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Can't Buy Me Love - 1987 Movie Quotes

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2946 Our little plan worked, didn't it, RONALD? (full quote)
2946 I mean at least I got, at least I got paid (full quote)
2946 I'm usually picked up in some sort of mechanized transportation, ya know (full quote)
2946 Man, look who's the dick with ears! (full quote)
2946 Ah yes, I see erection (full quote)
2946 I grew spores and fungi in my parents refrigerator (full quote)
2946 Now he's homeless (full quote)
2946 Didn't you take economics? You could've had me for $49.95! (full quote)
  Ronnie:For one month, you were draped ALL over me like a cheap fucking SUIT, now I'm not dignified? Cindy: Not necessarily, would you show some maturity? Ronnie:Like your precious Bobby? Cindy:Yeah? Ronnie:Yeah! If I was as mature as him, I probably wouldn't have called you either! (full quote)
  You shit on my house! (full quote)
  I mean, he went from like, totally geek, to totally sheik (full quote)
  I don't know what she ever saw in him, he's such a, such a heartbreaker! (full quote)
5579 It's the African Anteater Ritual! (full quote)
  The ronalad miller story, My Life On A Mower. No bro, who could beat a night with drinks, chips, dips, and dorks? hahaha that makup is good for my completion Kenneth, we sit in the visitors section for our own football games (full quote)
  Cindy: It's the airplane junkyard Ronnie: GRAVEyard (full quote)
  Cindy: It's the airplane junkyard Ronnie: GRAVEyard (full quote)
10719 1)you work, you earn, you save 2)You Ask! Hey big Dave, how about spotting me a twenty? (full quote)
2686 And that dance, that stupid dance. what a bunch of followers you guys are. well atleast i got....atleast i got paid (full quote)
14740 P1: I don't want to ride anything! P2: Looks like you're the only one. (full quote)
14740 1) And you have the most beautiful rhododendron's in town. 2) Rhodo-who? 1) Dendron's. (full quote)
14740 I'm into wine. It's my new thing. (full quote)
14740 He went from totally geek, to totall chic! (full quote)
14740 1. Who, Iris??? Yeah, she's a real conquest. She gives more rides than Greyhound. 2. Well at least her ticket didn't cost me a thousand bucks. (full quote)
14740 Look! It's the African ant eating ritual! (full quote)
  I have moves that defy the Law of Gravity (full quote)
22913 You threw SHIT on my house man! You threw shit on my house. (full quote)
24986 what are you talking about, are you high?! (full quote)
24986 I want to rent you! (full quote)
24986 You want to rent ME?! (full quote)
24986 You pretend you like me and we go out just for a month- and that'll make me popular... (full quote)
24986 Just going out with me it's not going to make you popular... (full quote)
24986 Well I have a thousand dollars that says it will (full quote)
24986 He went from totally geek to totally chic (full quote)
24986 Oh cards with the 'tards'! (full quote)
24986 You took him from 'geek' status, to 'king' status, to no status! (full quote)
24986 I need to talk to you. Everytime I call you're either taking a bath, washing your hair or you're out of the country. That was a good one, by the way.. (full quote)
  GIRL 1: That's Ronald Miller?! GIRL 2: No Way! (full quote)
24986 1) Cindy, I thought I told you only the Neiman-Marcus! 2) But mom, school starts on Monday. 3) This what I'm talking about RESPONSABILITY! Honey, you're a senior now, why can't you be more mature like the Miller boy. 4) Mother, get serious! (full quote)
24986 Okay, since you're all scared to bring it up....Cindy, what were you doing with the lawn-boy? (full quote)
24986 One more thing, my name is 'Ronald' not 'Donald' (full quote)
  Mom:Shut up Chuck... Chuck: But mom, I was talking to Dad Dad: Shut up Chuck (full quote)
  I happen to know, that in the whole town, there's only one other titty, quite this pretty. And here it is! (full quote)
  Turn on channel 5 Bobby's on! (full quote)
  Quinton, is IN! Let the fun, BEGIN! (full quote)
  OH ur off to go play cards with the tards (full quote)
  Quin-ton is in, let the fun begin. (full quote)
10929 Surfin Safari. (full quote)
10929 Certain Things Are Likely. (full quote)
10929 Secret Agent Man. (full quote)
10929 All Night Long. (full quote)
10929 Dancin' With Myself. (full quote)
24986 Take a good look, do you see the word 'information' stamped on my forehead? (full quote)
24986 No hold-handing, no kissing, and I get my lunch hour off! (full quote)
24986 1) What a severe suede! 2) Um...Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. You know they're supposed to have good leathers down there. 3) Oh yeah, the best leathers come from Italy, Rome, and Des Moines! (full quote)
24986 Cindy Mancini, senior, captain of the cheerleaders, the most beautiful girl in the history of this county... (full quote)
24986 1) Isn't he a hunk?! 2) Good word, mom. (full quote)
24986 1) I was going to ask him out first!! 2) Relax Patty, it's only September. (full quote)
24986 1) Ooh, beauty runs in this family 2) Oh I see you met my baby! 3) baby? I thought she was your little sister. 4) Oh Rock! (full quote)
24986 Look, Ronald is in Nomad's land....and he's still alive! (full quote)
24986 1) Aren't you in the wrong section?! Losers are to the left! 2) Then I guess you'll be making a right, that's the ASSHOLE section. (full quote)
24986 1) Are you into long distance relationships? 2) No 3) Then why don't you reach and touch someone? 4)! (full quote)
24986 I think you've mowed one to many lawns.. (full quote)
24986 Okay, since you're all wimping out...Cindy, what were you doing with the lawn boy? (full quote)
24986 Ohmigod! Cindy's name on TV! (full quote)
24986 Oh wow...three C's and two B's. I've been getting straight A's since birth. (full quote)
The Raven cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?!! (full quote)
The Raven Like we're not supposed to know he's SPYING on us in his SPAZ-mobile. (full quote)
The Raven Nerds, jocks. My side, your side. It's all bullshit. Its hard enough just trying to be yourself. (full quote)
The Raven Guy): what's his name.....Biff? Girl): Don't give me that! His name happens to be .... Brent! Guy): what's the difference?! (full quote)
33751 Didn't you take economics? You could've had me for $49.95! (full quote)
38983 Something stinks in Suburbia (full quote)
38983 That ain't no Dick Clark. (full quote)
bigclaude You ignored the Donald Miller dork for 17 years. Now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller Express. (full quote)