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Full Metal Jacket - 1987 Movie Quotes


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evilroy Shit boy, I like you. Why don't you come on over and fuck my sister! (full quote)
4072 your days of finger bangin Mary jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!!! (full quote)
  Five foot nine I didn't know they stack shit that high (full quote)
  all that hates gonna burn you up inside, boy it keeps me warm at night (full quote)
4354 This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun. (full quote)
evilroy Anyone who runs is a V.C. Anyone who stands still is a well disciplined V.C (full quote)
evilroy what is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention as a child? (full quote)
  I bet you are one of them guys that will fuck a guy rigt in the ass and not even give him the common courtisy of a reach around! commc (full quote)
4619 I admire your honesty. Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. (full quote)
4619 1)Holy dog shit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that about narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? 2) Sir, No, Sir! 1)Are you a peter puffer? 2) Sir, No, Sir! 1) Bullshit! I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtsey to give him a reach around. I'll be watchin you. (full quote)
4619 1)Did your parents have any kids that lived? 2)Sir Yes Sir! 1)Boy I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. what's your name, scumbag? 2)Sir, Leonard Lawrence, Sir! 1)Lawerence? Lawerence of Arabia? 2)Sir, no, sir! 1) That name sounds like royalty. You royalty? 2) Sir, no, sir! 1)You suck dicks? 2)sir, no sir! 1)Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! 2)Sir, no, sir! 1) I don't like the name Lawerence. Only F****** and sailors are called Lawerence! From now on your name's Private Pyle! (full quote)
4619 1)what's your name, scumbag? 2)Sir, Private Brown, sir! 1)Bullshit, from now on your name's Private snowball. You like that name? 2)Sir yes sir! 1) Well, here's one thing you like, private snowball. They don't serve watermelon and fried chicken on a daily basis in my mess hall (full quote)
4741 I bet you could suck a golf ball outa a garden hose (full quote)
  HOw tall are you private? Sir! 5 foot 9 Sir! 5 foot 9 ? i didnt' know they stacked shit that high. (full quote)
Wizard you climb obstacles like old people fuck (full quote)
5038 I don't know but I've been told, Eskimo pussy is mighty cold. (full quote)
5110 The dead know only one thing: it's better to be alive. (full quote)
5110 These are great days we're living, bros! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting. (full quote)
5110 Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo! (full quote)
5110 My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid. (full quote)
5110 God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps! (full quote)
5110 Today you people are no longer maggots. Today you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood. (full quote)
5110 There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless. (full quote)
5110 1: f Hartman finds us here, we'll be in a world of shit. 2: I am... in a world... of shit. (full quote)
5110 I guess they'd rather be alive than free. Poor dumb bastards. (full quote)
5110 Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant? (full quote)
5110 Jesus Christ, don't try too hard. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there, wouldn't he? (full quote)
5110 A rifle is only a tool. It's a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because Marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand? (full quote)
5110 Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it? (full quote)
5110 I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you! (full quote)
5110 Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. (full quote)
5110 You had best unfuck yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up! (full quote)
5110 You know there's not a single horse in the entire country of Vietnam? There's definitely something wrong with that. (full quote)
5110 I think what she's trying to say is that you black boys pack too much meat. (full quote)
5110 Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over. (full quote)
5110 You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you! (full quote)
5110 1: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole. 2: Only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit. 1: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk? (full quote)
5110 I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill. (full quote)
5110 If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang. (full quote)
5110 A day without blood is like a day without sunshine. (full quote)
