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Summer Rental - 1985 Movie Quotes

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6034 >Mister will you please touch them? She's been showing them off all over town. >>Oh yeah those are real. I'm gonna tell my wife to get some. Those are fun for the whole family. (full quote)
7836 I love ya Scully, and thats not the beer talkin. (full quote)
9316 You could'nt beat my dingy (full quote)
  your wife's on my Wham-O. (full quote)
11289 1. Hi, i'm Jack Chester, your new neighbor, and you are ... ? 2. Having lunch (full quote)
11289 1. Well, I like the way you look in a bathing suit. 2. My mother was right, you ARE twisted. 1. rrrrrrrrrrroar (full quote)
  Is this a real hook? Hey, cool, I'm bleeding! Is that how you lost your hand? (full quote)
  1. My name's Laurie, and where's your hand? 2. Oh, I don't think you want to know that. (full quote)
  Who the **** are we? We're the three bears!! Who the **** are you? (full quote)
  1. I wet my bed, Daddy. 2. No, you didn't wet your bed. You wet THEIR bed. (full quote)
  I'm Joe public. Welcome to my beach. (full quote)
  1. You get outta here, fella. I'm trying to watch The Smurfs. 2. Oh, trying to watch The Smurfs, are you? Well, did you see the one where Papa Smurf grabbed a crutch and beat the shit out of the guy in the red hat? (full quote)
Ice_Princess108 I love ya Scully, and thats not the beer talkin. (full quote)
  I forgot my Noxeema..........and my daughter. (full quote)
  Little girl: Look, there's a real pirate. Man dressed as pirate: Oh, really? where? (full quote)
  1. Too bad a big fart like that's gotta own it. 2. Yeah, the big fart. [giggles] 1. Watch your language. (full quote)
  I'm not a dumb Swede, I'm a dumb Scot! (full quote)
  There he goes, Captain Al Pellet. You shouldn't have rammed him, you should have sunk the bastard. (full quote)
19005 I'd take those over a power tool anyday. (full quote)
  You couldn't beat my Dinghy! (full quote)
  You got my table but you're not getting my lobsters! (full quote)
1ajas (1)Daddy, can I drive? (2)Yeah, sure, why not? I thought we'd divvy it up a little bit. You can have the second hundred miles. (full quote)
1ajas I love the way you look in a bathing suit. My mother was right. You're twisted. (full quote)
1ajas You just got into town? Yeah, well, I've been in town for thirty years. Thirty years! (full quote)
1ajas (1)415 Beach Road. (2)That's right. (1)This house... is 415 Beach Lane. (full quote)
1ajas (1) I wet my bed daddy. (2) No sweetheart. You didn't wet your bed. You wet their bed. (full quote)
10929 I'll join you later for martinis...I'm kidding. (full quote)
10929 I got some mint toothpicks to hold us over. (full quote)
10929 You got my table but you're not getting my lobsters. (full quote)
10929 You cover me. (full quote)
10929 Dolores. (full quote)
  1. How does it feel to always be right? 2. I revel in it. 1. Watch your toes, Mother Theresa. 2. I LOVE YOU!! 1. Sure, bring it up now, when I'm going to work! (full quote)
  How do you like you omelet?---Fluffy. (full quote)
10929 I hate flies. (full quote)
10929 I know I've forgotten something. (full quote)
10929 Next stop Citrus Grove, florida. (full quote)
  He's a squid's dick. (full quote)