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Hannah and Her Sisters - 1986 Movie Quotes

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4391 If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up. (full quote)
Mombasa If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in His name, He'd never stop throwing up. (full quote)
Mombasa How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can opener works! (full quote)
Mombasa A week ago I bought a rifle, I went to the store - I bought a rifle! I was gonna, you know, if they told me I had a tumor, I was gonna kill myself. The only thing that might-ve stopped me - MIGHT'VE - is that my parents would be devastated. I would have to shoot them also, first. And then I have an aunt and uncle - you know - it would've been a blood bath. (full quote)
Mombasa People always ask, why? The question isn't why, the question is, given what we are, why not more often? (full quote)
10929 I had a great evening. It was like the Nuremberg Trials. (full quote)
10929 Look at all these people, trying to stave off the inevitable decay of their bodies. (full quote)
10929 I'm afraid once they're done singing, they're gonna take hostages! (full quote)
10929 And Nietzsche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're gonna live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again. (full quote)
  You're personality left a lot to be desired...namely a personality. (full quote)
  At lunch she got drunker and drunker, and finally she became Joan Collins! (full quote)
  -Child abuse is a very touchy subject. -what? Read the papers, half the country's doing it! (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe #1: Two months ago you thought you had a malignant melanoma. #2: naturally, I, I--Do you know, I--The sudden appearance of a black spot on my back! #1: It was on your shirt. (full quote)
Burt B. Frobe #1: Could you have ruined yourself somehow? #2: How could I ruin myself? What do you mean, 'ruin myself?' #1: I don't know. Excessive masturbation? #2: Hey, you gonna start knocking myhobbies? Jesus! (full quote)
10929 You want a defrosted kid? (full quote)