  If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day, you are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth! You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but un-organized grab asstic pieces of anphibian shit! (full quote)
  A jelly donut!!! (full quote)
  No more Boom Boom for this Baby-San. (full quote)
  this is my rifle this is my gun... this is for fightin' this is for fun (full quote)
  Private Pile! were you born a fat disgusting slob or did u have to work on it (full quote)
  Who's gonna play the Indians? Hell, we'll let the gooks be the Indians!!! (full quote)
  your ass looks like a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubble gum! (full quote)
  hardcore, Joker. Fucking hardcore. (full quote)
  slake: - it's one huge shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite (full quote)
  Private Pyle, you are definitely born again hard. (full quote)
  Joker's so hard he'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose....and ask for seconds. (full quote)
  It looks like the best part of you crawled down the back of your momma's ass and ended up and a brown stain on the mattress (full quote)
  your day of fingerbanging old Mary-Jane Rotten Crotch,through her pretty pink panties, ARE OVER! (full quote)
  hardcore man, hardcore (full quote)
  Where are you from? Texas sir! Holy Dogshit! Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers. You don't look much like a steer, so that kind of narrows down doesn't it. (full quote)
  Where are you from? Texas sir! Holy Dogshit! Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers. You don't look much like a steer, so that kind of narrows down doesn't it. (full quote)
  Private Pyles the best part of you ran down the crack of your moms ass and ended up as a brown stain in the sheets (full quote)
  what is this Mickey Mouse Shit?! (full quote)
  1) Do you like that name, Private Snowball! 2) Sir Yes Sir! 1) Well I'll tell you something you won't like, they do not serve Watermelon and Kentucky Fried Chicken in my Mess Hall! (full quote)
  I wanted to meet people from a fascinating and ancient culture and, kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill. (full quote)
  Me luv u long time, me sucky sucky, me luv u too much! (full quote)
  1)Its Vietnam: The Movie! I'll be John Wayne 2)I'll be Ann Margaret 3)I'll be a horse! 4)Pvt. Rock is gonna be a rock! 5)But who'll play the indians? 6)SHIT! Well let the gooks be the indians! (full quote)
  Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday Dear Jessus, Happy Birthday to you. (full quote)
  this is my rifle this is my gun!. this is for fighting this is for fun!! (full quote)
  1) How do you shoot women and children? 2) You don't lead them as much! (full quote)
  There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless. (full quote)
  Oh that's right Private Pile, don't make any fucking effort to get up to the top of the fucking obsticle. If God wanted you up there he would have miracled you ass up there by now wouldn't he. (full quote)
  Flush out your headgear, new guy! (full quote)
77 I bet your the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god dam common courtesy to give'em a reach around.....I'll be watching you! (full quote)
kazlam If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang. (full quote)
3327 We are jolly green giants walking the earth with guns. (full quote)
4619 1) Private Joker, are you tryin to offend me? 2) SIR NEGATIVE SIR! SIR, the private feels that any answers he gives is wrong, and the senior Drill Instructor will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir. (full quote)
4619 1) What's your excuse? 2) Excuse for what? 1) I'm askin the goddamn questions here you got that? 2) Sir yes sir! 1) Well thank you very much! Now may I be in charge for a while? (full quote)
5110 1: How can you shoot women and children? 2: easy... you don't lead 'em so much. (laughs) Ain't war hell?! (full quote)
5110 1: I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. what'll you take in trade? 2: what do you got? (full quote)
5110 Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time. (full quote)
5110 what we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup. (full quote)
5110 Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit! You goddamned communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! (full quote)
5110 This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen. (full quote)
5110 1: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical. 2: What was the matter with him? 1: He was jerkin' off ten times a day. 3: It's no shit. At least ten times a day. 1: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division. (full quote)
5110 Well, if you ask me, uh, we're shooting the wrong gooks. (full quote)
5373 I bet you're the kinda of guy to fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common curtosy to give him a reach around! (full quote)
