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Three Amigos! - 1986 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
3754 A sweater! It's a sweater! (full quote)
4245 You son of a motherless goat! (full quote)
4245 You killed the invisible swordsman. (full quote)
4245 Do you have anything beside Mexican food? (full quote)
3225 Chip Chip Chip Chip Chip Chip Chip.....NANNY!!!!! (full quote)
3225 1) Which one is your favorite, Carmen? 2) I like the one who is not so smart 1) Which one is that? (full quote)
5352 (to a bush that is loudly singing ) Are you the singing bush ? (full quote)
3225 1) Maybe you could kiss me on the veranda 2) No, on the lips would be fine (full quote)
3225 1) I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick as a pencil 2) what do you mean? 1) I don't know (full quote)
3225 He's not just famous, he's INfamous (full quote)
6759 3 amigos: tell us we will die like dogs El Guapo:...you will die like dogs 3 amigos: no we will fight like lions (full quote)
6759 good NIGHT NED (full quote)
2738 Gringo's falling from the sky!! (full quote)
  Its a Sweater! (full quote)
2489 1)Which one do you like? 2) I like the one that's not so smart. 1) Which one is that? (full quote)
2489 Hold it El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil! (full quote)
2489 I suppose you could say that everyone has an El Guapo. For some, shyness may be an El Guapo. For others, lack of education may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is a large ugly man who wants to kill us! (full quote)
2489 You shot the invisible swordsman! (full quote)
8052 Jeffe, what is a plethora? (full quote)
8810 1.Jefe, would you say that I have a plethora of pinatias. 2.Yes, you have a plethora. (full quote)
  It will be a cold day in hell before an actor tells Harry Flugaman what to do! (full quote)
1501 #1: What is it the people of Santo Poco do the best? (Long pause) #2: We can sew. (full quote)
5352 1) Let me prpare you for El Guapo . Tell me , do you know what fore-play is Carmen ? 2)No 1)Good , neither does El Guapo (full quote)
9841 1-We can take a walk, and you can kiss me on the veranda. 2-Lips will be fine. (full quote)
9841 We will not die like dogs! We will fight like lions! (full quote)
11868 (Steve Martin gets shot off of his horse) Hold on ... Hold on just a minute (Steve Martin walks over to an armed Mexican Bandit holding a gun) ...Gun (the mexican gives him the gun and Steve looks into it and he looks inside it and pulls out a bullet) HEY! He used a real bullet! (full quote)
11007 infamous!!! if ur infamous it means your'e more then famou. this elguapo guy must be like more then famous (full quote)
11007 my little buttercup has the sweetest smile, dear little buttercup wont you stay a while (full quote)
11007 (1)heffea, do i have a plethora of pinatadas?? (full quote)
  Lip Balm? (full quote)
449 Jeffe, do you know what it is to have a plethora? (full quote)
449 you will die like dogs!....no we will fight like lions (full quote)
8837 Sew old lady! Sew like the wind! (full quote)
8837 1.We could take a walk and you could kiss me on the veranda. 2.Lips would be fine. (full quote)
14278 But Hefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinata's? (full quote)
14740 where there is suffering, we'll be there! (full quote)
14386 1.) Do you know what the word Nada means? In all of those Mexican movies you made, did you ever hear that word? 2. Isn't that a lite chicken gravy.... 1. It means nothing! Which is what you're going to have when I'm through with you! (full quote)
14386 1. And.... 2. Jose!! 1. Together we...? 2. Burned the village!!! 1. And...? 2. Raped the horses!!! 1. And....? 2. Rode off on the women!! 1. And we...? 2. Pruned.. 1. Pruned.. 2. The hedges 1. hedges 2. of many small villages 1. of many small villages....who the hell are you??!!! (full quote)
14386 1.) what kind of place is that? 2. I think its a mail plane 1.) How can you tell? 2. Didn't you see its little balls?? (full quote)
14386 Come to Santo Poco, put on Show (STOP) The infamous El Guapo (full quote)
  Someone's been down here with the ugly-stick (full quote)
  Do you have anything beside Mexican food? (full quote)
  jeffe: YOU STUPID HORSE!!!! (full quote)
  trying to sound like a bird: Look up here,lllllloook up here,look up here! (full quote)
  You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat! *whispers* Tell us we will die like dogs. (full quote)
  Sew very old one, Sew like the wind!! (full quote)
  they called us scum sucking pigs, us! (full quote)
  You see Jeffe! A Rose can bloom in the desert! (full quote)
  You see Jeffe! A Rose can bloom in the desert! (full quote)
  Now, this guy ,El Guapo, not only is he famous... but he is INfamous. (full quote)
  farlyfarlyfarlyfarlyfarly....hafuuhhhr! (full quote)
  we're not mexicans, we're from out of town (full quote)
  line! (full quote)
  Lucky: NOT SO FAST EL GUAPO, or I'll fill you up so full of led, you'd be using your dick for a pencil. El Guapo: what do you mean? Lucky: I don't know. Jefe: I think he means that when you......... El Guapo: SHUT UP (full quote)
  Kill Them! (full quote)
  1. Looks Like there's about 3 of them. 2. Perfect. Rodrigo said there would be 50 now there's 3. I hope they aren't trying to cut our money. (full quote)
  If I have to come into that Cantina somebody's gonna die! (full quote)
