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Big Trouble in Little China - 1986 Movie Quotes


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bigcat58 It's like I told my last wife. 'Honey,' I says, 'I never drive faster than I can see.' Besides, it's all in the reflexes. (full quote)
  Son of a bitch must pay (full quote)
evilroy #1To appease my Tsing tai I must find a girl with green eyes and then I must marry her . . .#2 NEVER! #1 . . .and my curse will be lifted. #3 And you'll go on to rule the world from beyond the grave . . . #1 INDEED! #3 or check into a psycho ward whichever comes first eh? (full quote)
892 Hear's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colours, the colours that never run. (full quote)
  If im not back in fifteen minutes, call the president (full quote)
evilroy what does that mean, huh? China is here?? I don't even know what the hell that means. (full quote)
evilroy Look, I'm a reasonable guy but I've just experienced some pretty unreasonable things. (full quote)
evilroy Lords of Death. Street gang. Punks from Chinatown. (full quote)
  Six Demon Bag! (full quote)
5324 (jack)What more could a guy ask for (egg) a six demon bag (jack) A six demon bag, fantastic (full quote)
5324 (jack) When some guy walks in and smacks the back of your favorite head up against a bathroom wall and asks if you have paid your du's, you just remember what old jack burton says at a time like this. Have you paid your du's, yes sir the cheque is in the mail. (full quote)
5110 I feel good, and I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of... kind of invincible... Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me? (full quote)
5110 You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell? (full quote)
5110 Now I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe. (full quote)
5110 Everybody relax, I'm here. (full quote)
5110 Tall guy, weird cloths. First you see him, then you don't. (full quote)
5110 This is going to take crackerjack timing. (full quote)
5110 Would you just stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that. (full quote)
5110 1: what is that stuff? 2: It is black blood of earth. 1: You mean oil? 2: No, I mean black blood of earth (full quote)
5110 Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president. (full quote)
5110 May the wings of liberty never lose a feather. (full quote)
5110 1: I'd go with you but... 2: I know, there's a problem with your face. (full quote)
5110 Nothin' or double, Jack. (full quote)
5110 All I know is that this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds while he just STANDS there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with LIGHT coming out of his mouth! (full quote)
5807 good knife (full quote)
5807 (jack) Well, ol' Jack Burton always says...(main henchman) Who? (jack) Jack Burton................ Me!!! (full quote)
6331 I was born ready. (full quote)
  which Lopan? Little old basket-case on wheels, or ten foot tall road block. (full quote)
6878 Nice Tie Yea, I know what ya mean, my wife got it for me for christmas (full quote)
  I was born ready (full quote)
  I'll send you to the hell were people are skinned alive! It's as simple as that understand! (full quote)
  margo:My god, aren't you going to even kiss her goodbye? Jack: Nope. (full quote)
  Chinese people have a lot of hells (full quote)
7140 1)aren't you even going to kiss her goodbye. 2) nope (full quote)
7140 1)will really shook the pillars of heaven, huh wang. 2) no bullshit, jack. (full quote)
641 Pray your cards right, you live to talk about it. (full quote)
  Wang: First time you kill somebody Jack? Jack: COURSE NOT! (full quote)
9811 Lets see you try that again, Dont make me kill you tough guy!! (full quote)
9811 ahhhh come on.... (honk honk honk) what the hell!!!! (full quote)
  Eyes of creamy jade (full quote)
  goodbye Mr Burton! (full quote)
  what I really want is a girl with green eyes? Chinese girls don't come with green eyes? (full quote)
  2000 years and he can't find one broad to fit the bill? C'mon Dave you must be doin' somethin' seriously wrong! (full quote)
  Jack Burton: We realy shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we Wang? Wang: No bullshit Jack. (full quote)
  1: And then go off to rule the world from beyond the grave. 2: Indeed!! 1: Or check into a psychoward, whicever happens first, eh? (full quote)
