE UP YOUR CLOTHES'LL BE OUT OF STYLE!!! (full quote)
  I don't wear braces, Mikey wears brac......... (full quote)
  Adios Senorita! (full quote)
  If it was on that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces. (full quote)
  Dont i have a beautiful body!? Dont i have a beautiful body!? You've got a great body. (full quote)
  Dont i have a beautiful body!? Dont i have a beautiful body!? You've got a great body. (full quote)
  [master bedroom] MOUTH: (in Spanish) MARIJUANA goes in the top drawer, HEROIN goes in the middle drawer and SPEED and COCAINE go in the bottom drawer. [stairwell near the attic door] MOUTH: (in Spanish) Never go up there. That's filled with Mr. Walsh's favorite SEXUAL TORTURE DEVICES. (MOUTH & MRS. WALSH leave. ROSALITA stands there. MOUTH touches her shoulder and makes her jump about 2 feet) [that one room with brooms, cleaning products and whatnot] MOUTH: (in Spanish) If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food and water. (He and MRS. WALSH leave) ROSALITA: (in Spanish) My God, I'm in a crazy house! (full quote)
  RUTH! baby! (full quote)
  ANDY! YOU GOONIE!!! (echoes) (full quote)
  This is crazy, it's nuts. I feel like I'm babysitting and not getting paid! (full quote)
  CYNDI LAUPER: (singing)...Goonies 'R' good enough! They're good enough for me! YEAH-yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah! (full quote)
  This is our last weekend. Last Goonie weekend. (full quote)
  This is the best movie ever you all suck who hate it. What is wrong with you for not liking this movie. This movie is better than all other movies ever, and it is so funny. (full quote)
  This is the best movie ever. Better than Pearl Harbor. This movie deserves 2 thumbs and 5 stars. A perfect 10 out of 10 (full quote)
  Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma! (full quote)
  CHUNK: Shame, shame! data: We know your name! MOUTH: C'mon, Brand! Slip her the tongue! (full quote)
  I will never betray my goon dockfriends, We will stick together until the whole world ends, Through heaven and hell, and nuclear war, Good pals like us, will stick like tar, In the city, or the country, or the forest, or the boonies, I am proudly declared a fellow Goonie ***GOONIE OATH*** (full quote)
  These one here.............this is my dream my wish and it didn't come true, so I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back! (full quote)
  These one here.............this is my dream my wish and it didn't come true, so I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back! (full quote)
  DEAD THING MICKEY........DEAD THINGS! (full quote)
  (sucide not at police station)you shmuck do you honestly think id be dumb enough to kill myself (full quote)
2686 But this one, this one right here, this is my coin, my wish...and it didnt come true. I'm taking it back, I'm taking them all back (full quote)
3419 That's President Kennedy,you idiot! (full quote)
5544 Why couldn't I have had a little sister? Just a little sister, instead of that. (full quote)
6610 #1: what is that? #2: Oh shit, what? #1: what is that? THAT is a mess. I want it cleaned up, boys! #2: Oh, yeah, sure, you got it! (full quote)
6783 1)Mikey, Mikey, why don't you come over here and make me feel like a woman (sticks tongue out through a hole in painting and wiggles around). 2)You're ruining the painting! 1) And you're ruining my joke! (full quote)
6783 1) Is your Mommy home? 2) No sir, actually she's down at the Market buying pampers for us kids. (full quote)
6783 1)Gimme a pepperoni pizza. 2)You want a pepperoni pizza, here's your pepperoni pizza! (he picks up a slice of pizza and throws it at person 1.) Person 1 is hit in the face with the pizza. In anger he frantically grabs for his gun. (full quote)
6969 It's the STIFF!! (full quote)
6969 1)I got it, I got it! (*CRASH*) I don't got it.All[name] you klutz!! 1)Hope it's not a deposit bottle. (full quote)
7539 Man, I smell like Phys. Ed! (full quote)
7990 Fifty Dollar bill!?!?!?!? Fifty Dollar bill!!!! (full quote)
8188 HEEEEYYY, You guuuuuuyyyyys!!! (full quote)
8781 Wow! It's a giant piggy bank! (full quote)
8793 slick shoes??!!! are you nuts???!!!!! (full quote)
8992 Brad. I'm in here with my eyes closed!!! (full quote)
8992 H-E-Y! Y-O-U! G-U-Y-S! (full quote)
8992 What home? In a few days it ain't gonna be home anymore. (full quote)
