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Weird Science - 1985 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
2946 If you get the chance, shower with them...I did, It's a mindscrambler....oh it hurts so good (full quote)
2946 That's not a joke, that is a severe behavoral disorder! (full quote)
2946 You are so up-tight, your middle name is tense! Wyatt tense O'Donnely (full quote)
2946 Do you think they're having fun being catatonic in a closet? (full quote)
2946 How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? (full quote)
2946 I can be a real bitch if I don't get what I want (full quote)
2946 #1: Crazy insane? #2: Insane? #1: Crazy? (full quote)
2946 A)Don't worry, everything's cool. B) Everything's cool? (Yells out window) EVERYTHING'S cool! B) Yeah, my mom and dad are gonna castrate me, my mom almost had like a cardiac arrest, but yeah everything's cool, I mean everything just couldn't be better (full quote)
4119 She's everything I've always wanted in a girl...before I knew what I wanted. (full quote)
  Chet- what the hell is this? Lisa-Its a persian missle, chip! Chet- Chet, my name is Chet! And I didn't think it was a whales dick honey! (full quote)
  Chet- what the hell is this? Lisa- Its a persian missle chip! Chet- Chet,my name is chet, and I didnt think it was a whales dick honey! (full quote)
4768c That looks pretty good! Now make yourself one, dickweed! (full quote)
4768c Well my nuts are halfway up my asshole but other than that I'm perfect! (full quote)
4768c How'd you like your friends here to know...that you wear a bra on your head? (full quote)
5221 So... what would you little maniacs like to do first? (full quote)
6034 I've whipped up this nasty little suare at Wyatt's house. It's going to be chips, dips, chains, whips; your regular high school orgy. (full quote)
6200 Gary there's a missle in my house (full quote)
6200 (Whyatt) chets coming home, my parents are coming home, there gonna freak out! (Gary) There gonna shit eggrolls (full quote)
  Ballberings and thirty weight oil (full quote)
  Gimme da KEYS! (full quote)
clarkins You're stewed Buttwad (full quote)
2489 Chips,dip,chains,whips. Just your basic high school orgy. Now I am not talking about candlewax on the nibbles or anything like that,just a couple of hundred teenagers running around in thier underware acting like compelete idot. (full quote)
clarkins what would you little maniacs like to do first? (full quote)
7643 How bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? (full quote)
8060 (Gary): He doesn't even have his license, Lisa (full quote)
272 Someone better tell me why it's snowing in my bedroom?......fine you die and she walks out of here with a sevear limp. (full quote)
272 (1)Your brother is a pile of shit. (2)He can't stay this way Lisa,It will spoil Christmas (full quote)
  Why don't you bend over. I'll shove it straight up your @$$! (full quote)
7977 You two doggie dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue. (full quote)
8753 You know Gary, for the first time in my life; I don't feel like a total dick. (full quote)
8753 We're in. Wyatt: We're in trouble Gary. This is highly illegal. Gary: We need more input. We gotta fill this thing up with data. We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize. (full quote)
8753 Hello, pretty lady. Tell me something, what's a beautiful braud like you doing with a malaka like this, huh? Lisa: It's purely sexual. Dino: No shit. Gary: She's into malakas, Dino. (full quote)
  Lisa (holding up a pair of skimpy panties): Do you think this will turn on a fifteen-year-old boy? (full quote)
11353 A MISSLE, A MISSLE IN MY HOUSE GARY! CHET'S COMING home, MY PARENTS ARE COMING home. THEY'RE GONNA FREAK OUT! (full quote)
11007 i want her to live, i want her to breathe, i want her to arobasize (full quote)
11007 so what would you to maniacs like to do first (full quote)
11007 you know chips dips chains and whips, i'm not talking candle wax on the nipples just a bunch of teenagers running around with no clothes on. (full quote)
12910 I didn't think it was a whale dick, honey. (full quote)
12926 Have you ever wondered how sad it is that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom? (full quote)
11234 In your quest for power and glory you forgot one small detail. (full quote)
11234 women's gymnastics (full quote)
12674 1.) Crazy insane? 2.) Insane? 3.) Crazy? 4.) I was nuts for the woman, man. Now you gotta believe me. I'm sayin', i'm tellin' the truth here. I'm speaking to ya. I mean, I was nuts for the girl. (full quote)
13765 Do you know it is snowing in my room, goddammit? (full quote)
14617 Bam!! We hit the city dead on! A little drinks a little night life!!!!! (full quote)
14617 She lives in Canada the girl has no morals (full quote)
14617 Just like frankenstien but cuter (full quote)
14617 Why are you messing with tthe fantasy? (full quote)
14617 Anything bigger then a hand full and your risking a sprained thumb (full quote)
