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Baby Boom - 1987 Movie Quotes


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4396 You see, I can't have a baby because i have a 12 o'clock meeting. (full quote)
4396 So.. How long are you in diapers for... (shakes her head at the mistake) in town for. (full quote)
4396 1) Oh.. hello Miss Wyatt.. this is wayne 2) Dwayne 1) we met in the park and he was just leaving 3) Go with him.. (full quote)
4921 Ken, I need the P&Ls on Atlantic overseas. I also need the latest ZBPs and PBPs, and Robin, I want you to get me the CEO of IBC ASAP! (full quote)
5046 I have been yepped and noped to death by you guys, I have had it with whiskers and plaids. Look at me, I'm going nuts! I'm not prepared for wells that run dry, I just want to turn on the faucet to have water. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW where IT'S COMING FROM!!! (full quote)
5046 Nothing. Child can't even hold a cup. (full quote)
11289 Now look. There is nothing in the world to get uptight about. We are two summa cum laudes. We can handle one little baby for eight hours. (full quote)
Abigiggle11 Are you telling me I inherited a baby from a cousin I haven't seen since 1954? (full quote)
Abigiggle11 I'll give you my Visa card. (full quote)
Abigiggle11 I just want to turn on the faucet and have water...I DON'T WANNA KNOW where IT'S COMING FROM!!! (full quote)
13809 I can't have a baby, because I have a 12:30 lunch date. (full quote)
23990 what did she say? She's a vegetarian? (full quote)
  I fainted? really I did? I've never fainted before doctor. (DOCTOR) It's Ok if you want to talk about it...(JC) no.....I can't talk about it ! Oh doctor, you thought that I was pregnant!? Fat chance! But that's not why I'm crying...you see, I haven't had any....I haven't had any....sex. (full quote)
  Well, it's water under the bridge depending how good your offer is! (full quote)
  (JC)The food chain is MY account and I decide what is and what is not considered productive. (KEN) JC, I think you're taking this a little too personal...(JC) You bet I am! I'm your superior in this company and I will not be countermanded- don't you walk away from me you little pisser, if it weren't for me you'll still be selling shirts at Barney's! (full quote)
24986 (JC) A dog? Oh I love looking at them but owning one? Oh, you'll have to walk it and feed it and...(STEVEN) Geez, it was just a thought! (JC) no it's a lovely thought is just that...oh you know me...I'm not great with living things. (full quote)
24986 I just couldn't hand her to a woman that calls her husband sir, it gave me the chills, her life flashed before my eyes and then suddenly I saw her with frosty pink lipstick wearing a dairy queen uniform. (full quote)
24986 (JC) I fainted? Really, I did? Oh I've never fainted before, doctor (DOCTOR)Is there any chance that you may be expecting, Ms. Wyatt? (JC) No.... (DOCTOR) It's Ok if you want to talk to me about it.. (JC) I don't talk about it......I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT! Oh Doctor...you thought that I was pregnant?! Fat chance! Oh but that's not why I'm crying...you see...I haven't had any.....I haven't had any ....sex... (full quote)
24986 Look, I appreciate you taking the time to chat, but I'm not into idle conversations so if it happens again, I think you and I should just ignore each other...because I'm not one of your students who's going to faint every time you say hello- I'm a tough, cold, career woman with nothing in common with a vetinarian from Hadleyville. I have one thing on my mind and that is to get out of this moth-eatin' town and nothing, including you Dr. Charm, holds any interest to me whatsoever...So what do you say about that?! (full quote)
24986 (CLERK) Say, are you feelin' all right? I heard about your collapse at the town meetin'...Dr. Cooper's nurse is also our Mayor, you know. (JC) No, I didn't know that so I'm like...the talk of the town, huh? (CLERK) Yes, so to speak... (full quote)
24986 (Mr. Boone) Oh-oh...your well is dried up. (JC) Oh..oh thank goodness I thought it was serious, well can you fill it up, there's a hose out back...(Mr. Boone) Fill it up? hahahaha..fill it up?! Lady, you're out of water. You'll need to tap into the county line and that's 3 miles down the road..! (JC) Look Mr. Boone..I'm almost out of my mind here..I don't understand these technicalities, just tell me one thing...is this going to be expensive? (MB) Uh...yep.. (JC) Well do you know approximately how much this is going to cost me...uh NO, right...well can you just GUESS! (full quote)
24986 Well it's water under the bridge depending how good your offer is.. (full quote)
24986 But this is not my baby!!! I went to Harvard and Yale and I don't have children... (full quote)
24986 Now listen, this is my most important moment of my entire career, if you don't pop this bottle into your mouth right this very second, you're going to see yourself on the next train to Duluth! (full quote)
24986 You damn right I'm taking this personal. I'm your superior in this company and I will not be countermanded....don't you walk away from me you little pisser, if it weren't for me you'll still be selling shirts at Barneys! (full quote)
29939 1) What is this?! 2) A baby! 3) What is it doing here? 4) Well you know that pin I thought I inherited from my cousin? 5) Yeah..? 6) Well it wasn't a pin. (full quote)
29939 1) Hi, I'm here for the nanny interview 2)So where are you from? 3) I'm originally from Wichita, kansas 4) Uh-huh...and what brought you here to New York? 5) The Lord (full quote)
29939 1) I'm a Vet 2) You're a what?! 3) I'm a Vetenarian 4) I'm spilling my guts to a Vet! I'm lying on a vet's table?! (full quote)
29939 I'm not her mother! And by the way, this baby has just been through a very traumatic experience, so a little compassion will not be out of line, okay?! .....I'll give you a very big tip......I'll give you my Visa card! (full quote)
29939 Steven I can do this! You should see me with the diaper now, I'm so totally good at it! (full quote)
29939 Look, there's nothing to get uptight about, okay. We're two Suma Cum Laudes we can handle a baby for 24 hours... (full quote)
29939 1) When did she have a baby? 2) Oh this isn't JC's baby, it's her cousin's, she's just keeping her for a few days. 3) Well Fritz, as it turns out, I'm keeping her a little bit longer than that. 4) How long? 5) Oh..forever (full quote)
30083 Look honey COWS..MOOOO! (full quote)
10929 You know...you kind of remind me of a bull terrier of some kind. (full quote)
29939 1) I'm almost out of my mind here, Mr. Boone. I don't understand these technicalities. Just tell me one thing...is this going to be expensive? 2) Uuuh, yep. 1) Well do you know approximately how much this is going to cost me? 2) uuuh, nope 1) No, right, well JUST GUESS! (full quote)
29939 Oh doctor! You thought that I was pregnant?! Fat chance! But that's not why I'm crying, you see, I haven't had...I haven't had any...sex.. I can't even get the word out! Not that I was ever into it! But when is gone and you have no prospect of it in the future...it's very upsetting!!!! (full quote)
29939 1) I need to get out of here! I need to work! I need people! I need a social life! I need SEX! 2) But, but..but I'm a married man! (full quote)
29939 1) I've been completely humiliated! 2) Why? Because you told me you haven't had sex in over a year? 1) It hasn't been over a year! where did you hear it was over a year, at the town meeting? (full quote)
10929 Everchanging Times. (full quote)
10929 Only For life. (full quote)
  I can't have a baby, I have a 12:30 lunch appointment (full quote)