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Real Genius - 1985 Movie Quotes


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  This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated (full quote)
bigcat58 1) Are you Dr. Hathaway? 2) Yes. 1) Tell me, what's Mr. Einstein really like? 2) Dead. (full quote)
bigcat58 Oh yeah, I won! 31.8% of the prizes, though. I'll have to figure that out, but not this summer. (full quote)
bigcat58 OKAY GOD!!!! LEMME HAVIT!!!! (full quote)
bigcat58 1) Hello, Jerry! 2) I told you before, Kent, you don't get to use my first name. (full quote)
3848 your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit? (full quote)
3378 Rue the day? Who talks like that? (full quote)
3378 Yes, well, Philomena likes them. (full quote)
DirtySteve 1)Something strange happened to me this morning 2)Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes, on a pyramid with 1000 naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? 1)No 2)Why am I the only person who has that dream? (full quote)
DirtySteve 1)Your all just a bunch of degenerates 2) We are, what about that time I found you naked with that bowl of jello? 1)You did not 2)It's true 1)I was hot and I was hungry, OK (full quote)
4256 Ice is nice, how does it feel to be frozen!!!! (full quote)
1815 Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races and we had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother? (full quote)
  in the midst of my preparation for hary cary.... (full quote)
Orlikidnapper I'm sorry, it's just an infantile response to authority. (full quote)
Orlikidnapper Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself? (full quote)
Orlikidnapper You see Mitch, I used to be you and lately I've been missing me so I asked Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said sure. (full quote)
Orlikidnapper Work work work work work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for months and all They wanna do is study. I'm disgusted, I'm sorry. But its not like I'm depressed! We had what-no one at the mutant hamster races, one entry for the Madam Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother? (full quote)
Orlikidnapper This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This-this is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated. (full quote)
Orlikidnapper You wanted to see me, your joggingness? (full quote)
Orlikidnapper MAy I say, sir, I admire your taste in footwear. (full quote)
3378 1) Being snubbed by beauticians is not my idea of relaxing! 2) student beauticians. (full quote)
5806 This is ice. This is what happens when water gets too cold. This, this is Kent. This is what happens when people get too sexually frustrated. (full quote)
5172 (1) what do you want, Knight? (2) World peace . . . but I don't think this is the time to discuss it. (full quote)
5172 Do you mind if I name my first child after you? Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it. (full quote)
5172 (1) Jerry asked me to drop by. what did he ask you to do? (2) what? (1) Which word didn't you understand? (full quote)
5172 (1) I want to start seeing a lot more of you in the lab. (2) Fine. I'll gain weight. (full quote)
5172 (1) Taste this. Come on, you won't hurt my feelings. Just give it . . . yeah . . . what? Too sweet? (2) what is it? (1) I don't know. I found it in one of the labs. (full quote)
5172 These girls are not used to geniuses. You might impress them! (full quote)
5172 (1) You still run? (2) Only when chased. (full quote)
5172 (1) You are Chris Knight, aren't you? (2) I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear. (full quote)
5172 (1) Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis? (2) Not right now. (full quote)
5172 (1)I've noticed you've stopped stuttering. (2) I've been giving myself shock therapy. (1) Up the voltage. (full quote)
5172 (1)Kent puts his name on his license plate. (2) My mother does the same this with my underwear. (1) your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit? (full quote)
5172 We had, what, no one at the mutant hamster races. We had one entry for the Madam Curie look-alike contest, and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother? (full quote)
5172 I didn't want you guys to think I was stuffy. You know, no fun. All brain, no penis. (full quote)
5172 Welcome to Pacific tech's Smart People on Ice! (full quote)
5172 (1)I'm gonna get you guys. Dr. Hathaway's gonna hear all about this. You know, you'll rue the day! (2) Rue the day? Who talks like that? (full quote)
5172 (1)what is that? (2) This? It's a penis stretcher. You wanna try it? (full quote)
5172 (1) Don't eat that! (2) Huh? (1) Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God! I'm too late! (full quote)
5172 (1)Are you going to miss your friends? (2) Well, no. I think I intimidate other kids. (1) Good boy. (full quote)
  In the immortal words of Socrates... I drank what? (full quote)
