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Adventures in Babysitting - 1987 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  Dont't fuck with the babysitter! (full quote)
  if you don't take it back I'm gonna tell Kris about all those love poems you wrote about her (full quote)
2946 That's the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me! Wanna go to bed? (full quote)
2946 Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues. (full quote)
892 #1 where are we going? #2 To hell, kind of exciting don't you think? (full quote)
892 You slip me the $2, I'll slip you the weiner (full quote)
4049 It's like a Dairy Queen: you only get one flavor. (full quote)
4049 Brad don't you ever die on me! Ever! Brad:Ok, I won't (full quote)
4049 Maybe we could sell Daryll... ya think? (full quote)
4049 Don't listen to 'em, he just wants to scrape our faces off! (full quote)
4066 I'll bet Sarahs hanging from the rafters by now (full quote)
4066 1) Is it a hand 2) No 1) Oh good. 2) It's a gun. 1) OH GOD (full quote)
  Got this call from Brenda, went to pick her up. My tire had a blowout, and my mom's car got... SHOT UP! (full quote)
uglystars 1. You gotta be shittin' me. 2. Watch your mouth. 1. Watch my mouth? You gotta to be shittin' me! (full quote)
uglystars 1. I'm so lonely! 2. How could a righteous babe like you be lonely? (full quote)
uglystars 1. Nobody panic. This is all just a big mistake. 2. what about Brenda? 3. That was her parents' mistake. (full quote)
uglystars 1. Could you just drop us off at a mall or something? 2. A mall? where do you think we are Boise, Idaho? (full quote)
uglystars 1. There you are, one stitch. 2. One stitch? 1. Yes, one stitch. 2. My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is one stitch? Chris is gonna think I'm a total failure! (full quote)
  1.But I don't have any cash! 2.Then I don't have a wiener! (full quote)
4066 1. I'm so lonely. 2. How could a rightious (sic) babe like you be lonely? 1. Thats the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me! Wanna go to bed? (full quote)
  Sarah, where's my clearasil? Oh, I ran out of brown. (full quote)
4943 Don't FUCK with the babysitter! (full quote)
  can't you read?? take him to the hospital! (full quote)
6846 It was a pool of mushy goo; like spaghetti o's, spaghetti o's with meat! (full quote)
2489 1)Crusing down the highway in a big ole cadaliac. 2)And its so hard,taking care of these guys. (full quote)
7258 Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell... Don't fuck with the babysitter! (full quote)
2489 I wonder if your parents will ever ask me to babysit again? I don't know but if they do I would ask for a buck more an hour. (full quote)
2489 1) You slip me the cash and I'll slip you the wiener 2) I don't have the cash 1) Well then I don't have a wiener (full quote)
2489 1)Don't fuck with the Lords Of Hell!!! 2)Don't fuck with the babysitter!!!!! (full quote)
2489 1)You gotta be shittin' me 2)Watch your mouth. 1) Watch my mouth? You gotta to be shittin' me! (full quote)
2489 1)Nobody panic. This is all just a big mistake. 2) what about Brenda? 3) That was her parents' mistake. (full quote)
2489 1)Daryl, why are you hugging me? 2) Brad don't you ever die on me! Ever! 1) O.K. I won't. (full quote)
2489 Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues. (full quote)
  A Mall!!??? I Ain't Goin to no Mall! (full quote)
8992 1).Take it back Brad. Take back what you said about Thor. 2). No. 3). If you don't take it back, I'll tell Chris about all those love poems you write about her. 4). OK,Ok I take it back. Thor is not a homo. 5). Thank you. Hi Chris!!! (full quote)
8992 1).Wanna see the footprint? 2).NOOO!!! (full quote)
9553 Don't FUCK with the babysitter (full quote)
  1)(after the gang member shoves a knife in Brad's, foot he says...) DON'T FUCK WITH THE LORDS OF HELL! 2) (after Chris is mad and grabs the knife and points it at the gang member, she says...) DON'T FUCK WITH THE BABYSITTER! (full quote)
  get out of my house! (full quote)
  Road trip? JESUS!! Where are you going?! downtown. The city?! Sarah! Cool can I go? Who is this kid? Stray dog. Darryl Coopersmith. And you must be Chris Parker. You know Mr. and Mrs. Anderson must really trust you. Taking kids into the city....alone. What is he talking about!? In fact, I'm going to get my parents to talk to the Anderson's about you. Darryl! And you can babysit for me. Chris stop him!! And then maybe we could go to New York or something just for kicks. DARRYL!! Ya think? What am I supposed to do? Get in the car and run him over. Let him come. Darryl? Can't talk gotta run! Darryl will you just get in the car!? Alright!! (full quote)