9443 oh come on, come on, where are you? you are in the clouds while we are in a basement (full quote)
9443 so thats why the call you one eyed willy, one eyed willy (full quote)
9711 1.) Um, ok. That's the little boys' room and that's the little girls' room. where are you going. 2.) Going to the mens' room. (full quote)
9711 Pinchers of Power! Pinchers of Power! YOu guys, I be saved by my Pinchers of Power! (full quote)
9711 Ok, ok, so Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom... but his sister did! (full quote)
9711 H-h-hi, s-sir. My name's Lawrence but people call me Chunk. (full quote)
9711 ORV. Bullet holes. Bullet holes!?! (full quote)
9711 Yeah, the scariest part was the octopus. (full quote)
9711 Yeah, that's what I said. I said i'm setting booty traps. (full quote)
9711 1.) You can't just take these. They're somebody else's wishes, someone else's dreams. 2.) Oh yeah? Well this one, this one right here- this was my dream, MY WISH. And it didn't come true, so I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back. (full quote)
9711 ... And your looks are kinda nice... when your face isn't screwing them up. (full quote)
9711 1.) You hear that? 2.) Yeah it sounds like my old man taking a leak. The Roosevelt. (full quote)
9711 1.) Hey this is a funny candle, it's sparkling. 2.) That's not a candle. That's DYNAMITE!!! (full quote)
9711 not a quote, but a question --> is there any doubt that i AM the Goonies God? -jon (full quote)
10584 Kids suck! (full quote)
10584 Sounds like my grandfather taking a leak, Mikey. Thrillsville! (full quote)
10626 You guys are crazy! You know, you guys are self-destructive. There's a funny farm and it has your names written on it, but I'm getting out of here...hey! I smell ice cream! (full quote)
10777 Andy-I can't tell if it's an A sharp or B flat Mikey-Well if you don't play the right note we'll all be flat! (full quote)
11636 Put her into four wheel drive and hold onto your hats! i know there arounf here somewere i can smell there bubble gum! follow those soze fives! (full quote)
11636 Put her into four wheel drive and hold onto your hats! i know there around here somewere i can smell there bubble gum! follow those size fives! long live the goonies, its the greatest movie ever made! (full quote)
11636 Ohh wow a police chase! (full quote)
11636 (chunk throws sloth a candy bar, hits sloth on the head,sloth pauses for a moment, then suddenly filled with rage he breaks his zoo chains and picks up the babe ruth bar!) chunk says: G-g-g geez mister Y-yy-our even hungrier than i am!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
11803 When Dan said to Steve (look at the gas, man...) in the voice of Will Scarlet, brother of the true Prince of the Thieves, husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son, and I will consume the English with bolts of lightening from my eyes. I will have my vengeance, Man. You can be blahzay about some things Rose but NOT about The Inferno! (full quote)
11868 Chunk: Hey you guys! Let me in, you wont believe what I just saw! Mouth: First you have to do the Truffle shuffle! (full quote)
11962 i will not be taking alive, Mikey (full quote)
12319 1)SLOTH LOVE CHUNK! 2) rock a by baby in the trees top when i bow breaks the cradel with fall wh... FALL FALL FALL OH NO SWEATIE MAMMA DROPPED YOU ONCE! (full quote)
12319 1) SLOTH LOVE CHUNK I LOVE YOU TOO MAN!2)Fertelli- member that one time we was gonna fix your teeth and we spent it on francies topay? I DONT WEAR A TOPEAY! rock-a-by baby in the trees top when the bow breaks the cradel with fall and.. FALL FALL FALL OH SWEATIE MAMMA DROPPED YOU ONCE! (full quote)
12331 Chunk: You turd! listen Okay? You guys will never believe me. There's two cop cars okay? And they're chasing this, 4-wheel deal with this real neat ORV and there were bullets flying all over the place, it was the most amazing thing I ever saw!! (full quote)
12578 Ruth! Ruth! Ruth! baby...Ruth! (full quote)
12643 Fifty Dolla bill? Fifty Dollar bill!!! (full quote)
12682 You said, you said you would give me a twinkie if I went up this big hill... (full quote)
  1: I got it! I got it! I got it! (glass falls and breaks) I don't got it. Group: You clutz 1: Hope it wasn't a deposit bottle. (full quote)
  In the garage... ORV... bullet holes THE SIZE OF.. (full quote)
  1: They must have cleaned him out. 2: Sure, right before they ate him. (full quote)
