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Back to School - 1986 Movie Quotes

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evilroy Maybe I could come over sometime and you could help me straighten out my Longfellow. (full quote)
  Why don't you call me when you have no class? (full quote)
892 When she said I do, I should have said with who. (full quote)
892 Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until someone passes out, then bring one every ten (full quote)
3605 Bring a pitcher of beer every 7 minutes until somebody passes out, and then bring one every 10 minutes. (full quote)
evilroy This one I can't figure out. There's you, there's Giorgio; what's with the midget? (full quote)
evilroy #1 Hey you're big and fat! #2 Yeah, you're short and ugly. Here's a pencil. (full quote)
evilroy small food. . .I hate small food. (full quote)
evilroy #1 That's a lovely dress you're wearing--isn't that a lovely dress Thornton? #2 Yeah, all it needs is pockets and you'd look like a pool table. (full quote)
1501 He really cares. About what I have no idea. (full quote)
  i was surrounded buy gooks and up to my knees in rice patties (full quote)
5969 Girl in hot tub filling Rodneys glass with champaign: Say when. Right after this drink! (full quote)
6505 So, what is your major? Poetry. Oh, maybe you can help be straighten out my Longfellow. (full quote)
6505 So maybe we can do dinner sometime. We can discuss Joyce. She is my favorite. (full quote)
6505 So, what is your major? Poetry. Oh, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow. (full quote)
6513 So, what is your major? Poetry. Oh, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow. (full quote)
6482 1)maybe it's menstral. 2)screw you melon (full quote)
1990 #1 what do all men want? #2 He wants you to dress up as Wonder Woman and tie him up with the golden lariet and force him to tell the truth? #1 No, just dinner Philip. (full quote)
7268 How about you, honey? Boy, I'd like to Tame your Shrew! (full quote)
  Girls this is Lou, Lou these are girls (full quote)
9811 Thats right Dean Martin!!!!! (full quote)
9811 Derek, get up you look like the poster board for birth control!!! (full quote)
9811 Widget, whats a Widget??? (full quote)
  Shakespeare for everyone! (full quote)
  Good teacher, really seems to care... About what I have no idea!!! (full quote)
  listen Sherlock....The only reason guys like you have a place to teach is because guys like me donate buildings (full quote)
14386 Take it easy take it easy! And try not to get any on the walls (full quote)
14386 We call them Melon Patch Kids. Now the competition exploits the notion that their dolls are orphans. The Melon Patch Kids are not orphans, they're abandoned! We think its a winner (full quote)
14386 I just left Vanessa, I feel like I just got parolled (full quote)
14386 1. ...your wife was just showing us her Klimt 2. You too huh? 1. She's very proud of it 2. I'm proud of mine too but I don't go waving it around at parties (full quote)
14386 1. ....we were just looking for some, uh, cocktail napkins. 2. Yeah where, under her dress? 3. You're impossible 2. Well, you're easy (full quote)
14386 Dude, there's Valerie Dessmond....look how tight her ass is in that skirt! (full quote)
14386 Well I got the Sanskrit, and I got the Latin and then they closed ancient Greek which threw my whole dead languages motif (full quote)
14386 Well I got the Sanskrit, and I got the Latin and then they closed ancient Greek which threw my whole dead languages motif (full quote)
14386 1.Look at this place, this is worse than the track! 2. You want me to push some people for you? 1. No, this is college, let me think for a minute (full quote)
14386 1. She is the teacher 2. I know I like teachers, you do something wrong they make you do it over again (full quote)
14386 Great speech, great speech. There's nothing like good clean business...and a little monkey business (full quote)
14386 With the kind of shape I'm in you could donate my body to science fiction (full quote)
14386 Why didn't we cross the 38th parallel and push those rice eaters back to the great bowl of come tell me why SAY IT! SAY IT! (full quote)
14386 Most people look at history as a bunch of dates, stuff about the past, but not me I hold history sacred...the way a farmer looks at the earth and he holds it sacred...the way a Christian hold the bible sacred...the way some people hold their marriage sacred (full quote)
  We believe that a violent ground acquisition game such as football is in fact a crypto-facist metaphor for nuclear war (full quote)
  what's a hot tub without bubbles? Hey Bubbles come here. (full quote)
  ...what's with the midget!!!!! (full quote)
  It feels like i just got married yesterday, and you know what a bad day yesterday was. (full quote)
  1) You're gonna wind up just like your old man. 2) God, I hope so. Because I happen to love the guy. (full quote)
  You know what you never see? Someone heckling a diver. (full quote)
  In High school,our whole defense was rough,after they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family. (full quote)
  Oh, Oort, Oort. Oort was this scientist, and he figured out that the smeared-out density of matter can be no greater...than the solar mass per cubic parsec. You look thrilled. It's not my theory (full quote)
  Tape recorders??? The Japs will kill us on labor costs!!! (full quote)
  #1:I have got a really bad cramp! #2:Probably menstrual. (full quote)
  If I don't take the test they'll kick me out of school. If I do take the test, who knows where they'll kick me! (full quote)
3185 1: Whoever wrote that paper doesn't know a thing about Kurt Vonnegut. (Cut scene to #2) 2: (On phone) And another thing, Vonnegut, I'm stop paying the check. (pause) Fuck me? Hey Kurt, do you read lips? Fuck You! (full quote)
6650 The Great Gatsby - he was uh GREAT. (full quote)
10929 I got two kids. One I put through college. The other, I put through a wall. (full quote)
10929 Until someone passes out, then bring one every ten minutes. (full quote)
10929 My ex-wife was an earth sign, and I was a water sign. Together we made mud. (full quote)
10929 If that dress had pockets, you'd look like a pool table. (full quote)
10929 Back To school. (full quote)
10929 Dead Man's Party. (full quote)
10929 Twist And Shout. (full quote)
10929 Respect. (full quote)
10929 --How would you characterize 'The Great Gatsby'? --He was...uh...great! (full quote)
10929 There are two kinds of people in business today: the quick and the dead. (full quote)
10929 what's a widget? (full quote)
10929 Flunk me? Flunk him. (full quote)
10929 In 1971, the United States accumulated deficits greater than the supply of gold the country held. In that year, Richard Nixon took the United States off the gold standard. In doing so, he disrupted the entire international monetary system. (full quote)
10929 Next time I'll call Robert Ludlum. (full quote)
10929 Well, first of all, you're gonna have to grease the local politicians for the sudden zoning problems that always come up. (full quote)
10929 The there's the long-term costs, such as waste disposal. I don't know if you're familar with who runs that business, but I assure you it's not the Boy Scouts. (full quote)
20947 Maybe you could help me straighten out my Longfellow. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Is that your real hair? #2- what do you think? #1- I think you're trying to get back at your parents, that's what I think. (full quote)
37958 call me when you have no class! (full quote)
KellyEMcA A land acquisition game such as football is really a cryptic, fascist metaphor for nuclear war. (full quote)
rhps2000 I like teachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. (full quote)