  (Jack) We really shook the pillars of Heaven didn't we Wang? (Wang) No horse shit Jack... (Jack) No horse shit... (full quote)
  Sharpen their knives huh (full quote)
  what the hell is Tracy Law doing here? (full quote)
  How do you do ma'am, Henry Swanson's my name and excitement's my game. (full quote)
  (Jack) what's that say? (wang) Sui sum ni yo 'hell of boiling oil' (Jack) You're kidding?! (Wang) Yeah I am! It says 'keep out' (full quote)
  (Jack) Listen, I'm gonna report an incodent and I don't wanna here 'act of God' (full quote)
  (Jack) Hollow? (wang) Hollow. (jack) fuck it! (full quote)
  Its hollow! Fuck it. (full quote)
  To appease my Tsing tai I must find a girl with green eyes and then I must marry her . . .- NEVER! - . . .and my curse will be lifted. - And you'll go on to rule the world from beyond the grave . . . - INDEED! - or check into a psycho ward whichever comes first eh? - Jack!!!! - Jack what?!!!I'm supposed to buy this shit???!!! Two thousand years and you havent found a girl to fit the bill???!!!... cmon Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!!! (full quote)
  This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express and I'm talking to whoever is listening out there......like I told my last wife... I said Honey I never drive faster than I can see and besides that its all in the reflexes......You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express and take his advice on a dark & stormy night alright...... When some wild eyed nine foot maniac smacks the back of your favorite head up against a barroom wall and asks if you have paid your dues,you just stare that big sucker back in the eye you just remember what old Jack Burton says at a time like this. Have you paid your dues Jack??? Yes sir the cheque is in the mail........ Now ya see I'm not sayin that I've been everywhere & I've done everything but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here and a man would have to be some kind of fool to think we're all alone in THIS universe (full quote)
  - We really shook the pillars of heaven didnt we Wang.... - No Horseshit, Jack........ - No Horseshit...... (full quote)
  1) Will that be cash or charge? 2) cash I guess, it's not like it's tax deductable. (full quote)
  1) You should try standing down wind of you. 2) What?! 1) It's Miller time. (full quote)
  Masta! your fresh! (full quote)
  Like I told my first wife...honey i never drive faster than i can see,...besides, it's all in the reflexes (full quote)
  Shit Wang, its only a game (full quote)
  I can halp you. (full quote)
  son of a bitch must pay (full quote)
  China is here? what does that mean, I dont even know what the hell that means! (full quote)
  You seem to know the difficulties of men and women, how seldom it works out. Yet we all keep trying like fools huhuhuh. (full quote)
1023 Who are these people, friends of yours,eh? Well this really pisses me off to no end. (full quote)
8837 If we're not back by dawn, call the president. (full quote)
Demar 1) what is that stuff? 2) Black blood of the earth. 1) You mean oil? 2) No, I mean black blood of the earth! (full quote)
ShadowDragyn I can see things no one else can see.... Why are you dressed like that? (full quote)
10929 Hey, I'm a reasonable guy. But I've just experienced some very unreasonable things. (full quote)
10929 --what does that say? --Hell of Boiling Oil. --You're kidding? --Yeah, I am. It says Keep Out. (full quote)
10929 --And go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave... --Indeed. --Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh? (full quote)
10929 --what the hell is Gracie Law doing here? --She can't get enough of me. --Hah! He wishes. (full quote)
10929 This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talking to whoever's out there. (full quote)
10929 --I don't get it. --Ah! Mr. Burton, you were not put on this earth to get it! (full quote)
12332 Jack: So you can go of and rule the universe from beyond the grave. Lo Pan: INDEED! Jack: Or check into a psycho ward, whatever comes first. (full quote)
12854 1) what's in the flask, magic potion? 2)yeah 1) good thought so, what do we do, drink it? 2) yeah 1) thought so, good (full quote)
12854 What huh? What'll come out no more???!!! (full quote)
13113 Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, Give me your best shot. I can take it. (full quote)
14082 (jack) what is this? Paper? Fuck it! (full quote)
14575 Wasn't easy! (full quote)