  1)Why does that guy keep going into our closet?/2)Why do you keep going into our closet?/1)To get my clothes,but thats not why he goes in there!/2)Of corse not his too big your clothes would never fit him.Ten points higher than me....thinks a big guy lik that could ware his clothes.puh (full quote)
  was it a dream where you were standing on a temple in sun god sort of robes with thousands of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? (full quote)
  Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem? (full quote)
  I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you, to the cleaners! right kent? (full quote)
  are u ok? no not emotionally no im not! im disapointed not terribly but still! it should have gone much faster much farther. its ok though i no waht the problem is its obviously the drag coeficiant i can redisign that no problem i can do that here. (full quote)
  A-But what about the time I found u naked with a bowl of Jello? b- u did not a- I did b- i was hot and i was hungry! (full quote)
  A- Do you know theirs a guy living in our closet? B- u see him too? A- who is he? B- Holly Feld A- But why does he keep going into our closet? A- why do u keep going into our closet??? A- to get my clothes, but thats not why he goes in their! B- Of course not! hes twice your size! your clothes would never fit him A- so? B-Think b4 u ask these questions Mitch. twenty points higher than me? thinks a big guy like that could wear his clothes? (full quote)
  Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis? Not yet. A girl's got to have her standards. (full quote)
  1)I want to start seeing a lot more of you in the lab. 2) Fine. I'll gain weight. (full quote)
  (1) Why are you wearing those on your head? (2) Because if I wear them anywhere else, they chafe! (full quote)
  Pacific Ocean school presents Smart People on Ice! (slips and crashes into the railing) (full quote)
  (talking about the headband) [1]Why are you wearing that there? [2] Because if I wear it anywhere else it will chafe. (full quote)
  1)Why are you wearing that toy on your head? 2) Because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes. (full quote)
  Why are wearing that toy on your head? Because if I wore it anywhere else I'd chafe. (full quote)
  In the immortal words of Socrates...I drank what?! (full quote)
1960 Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, 'I drank what?' (full quote)
2489 When you're smart, people need you. (full quote)
2489 How's it feel to be frozen?! Yeah, ice is nice! (full quote)
2489 The first thing you should do is get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative. (full quote)
2489 Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis? (full quote)
2489 1) You are Chris Knight, aren't you? 2) I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear. (full quote)
2489 That was yesterday. what have you done for me today? (full quote)
2489 Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races and we had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother? (full quote)
2489 I never sleep, I don't know why. I had a roomate and I drove her nuts, I mean really nuts, they had to take her away in an ambulance and everything. But she's okay now, but she had to transfer to an easier school, but I don't know if that had anything to do with being my fault. But listen, if you ever need to talk or you need help studying just let me know, 'cause I'm just a couple doors down from you guys and I never sleep, okay? (full quote)
3378 1) Why are you wearing that on your head? 2) Because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes. (full quote)
5172 How's it feel to be frozen?! Yeah, ice is nice! (full quote)
6261 a) Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? b) No. a) Why am I the only person who has that dream? (full quote)
clarkins 1. Are you sure you're Chris Knight. 2. I hope so, I'm wearing his underwear. (full quote)
6652 Chris: whats up doc? Dr. Hathaway: take your shoes off! you are no longer any use to me, I'm giving Kent the darlington job. Chris: you suddenly find humor. Dr. Hathaway: you need a degree.. Chris: i can pass your exam..Dr. hathaway: if you pass, you dont pass! (full quote)
Demar This, this is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This, this is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated. (full quote)
9860 This is ice, this is what happens when water gets to cold. This is Kent, this is what happens when people get too sexually frustrated. (full quote)
ShadowDragyn 1) what's this? 2) It's a penis enlarger. I have it filed under 'H' for toy. (full quote)
11234 OH MY GOD! IT'S HEADED FOR THE GAS TANKS! DUCK! (full quote)
11234 1) ...so I followed him into the closet and down into the steam tunnels and there I saw the most discusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life. 2) What? 1) Holleyfeld in his pajamas. (full quote)
11234 In high school they stuffed me in a mailbox. Did I tell you that?!?! (full quote)
