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| 2946 |
If you get the chance, shower with them...I did, It's a mindscrambler....oh it hurts so good
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| 2946 |
That's not a joke, that is a severe behavoral disorder!
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| 2946 |
You are so up-tight, your middle name is tense! Wyatt tense O'Donnely
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| 2946 |
Do you think they're having fun being catatonic in a closet?
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| 2946 |
How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
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| 2946 |
I can be a real bitch if I don't get what I want
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| 2946 |
#1: Crazy insane? #2: Insane? #1: Crazy?
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| 2946 |
A)Don't worry, everything's cool. B) Everything's cool? (Yells out window) EVERYTHING'S cool! B) Yeah, my mom and dad are gonna castrate me, my mom almost had like a cardiac arrest, but yeah everything's cool, I mean everything just couldn't be better
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| 4119 |
She's everything I've always wanted in a girl...before I knew what I wanted.
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Chet- what the hell is this? Lisa-Its a persian missle, chip! Chet- Chet, my name is Chet! And I didn't think it was a whales dick honey!
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Chet- what the hell is this? Lisa- Its a persian missle chip! Chet- Chet,my name is chet, and I didnt think it was a whales dick honey!
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| 4768c |
That looks pretty good! Now make yourself one, dickweed!
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| 4768c |
Well my nuts are halfway up my asshole but other than that I'm perfect!
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| 4768c |
How'd you like your friends here to know...that you wear a bra on your head?
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| 5221 |
So... what would you little maniacs like to do first?
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| 6034 |
I've whipped up this nasty little suare at Wyatt's house. It's going to be chips, dips, chains, whips; your regular high school orgy.
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| 6200 |
Gary there's a missle in my house
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| 6200 |
(Whyatt) chets coming home, my parents are coming home, there gonna freak out! (Gary) There gonna shit eggrolls
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Ballberings and thirty weight oil
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Gimme da KEYS!
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| clarkins |
You're stewed Buttwad
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| 2489 |
Chips,dip,chains,whips. Just your basic high school orgy.
Now I am not talking about candlewax on the nibbles or anything like that,just a couple of hundred teenagers running around in thier underware acting like compelete idot.
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| clarkins |
what would you little maniacs like to do first?
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| 7643 |
How bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
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| 8060 |
(Gary): He doesn't even have his license, Lisa
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| 272 |
Someone better tell me why it's snowing in my bedroom?......fine you die and she walks out of here with a sevear limp.
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| 272 |
(1)Your brother is a pile of shit. (2)He can't stay this way Lisa,It will spoil Christmas
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Why don't you bend over. I'll shove it straight up your @$$!
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| 7977 |
You two doggie dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.
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| 8753 |
You know Gary, for the first time in my life; I don't feel like a total dick.
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| 8753 |
We're in. Wyatt: We're in trouble Gary. This is highly illegal. Gary: We need more input. We gotta fill this thing up with data. We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobicize.
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| 8753 |
Hello, pretty lady. Tell me something, what's a beautiful braud like you doing with a malaka like this, huh? Lisa: It's purely sexual. Dino: No shit. Gary: She's into malakas, Dino.
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Lisa (holding up a pair of skimpy panties): Do you think this will turn on a fifteen-year-old boy?
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| 11353 |
A MISSLE, A MISSLE IN MY HOUSE GARY! CHET'S COMING home, MY PARENTS ARE COMING home. THEY'RE GONNA FREAK OUT!
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| 11007 |
i want her to live, i want her to breathe, i want her to arobasize
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| 11007 |
so what would you to maniacs like to do first
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| 11007 |
you know chips dips chains and whips, i'm not talking candle wax on the nipples just a bunch of teenagers running around with no clothes on.
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| 12910 |
I didn't think it was a whale dick, honey.
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| 12926 |
Have you ever wondered how sad it is that your son's only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
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| 11234 |
In your quest for power and glory you forgot one small detail.
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| 11234 |
women's gymnastics
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| 12674 |
1.) Crazy insane? 2.) Insane? 3.) Crazy? 4.) I was nuts for the woman, man. Now you gotta believe me. I'm sayin', i'm tellin' the truth here. I'm speaking to ya. I mean, I was nuts for the girl.
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| 13765 |
Do you know it is snowing in my room, goddammit?
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| 14617 |
Bam!! We hit the city dead on! A little drinks a little night life!!!!!
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| 14617 |
She lives in Canada the girl has no morals
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| 14617 |
Just like frankenstien but cuter
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| 14617 |
Why are you messing with tthe fantasy?
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| 14617 |
Anything bigger then a hand full and your risking a sprained thumb
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| 14617 |
The boozehounds have returned!
