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Crocodile Dundee - 1986 Movie Quotes


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3505 If I give my heart to you...I'll have none and you'll have two... (full quote)
Orlikidnapper Don't worry. I'm a New yorker! (full quote)
Orlikidnapper Me and God-We'd be mates. (full quote)
Orlikidnapper See those rocks sitting up there? Been standing there for six hundred years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns'em is like a couple of fleas arguing over who owns the dog they're living on. (full quote)
  But he's got a knife! That's not a knife, that's a knife! (full quote)
7042 I don't need a gun, I've got a Donk. (full quote)
10471 Well, you can live on it. But it tastes like shit. (full quote)
  Bullshit wally! (full quote)
13896 I think you better take me over to the boo-zah... Boozer?...dont know that one buddy! (full quote)
13896 Say what? What? heh...heh...heh...he's cool... See, I'm cool. (full quote)
  You can live on it but it tastes like shit (full quote)
24481 Sue: That croc was going to eat me alive. Mick: Oh, I wouldn't hold that against him. Thought crossed my mind once or twice. (full quote)
24481 Mick: For a minute there, 'room-service' took on a whole new meaning. (full quote)
10929 --Oh no, you can't take my photograph. --Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away? --No, you got the lens-cap on. (full quote)
  I go walkabout. (full quote)
  It's for washin' your back! (full quote)
  See those rocks sitting up there? Been standing there for six hundred thousand years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns 'em is like a couple of fleas arguing over who owns the dog they're living on (full quote)
beekers Hey! It's for washing your backside, right? (full quote)
33944 (singing) If I give my heart to you..... I'll have none and you'll have two.... (full quote)
  you know who that was?...Clint Eastwood (full quote)
33944 Up the the northern Territory, where the land is harsh and bare Lived a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee, who could dance like Fred Astaire (full quote)
33944 1/ So I'll see you first thing tomorrow morning at our headquarters just up the end of this road.... 2/ Just past that old iron shed? 1/ No.... *IN* the old iron shed (full quote)
33944 Hey Sue ....some nitwit's put two dunnys in here! (full quote)
42119 1. Well hell, we're going to have to give you one for free. 2. Yeah, one for free (pause) One what? (full quote)
42119 1. Hey, do you know where a man can get a bloody croc around here? 2. How would I know. Shit for brains? (full quote)
  Michael J. *Crocodile* Dundee! (full quote)
33944 Bullshit, wally!!!! (full quote)
  thats not a knife, this is a knife (full quote)
47955 Sue: How old are you? Mick: dont know (full quote)