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About Last Night... - 1986 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
2946 1-Oh, you're not leavin', are you? 2-No, uh, we're walking in backwards. (full quote)
2946 Interesting broad, where'd she get her personality, at a car crash? (full quote)
2946 A virgin is someone who has never had sex. (full quote)
2946 1-What's sex? 2-Uh,sex, uh, sex is how men & women make babies (full quote)
2946 Him: Did you sleep with him? Her: No, Dan, we were bowling partners. (full quote)
2946 Is she a pro? at this point we don't know. (full quote)
1990 A pro, Dan, is how you think of yourself. (full quote)
1990 #1 That 2nd baseman's got a really nice ass. #2 I refuse to go out with a man whose ass is smaller than mine. (full quote)
1990 You know I have been meaning to mention that it's really stupid to fuck your boss. I mean for starters it's a damn good way to lose your job. (full quote)
1990 #1 You know the thing about redheads is...lack of pigmentation. #2 Well, there almost albino. #1 You bang albino?! #2 No. #1 Well I have, and there nuts. (full quote)
1990 The best thing that can happen to you Dan is an industrial accident. (full quote)
1990 This is Joan my roommate. She specializes in unsolicited attacks. (full quote)
1990 #1 Deb we're going to Irving's. It's a 4 o'clock dive for us kamakazi pilots. #2 Right, I've been bombed there a couple of times myself. #1 Hah! Quit while your ahead. (full quote)
1990 #1 listen I was pretty drunk last night, did anything happen? #2 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...No! Absolutly nothing...want to do it again? (full quote)
1990 #1 Tomorrow you know, there going to come at me like maurading beasts bent on destruction. #2 Stop it. #1 Debra, you work in advertising...a civilized business. I on the other hand work with monsters. #1 Your talking about 5 year olds! #2 Right! and my job is to break their spirit. That is what kindergarden is all about. The Germans invented it, think about it. (full quote)
1990 #1 Oh god, Pat's going in for the kill. Oh my! That was a nice turn. #2 With just a hint of giddiness. #1 Her big move should be coming up any moment. The combination hair flip with a giggle. #2 There is a 3.2 level of difficulty here. Joan let's see if she can pull it off. #1 This is it...this is it...Oh Yes! #2 Oh Yes! #1 Oh Yes!...Yes!...Oh Bravo!...Bravo! 9.0! (full quote)
4927 You don't go here. You don't go there. You're about as much fun as a stick. (full quote)
4927 And you are a schizophrenic, psychopathic, maladjusted social misfit who is clearly in the middle of a very deep homosexual panic. (full quote)
4927 You just KNOW she ain't wearing no underpants. (full quote)
1990 Tits and ass, tits and ass, tits and ass! Bludy blu Bludy blu. (full quote)
1990 You know something Joan, if you didn't have a pussy there would be a bounty on your head. (full quote)
1990 They told me you were dead. They said Dan is dead, but I told 'em no, Dan's not dead, he would of called me for the funeral. (full quote)
4927 A) You bang albino? B) No. A) Well I have and they're nuts! (full quote)
4927 You just know she ain't wearin' no underpants. (full quote)
4927 where did your friend develop her personality... a car crash? (full quote)
  So, how's what's her name? (full quote)
  I saw noticed you noticing me. There's a clock over you head. (full quote)
  Oh great, I tell you I'm a thief and you call me a liar. (full quote)
7918 Oh great. I tell you I'm a thief and you call me a liar. (full quote)
7918 Why don't you take this and shove it up your ass? - Oh I see, so by your instructions I'm suppose to torture myself anally? Is that what your into? Does Deb know about this? (full quote)
7937 Bernie: You know something Joan, if you didn't have a pussy there'd be a bounty on your head. (full quote)
7836 Take a fuckin' look at this. (full quote)
15362 This face seats two. (full quote)
17741 -I was just noticing you noticing me noticing you. --There's a clock above your head. (full quote)
  Will you TAKE a FUCKIN' LOOK at THIS? (full quote)
  Will you TAKE a FUCKIN' LOOK at THIS? (full quote)
4927 And you are a schizophrenic, psychopathic, maladjusted social misfit who is clearly in the middle of a very deep homosexual panic. (full quote)
4927 A) Know much about the fight game? B) No. A) I'm the heavyweight champ of the world. B) Nice to meet you, champ. (full quote)
4927 You're about as much fun as a stick! (full quote)
4927 Pull this leg and it plays Jingle Bells. (full quote)
  So tits out to here so. (full quote)
  We've been in the dark long enough (full quote)
  I love-making love with you (full quote)
  I don't l-lllove you anymore (full quote)
  She baked us a pie! (full quote)
  you are a psychopathis shcizophrenic maladjusted social misfit (full quote)
4927 Teacher reading story to students: 'And the Virgin Mary descended upon....' Student: What's a virgin? Teacher: A virgin is someone who's never had sex. Another student: What's sex? Teacher: Sex is something men and women do to make a baby. Another student: Are you a virgin? Teacher: No. Student: Do you have a baby? Teacher: No. People who don't want babies also have sex? Student: What for? Teacher: For about 10 or 15 minutes. (full quote)
4927 A) I bet these have been put to good use. B) Oh, they work? good, because I just got them today. (full quote)
4927 I refuse to date any guy whose ass is smaller than mine. (full quote)
4927 And you are a psychopathic, schizophrenic, maladjusted social misfit who is clearly in the middle of a very deep homosexual panic. (full quote)
10929 Forget it. (full quote)
10929 (She's The) Shape Of Things To Come. (full quote)
10929 words Into Action. (full quote)
10929 So Far, So good. (full quote)
10929 natural Love. (full quote)
10929 Living Inside My Heart. (full quote)
10929 If We Can Get Through The Night. (full quote)
10929 'Til You Love Somebody. (full quote)
10929 If Anybody Had A Heart. (full quote)
25829 Pardon me...but I couldn't help noticing you noticing me... (full quote)
27426 You know, for 600 bucks I could have that guy put to sleep. (full quote)
KoolKatt 'You don't know what love is. I gave you love.' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'I give it six months.' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'Don't ever lose your sense of humor.' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'Oh, yeah, I wanted to talk to you about last night.' (full quote)
33368 where'd you get all that stuff? I stole it from the office. No you didn't!! Well that's great, just great, I tell you I'm a thief and you call me a liar, nice guy!! (full quote)
37554 1,2,6... i'm in the hall, struggling in my shorts... (full quote)
37554 you know?... those firemen make out like bandits (full quote)
41314 Pull this leg and it plays Jingle bells (full quote)
Cataryna A whole drawer?! (full quote)
ohioman1972 Don't ever lose your sense of humor, Dan. Don't ever EVER lose your sense of humor. (full quote)
ohioman1972 ... the low, low, low discount price of... 100% off. (full quote)