5445 Get Some!! Get Some!!! (full quote)
5971 You talk the talk. Can you walk the walk? (full quote)
6731 And why cant you eat jelly donuts, private Pile? Because I'm to heavy sir. No! It's because your a disgusting fat body! (full quote)
7516 Do you want number one fuckee? (full quote)
7516 Shit, this baby san looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch! (full quote)
7776 I Don't know but I been told. Eskimo Pussy is mighty cold. ..Feels good, tastes good, smells good,good for you, good for me. (full quote)
8086 You're not even human fucking beings! (full quote)
8126 You're a regular joker. Well, I got a joke for you. I'm gonna carve you a new asshole. (full quote)
8833 Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister! (full quote)
8833 J: John Wayne voice Is that you John Wayne? D:Who said that? Who the fuck said that! Who's the yellow-bellied communist cock sucker who just signed his own death warrant? (full quote)
9150 sound off like you have a pair (full quote)
9403 Today is Christmas. There will be a magic show at 09:30. (full quote)
9711 I wanna see this head so clean the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to take a shit in here. (full quote)
10252 Choke yourself!!! ... With my hand, numbnuts!!! (full quote)
10353 You look like the kind of guy who would fuck a guy in the ass, and not even have the common courtesy to offer him a reach around. (full quote)
10374 Is that you John Wayne? Is this me? (full quote)
10734 How Tall Are you Private?' 'Sir, Five foot Nine, Sir!' 'Is that so? I didn't think they stacked shit that high (full quote)
11690 The dead know only one thing. It is better to be alive. (full quote)
11919 I am .. . in a world . . . of shit! (full quote)
11971 Whatever you do Pyle, don't fall down, that would break my fucking heart. (full quote)
12353 Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann: How tall are you Private? Private Cowboy: 5 foot 9 Sir Gunnery Sargeant Hartmann: 5 foot 9? I didn't know they could stack shit that high.....Are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere? (full quote)
12672 How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white chick?....Throw them a basketball (full quote)
14240 Hell I like you, you should come over and fuck my sister. (full quote)
14617 Who's the leader of the club thats made for you and me M I C K E Y M O U S E!!!!!!!! (full quote)
14617 We got ourselfs a fucking comedian!!!!!!!! (full quote)
14617 All they have in texas are steers and queers (full quote)
14796 what is your major malfunction numbnuts? (full quote)
15031 Bullshit! Looks like to me the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! (full quote)
15031 Bullshit, looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! (full quote)
16840 I'm in a world of shit . . . yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid. (full quote)
16840 Tonight ... you pukes will sleep with your rifles! You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood! And you will be faithful! (full quote)
18520 (1) what can we get for ten dollars? (2) Anyting you want. Anyting, everyting. (full quote)
minedsquid Me love you long time, me lickie lickie (full quote)
19005 Choke yourself (full quote)
20667 I will unscrew your head, and shit down your neck! (full quote)
20918 I admire your honesty. Hell, I even like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. (full quote)
23145 Today you are no longer maggots. Today you are marines. (full quote)
25248 Flush out your headgear, new guy ! (full quote)
  1)Leonard, if Hartman comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit. 2)I am in a world of shit! (full quote)
  Seven-six-two millimeter, full metal jacket. (full quote)
  Get some Get some Get some hahahahahahahahahaha get some... how can you shoot woman and children..... easy they don`t run that fast... (full quote)
  How can you kill women and children? Its easy, you just dont lead them as much!! (full quote)
  Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy, grabastic piece of amphibian shit that just signed his own death warrant? Was it you, you grimy little fuck? (full quote)
  In other words, it's a huge shit sandwich and we're all going to have to take a bite. (full quote)
  I'll follow you anywhere, scumbag! (full quote)
  I think what she's trying to tell you is that you Black Boys pack too much meat! (full quote)
  Holy Jesus! what is that? what the fuck is that? what is that Private Pyle!!?? Sir,a jelly donut, sir! How did it get there!!?? Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir! Is chow allowed in the barracks Private Pyle? Sir, no sir! Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts Private Pyle??!! Sir, no sir! And why not, Private Pyle??!! Sir, because I'm too heavy sir! Because you are disgusting fat body Private Pyle! (full quote)