  Brenda: Chris, it really scary in here. I just saw two people shoot out a bald chineese lady with no pants on and there's a guy outside who wants his suspenders and slippers! Bum: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! Brenda: You just moved! (full quote)
  Chris:If you boys give me any grief over the next hour I will kill you. Dead, murdered, stabbed. Darryl: Raped? Chris: I'm too old for this crap! (full quote)
  Chris: How's your sister, she all better? (full quote)
  Chris Parker: I forgot my purse...I don't have any money...I don't have my lisence! Daryll Coopersmith: Did you forgot your purse? Chris Parker: Yes, you little asshole! Daryll Coopersmith: She's great! (full quote)
  You're right, babysitting is dangerous. (full quote)
  I'm gonna spike her tab with Drain-O. (full quote)
  1) what'd you do with the hand? Did they bury it? 2) Wouldn't let em'. I kept it. Put it in the glove compartment. (full quote)
  Sarah: Guess what, Brad! Brad: Mom's gonna kill you if she sees you wearing skates in the house. Sarah: Mom's gotta catch me first. Guess what? Brad: I don't care, wing head. Sarah: Mom got Chris to babysit for me. Brad: CHRIS?! (A look of joy comes to Sarah's face, and Brad spills food onto the floor. Sarah giggles and skates away.) Brad: Sarah! Sarah: Bye! (full quote)
  I'm gonna spike her tab with drain-o (full quote)
  -who is this kid? -stray dog (full quote)
  -what am I supposed to do? -get in the car and run him over! (full quote)
  you're afraid of this, you kids must be from the suburbs (full quote)
  1)what'd you do with the hand? Did they bury it? 2)No, wouldn't let 'em, I kept it. Put it in the glove compartment. (full quote)
  -I like danger -You should try babysitting (full quote)
  -Is it a hand? -No -oh -It's a gun -Oh my God!! (full quote)
  A mall? what do y'all think this is, Boise,Idaho? (full quote)
  -Don't fuck with the lords of hell -Don't fuck with the babysitter! (full quote)
  I didn't touch her, I'm just a child! (full quote)
  -I'd love to hit you, but you're so slimey, I won't sink to your level! -I will (full quote)
  I think you're the greatest, but my brother says you're a homo. (full quote)
  Chris: where are we going? Darryl: To hell! Kinda exciting don't ya think? (full quote)
2686 dont fuck with the lords of hell dont fuck ....with the babysitter (full quote)
8992 1). My mom is paying you good money to watch me. 2). Well, Brad can watch you. 1). Why would my mom pay you good money for Brad to watch me? (full quote)
8992 1). Do you think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again? 2). If they do, I'd ask them for a buck more an hour. (full quote)
10929 Gimme Shelter. (full quote)
10929 --I don't think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again. --If they do, I'd ask them for a buck more an hour. (full quote)
10929 Yes, you want one? (full quote)
10929 Get out of here! (full quote)
11101 One stitch all better (full quote)
12818 1: Could you just drop us off at a mall or something? 2: A mall? where do you think we are Boise, Idaho? (full quote)
14740 1) It was a pool of mushy goo! 2)Like spagettios? 1) Spagettios with MEAT! (full quote)
14969 Chris: Who's this Sara: stray dog Chris: what am I suppost to do? Sara: Get int the car and run him over (full quote)
16680 1) what if the house explodes? 2) The house is not going to explode. 1) You leave him here and it will! (full quote)
16680 1) Sarah, your parents would die if they knew i took you to the city. 2) No my parents would die if they knew you left me here alone with him. (full quote)
16680 But does everyone have the license plate Sooo cool? (full quote)
16680 1) If you boys give me any trouble I will kil you. Dead, Murdered, Stabed... 2) Raped? 1) I am too old for this crap. (full quote)
16872 i like duuuudes (full quote)
22294 You just can't your foot out of your mouth can u? well let me help you.......don't fuck with the lords of hell.........don't fuck with the baby sitter (full quote)
23990 I am too old for this shit. (full quote)
24439 Don't fuck with the babysitter! (full quote)
24636 Can't you read? Take him to the hospital! (full quote)
24636 Take the Brady Bunch upstairs (full quote)
24636 Brad, no more chocolate...your acne. Sara, it is time for your cough syrup. (full quote)
24986 Who's Mike? Is it your boyfriend? (full quote)
24986 BRENDA: Chris, if I take a cab to the Anderson's...do you think you could pay for it? CHRIS: Oh Brenda, that would be like forty dollars. I don't have forty dollars! BRENDA: Well can you pick me up?! CHRIS: No Brenda, I'm babysitting! (full quote)
24986 CHRIS: Because I want to stay home and be depressed... BRENDA: Oh then sit for the Andersons. That'll depress anyone. (full quote)