15031 Stay here, hold down the fort and keep the homefires burning. If we're not back by dawn (wink) call the President. (full quote)
18385 where are we? 2) YOU ARE NOwhere! (full quote)
18902 Son of a bitch must pay! (full quote)
18904 (egg)It will come out no more!(jack) What egg? What won't come out no more?! (full quote)
18904 (jack) You know what I'd really like is a girl with green eyes.(madam) Chinese girls don't come with green eyes. (full quote)
19580 J: Hey, Wang! These Sing Dings... W:Wing Kong. J:They got enemies? W: The Chang Sing. J: That wear yellow turbans? W: Holy shit, Jack! These guys are animals! (full quote)
19580 You were not brought upon this world to get it! (full quote)
19580 1) Anybody who showed up was going to join Lim Lee in the Hell of Being Cut to Pieces. 2) Hell of what? 1) Chinese have a lot of hells. (full quote)
20201 1)what's that say? 2)Shang sho shai: the hell of the burning oil. 1)Really? 2)No, you're right, it says keep out. (full quote)
Magpie A: Is her father a holy man? I must know! B: You gotta tongue Dave, ask her yourself. (full quote)
24986 Hey you....come here and fight like a man... (full quote)
24986 Ah shit, Wang, it's only a game. (full quote)
24986 1) You see this, Jack? You thought there was just going to let us walk in and out like the wind? 2) Yeah, I thought that was your whole point! (full quote)
24986 1) Whoa...who's that? 2) She's got green eyes, Jack. You know how rare that is? 3) How can you tell from here? 4) Not her! She's trouble...I mean Mao Jin...green eyes like creamy jade 5) Trouble, huh...? (full quote)
24986 1) Can I ask you a serious question? 2) Absolutely not 3) Can you at least consider... 4) Sure, but not anyone in your condition 5) Let's talk about my condition, just what's wrong with it? 6) You should try standing where I am....it's Miller time! (full quote)
24986 1) The American girl back at the airport knew something was going on 2) Stay away from her, she's nuts too- she's a lawyer! 3) A what?! (full quote)
24986 This Lo-Pan character I ran....THROUGH...! (full quote)
24986 Okay...that's it! Keep your money, I'm going home. (full quote)
24986 Find them...and then boil their bodies until their flesh comes off...YA' HEARD ME! (full quote)
24986 1) Great. walls are probably three feet thick, welded shut from the outside, and covered with brick by now! 2) Don't give up, Jack! 3) OK, I won't, Wang! Let's just CHEW our way out of here. (full quote)
24986 Don't! Lords of Hell, punks from Chinatown...this isn't good, what are they doing here?! (full quote)
24986 lightning storms, people flying, that wasn't real, I want to talk to the cops! I want my truck back! (full quote)
24986 In 100 years you couldn't find a girl to fit the bill, come on Pan, you must be doing something wrong. (full quote)
24986 1) He owns the whole block, he's a very rich man 2) Rich? This place is a dump, Wang. (full quote)
KoolKatt 'Chinese girls don't come with green eyes.' (full quote)
29939 Evening, M'aam...'Henry Swanson' is my name and excitement is my game! (full quote)
29939 what does this mean...two girls with green eyes?! (full quote)
29939 They have survived the burning flame. I will marry both girls. Prepare them! (full quote)
lifesaver63 It's all in the Reflexes (full quote)
33944 1/ Jack!!! 2/ *Jack*, what??? I'm supposed to guy this shit??? 2000 years and you haven't found a girl to fit the bill, ... c'mon Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!!! (full quote)
33944 1/ Hollow??? 2/ Hollow 1/ Fuck it! (full quote)
33944 1/ God, aren't you even gunna kiss her?? 2/ .......Nope 3/ See ya 'round, Burton 2/ ...Never can tell (full quote)
33944 1/ We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang? 2/ No shit, Jack 1/ No shit! (full quote)
33944 May the wings of liberty never lose a feather! (full quote)
33944 1/ Nothing or double, Jack... that THIS knife cuts THIS bottle in half 2/ Bullshit, Wang! 1/ Nothing or double, Jack 2/ I'm holding thirteen hundred and seventy three bucks here, Wang 1/ Yeah,.... of MY money...... Nothing or double, Jack? 2/ Alright, Wang.... but not THAT bottle.... *THIS* bottle 1/ ......OK 2/ You are out of your mindddddd, Wanggggg.... God bless ya!!!haha!! (full quote)
33944 1/ You're David LoPan??... ahhhh I don't get it ... nahhhh LoPan is like.... 2/ ....is like nothing you have ever experienced in a lifetime as short as yours, Mr Burton 3/ As I always say, it never hurts to ask.... like *where's the hell's my truck*?? (full quote)