  I once pushed my sister down the stairs and blamed it on the dog. (full quote)
  Oh come on, come on. where are you? You are in the clouds and we are in a basement. (full quote)
  1 - I can't tell if it's an A sharp or a B flat. 2 - Hit the wrong note, and we'll all be flat. (full quote)
  1. [singing] when the bough breaks the cradle will fall...... 2. BREAK????? FALL?????? 3. Uh, I only dropped you once. Maybe twice. (full quote)
  Rocky Road! (full quote)
  Pinchers of Pow! (full quote)
  I'm not a Goonie...I wanna go home. (full quote)
  Yeah, the octopus was really scary. (full quote)
  I guess that's why they call you One-Eyed Willie, One-Eyed Willie... (full quote)
  Chester Copperpot! Don't you see? He was a pro and he never made it this far! (full quote)
  Mouth: Martin Sheen. Stef: Martin Sheen? That's President Kennedy, you idiot! Mouth: Yeah, well he played Kennedy once! Stef: You're so stupid, Mouth! (full quote)
  I SMELL ICE cream! (full quote)
  Hey you guys!!! (full quote)
  (mikey) CHUNK!! (chunk) I didn't do it! (mikey) I know you didn't do it now get over here (full quote)
  Hey, if God put it there, I don't think you should move it (full quote)
  Mikey: listen... Mouth: Sounds like my grandfather taking a leak, Mikey gross out! (full quote)
  Mouth: Hey, wait a minute I got an idea.. why don't we pour chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through? Chunk: That's all I can stand, I can't stand no more! *knocks over water cooler* I got it, I got it, I got it.. *water cooler falls and shatters* I don't got it. All: You klutz! Chunk: I hope it's not a deposit bottle. (full quote)
  Steph: Wait a minute you can't do that Mikey and Mouth: Why not? Steph: Cuz these are other people's wishes, they're other people's dreams Mouth: Yeah well y'know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream MY WISH .. and it didn't come true.. so I'm takin it back.. I'm takin 'em all back (full quote)
  mama: here's your water Mouth: you call this water? mama: it's wet aint it? drink it! (full quote)
  This was my dream...my wish...and it didn't come true...I'm taking it back....I am taking 'em all back. (full quote)
  Shame, shame, know your name! (full quote)
  1)what is that? 2)Aw shit what!? (full quote)
  Its our last Goonie weekend. We should be going out in style. Cruising the coast, sniffing some lace, downing the boozes, but noooo....one older brother had to go and screw it up. Fluncking his driver's test. (full quote)
  If God wanted it that way, we'd all be pissin in our faces!! (full quote)
  Sloth-Ruth Ruth baby Ruth (full quote)
  Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did! (full quote)
  The only thing we serve here is tongue. You boys like tongue? (full quote)
  1) Is your Mommy here? 2) No, sir. Actually, she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids. (full quote)
  Im not afraid of the dark. I love the dark, I love the dark. But I hate nature, I HATE NATURE! (full quote)
  hey you guys! (full quote)
  Hey You GUYS! (full quote)
  Okay, Okay, Okay. Michael Jackson didn't use the bathroom at my house. BUT HIS SISTER DID! (full quote)
  Ruth! Ruth!...baby RUTH!...ROCKY ROAD! (full quote)
  REVERSE PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Data: im setting a boody trap...you mena a booby trap?...thats what i said! a booby trap! (full quote)
  Out in the garage...ORV...Four wheel drive...Bullet holes the size of MOTTZA ballS! (full quote)
  Mouth:(tries to open door)It's locked. Chunk:Thank god!!!! Mouth:Hey wait a minute Chunk. Chunk:What? Mouth:You know,I've got some naked pictures of your mom.Taking a bath.Wanna by 'em? Chunk:WHAT?!?! Mouth:Real cheap!! Chunk:(charging at Mouth who steps aside)Arrrrrrggggggggg!(breaks down door) Group:Thanks Chunk! (full quote)
  Oh my God, that's my mom's most favorite piece! (full quote)
  everything.OK!I'll talk!In third grade,I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade,I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play.In fifth grade,I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out..But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-then, I made a noise like this: huaa-huaaa and then I dumped it over the side,all over the people in the audience. And then,this was horrible,all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.I never felt so bad in my entire life (full quote)