24986 1) Chris, I have to cancel. My little sister got sick and my parents are going out tonight. 2) Well...I can come over and help out. We can make some chicken soup or something 3) No, you don't want to be there, she's contagious! I...I don't want you to get sick... (full quote)
24986 Contagious?! He's lying... (full quote)
24986 DARYL: Hey are you spending the night at my house or what? BRAD: No...not anymore DARYL: Chris is here, isn't she? BRAD: No! DARYL: Yes she is! That's why I'm staying here tonight! (full quote)
24986 A kitty?! HAHAHAHAHA! That ain't no kitten, lady... that's a jumbo-sized sewer rat! (full quote)
24986 BRAD) Uh...where's the spear? CHRIS) I don't know... DARYL) maybe it's on the car (full quote)
24986 CHRIS: My purse....! Oh shit! I don't have any money, I don't have my license! DARYL: Did you forget your purse? (full quote)
24986 (CHRIS) Oh great...that's the restaurant Mike was supposed to take me tonight. (DARYL)Well looks like he went without you...take a left, check it out (SARA) what's wrong, Chris? (CHRIS) Everything!!! (full quote)
24986 Mrs. Anderson) Brad don't eat chocolate! You're going to get zits all over your face! (full quote)
24986 1) How fast do your parents drive? 2) about 40 3) We'll do 80! (full quote)
24986 1) Would a playboy Centerfold have nothing better to do on a Saturday night than to show up at a frat party with a bunch of kids? 2) Uh...maybe... 3) Could be... 4) Guys, where's your brain? (full quote)
24986 My parents are driving me crazy. My stepmom is such a pain. If I don't get out of the house, I'm gonna spike her tabs with Draino. (full quote)
24986 This kid has got more class at fifteen than you'll ever have! (full quote)
24986 Boy, this is a really cool coat. Not from Sears or anything, it's way too cool. 2) Oh it was my grandpa's 3) He's got great taste 4) He's dead... (full quote)
24986 You wasted my Clearisil on another picture of Thor? (full quote)
24986 Uh...sir, we didn't mean to interrupt your little concert here...if you'll excuse us, we'll let ourselves off stage- No one leaves the stage without singing the blues... (full quote)
24986 He's with Sesame Plexor? Ugh, she's such a sleaze! (full quote)
24986 1) Who is this kid? 2) Daryl Coopersmith and you're Chris Parker 3) Daryl, go home! 4) You must be a great babysitter! 5) WHAT is he talking about? 6) Mr. and Ms. Anderson must REALLY trust you to take little kids into the city....alone. (full quote)
24986 Well all the superheroes live in the city like, Daredevil and Captain America, but Thor is the best! He fights the forces of darkness! Forces of Darkness be aware!!!! (full quote)
24986 It it so great that I'm gonna tell my parents about you. Then maybe you could babysit for me....and then we can all go to New York just for kicks! Ya' think? (full quote)
24986 1) OHMIGOD!!!!! THERE'S A MAN WITH A GUN! GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE! 2) Look...Brenda, just hang up and sit down, I'll be there in half an hour! 3) Oh please hurry, I think he's gonna kill somebody, maybe ME! (full quote)
1ajas Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues. (full quote)
1ajas (1)No way. what if the house explodes? (2)The house is not going to explode. (1)You leave him here, it will. (full quote)
1ajas Why would my mom pay you good money so Brad can watch me? (full quote)
1ajas (1)where are we going? (2)To hell. Kind of exciting don't you think? (full quote)
1ajas Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues. (full quote)
28352 1. Don't waste your time, halfpint. Her legs are locked together at the knee. 2. I'd love to hit you. I'd love to pound on your face. 1. Yeah? Go ahead. 2. But I won't. You're so slimy, I won't sink to your level. 3. I will. (full quote)
simon4of4 Nobody gets outta this place without singin' the blues. (full quote)
35712 Daryl: You gotta be shittin' me Chris: Watch your mouth. Daryl: Watch my mouth? You gotta to be shittin' me! (full quote)
35712 College Girl: I'm so lonely! Daryl: How could a righteous babe like you be lonely? College Girl: That's the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me! Wanna go to bed? (full quote)
35712 Chris: Nobody panic. This is all just a big mistake. Sarah: what about Brenda? Brad: That was her parents' mistake. (full quote)
35712 Brad: Daryl, why are you hugging me? Daryl: Brad don't you ever die on me! Ever! Brad: O.K. I won't. (full quote)
35712 Chris: Could you just drop us off at a mall or something? Joe Gipp: A mall? where do you think we are Boise, Idaho? (full quote)
35712 Albert Collins: Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues. (full quote)