33944 1/ Hello!!!! Hello!!!! 2/ How'd ya get up there??? 1/ Wasn't easy (full quote)
33945 This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express and I'm talking to whoever is listening out there......like I told my last wife... I said Honey I never drive faster than I can see and besides that it's all in the reflexes......You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express and take his advice on a dark & stormy night alright...... when some wild eyed nine foot tall maniac smacks the back of your favorite head up against a bar-room wall and asks if you have paid your dues,you just stare that big sucker back in the eye & you just remember what old Jack Burton says at a time like this...... Have you paid your dues Jack??? Yes sir the cheque is in the mail........ Now ya see I'm not sayin that I've been everywhere & I've done everything but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here and a man would have to be some kind of fool to think we're all alone in THIS universe..... (full quote)
36418 1. I'd go with you but...2. I know there's something wrong with your face. (full quote)
  what the hell is gracy law doin here? (full quote)
  Thunder: Oh Master, you are fresh! (full quote)
  Jack: Hey Wang, these Sing Dings... Wang: Chang Sing. Jack: They got enemies? Wang: Wing Kong. Jack: That wear red turbans? Wang: Holy shit, Jack! These guys are animals! (full quote)
10929 But I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on. (full quote)
10929 money and time are important to a guy like me. (full quote)
10929 Okay, but if I'm going to be your attorney, there are a few things that I have to know that still don't make any sense to me. (full quote)
19580 See? That was nothing! That's how it always begins...very small. (full quote)
23438 Jack: Like I told my last wife, I said, Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides.. it's all in the reflexes. (full quote)
23438 Jack: Would you just stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that. (full quote)
23438 Jack: Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn.. call the president. (full quote)
23438 Gracie: I'd go with you but.. Jack: I know, there's a problem with your face. (full quote)
23438 Jack: ..and go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave.. Lo Pan: Indeed Jack: .. or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first huh? (full quote)
23438 Jack: Son of a bitch must pay! (full quote)
23438 Eddie: And it's gonna cost. She's got green eyes. Gracie: Oh no, seriously? Oh, that's an extra to these people. It's like leather bucket seats, it's double the price. (full quote)
23438 Jack: I don't get this at all. I thought Lo Pan.. Lo Pan: Shut up Mr Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it! (full quote)
23438 Jack: Which Lo Pan? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock? (full quote)
33944 1/ This is gunna take cracker-jack timing, Wang 2/ Ready, Jack?? 1/ I was *born* ready! (full quote)
33944 1/ Is this gunna get ugly now??...huh? I hope not... because I thought what we were, racial differences not withstanding, were just a couple of old friends, ya'know just both of us Californians? 2/ No!!! 1/ Aww shit Wang, it's only a game! (full quote)
33944 1/ Don't look, Jack!!! 2/ I already did! 3/ Don't! 4/ I won't! (full quote)
33944 1/ There's one thing even David LoPan must acknowledge... all movement in the universe is cause by tension between positive and negative furies 2/ And when the furies are out of balance.... 1/ As they are with LoPan, who is cursed... 2/ Then the people turn into demon and live forever... 1/ An evil only existing to plague the living 3/ Then I mean... what you you're saying is that David Lo Pan... what is he ... a ghost?? 2/ Plays at being a man... a creature of vast dark destructive power (full quote)
33944 1/ A brave man likes to feel nature on his face, Jack 2/ And a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain (full quote)
33944 1/ You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?? 2/ Who? 1/ Jack Burton.... me! (full quote)
33944 You just listen to the ol' Pork Chop Express here and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightnin' crashin' and the thunders rollin' and the rains coming down in sheets thick as lead.... just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake.... yeah ol' Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm square in the eye and says gimme your best shot pal, I can take it! (full quote)