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| 14617 |
Dont get any B O on Chet's suit or he'll kill me
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| 14617 |
Look it wasn't your fault all you said was hello
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| 14617 |
Hi dudes. Well good dam!
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| 14617 |
If were going to have some fun you guys are going to have to losen up
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| 14617 |
Party's over said the girl
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| 14617 |
You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a mourge
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| 14617 |
its time to pay the fiddel
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| 14617 |
10 sec into my gymnastic rutine you passed out, you slept,well
I did my nails
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| 14617 |
You guys have girlfriends
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| 14617 |
She's a sex pot is what she is
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| 14617 |
You know Gare for the first time in my life I dont feel like a total dick! ya me to
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| 14617 |
hi, Iam ian this is max, we call him mad max
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| 14617 |
She likes the rough stuff.. what can I do..
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| 14617 |
Dont threaten me al your out of shape I'll kick your ass!!
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| 14617 |
If your going to float an air biscuit let me know ok, float a what? if your going to fart, squeeze cheese let me know ok I'll hit the fan
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| 14617 |
1what are you guys doing here?2Garys just taking a shit
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| 14617 |
1 Do you mind if I came in and checked my face? 2 whats wrong with your face?
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| 14617 |
IAM SHITTING MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 14740 |
Don't threaten me Al! You're out of shape, I'll kick your ass!
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And you know what the bitch did to me? She kicked me in the nutz? In the nutz? On telephone? The bitch kick him in the nutz.
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| 11007 |
(1)OH Gary you said you were combing your hair (2) MOM I SWEAR I WAS COMBING MY HAIR I NEVER TOSSED OFF TO ANYTHING I NEVER TOSSED OFF
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| 11007 |
(1) are u ok?? (2) well beside the fact my balls are half way up my ass i'm fine
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| 11007 |
DONT THREATEN ME AL!!! UR OUT OF SHAPE. I'LL KICK UR ARSE
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| 19388 |
Stood Buttwad, do you know what time it is?
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tonught is your night bro
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Chet: I'm sorry Wyatt, sorry for being such a shit to you all these years.
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| 21599 |
Hi Nanny I Grampy. Are those my grandparents? Yes. Are they dead? No their just resting. what are they doing in here? I but them in there. Frankly they werent having a good time at the party. Not having a good time, do think their having a good time being catotonic in closet.
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| 22325 |
1)what are you guys doing in there? 2) Gary was just taken a shit.
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| 22725 |
He don't even have his license Lisa, gimme the keys I'll drive!
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You cawn't even take a shower...with a beautiful woman...without wearing yer jeans! HAW HAW HAW!
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You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.
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Wyat: My parents are comming home, Chet is comming home, they're going to flip out!!!
Gary: They're going to shit egg rolls.
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Gary Fats man, le'me tell you my story man. I was once crazy insane for this little 8th grade bitch.
Fats Insane Crazy!
Pops Insane Crazy?
Gary I was nutz for the woman man...
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Bitch kneed me in the nuts.... broke my heart in two.
Broke more then your heart.
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Bitch kneed me in the nuts.... broke my heart in two.
Broke more then your heart.
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Wyatt, your kitchen is blue.
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Wyatt: Gary, do you feel like a chicken?
Gary: If I could shoot an egg out of my ass right now I would.
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Gary: Should we or should we not give her a brain.
Wyatt: Sure, we could play chess with her.
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Wyatt: Why are we wearing bra's on our heads?
Gary: It's ceremonial.
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Wyatt: It couldn't be a dream, how can 2 people have the same exact dream?
Gary: In your dream did you get up in the middle of the night and puke in the sink?.
Wyatt: No.
Gary:Then mabye it was a dream. Just an long erotic wet tailed dream... we must have malaria.
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You spit in this!?!
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You spit in this!?!
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| 24986 |
If Ian and Max sees her, it's all over for us...
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| 24986 |
I'm so bloody clever!
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| 24986 |
CHET: Do you realize that it is snowing in my room, goddammit!
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| 24986 |
GARY: You know, I can't believe this, Wyatt. I'm so disappointed in us. I mean, all our lives we've been saying how great it would be if we went to parties, right? And now it's our party and we're in the john. We're in the john!
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| 24986 |
CHET: I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some shit!
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| 24986 |
Henry: I'm not going to stand here and listen to this baloney.
Carmen: He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney.
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| 24986 |
GARY'S MOM: Don't you think Gary was acting a little strange tonight? GARY'S DAD: Gary? Who the hell is Gary?
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| 24986 |
Okay....drop and give me 50!!
