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Brighton Beach Memoirs - 1986 Movie Quotes

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bigcat58 All the best Yankees are Italian. My mother makes makes spaghetti with ketchup. What chance do I have? (full quote)
bigcat58 If my mother taught logic in high school, this would be some wierd country. (full quote)
bigcat58 She saw me on the crapper! Nora saw me on the crapper! I might as well be dead! (full quote)
bigcat58 A two pound bag from greenblatt? I'll need identification. (full quote)
  The tension in the air was so thick you could cut it with a knife, which was more than i could say for the liver. (full quote)
agwendolyn *narration* It was a tense moment. I love tense moments - especially when I'm not the one they're all tense about. (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) I bought a quarter pound of butter this morning! 2) And suppose the house burned down this afternoon, what do I need an extra quarter pound of butter for? 1) If my mother taught logic in high school, this would be one weird country. (full quote)
agwendolyn Why is it every time I screw up I have to tell you what a naked girl looks like? Do me a favor: go to the bathroom, wack off, and grow up by yourself! (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) Do you know how hard it is today for a girl to get a good job without a high school diploma? Tell her, Kate. 2) It's very hard. (full quote)
agwendolyn How can you tell me not to say shit, when you have no trouble saying something like puberty?!? (full quote)
1212 1)what are you doing in there, Eugene? 2)'what are you doing in there, Eugene?' she bellowed. (full quote)
1212 All the best Yanks are Italian. (full quote)
1212 She better have a bad heart or I'm gonna kill her one day. (full quote)
1212 I'm putting all this down in my memoirs, so if I grow up twisted and warped the world will know why. (full quote)
1212 1)Shoes on the bed, thats bad luck in a Jewish house. 2)This isn't a Jewish house, it was built by Italians. (full quote)
1212 He'll do anything to get in good with Aunt Blanch, thats why I purposly dropped the bottle. (full quote)
1212 Remember what Mommy used to say to us. 'Stay on your own side of the street, thats what they have gutters for.' (full quote)
5218 1) What would you tell your father if he came home, and I was dead on the kitchen floor? 2) I'd say don't go in the kitchen. (full quote)
11538 (Eugene)If I could see a naked girl eating ice cream... (full quote)
11538 (Eugene)The golden Palace of the Himalayas! (full quote)
11289 Stanley: How horny can you get? Eugene: I don't know. what's the highest score? (full quote)
agwendolyn She'd better have a bad heart. Or I'm gonna kill her some day. (full quote)
  You cant marry your cousin, you'll have a baby with nine heads. (full quote)
10929 I have just seen the golden palace of the Himalayas. Puberty is over. Onwards and upwards. (full quote)
Jay -How horny can you get? -I don't know, what's the highest score? (full quote)
Jay I have just seen the golden Palace of the Himalayas. Puberty is over. Onwards and upwards! (full quote)
Jay Just draw me a picture...I brought a pencil! You want crayons? Maybe you should do it in color. (full quote)
Jay (1)What would you tell your father if he came home, and I was dead on the kitchen floor? (2)I'd say, Don't go in the kitchen, Pop. (full quote)
  Eugene: If I cut my hands off, she would tell me to go upstairs and wash my face with my feet. (full quote)
  We've got a winner...We've got a winner
All the way from Brighton Beach Brooklyn... Sarah goldfarb! (full quote)
10929 Liver and cabbage - the Jewish mediaeval torture! (full quote)