  Lunctime! The longer you animals bark, the colder your lunch gets! Come on! Move it out! You too, down there! Hey turkey! (full quote)
  Andyyyyyyyyyy, you Gooooonieee!!! (full quote)
  1.Kids must of cleaned him out. 2. Sure, right before they ate him. 3. Stupid. (full quote)
  Oh shit what!? (full quote)
  DATA: You know i am wondering....what is in that bag? (full quote)
  Mickey, Mickey, Come here and make me feel like a woman. Come here and give me a nice, wet, slippery kiss. Mmmuhh! (Sticking his toungue through a hole in the painting) (full quote)
  Kids suck. (full quote)
  Jerk Alert! (full quote)
  You CLUTZ! (full quote)
  We had our hands on the future... but we blew it to save our own lives! Mikey - The Goonies (full quote)
  Andyyyyy.....youuuuu goooonnniiieeee!!!! (full quote)
  PINCHERS OF PERIL!!!!! PINCHERS OF PERIL!!!!! (full quote)
  If god made us that way we would all be pissing in our faces (full quote)
  You see this one, this one right here? this was MY wish, MY dream and it didn't come true so I'm taking it back...I'm taking them all back! (full quote)
  This was my wish my dream but it didnt come true so I'm takin' it back, I'm taken' em all back... (full quote)
  Chunck: Oh wow a real police Chase! ...Spills drink... Oh Shit! (full quote)
  look guys, slick shoes (full quote)
  pinchers of power, pinchers of power (full quote)
  I made a boobie trap (full quote)
  I made a boobie trap (full quote)
  You boys like tongue? (full quote)
  data: Guys They are coming, they're coming and they look reall reall pissed off! (full quote)
  You know, I am wondering, what is in that bag? (full quote)
  I'm depressed...[opens fridge, takes out whip cream, and starts chugging it down] (full quote)
  You gotta do the truffle shuffle! (full quote)
  i sware to god if you move that mirror one more time. (full quote)
  This is supposed to be water? It's wet ain't it? Drink It! (full quote)
  stop, no not my hand i want to play the violin! (full quote)
  YOU SMELL LIKE PHYS. ED.!!!! (full quote)
  Mouth: No pe...no pen. No si...NO SIGN, NO SIGN!!! (full quote)
  Ah man! You smell like phs ed! (full quote)
agwendolyn Hey Mikey, ya gotta go to the bathroom? (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) First you have to do the truffle shuffle. 2) Come on! 1) Do it! 2) Come on! 1) Do it! 2) Okay... (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) Maybe she won't notice. 2) Are you kidding? It's her favorite part! (full quote)
ProKiller HEY YOU GUYS! (full quote)
8837 I'm so depressed. (full quote)
8837 Okay Brand, Michael Jackson didnt come over to my house...to use the bathroom, but his sister did. (full quote)
12131 Wow! This is neat! We only have old Hannukah decorations in our attic, Mikey. (full quote)
12206 La marijuana va en el primer cajon. La cocaina y rapidez va en el segundo, y la heroina en el de abajo. Seimpre hay que separar las drogas!! (full quote)
12206 Nunca subes aya arriba. Esta lleno de los instrumentos de tortura sexuales del Senor Walsh. (full quote)
12206 Si no ases buen trabajo, estaras enserada aqui con las cucarachas por dos semanas sin agua y sin comida!!! (full quote)
12206 Estoy en una casa de los locos!!! Por Dios!!! (full quote)
12674 1.) I got a great idea you guys! Slick shoes! 2.) Slick shoes!? Are you crazy!? (full quote)
12880 (data) 50 dollar bell (bill) 50 dollar bell, guys we have the money to save the goondocks!!! (brand) shut up there fakes there phoneys! (data) ahhh no there snot there snot!! (full quote)
13077 Mikey, this doesn't look like a place you'd wanna go to the bathroom in, I mean there's spiders...and DEAD things mikey, DEAD things! (full quote)
13901 I'm Capitan Chunk, and Capitan Chunk says let's get the hell out of here!! (full quote)
13901 I don't wear a hair piece!! (full quote)
14186 you TURD! (full quote)
14455 what is all this stuff? it's dad's business. yeah, but what is it? i told you it's dad's business! (full quote)
14455 1)what is that!?! 2)Oh shit what. 1)what is that!?!. . . that is a mess boys and I want it cleaned up! (full quote)
14455 1)If you let him out in this, you'll be in the deepest, d-deep, deep. . . 2)Shit, ma. 1)I don't like that kind of language, but that's exactly what you'll be in! (full quote)
14617 if you get it wrong will all be flat (full quote)
14617 SLICK SHOES!!!!!!!! (full quote)
