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| 2946 |
I used to have a great butt, I DID, I LOVED MY BUTT! I wish I had a photograph!
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| 2946 |
Hey Betty, hope they shrivel up and fall off,ok?
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| 3378 |
1) You missed my eye by an inch! 2) Half an inch.
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| bigcat58 |
Hey, drinking and driving don't mix. That's why I ride a bike.
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| 2946 |
You know,I can't believe I actually felt bad for you tonight, you retarded little dwarf!
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| 2946 |
Person #1 I'm sorry
Person #2 Mocking Person #1: I'm sorry
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| 2946 |
Person #1:You're in my calculus class
Person #2:Gym
Person #1:Your'e name's Jim?
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| 4049 |
Love is feeling....Feeling love
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| 4049 |
Since I spent the night tied up in the backseat of your car!
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| 4049 |
Yo man! Next time I kick yo ass, that'll be that!
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Ducky: Do you know what an older woman does for me? Iona: Change your diapers?
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| 4576 |
Despite my appearance at this function, I remain now, and will always be, a Duckman..
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Eat Shit!!!
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| 4817 |
your ashamed to be seen with me! your ashamed to go out with me!
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I just want to let them know they didn't break me.
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My girlfriend always has that feeling that something's missing. She checks her pockets, checks her purse, counts her kids, but nothing's gone. She decided it was side effects from not going to her prom.
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| 3605 |
You said you couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in you. Well I believed in you. I just didn't believe in myself. I love you. Always.
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Blane! Blane! That's an appliance not a name!
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| 7828 |
Excuse me ladies, I could work out a deal where one of you or both of you could be pregnant by the holidays!
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| 3605 |
money really means nothing to me. Do you think I'd treat my parents' house this way if it did?
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| 8100 |
Lets Plow
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| 272 |
everytime you take a shit you lose IQ points.
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| 272 |
you can buy everything can't you Stef ,but you couldn't buy her that whats buging you isn't it. She thinks your shit and deep down you know she's right.
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| 272 |
when your heart smashed to the floor your gonna go looking to me to go pick you up again but this time I won't be there.
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| 8713 |
Blaine? Blaine?! His name is Blaine?!! thats not a name, thats a kitchen appliance!!!
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| 10647 |
May I admire you again today? - Duckie
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| 11007 |
BLAIN??????? HIS NAME IS BLAIN
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| 953 |
Either it's all those drugs I took in the '60s, or I am really in love.
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| 953 |
Nice pearls. This isn't a dinner party honey.
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| 953 |
1. What makes you so different from all the other girls at this school? 2. I have some taste.
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Wait a minute! We don't got none of this stuff in the boy's room! We don't got doors on the stalls, we don't got, what is this, (looks at tampon machine) we don't got a candy machine in the boy's room! I want the principal in here. Right now. I'll wait.
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| 20078 |
i'm off like a dirty shirt!
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I'm not running myself down. Why? Because I can laugh at myself? It's called a sense of humor. You should get one, they're nice.
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| 22913 |
He's not gonna ride his bike past your house anymore.
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| 24986 |
Will that be cash, charge, American Express Platinum card maybe?
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| 24986 |
1) Oh my god....am I having a nightmare? 2) We have guests 3) I know you...you're in my Calculus class 4) Gym.. 5) Your name is Jim?
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| 24986 |
1) This is trash! 2) It's very becoming! 3) Mother, it looks like I should be standing on top of a wedding cake 4) Oh honey, I wish!
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| 24986 |
Hey Benny, I hope they shrivel up and fall off...!
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| 24986 |
Ooooh, why can't we start old and grow young?
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| 24986 |
This is Steph's party, Blaine- don't tell me what to do...
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| 24986 |
Andee honey, don't waste good lipgloss. Now I don't mean to be a bitch but I don't think Mr. Wonderful is going to happen tonight.
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| 24986 |
1) There are public bathrooms all over the place! 2) I'm not 9 Andee, I know that...it's the end of the month, they're out of toilet seat covers!
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| 24986 |
(ANDEE) Simon, what would you do if your old man came home rich?
(SIMON) Kiss his ass...
