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Rustlers' Rhapsody - 1985 Movie Quotes

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24537 1. Rex, you shot him in the head. How do you feel about that? 2. I missed his hand. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Who in the hell are you? #2- Just a stranger passing through. #1- Where in the hell did you get that shirt? #2- How a person a person dresses is nobodies business but his or her own. #1- What? #2- You heard me. #1- You know what you look like to me? You look like one of those fellers that is attracted to other men. #2- This is just a warning if you or your men draw on me, I will shoot each one of you in the hand. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- A glass of warm milk please. (everyone in bar stares) make it a sarsaparilla. (Bartender just stares) uh is this one of those really tough bars? (nods) Well then let me have a large glass of warm gin served with a human hair in it. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Blackie you can kill me too if you want, but I think it’s exactly this type of thing that drives down property values in Oakwood Estates. (Blackie shoots man twice) #2- That was the town doctor…..I’m kidding, just some real estate guy. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Why don’t you stay in the hotel? #2- I never stay in town. #1- Oh, what’s your name anyhow? #2- I’m Rex O'Herlihan the Singing Cowboy. #1- The what? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Did ya kill him? #2- Ah.. no not exactly. #1- Not exactly? #2-Well we tried to kill him Colonel, but he shot us in the hands. #1- In the hands? #3- Yeah and it hurts too, (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Tell me…tell me about this stranger who shoots man in the hand. Could his presents here result in an all out range war? #2- Well maybe..maybe not a range war exactly. But certainly a lot of killing, you have my word on that a lot of killing. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- You're not a 'good Guy' at all. #2- I'M A LAWYER YOU IDIOT! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I just want to say one thing. I hope you shoot Mr. Barber in both hands. #2- Who? #1- Barber, Bob Barber. #2- Bob Barber? #1- Yeah that’s what the Colonel’s daughter called him. #2- Not Bad Bob Barber … Bothersome Bob Barber … Bob the Butcher Barber? #1- No…no just Bob. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-You missed! How could you miss?! #2-Even with these scopes we have a target a hundred yards away, maybe more! We've never fired these guns before! There's a definite wind factor AND we have a problem with the sun! #1-Just shoot him, okay? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Ever faced another good guy before? #2-Nope. #1-Me neither. #2-Kinda makes you wonder what'll happen. #1-I figure the good guy'll win, just like always. #2-Yeah, except we're both good guys. #1-Then I figure the most good good guy will win. #2-That's how I figure, too. #1-Yep. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Let me just ask you one question. There's just one thing I'm curious about. Why did you bring the body here? My God, this is a home, people live here! #2- Ah, Colonel, we didn't know what to do with him. #1- Bury him! How about that! Don't you think that's a good idea? #2&3- Oh, yes sir, yes sir, Colonel! #1- I mean, do you think that when somebody dies, they place them permanently on the family couch? (full quote)
Marvin Acme Take care of her men. NO NOT THAT! Take up stairs is what I mean. Gee Whiz! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Thanks for washing my dress. #2- Oh my pleasure. I never have problems with ground in dirt stains, blood & chocolate are the tough ones. (full quote)