14617 what is this a nuclear saturday come on guys!!!!! (full quote)
14952 YOU KLUTZ! (full quote)
15021 I'm not afraid of the dark. I like the dark. I love it. But I hate nature. I HATE NATURE! (full quote)
15021 1) Chunk. 2) I didn't touch it. 3) I know. Get over here. Hold this 4) Why me Mike? 5) Thanks for taking us up here. There's a real big ball...and it's got this thing-- CRASH sound of glass breaking. (full quote)
15021 Ye intruder's beware. Crushing death and grief...soaked with blood of the trespassing thief. (full quote)
15021 1) One-Eyed Willy! The most famous priate of his time. My dad told me all about him! 2) Dad'll do anything to put you to sleep. (full quote)
15021 Thank you sir, I mean ma'am. (full quote)
15021 Awww. Who needs it? (Throws an inhaler into the sand.) (full quote)
15021 1) what? 2) Let her mother worry. (full quote)
15446 1. ruth, ruth, baby!! ruth ruth. baby! 2. oh my god, i think your hungrier than i am (full quote)
16104 Hey you GUYS!! (full quote)
16680 1)Miss where's your men's room please? 2)Can't you hold it? 1)Well no... 3)Mikey, Mikey this ain't the type of place you wanna go to the bathroom in.. 2)Why not?? 3) Because there might be Daddy Long legs and..1)Chunk what are you talking about? 3)Dead things Mikey Dead Things!! (full quote)
17610 listen, ok you guys will never belive me- there was 2 cop cars ok and they were chasin this 4 wheel deal this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flyin all over the place, it was the most amazing thing I ever saw! (full quote)
Larwen Mouth:First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle (full quote)
Larwen Brand) He should be put in a plastic bubble. Mother)I serious Brandon, that's not funny. He takes one step outside and you're in the biggest most absoulute, absoulute... Brand)Shit, ma Mother)I don't like that language, but that's exactly what you're gonna to be in. (full quote)
17813 You idiot! That's my mom's most favorite piece. (full quote)
Snoangel28 You know I am wondering what is in the bag. (full quote)
18531 Okay, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did. (full quote)
18654 Come on, let's kill each other over pepperoni (full quote)
18851 I can't tell if it's an A sharp or a B flat!! (full quote)
19184 Hey, you guys! (full quote)
19903 That's what I said, booby twaps! (full quote)
20141 I made a pot of fake peuk and i hid it in my jacket and went to this movie theatre, climbed the balcony and i made a noise like this...huuuuaaah, huaaahhh, huuuuaaah, huuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaah, and i dumped it on all the people...and this is the worst part, everyone started getting sick and throwing up all over eachother...i've never felt so bad in my whole entire life. (full quote)
21079 if god meant to put em on that way we'd all be pissin' in our faces (full quote)
23080 DATA IS TIRED OF FALLING down! (full quote)
23080 Shame shame we know your name!! (full quote)
23080 I like the dark, I love the dark, but i hate nature I hate nature! (full quote)
23754 Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket. (full quote)
23754 Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back. (full quote)
Daisy 1:Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw! 2: more amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom. 3: more amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right? 4: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right? 1: Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did. (full quote)
Daisy 1. Is your mommy here? 2. No, sir. Actually, she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids. (full quote)
Daisy 1. Tell us everything! Everything! 2. Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. 3. I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma! (full quote)
cyree That's my mom's most favorite piece (full quote)
27375 Guys, I know when My Stomach Growls there's Trouble (full quote)
GenieChick ORV...Bullet Holes.... BULLET HOLES! (full quote)
27959 Mouth says..i want the venis scaddapein fromma 1951!...(Momma fretelli gets pen knife out and holds it to mouths throat saying)....all we serve is tongues!! (full quote)
27959 Slothhhh loves Chunkkk! (full quote)
27959 G-g-g-geez Mr..your even hungrier than iam! (full quote)