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| 24986 |
Look, I'm not particularly concerned if you like me or not...because I've grown to like you and I just....can't like you anymore. So when get heart splattered and you're feeling like hell don't come crying to me because maybe for the first time in your life...I won't be there!
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| 24986 |
Steph...you buy everybody, Steph. You couldn't buy her, that's what's killing you, isn't it? She thinks you're shit...and deep down inside you know she's right.
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| 24986 |
I mean, I'm old enough to be his mother, but when the duck placed that kiss...I swear, I felt my thighs go up in flames! He must practice on pillows or something...
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| 24986 |
1) YOU MISSED MY EYE BY AN INCH! 2) half an inch...
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Blane what kind of name is Blane?!<
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| 24986 |
Andy, he came here alone. Okay you're right, he's not like the others
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| 24986 |
Look if you want to have your piece of low grade ass that's fine. But here, you won't have a friend anymore.
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1). You know, I hope I'm not the only person in the world that knows what an incredible person you are. 2.) Well, at this point in time, I;m afraid you are honey.
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You know, everytime you go to the john you lose IQ points ...
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1). Now ... what now? 2). Bed. 1). Yours or mine? Ours?
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I am not particularily concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and I can't like you anymore ... so, so when you get your heart splattered all over hell and you are feeling really low and dirty don't look to me to help pump you back up because maybe for the first time in your life I won't be there ...
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| 1ajas |
Blaine? His name is Blaine?
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He must practice on melons or something.
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Ain't it da trut... it's da trut
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Iona: He's not gonna ride his bike past your house anymore.
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You told me you couldn't believe in someone who didn't believe in you. I believed in you. I always believed in you. I just didn't believe in me.
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if i was in a turkish prison i'd have fun with you
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Hey Benny! I hope they shrivel up and fall off (Gives her the finger) Mrs. Deeds: You hope what shrivels up and falls off? Her breasts Mrs. Deeds.
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| 30697 |
His name is Blaine?! that's not a name, that's a major appliance!!
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Oh it's hot. White hot.
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We can do whatever you want. You wanna hang out with your friends? Crawl under a rock? what?
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I didn't like that album -- oh? -- yeah, it was too, too... -- too hip? -- yeah, too hip. can you suggest something else? -- lionel ritchie? -- nah -- madonna? -- madonna? isn't that a little deep?
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I LOVE DUCKIE SO MUCH I WILL MARRY HIM ONE DAY
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| peacock2 |
1) How he get in here anyway? 2) I told him he was my kid.
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| 26686 |
Steff: money really means nothing to me. Do you think I'd treat my parents' house this way if it did?
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| 26686 |
1: Does he have... strong lips?
2: How can you tell?
1: Did you feel it in your knees?
2: I felt it everywhere.
1: Strong lips. [laughs] I know I'm old enough to be his mother, but when the Duck laid that kiss on me last night, I swear my thighs just went up in flames! He must practice on melons or something.
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| 26686 |
It's the end of the month, they're out of toilet seat covers!
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Andie-What am i doing?
Iona-Wishful make uping.
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| 10929 |
I'd be happy with you in a Turkish prison.
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| 33294 |
Nice pearls honey, this isn't a dinner party
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| 33294 |
cash, cheque, American Express Platinum Card maybe?!
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the girl is, was, and will always be nada
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Blaine? His name is Blaine? But that's a major appliance!
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Duckie-I'm off like a dirty shirt
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Do I offend?
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| 35712 |
Steff: money really means nothing to me. Do you think I'd treat my parents' house this way if it did?
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| 35712 |
Principal: If you give off signals that you don't want to belong, people will make sure that you don't.
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| 35712 |
Iona: Does he have... strong lips?
Andie: How can you tell?
Iona: Did you feel it in your knees?
Andie: I felt it everywhere.
Iona: Strong lips.
[laughs]
Iona: I know I'm old enough to be his mother, but when the Duck laid that kiss on me last night, I swear my thighs just went up in flames! He must practice on melons or something.
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| 35712 |
Steff: I've been out with a lot of girls at this school. I don't see what makes you so different.
Andie: I have some taste.
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| 35712 |
Duckie: May I admire you again today?
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| 35712 |
Duckie: This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous!
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| 35712 |
Duckie: what now?
Andie: Bed.