14617 The boozehounds have returned! (full quote)
14617 Dont get any B O on Chet's suit or he'll kill me (full quote)
14617 Look it wasn't your fault all you said was hello (full quote)
14617 Hi dudes. Well good dam! (full quote)
14617 If were going to have some fun you guys are going to have to losen up (full quote)
14617 Party's over said the girl (full quote)
14617 You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a mourge (full quote)
14617 its time to pay the fiddel (full quote)
14617 10 sec into my gymnastic rutine you passed out, you slept,well I did my nails (full quote)
14617 You guys have girlfriends (full quote)
14617 She's a sex pot is what she is (full quote)
14617 You know Gare for the first time in my life I dont feel like a total dick! ya me to (full quote)
14617 hi, Iam ian this is max, we call him mad max (full quote)
14617 She likes the rough stuff.. what can I do.. (full quote)
14617 Dont threaten me al your out of shape I'll kick your ass!! (full quote)
14617 If your going to float an air biscuit let me know ok, float a what? if your going to fart, squeeze cheese let me know ok I'll hit the fan (full quote)
14617 1what are you guys doing here?2Garys just taking a shit (full quote)
14617 1 Do you mind if I came in and checked my face? 2 whats wrong with your face? (full quote)
14617 IAM SHITTING MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
14740 Don't threaten me Al! You're out of shape, I'll kick your ass! (full quote)
  And you know what the bitch did to me? She kicked me in the nutz? In the nutz? On telephone? The bitch kick him in the nutz. (full quote)
11007 (1)OH Gary you said you were combing your hair (2) MOM I SWEAR I WAS COMBING MY HAIR I NEVER TOSSED OFF TO ANYTHING I NEVER TOSSED OFF (full quote)
11007 (1) are u ok?? (2) well beside the fact my balls are half way up my ass i'm fine (full quote)
11007 DONT THREATEN ME AL!!! UR OUT OF SHAPE. I'LL KICK UR ARSE (full quote)
19388 Stood Buttwad, do you know what time it is? (full quote)
  tonught is your night bro (full quote)
  Chet: I'm sorry Wyatt, sorry for being such a shit to you all these years. (full quote)
21599 Hi Nanny I Grampy. Are those my grandparents? Yes. Are they dead? No their just resting. what are they doing in here? I but them in there. Frankly they werent having a good time at the party. Not having a good time, do think their having a good time being catotonic in closet. (full quote)
22325 1)what are you guys doing in there? 2) Gary was just taken a shit. (full quote)
22725 He don't even have his license Lisa, gimme the keys I'll drive! (full quote)
  You cawn't even take a shower...with a beautiful woman...without wearing yer jeans! HAW HAW HAW! (full quote)
  You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue. (full quote)
  Wyat: My parents are comming home, Chet is comming home, they're going to flip out!!! Gary: They're going to shit egg rolls. (full quote)
  Gary Fats man, le'me tell you my story man. I was once crazy insane for this little 8th grade bitch. Fats Insane Crazy! Pops Insane Crazy? Gary I was nutz for the woman man... (full quote)
  Bitch kneed me in the nuts.... broke my heart in two. Broke more then your heart. (full quote)
  Bitch kneed me in the nuts.... broke my heart in two. Broke more then your heart. (full quote)
  Wyatt, your kitchen is blue. (full quote)
  Wyatt: Gary, do you feel like a chicken? Gary: If I could shoot an egg out of my ass right now I would. (full quote)
  Gary: Should we or should we not give her a brain. Wyatt: Sure, we could play chess with her. (full quote)
  Wyatt: Why are we wearing bra's on our heads? Gary: It's ceremonial. (full quote)
  Wyatt: It couldn't be a dream, how can 2 people have the same exact dream? Gary: In your dream did you get up in the middle of the night and puke in the sink?. Wyatt: No. Gary:Then mabye it was a dream. Just an long erotic wet tailed dream... we must have malaria. (full quote)
  You spit in this!?! (full quote)
  You spit in this!?! (full quote)
24986 If Ian and Max sees her, it's all over for us... (full quote)
24986 I'm so bloody clever! (full quote)
24986 CHET: Do you realize that it is snowing in my room, goddammit! (full quote)
24986 GARY: You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt. I'm so disappointed in us. I mean, all our lives we've been saying how great it would be if we went to parties, right? And now it's our party and we're in the john. We're in the john! (full quote)
24986 CHET: I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some shit! (full quote)
24986 Henry: I'm not going to stand here and listen to this baloney. Carmen: He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney. (full quote)
24986 GARY'S MOM: Don't you think Gary was acting a little strange tonight? GARY'S DAD: Gary? Who the hell is Gary? (full quote)
24986 Okay....drop and give me 50!! (full quote)