33944 Any of 'em savvy English?? (full quote)
33944 [first lines]____1/_what I'd like to do today is get your version of what happened 2/_Oh, you mean the truth? 1/_Of course (full quote)
33944 Learn how to play some fan-tan here, buddy boy! (full quote)
33944 Heaven & earth, boys. what can I tell ya??? (full quote)
33944 That's why the bottle didn't slice, my mind and my spirit have gone north and south! (full quote)
33944 1/_Lords of Death controlled by the Wing Kong, jack. Lords of Death are just errand boys for ther Wing Kong 2/_Great, who wiped out all those yellow turbans up there, I mean those guys were winning! (full quote)
33944 1/_We made it! 2/_Allright, where's my truck, I'm outta here 1/_Isn't your truck insured? 2/_Of course it is, that's not the point.... 1/_Then a smart man gets it later 2/_A smart man calls the cops 1/_Cops have got better things to do than get killed 2/_Oh yeah??!! So have I!!! (full quote)
33944 1/_All I know is this *Lo Pan* character comes out of thin air in the middle of a God-damn alley, while his buddies are flying around on wires, cuttin' everybody to shreds and he just stands there waitin' for me to drive my truck straight through him with light coming out of his mouth!!! 2/_Jack, please.... 3/_When did this happen??! 2/_It didn't, Uncle Chu, not like he says.. 1/_Yeah it did, Uncle Chu, two hours ago. Tall guy, weird clothes, first you see him then you don't (full quote)
33944 1/_Jack Burton, huh? the guy you always told me about... so that was your abandoned truck? 2/_*Abandoned* like hell! (full quote)
33944 Finally we shall bring order out of chaos (full quote)
33944 1/_There can't be many Chinese girls running around with green eyes these days 2/_There are not, never were 1/_So beggers can't be choosers (full quote)
33944 1/_ [walls] two thee feet thick, I'll bet. Probably welded shut from the outside and covered with brick by now 2/_Don't give up, Jack! 1/_OK, I won't, Wang, let's just chew our way outta here! (full quote)
33944 1/_Lo Pan has plans for us, if he didn't we'd be dead door-nails right now 2/_Lo Pan?? Which Lo Pan?? The little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall road-block??! 1/_They're one and the same 2/_You know something you're not telling me, Wang 1/_Myths and Legends: I don't wanna insult you 2/_Nah nah, go ahead, insult me! 1/_It's about all sorts of scary things, it's about an ancient army of the dead. The Spirit City and monkey sacrifices. The First Sovereign Emperor of China, that mad monarch who federated our seven warring states, defeated Lo Pan and imposed upon him that horrible curse of *no flesh* in 272 B.C. A lot of Chinese kids hear these things when we're kids, then when we grow up, we pretend not to believe them. 2/_No horse shit, Wang? 1/_No horse shit, Jack... I don't blame you, I'm Chinese and I don't even wanna believe it... but it's real. Sorcery! Chinese black magic (full quote)
33944 1/_call the police, Jack, you're not a one-man army 2/_Cops got better things to do than get killed (full quote)
33944 The evil dream will die (full quote)
33944 1/ Goat butts against the edge and his horns become entangled...... 2/ I don't think I've had the pleasure..... (full quote)
33944 1/ China is here, Mr Burton 2/ what does that mean? Huh? *China is here.* I don't even know what the hell that means! (full quote)
33944 You leave Jack Burton alone!!! We are in his debt!! He showed great courage! (full quote)
33944 only a dream can kill a dream (full quote)
33944 1/ Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do. 2/ Real things? 1/ As real as Lo Pan! 2/ Hey, what more can a guy ask for? 1/ Oh, a six-demon bag! 2/ Terrific, a six-demon bag.... Sensational.... What's in it, Egg? 1/ Wind, fire, all that kind of thing! (full quote)
47731 This is gonna take cracker-jack timing wang. (full quote)
47731 Stay here, lock the doors, and keep the home fires burning. If we're not back by dawn, call the president. (full quote)
cptdad Would you just stop rubbing your body up against mine, because I can't concentrate when you do that. (full quote)
kennyp1 It sure is rainin cats and dogs out there (full quote)
JackBurton Hve you paid your dues? Yes, sir. The checks in the mail. (full quote)
Deppaholic Son of a bitch must pay ! (full quote)