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Armed and Dangerous - 1986 Movie Quotes

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  Ohh!! I got my Christmas goose early! (full quote)
  A)You couldn't possibly be that stupid! B) I dunno,I think I could be! (full quote)
  Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before. (full quote)
4049 Well, let's see how fast this sumbitch'll go! (full quote)
4049 You shoot me, you're gonna have guilt. (full quote)
5172 I used to be able to read lips: Hello, Mike, I hear you lost your penis. Oh, yes. Yes, I did. Have you seen it? Yes, I believe I saw it with the cocktail wieners. Oh, thank you very much. I better go look in the kitchen then. Or, words to that effect. (full quote)
5172 Not that I'm complaining, but I'll tell you what I find particularly difficult to believe: we're actually guarding garbage. (full quote)
5172 (1) You work ten hours, you make forty-six dollars. (2) Now, let me get this straight. If you wanted to work, say three billion hours, I could roughly pull in over twelve billion dollars? If I was eager enough and put the time in. (full quote)
5172 (1) Interesting group of people. (2) Yeah, to Freud, maybe (full quote)
5172 The world is a shithole, full of shity little scumbags, who are scared shitless. (full quote)
19571 1) You're not on the guest list 2) We're undercover... lemme see the list... here we are Pinkus & McCarthy 1) oh, right mr. pinkus (wink) 2) I'm McCarthy 3) I'm pinkus. (full quote)
  Hey! what's with all the questions? This is your union. It's for your own protection, so shut up and sign the fuckin'form. (full quote)
  If I go to jail, I'll kill you. (full quote)
  Is that what you call plea bargaining? Where the hell did you go to law school? It seems obvious that you're having some sort of a breakdown, so here's what I suggest you do: you plea your client guilty on all counts and I'll give him asentence so long he won't remember his own name let alone yours and you find yourself a new line of work with much less responsibility. (full quote)
10929 Yeah, it's a fifty caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with. Up close. It's only legal in two states. This isn't one of them. (full quote)
10929 God help us all. (full quote)
  I'm gonna kill those guys! (full quote)
  I'm gonna kill those guys! (full quote)