  -What are you going to do with your share, Lucky?-A car. A big shiny car. How about you?-New york...maybe paris-mmm-Gona be abig shot for a while.How about you ned?-I wanna start a foundation to help homeless children.-Well, i ment to do that.-Well i meant i was going to do that first and then i was going to get the car. (full quote)
  You were my favourite shtar or the silver screen!!! (full quote)
  Dammit I forgot a line - never pick it up! (full quote)
  Dammit I forgot a line - never pick it up! (full quote)
  & she said: young man, you...have... GOT IT (full quote)
  yooohooo! where are you? (full quote)
  El Guapo: I like these guys. These are funny guys! (to Jefe) Just keel one of theem. (full quote)
  Can i have your watch when you die (full quote)
  and he called us scum-sucking pigs! US! (full quote)
  Trick photography! I was crushed! (full quote)
  bv (full quote)
  Do you know what nada mean? Isn't that a light chicken gravy? (full quote)
  gj (full quote)
  farley (full quote)
  it's a male plane.... didn't you see the little balls? (full quote)
  This town's getting too rough for me! (full quote)
  b (full quote)
  o (full quote)
10929 I like these guys. They are funny guys. only kill one of them. (full quote)
10929 Why don't you tell them about the Cochese picture, Morty? (full quote)
10929 Isn't that a light chicken gravy? (full quote)
10929 --Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains. --Damn it! (full quote)
10929 --We don't have beer. Just tequila. --what's tequila? --Uh, it's like beer. (full quote)
10929 --I was thinking, later you could kiss me on the veranda. --Lips wouldf be fine. (full quote)
10929 --wherever there is injustice, you will find us. --wherever there is suffering, we'll be there. --wherever liberty is threatened, you will find... --The Three Amigos! (full quote)
14386 1. We'll have three beers 2.) All we have is tequila 3.) what's tequila? 2.) Is like beer 1.) Is it fattening? 2.) fattenings? 1.) Forget it if its like beer we'll ahve some three tequilas! (full quote)
14386 Can I have your watch when you are dead? (full quote)
14386 what is happening today? Are gringos falling from the sky? (full quote)
14386 You wan to die with a man's gun, not a little sissy gun like that. (full quote)
17741 Myyyyy little butter-cup has the sweetest smiiiiillle (full quote)
20292 bar tender: are you the ~wink wink~. 3 amigos: yes yes we are. bar tender: we have heard of you! the german says to wait here. 3 amigos: o o ok well as long as we have some time to school i think we'll order a drink (full quote)
20947 Steve, crying: I've been shot already! Chevy/Martin?, crying: We know. (full quote)
20947 Lucky: Oh, GREAT! You KILLED the Invisible SwordSMAN! (full quote)
20947 GREAT! You've KILLED the Invisible Swordsman!! (full quote)
20947 Are YOU the SINGING BUSH?? (full quote)
20947 It's a SWEATER! (full quote)
20947 I'll fill you so full of lead, you could use your dick as a pencil! (full quote)
20947 It's a sweater! (full quote)
20947 SEW, very old one!! Sew like the WIND!!!!! (full quote)
20947 1: I like the one that's not so smart. 2: ...Which one is that? (full quote)
Gary Gnu Senor Dusty, can I have your watch when you are dead? (full quote)
24537 Dear Amigos, you are very great. 100,000 pesos if you come to Santo Poco, stop. The Infamous el Guapo (full quote)
26681 1- Can I have your watch when you are dead? 2- what did he say? (full quote)
Marvin Acme Do you have anything else besides Mexican food? (full quote)
Marvin Acme Wait a second, lemme see that, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon. Oh great! Real bullets. You're in a lotta trouble Mister! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-They are going to kill us. #2-I've been shot already.#1-I know. #3-what are we going to do? #1-We're not gonna get paid, that's for sure! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Sew, old woman, sew! Like the wind! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Can I have your watch when you are dead? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises. #2- Many pinatas? #1- Oh yes, many! #2- Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? (full quote)
Marvin Acme Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? (full quote)
Marvin Acme You know, Dorothy Gish...Lillian's sister. And she looked me in the eyes and she said... 'Young man, you have got it.' And ... Dorothy Gish. It's a true story. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Nobody went to see it. Because nobody cares about three wealthy Spanish landowners...on a weekend in Manhattan. (full quote)
Marvin Acme You hit Harry Flugleman on a bad day! (full quote)
Marvin Acme In a way, all of us have an El Guapo to face someday. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us...El Guapo is a big dangerous guy who wants to kill us. (full quote)
Marvin Acme In a way, all of us have an El Guapo to face someday. (full quote)
31202 in spanish (full quote)
31851 Yes u have a plethora jeffe wat is a plethora? y guapo? well u told me i have a plethora and i jus wud like 2 no if u no wut a plethora is i wud not like 2 thin dat a person wud tell some1 dat he has a plethora and find out dat dat person has no idea wut it means 2 have a plethora 4 give me El Guapo i no dat i jeffe do not have ur superior intelect and education but cud it b dat once again dat u r angry at somethin else and u r looking 2 take it out on me like wut jeffe cud it b bcuz u r turnin 40 today NO! cud it b bcuz carmen chooses 2 sleep in her cell instead of wit u? (full quote)