24986 WYATT: Lisa? Did you see Chet? LISA: Yes... WYATT: Are you responsible? LISA: I am... WYATT: Lisa, we can't have him like this...it'll ruin Christmas... (full quote)
24986 WYATT: Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? GARY: Ceremonial. (full quote)
  You're dropping wolfbait, they're chicks outside! (full quote)
24986 1) Gary, there are motorcycles in my house!!! 2) Wyatt, there are killer mutants in your house. (full quote)
24986 Chet...please don't tell mom and dad...I'll give you everything I've got...all of my college fund...and my social security check.. (full quote)
24986 1) Excuse me, Art... 2) It's 'Arthur' 3) Excuse me, Arthur (full quote)
Debozero How about a greesy poke sandwich served in a dirty ash tray...... (full quote)
  Do you feel like a chicken , Wyatt if I could shoot an egg out my ass right now I would. (full quote)
  You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid at a morgue (full quote)
flashgordon I was crazy for the eighth grade bitch! (full quote)
flashgordon 1)Gary you said you were combing your hair! 2) Ma I never tossed of in the bathroom i swear! (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe That'll be two scents, please... (full quote)
  Like your panties! (full quote)
37516 You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear acting like complete animals. (full quote)
  Gary, why are we wearing Bra's on our heads, Its Ceremonial (full quote)
37574 Gary was acting a little strange tonight don't you think? Who's Gary (full quote)
  But Mom, I NEVER tossed off in the bathroom, I never tossed off to anything (full quote)
  We thought it was all just girls in here. Nope just us dudes. No Gary was just taking a shit. (full quote)
33751 1. what's a babe like you doin' with a couple of geeks like them? 2. It's strictly sexual. (full quote)
  Gary: I was crazy for this little eighth grade bitch. Wyatt: Crazy, Insane! Gary: I was dedicated to this girl, I called her every damn night! Old Pimp Dude in the Bar: You called her every night? On the telephone? Gary: On the telephone? What's he mean on the telephone, course it was on the telephone! (full quote)
  How about a nice greasy pork sandwicjh served in a dirty ashtray? (full quote)
10929 Chloe? Who the hell would marry Chloe? (full quote)
10929 This is all your fault! (full quote)
10929 So what would you little maniacs like to do first? (full quote)
10929 We call him Mad Max. (full quote)
10929 She's a foreign exchance student. (full quote)
  I want her to live, I want her to breath... I want her to aerobisize (full quote)
  Gary... who's Gary? (full quote)
  I cannot believe you, your dropping wolf bait and there's chicks outside! (full quote)
  I don't know what the hell your talking about Lucy, and I want you to shut up! (full quote)
  We're not talking candle wax on the nipples or witchcraft or anything life that, just a few hundred kids acting like complete animals. (full quote)
  Gimme the keys! Gimme the keys! (full quote)
24986 (1) It's a joke Chet! (2) That's not a joke, that's a severe behavioral disorder. Those are women's underpants! The next thing you know you'll be wearing a bra on your head. (full quote)
24986 If you were a 15-year old boy, would these turn you on? I think so too, I'll take them. Oh, do you have a bra to match those? Something leather or rubber or barb wire? (full quote)
  You ought to know better than to walk into someone's house and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat! (full quote)
  You two can't even take a shower with a beautiful woman without wearing your jeans. (full quote)
  a missle Gary? (full quote)
  Your brother's an asshole, what an asshole. Look at his haircut. Anybody with a haircut like that has got to be an asshole. (full quote)
rhps2000 #1. Excuse me, sir, what's this? #2. Drink it! (full quote)
rhps2000 You guys are the ones that got beat up at the homecoming game, right? (full quote)
rhps2000 Don't threaten me, Al! You're out of shape. I'll kick your ass. (full quote)
24986 (1) Do you know what I'd like to do? (2) Shower with them. (1) Then we hit the city, baby, dead on, for a little drinks, a little nightlife, dancing... (2) Dancing. (1) We throw a huge party, I mean huge party... Everybody's invited, women everywhere. All these girls, they're all there. Naked bodies everywhere. (2) Gary. (1) They'll know my name. (2) Gary! (1) what? (2) Nobody likes us. Nobody. (1) Why are you messing with the fantasy? (full quote)
24986 (1) where did your parents go, anyway? (2) Cincinnati. They're meeting the guy my sister wants to marry. (1) Chloe? Who the hell would marry Chloe? (full quote)
bdgraham your VCR should cover it (full quote)
stevesdaughter How about...a nice...greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray. (full quote)
jenn285 1: Gary are you ok. 2: Yea except for the fact that my balls are half way up my ass, other than that I'm perfect. (full quote)
jenn285 I can be a real bitch when I don't get what I want (full quote)
10929 It was an accident. (full quote)