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Golden Child, The - 1986 Movie Quotes

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4538 You better have a spatula where we're going because my ass is frozen to this yak! (full quote)
  #1 She's over 3,000 years old. #2 How'd she manage that? #1 Her ancestors were raped by dragons! (full quote)
5172 I am dreaming so I can pretty much say anything and get away with it. So, I think I'll say, from my heart, kiss my ass. (full quote)
5172 (1)You killed him? (2)I didn't kill him. (1)what happened? (2)I don't know. Maybe the guy cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a Kleenex? (full quote)
5172 Hey, bird! Did you just see a little Hari Krishna midget, in the tree, floating, or is it me? (full quote)
5172 Chandler Jarrell: I hear it's really cold in Tibet, and I don't like the cold. Why don't we just stay here? Me and you, stay here, all weekend long. Under the covers, and watching television, and sweating, and smiling, and everything. Kee Nang: You won't go? Chandler Jarrell: It's freezing in Tibet! (full quote)
5172 (1)It's your destiny to find the Golden Child. (2)And, it's your destiny to seek some serious psychiatric help. (full quote)
5172 Ha! I got the knife! Now turn on the Goddamn lights! (full quote)
5172 Nepal! N-E-P-A-L! Viva Nepal! Viva Nepal! (full quote)
5172 (1)His destiny is to save the world. (2)Mmm, that's a good destiny. (full quote)
5172 In my pocket there's a whole thing of Tic-Tacs. Take as many as you like, please. (full quote)
7121 1)We have come for the dagger of ajunty 2) For what reason? 1)For the golden child (full quote)
7121 I said i..i..i..want the knife. Please. (full quote)
7121 Don't spill any water. (full quote)
6899 Only he whose heart is pure can weild the knife, and only he whose ass is narrow can get down these stairs. (full quote)
7937 There's a floor, Monty! (full quote)
7995 what WAS THAT...WITH THE FLIP? (full quote)
7995 I SHOULD BE PURGED! (full quote)
8009 This looks like a big joint. you lick it and you smokeit! I think there was two of these and you already smoked one of em. Look, I'd put this in your bag cos you might get jumped by some rastafarians carrying this around. Such a pretty girl too.... dope fiend. (full quote)
Shadrach There's no floor here? Wait a minute, there's a floor. You make it look like there's no floor, but there's a floor. There's a floor, Monty! *drops a coin and listens for it to hit the bottom, but it never does* There's no floor here!! Oh, shit. (full quote)
Shadrach 1) Where's the girl? 2) what girl? *#1 punches #2* 2) Oh, her...Michelle? We sold her to Tommy Tong in Chinatown. (full quote)
Shadrach 1) You sold her? 2) Yeah, for a carton of cigarettes and a quart of pork fried rice. (full quote)
Shadrach 1) Do you know who I am? 2) Yeah, you're Sardo Lumspie! (full quote)
Shadrach 1) Beyond this door is a corridor, and at the other end of the corridor, is the dagger. Oh, there's one other thing. You must carry this glass of water all the way without spilling a drop. 2) Oh, so you're Monty Hall now? (full quote)
8500 And only a man who's ass is narrow, can fit down these stairs, and if mine is such an ass then I shall have it. (full quote)
  III wwwaaannnttt ttthhheee kkknnniiifffeee........pppllleeeaaassseee (full quote)
11289 Calm down ! I'm not gonna hurt anybody... I just want some chips....check the grill man...that stuff's burning... I just want some chips. (full quote)
woody There had better ba a spatula where we're goin', cause my ass is frozen to this yak! (full quote)
woody There had better be a spatula where we're goin', cause my ass is frozen to this yak! (full quote)
16509 You know what I think? I think there were two of these and you smoked the other one!! (laughs) (full quote)
  you are a very wise,old and disgusting man (full quote)
17814 i said i,i-i,i-i-i,i,i-i, want the knife!!!!! (full quote)
woody Ha! Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! I got the knife! Now turn on the god-dammned lights! (full quote)
woody They tied you up with toilet paper! (full quote)
21568 Only a man who's heart is pure can wield the knife,and only a man who's ass is narrow can get down these steps, and if mine is such an ass then I shall have it.... (full quote)
21568 Maybe he cut himself shaving and bled to death looking for a kleenex.................. (full quote)
  A-LA-MMULINÉÉÉÉ. OOH! (full quote)
26772 You know, you can keep that hundred 'cause I don't wanna know what's gonna be on it when I get it back... (full quote)
19580 1) You seen a little, naked guy runnin' around here with a hundred dollar bill? 2) No, but I can arrange for one! (full quote)
19580 1) Do you have any other questions? 2) As a matter of fact, I do. what are you doin' this weekend, 'cause your shilouette is kickin'! She plays the maracas, too? 1) This is the Choosen One? 3) Yes. (full quote)
10929 The best Man In The World. (full quote)
10929 body Talk. (full quote)
10929 wisdom Of The Ages. (full quote)
10929 Puttin' On The Ritz. (full quote)
10929 Another Days life. (full quote)
19580 You WILL eat! Get this, and the rest of your playthings, out of here! (full quote)
19580 You got to show up sooner or later! And when you do, your ass is kicked! I'm gonna sell your clothes, leave you naked and bleedin', with no money, ya little, dirty bastard! (full quote)
33525 Hey Bird - Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin'? (full quote)
alvinsav And only a man whose ass is narrow can get down the stairs. (full quote)
alvinsav You better get that booger off your jacket before it freeze up. (full quote)
41964 Hey Bird! Did you see a little Hyrochristian midget in a tree...floatin? Or is it just me? (full quote)