27959 momma fretelli singing to sloth...rock abye baby on a tree top when the bar breaks the cradle will fall..sloth rages with angre....break!fall!!...momma fretelli...ok slothy i may have droped you once...sloth..grrrrr!!....momma fretelli...ok ok maybe twice!!...sloth then makes her walk the plank !! (full quote)
27959 Mikey - chester copper pot! dont you guys see he never made it this far..we have a chance!....Brand - a chance of what mikey ?? getting killed? (full quote)
27959 guys guys ive been saved by my peaches of perill!.........guys guys im in an old ruuum!!(room) (full quote)
27959 Andy - i think the next one is b-flat im not sure.....Mikey - play this next note wrong and well all be flat! (full quote)
27959 put her into 4 wheel drive and hold onto you hats! (full quote)
27959 I know there around here somewhere i can smell there bubblegum! (full quote)
27959 Follow those size fives! (full quote)
28410 Hey you guys! (full quote)
Allie_Nicole This is our time...done here...our time. (full quote)
Allie_Nicole 1) I'm sorry about your face! 2) It's okay. I was born with it. (full quote)
30697 1) First the juicy tomato, then the plump little hand 2)No No I want to play the violin! (full quote)
30697 Yeah Lawrence like the time you told me that 50 Iranian terrorists took over all the Sizzler Steakhouses in the county (full quote)
sm42 Your looks are kinda handsome when your face isn't screwing them up. (full quote)
readyfreddy I smell ice cream... (full quote)
35397 Andi: I can't tell if it's an A sharp or a B flat. Mikey: You hit the wrong not, we'll all be flat. (full quote)
35397 Andi: I can't tell if it's an A sharp or a B flat. Mikey: You hit the wrong note, we'll all be flat. (full quote)
35397 Mikey: Goonies never say die! (full quote)
36101 Somethings weird. Does **** wear braces? (full quote)
37417 I feel like I'm babysitting. Except I'm not getting paid. (full quote)
37417 1) what is that?! [pointing] 2,3,4) Oh, shit. what? 1) what is that? [points at crumbs on table] That is a mess, boys, I want it cleaned up! 2) [relieved] Oh..oh! No problem, Mrs. Walsh. (full quote)
38815 The only thing we serve here is tongue. You boys like tongue? (full quote)
39394 Ugh you idiot , you glued it on upside down! (full quote)
39394 [pouring water from one glass to the other] heyy mikey gotta goto the bathroom? (full quote)
39394 1)hey..how long you guys been standing there? 2) long enough mikey, long enough (full quote)
41409 JERK ALERT!!It's Chunk! (full quote)
41409 Mikey this ain't really the kinda place you wanna go to the bathroom in. (full quote)
41409 Awww...that's my mom's favortie part!! (full quote)
  Sounds like my grandfather taking a leak Mikey, Grossville. (full quote)
  Nah, I'm just trying to er er dictate myself. That's delude yourself dummy. that's what I said, Delude myself. (full quote)
  bye bye marbles! (full quote)
  Andy, you goonie (full quote)
  Elgin Perkins: Is your mommy here? Brandon Walsh: No, sir. Actually, she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids. (full quote)
  (The Fratelli's are interrogating Chunk) Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything! Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma! (full quote)
  Chunk: Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw! Mikey: more amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom. Brandon Walsh: more amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right? Mouth: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right? Chunk: Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did. (full quote)
  Pinchers o' power... pinchers o' power! i been saved by pinchers o' power! (full quote)
  Aw, this is just a dumb sketch of the old cannonball chamber. Where's the gold?! (full quote)
  (1)George Washington, President Lincoln, uhh...Martin Sheen (2)That's President Kennedy, you idiot! (1)Well...same difference, I mean he played Kennedy once (full quote)
37417 1) [name] is being so sweet to me... 2) Oh come on, come on! where are you? You're in the clouds, and we are in a basement. (full quote)
46065 This is ridiculous its like Im babysitting except I'm not getting paid (full quote)
46065 Brad, Um, god put that rock there for a purpose and I'm not so sure you should move it (full quote)
46564 Ruth! Ruth! baby Ruth! (full quote)
ultrapablo come over here and make me feel like a woman, come here and give me a nice wet lickery kiss!!! (full quote)
gregs_gal Then there was the octopus (full quote)