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| 24986 |
WYATT: Lisa? Did you see Chet? LISA: Yes... WYATT: Are you responsible? LISA: I am... WYATT: Lisa, we can't have him like this...it'll ruin Christmas...
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| 24986 |
WYATT: Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?
GARY: Ceremonial.
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You're dropping wolfbait, they're chicks outside!
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| 24986 |
1) Gary, there are motorcycles in my house!!! 2) Wyatt, there are killer mutants in your house.
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| 24986 |
Chet...please don't tell mom and dad...I'll give you everything I've got...all of my college fund...and my social security check..
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| 24986 |
1) Excuse me, Art... 2) It's 'Arthur' 3) Excuse me, Arthur
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| Debozero |
How about a greesy poke sandwich served in a dirty ash tray......
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Do you feel like a chicken , Wyatt if I could shoot an egg out my ass right now I would.
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You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid at a morgue
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| flashgordon |
I was crazy for the eighth grade bitch!
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| flashgordon |
1)Gary you said you were combing your hair! 2) Ma I never tossed of in the bathroom i swear!
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| Burt B. Frobe |
That'll be two scents, please...
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Like your panties!
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| 37516 |
You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear acting like complete animals.
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Gary, why are we wearing Bra's on our heads, Its Ceremonial
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| 37574 |
Gary was acting a little strange tonight don't you think?
Who's Gary
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But Mom, I NEVER tossed off in the bathroom, I never tossed off to anything
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We thought it was all just girls in here. Nope just us dudes. No Gary was just taking a shit.
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| 33751 |
1. what's a babe like you doin' with a couple of geeks like them? 2. It's strictly sexual.
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Gary: I was crazy for this little eighth grade bitch. Wyatt: Crazy, Insane! Gary: I was dedicated to this girl, I called her every damn night! Old Pimp Dude in the Bar: You called her every night? On the telephone? Gary: On the telephone? What's he mean on the telephone, course it was on the telephone!
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How about a nice greasy pork sandwicjh served in a dirty ashtray?
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| 10929 |
Chloe? Who the hell would marry Chloe?
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| 10929 |
This is all your fault!
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| 10929 |
So what would you little maniacs like to do first?
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| 10929 |
We call him Mad Max.
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| 10929 |
She's a foreign exchance student.
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I want her to live, I want her to breath... I want her to aerobisize
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Gary... who's Gary?
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I cannot believe you, your dropping wolf bait and there's chicks outside!
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I don't know what the hell your talking about Lucy, and I want you to shut up!
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We're not talking candle wax on the nipples or witchcraft or anything life that, just a few hundred kids acting like complete animals.
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Gimme the keys! Gimme the keys!
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| 24986 |
(1) It's a joke Chet! (2) That's not a joke, that's a severe behavioral disorder. Those are women's underpants! The next thing you know you'll be wearing a bra on your head.
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| 24986 |
If you were a 15-year old boy, would these turn you on? I think so too, I'll take them. Oh, do you have a bra to match those? Something leather or rubber or barb wire?
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You ought to know better than to walk into someone's house and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat!
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You two can't even take a shower with a beautiful woman without wearing your jeans.
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a missle Gary?
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Your brother's an asshole, what an asshole. Look at his haircut. Anybody with a haircut like that has got to be an asshole.
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| rhps2000 |
#1. Excuse me, sir, what's this? #2. Drink it!
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| rhps2000 |
You guys are the ones that got beat up at the homecoming game, right?
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| rhps2000 |
Don't threaten me, Al! You're out of shape. I'll kick your ass.
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| 24986 |
(1) Do you know
what I'd like to do?
(2) Shower with them.
(1) Then we hit
the city, baby,
dead on,
for a little drinks,
a little nightlife,
dancing...
(2) Dancing.
(1) We throw a huge party,
I mean huge party...
Everybody's invited,
women everywhere.
All these girls,
they're all there.
Naked bodies everywhere.
(2) Gary.
(1) They'll know my name.
(2) Gary!
(1) what?
(2) Nobody likes us.
Nobody.
(1) Why are you messing
with the fantasy?
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| 24986 |
(1) where did your
parents go, anyway?
(2) Cincinnati.
They're meeting the guy
my sister wants to marry.
(1) Chloe? Who the hell
would marry Chloe?
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| bdgraham |
your VCR should cover it
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| stevesdaughter |
How about...a nice...greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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| jenn285 |
1: Gary are you ok. 2: Yea except for the fact that my balls are half way up my ass, other than that I'm perfect.
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| jenn285 |
I can be a real bitch when I don't get what I want
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