35712 Gang Leader: Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell. Chris: Don't fuck with the babysitter. (full quote)
  Sit down bitch.) Darrel: Brad are you gonna let them do that.)Brad: Hey.)Darrel: I was kidding (full quote)
  1)Don't fuck with the lord of hell.2.) Don't fuck with the babysitter. (full quote)
  1. But I don't have any cash! 2. Then I don't have a weiner! (full quote)
  Brad: Mike what? Chris: Mike what what? Daryl: Mike what what what are we talking about? (full quote)
  Kiss him!! (full quote)
  Brad-Great, you wasted all my clearasil on another picture of Thor? Sara-Thor's my hero. Brad- Thor is a homo. (full quote)
  I thought that...I thought that you loved me. Or is all that just bullshit, huh? (full quote)
  Baby BAby, It's so hard.... (full quote)
  listen to the bitch, Brad. (full quote)
  Dishes are done, man! (full quote)
  (1)Kitten? (2)This ain't no kitten, kid! (1)That's a jumbo sized sewer rat! (full quote)
6027 Don't FUCK with the babysitter! (full quote)
10929 Daryl, fasten the seat belt! (full quote)
33751 1)what are we going to do? 2)Get in the car and run him over. (full quote)
35712 Brad: where we gonna get 50 bucks? Sarah: We could sell Daryl. Ya' think? (full quote)
35712 Dr. Nuhkbane: There you are, one stitch. Brad: One stitch? Dr. Nuhkbane: Yes, one stitch. Brad: My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is one stitch? Chris is gonna think I'm a total failure! (full quote)
35712 Hot Dog Vendor: Yes, you want one? (full quote)
35712 Chris: Who was at the back door? Brad: Stray dog. (full quote)
35712 Chris: I don't think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again. Brad: If they do, I'd ask them for a buck more an hour. (full quote)
35712 Chris: Just relax, Chris, tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life. (full quote)
35712 Chris: Now boys, if either of you give me any grief I swear to God I'll kill you. Dead, murdered, stabbed. Daryl: Raped? Chris: I'm too old for this crap. (full quote)
35712 Daryl: Don't touch it! He could get infected, Jesus! Tetanus, rabies, scabies, emphysema! (full quote)
35712 Hot Dog Vendor: Look, I'm through arguing with you, I don't take checks, now slip me some cash and I'll slip you the wiener. Brenda: But I don't have any cash. Hot Dog Vendor: Then I don't have a wiener. (full quote)
35712 [in a telephone booth in the bus station] Brenda: Chris it's really scary down here. I've just seen three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants on and there's this old guy outside who wants his bedroom slippers! Old Man: [Banging on telephone booth] Get out of my house! Brenda: [Kicks out two small boxes] You just moved! (full quote)
35712 Hot Dog Vendor: Get out of here. (full quote)
35712 Mike: Girls like you come along once in a lifetime. (full quote)
35712 Brad: Uh... where's the spare? Daryl: Maybe it's on the car... ya think? (full quote)
35712 Chris: What do you want? John Pruitt: I just want to help you. Daryl: Don't listen to him, he just wants to scrape our faces off. (full quote)
35712 Chris: [to Joe Gibb] where are we going? Daryl: To hell! Pretty exciting, don'tcha think? (full quote)
35712 Brad: [to Mike] You're such a loser. Daryl: Here we go again... Brad: I can only dream about having somebody like Chris as a girlfriend... but you've got her... and you treat her like this? Mike: Don't waste your time, half pint. Her legs are locked together at the knee. Brad: [grabs him by the collar] I'd love to hit you... I'd love to pound on your face! Mike: Yeah? Go ahead. Brad: But I won't. You're so slimy, I won't sink to your level. Daryl: I will. [kicks Mike] (full quote)
35712 Brad: [about Daryl] Why do I get this funny feeling we're never going to see him again? (full quote)
35712 Brad: I just think you should give other guys a chance. Chris: Like who? Sarah: Don't say it... don't say it! Brad: Like me? [Chris laughs] Brad: what's so funny? Chris: Well, it's just that... you're just a child. Brad: And your just a girl in love with an asshole. Chris: Brad... Brad: Forget it! (full quote)
35712 Chris: Brad, no chocolate! Your acne! Sarah, it's time for your cough syrup... Daryl, fasten the seat belt! Sarah: She's definitely losing it. Chris: I am not losing anything, I am still in control here! Got it? (full quote)
44324 Take the Brady Bunch upstairs. (full quote)
46067 Chris: Gee Darryl, what are you - a gear head AND a sex fiend? (full quote)
46067 Mike: Girls like you come along once in a lifetime. Chris: Or twice in the same night. (full quote)
46067 But when the babysitter looked more closely at the kids, she saw that...THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY FACES. It was just a pool of mushy goo. (full quote)