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Ruthless People - 1986 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
1990 Muffy, meet Adolph. Adolph, EAT Muffy! (full quote)
1990 Yes, your attack dogs, do they just attack people or can you get them to attack little dogs...oh...well...what if you starved them for a while? (full quote)
1990 This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth. Perhaps we should shoot him? (full quote)
1990 (phone rings) Hello...Debbie? Yeah, Debbie is here whose this?...Well Ralph, Debbie can't come to the phone right now my dick's in her mouth. How 'bout I have her call you back when I'm done! (full quote)
  I was kidnapped by K-Mart!!! (full quote)
5757 If I look like his mother and you look like his father, then this is what our son would look like... It's a pretty strong argument for birth control. (full quote)
5757 Barbara: Oh, hello. Are you a friend of Ken and Sandy's? Bedroom Killer: You look like my mother....I hate my mother !!! (full quote)
  i hate her so much...i hate the way she licks stamps! (full quote)
2489 1)What's the hold up, anyway? 2) Well, we asked Sam for $500,000 ransom. 1) That should be no problem. 2) He wouldn't pay. Then we asked for $100,000. He still wouldn't pay. So now we're lowering our price to $50,000. 1) I'm being marked down? [Starts crying] Oh, God, I've been kidnapped by K-Mart! (full quote)
2489 They pulled the plug on him. He wheezed and shook for about an hour and then... he stabilized. That son-of-a-bitch just got older and sicker, and older and sicker, AND OLDER AND SICKER...! (full quote)
2489 Oh my God! I've been kidnapped by Huey and Dewey! (full quote)
2489 So, if I look like his mother and you look like his father, this is what our son would look like. Pretty strong argument for birth control. (full quote)
2489 1)GIVE THE BAG TO BOZO, DROP THE GUN, AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR. 2) Who said that?! 1) IT'S THE POLICE DEPARTMENT. 2) Really? 3) This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him. 1) NO! WE'RE THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION! (full quote)
16471 This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him. (full quote)
16471 P1: what the hell is going on here?! P2: I'm robbing you! (full quote)
woody Oh, you'd be surprised of the quality and quantity of information that a lit cigarette can provide. (full quote)
10929 Bye-bye, Barbara! (full quote)
10929 I had to live with that squealing, corpulent little toad all these years. God, I hate that woman. I-- I-- I hate the way she licks stamps! I hate her furniture! And I hate that little sound she makes when she sleeps. (full quote)
10929 --Are you scared? --Scared? Hell, no. I'm looking forward to it. My only regret, Carol, is that the plan isn't more violent. (full quote)
  Jesus christ! It smells like a toilet in here! (full quote)
10929 555-3421. (full quote)