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Crocodile Dundee II - 1988 Movie Quotes

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1250 1. See, the Aborigines, they can find their way in the dark. They just 'feel' where things are. *loud crack* 2. (in distance) Ah, bloody tree! (full quote)
Shadrach 1) what do you think your chances are of getting outta here with that jacket on? 2) *throws a knife at the guy, which embeds itself in the guy's mohawk* Better than average. 1) Yeah, I can live with that. (full quote)
Shadrach So this (name) likes to play games, huh? Maybe tomorrow we can show him some good games. (full quote)
Shadrach Mick sure is lucky that you can't shoot straight, Walt. (full quote)
Shadrach 1) *speaks in foreign language* 2) No, mate...we just hold them. 3) what did he say? 2) He wants to know if we're allowed to eat these men. (full quote)
Shadrach You want me to lead them to Jaba Point? (full quote)
10641 I don't need a gun. I've got a donk. (full quote)
  G'day Amigo, Take your pants off. (full quote)
  There's nothing wrong with the food, it's the company. (full quote)
JessHays A: What did you do last night? B: We didn't do NOTHIN'! A: Well, tomorrow, if someone asks you that question, you can say 'We didn't do nothin' or you can say 'We helped a maniac storm a fortress.' (full quote)
  NEEDS GARLIC (full quote)
42119 (Whirring noise in the background) 1. what the hell is that? 2. Uh, thats the call of the uh, Jarra Jarra bird. (full quote)
  It is not wise to annoy me. Bob Tanner did, and I had his head blown off like that... and if your Mick screws this up... *clicks fingers* (full quote)
  This man can take us any time he wants to... (full quote)
  STATIONERY! (full quote)
  'You dig?' ... 'Yep.. that part of the job? Diggin'?' (full quote)
  'I loved that bitch... and he betrayed me!' ... 'He?' (full quote)
  (Talking to his thing) 'You okay there buddy?' (full quote)
  This man thinks like me... (full quote)
  The girl's gotta die. But no one touches Dundee... he's for me. (full quote)
  I told you... BLACK... MAGIC. (full quote)
  If Mick wants his bloody clothes he can go down there and get 'em his bloody self. (full quote)
  'You shot Walter!' ... 'I only nicked him...' (full quote)
  Crap magic. (full quote)
  Mick... I gotta split. (full quote)
  You got a fork? (full quote)
  Over-easy thanks Mick (full quote)
33944 1/_Does that taste good? 2/_[eating a fried bat] Nahh, needs garlic (full quote)