Duckie: Yours or mine? Ours?
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| 35712 |
Blane: You said you couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in you. Well I believed in you. I just didn't believe in me. I love you. always.
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| 35712 |
Andie: I just want them to know that they didn't break me.
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| 35712 |
Duckie: Hello and welcome to another day of higher education!
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| 35712 |
Duckie: I'm off like a dirty shirt.
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| 35712 |
Andie: You know your talking like that just because I'm going out with Blane
Duckie: His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!
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| 35712 |
Duckie: You know what an older women does for me?
Iona: Changes your diapers?
Duckie: Touché.
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| 35712 |
[after Duckie sets off the alarm in the store]
Andie: what are you doing?!
Duckie: I had to use the bathroom, so I figured I'd come in the back.
Andie: I'm sure there are bathrooms all over the place!
Duckie: I'm not nine, Andie, I know that.
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| 35712 |
Andie: Were you here long?
Duckie: No, no! Three, four...hours.
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| 35712 |
Duckie: We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this...we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? what's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!
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| 35712 |
Andie: I don't know what I'm doing!
Iona: Wishful make-upping!
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| 35712 |
Andie: May I admire you?
Duckie: If you wish!
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| 35712 |
Andie: If somebody doesn't believe in me, I can't believe in them.
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| 35712 |
Blane: You couldn't buy her, though, that's what's killing you, isn't it? Stef? That's it, Stef. She thinks you're shit. And deep down, you know she's right.
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| 35712 |
Duckie: This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you're ruining it for me!
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| 35712 |
Duckie: It's the end of the month, they're out of toilet seat covers!
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| 35712 |
Andie: Well, not nothing. I mean, I kissed him...
Iona: Anywhere interesting?
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| 35712 |
Steff: That girl was, is, and always will be nada!
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If Tina Turner can do it, Jack Walsh can do it too
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| 37956 |
You're a faggot, Blaine. And I don't know what you are.
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Duckie: Yo man, next time, I'll kick yo ass! And dat'll be dat! Dat'll be dat!
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If someone doesn't believe in me, then i can't believe in them.
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I don't believe in drinking and driving; Thats why I ride a bike.
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Are you mad?
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Duckie's never going to ride his bike past your house anymore
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I'm off like a dirty shirt
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Ducky: I'm off like a dirty shirt.
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| 40770 |
1) How'd he get in here anyway? 2)I told them he was my kid.
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what about prom blane andy can we talk about this later im having a bad day no what about prom just say it i want to hear you say it a month ago i asked someone else your a liar your a fucking no good liar you don't have the guts to say it
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what about prom blane andy can we talk about this later im having a bad day no what about prom just say it i want to hear you say it a month ago i asked someone else your a liar your a fucking no good liar you don't have the guts to say it
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what about prom blane andy can we talk about this later im having a bad day no what about prom just say it i want to hear you say it a month ago i asked someone else your a liar your a fucking no good liar you don't have the guts to say it
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I live to like you and I can't like you anymore. So when you get your heart splattered all over hell and you're feeling really low and dirty, don't run to me to help pull you back up because, maybe, for the first time in your life, I won't be there.
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Well, I'm off like a dirty shirt. (the duckman)
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I'm good in bed, should I be a whore?
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You're a bitch. You know, you really should see a doctor about that condition or yours. It could get worse.
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blaine: is this any good
andy: its hot white hot
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what ABOUT PROM, BLAINE!? what ABOUT PROM!?
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| 44895 |
Are ya mad?
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| 44895 |
So when you get your heart splattered all over hell and your feeling really low, don't look to me to help pump you back up because maybe for the first time in your life I won't be there!!
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| 44895 |
Iona you're gonna O.D. on nostalgia...
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| 44895 |
I hope they shrivel up and fall off.
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| 44895 |
This is a very good tune, my mother used to sing this, this is Otis, I love Otis.
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Guidance Counselor: If you put out signs you don't want to be accepted people will make sure you're not.
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| 48391 |
Duckie: You know you're the one I really want to bother.
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| 40399 |
(Sniffing underarms) Do I offend?
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| 40399 |
Come on. Let's plow!
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| 40399 |
(on the phone) Since I spent the night tied up in the backseat of your car!
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