11234 Compared to you most people have the IQ of a carrot. (full quote)
11234 1) Is Mitch by any chance adopted? 2) Why, no! 1) Amazing! 2) Isn't it? (full quote)
12088 Chris Knight: You didn't move anything, did you? Mitch: No... CK: Good, because all of my filth is in alphabetical order. This, for example, is under 'H', for 'toy'. M: what is it? CK: It's a penis stretcher... wanna try? (full quote)
beekers 1)Can you pound a nail through a six inch board with your penis? 2)No. 1)Well, a girl's got to have her standards. (full quote)
Matt8323 Why is that toy on your head? 2)Because if I wear is anywhere else it chaffs (full quote)
Matt8323 1)Are you crying? 2)Yes I'm crying! I'm sorry. 2)That's ok son, just as long as nobody sees you. (full quote)
14541 (1)Dr. Hathaway, I saw your show the other night on radioactive isotopes and I've got a question for you. (2)Yes? (1)Is that your real hair? (full quote)
15592 In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what? (full quote)
17534 You see Mitch, I used to be you and lately I've been missing me so I asked Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said sure. (full quote)
18231 1) Why does he keep going in our closet? 2) Why do you keep going into our closet? 1) To get my clothes, but that's not why he goes in there.. 2) Of course not Mitch he's twice your size your clothes would never fit him...geez Mitch 1600 on your SAT's and you think a big guy like that can wear your clothes?! (full quote)
18231 Do you mind if I name my first child after you? Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it... (full quote)
18304 See this? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated. See this? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. (full quote)
18304 Want a cherry? I grow them myself. (full quote)
minedsquid Chris Knight: Do you mind if I name my first child after you? Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it. (full quote)
SillySarah #1 You'll rue the day! #2 Rue the day? Who talks like that? (full quote)
19005 Roger crossbow, the rabbit is in the hole (full quote)
19668 Can i get you anything? a balloon? (full quote)
19668 1. It blew a complete hole to the other side!!!!! 2. its pretty (full quote)
20425 You must get back at Kent. It is a moral imperative. (full quote)
20425 And Kent, remember....stop playing with yourself. (full quote)
24206 Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races and we had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother? (full quote)
24206 1)The weirdest thing just happened to me. 2)Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? 1)No... 2)Why, am I the only one who has that dream? (full quote)
25630 1- I want to see more of you around the lab. 2- Fine, I'll gain weight (full quote)
25630 1- Will you miss your friends? 2- Uh..no, I think I intimidate the other kids. 1- Good boy. (full quote)
25630 Gee, Kent, and we were going to make you king of the winter carnival! (full quote)
1ajas Well, how'd you do? 'How'd I do?' I passed, but I failed! Yeah! Well, then I'm happy and sad for you. Thank you. (full quote)
1ajas When you're smart, people need you. (full quote)
1ajas Don't eat that! Huh? Don't you know that eating that stuff can give you very large breasts? Oh my God! I'm too late! (full quote)
1ajas [T]here's something you're going to have to understand. Compared to you, most people have the I.Q. of a carrot. We're different than most people, (name) . . . better. (full quote)
1ajas Did you know there's a guy living in our closet? You've seen him, too? Who is he? (name). Why does he keep going into our closet? Why do you keep going into our closet? To get my clothes, but that's not why he goes in there. Of course not, he's twice your size. Your clothes would never fit him. Yeah? Think before you ask these questions, (name). Twenty points higher than me, thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes? (full quote)
1ajas How's it feel to be frozen? Yeah, ice is nice! (full quote)
1ajas what is that? This? It's a penis stretcher. You wanna try it? No! I'm kidding. It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility (full quote)
30110 hows it feel to be frozen?! (full quote)
31415 your MOM PUTS LISCENSE PLATES IN your UNDERWEAR....HOW DO YOU SIT? (full quote)
31415 HELLO JERRY! I TOLD YOU BEFORE KENT, YOU CANT call ME BY MY FIRST NAME...DID I? (full quote)
36603 Do you have that dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? (full quote)
36603 You still run? Only when chased (full quote)
eyesore your mother puts liscence plates in your underwear? (full quote)
rhps2000 #1 Do you want to borrow my pajamas? #2 No, thanks. #1 He's a real smart kid. (full quote)
csmith40 I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?" (full quote)
csmith40 I had a dream that I was standing on top of a pyramid, in sun god robes with 1000's of naked women throwing, little pickles at me. Why am I the only one who has this dream? (full quote)