  it's a huge shit sandwich and we're all going to have to take a bite. (full quote)
  See, animal mother is a fine human being on the battlefield. He just needs someone to throw grenades at him for the rest of his life (full quote)
  only 2 things come from Texas....Steers and queers...you ain't got antlers.... (full quote)
  Semper Fi !! (full quote)
  I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around (full quote)
  There was a mis quote; Were you born worthless, or did you have to work on it? The correct quote is; Were you born worthless, you piece of shit, or did you have to work on it? (full quote)
  (Just before he blows his own brains all over the wall in front of the sentry.) M-14, gas-operated, magazine-fed, air--cooled, shoulder weapon; seven point six two.... Full.... Metal.... Jacket.... BANG!! (full quote)
  I will gouge out your eyes and skullfuck you (full quote)
  Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and Fuck my sister!! (full quote)
  I love working for Uncle Sam Let’s me know who I am 1,2,3,4, United states Marine Corps. 1,2,3,4, I love the Marine Corps. My Corps Your Corps Our Corps Marine Corps I don’t know but I’ve been told Eskimo pussy is mighty cold Muuum good Feels good It’s good Real good Taste good Mighty good Good for you Good for me (full quote)
  I don’t want no teenage dream I just want my M-14 If I die in the combat zone Box me up and ship me home With my medals upon my chest Tell my mom I’ve done my best (full quote)
  well, the way I see it, we only have two choices (full quote)
  i got your name. i got your ass. you will not laugh. you will not cry. you will learn by the numbers i will teach you. (full quote)
  I wanna slip my tubestick to your sister what'll you take in trade? (full quote)
  bell tower (full quote)
  what is your major malfunction numnuts (full quote)
  tuck your lips back into your.............. (full quote)
  steers and queers (full quote)
  looks to me like the best part of u ran down the crack of your momas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress (full quote)
  1. do you suck dick? 2. sir, no, sir. 1. are you a peter puffer? 2. sir, no, sir. 1. bullshit i bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose (full quote)
  Joker's so tough, he'd eat the boogers out of a dead manns nose. (full quote)
  One,Two,Three, Get on your knees Scum Bag... Now Choke your self... goddamn it with my hand numb nuts... dont pull my fucking hand over there... now lean over and choke yourself (full quote)
  1, Do you have any problem shooting women and children? 2, No, you just don't lead 'em as much. (full quote)
10929 In Vietnam, the wind doesn't blow. It sucks. (full quote)
10929 Paris Island, South carolina. The Marine Corps Training Depot. (full quote)
10929 These boots are made for walking. (full quote)
10929 Paint it black. (full quote)
10929 Fifteen dolla. (full quote)
10929 --Jesus H. Christ. You're not a writer! You're a killer! --A killer, yes, sir! (full quote)
10929 --Gomer Pyle! (full quote)
16541 Hartman)If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! (full quote)
16541 Hartman) I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless! (full quote)
16541 Hartman) How tall are you, Private? Cowboy) Sir, five foot nine, sir! Hartman) Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh? (full quote)
16541 Joker) My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch & the Great homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece & short. I'm in a world of shit . . . yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid. (full quote)
16541 Animal Mother) Flush out your head gear, new guy. You think we waste gooks for freedom? This is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word ... my word is 'poontang.' (full quote)
16541 Crazy Earl) I will never forget this day. The day I came to Hue City & fought one million N.V.A. gooks. I love the little Commie bastards, man, I really do. These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. These are great days we're living, bros!'We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today ... are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting. (full quote)
minedsquid a nigger behind the trigger (full quote)
pentaclepatron666 1)how tall are you 2)5foot 7 SIR! 1)damn i didn't know they stacked shit that high! (full quote)
25488 I want to slip my tube steak into your sister. what will you take in trade? (full quote)
1ajas I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill. (full quote)
1ajas [I]'m gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you! (full quote)
1ajas The Marine Corps does not want robots. The Marine Corps wants killers. The Marine Corp wants to build indestructible men--men without fear. (full quote)
1ajas God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see. (full quote)
1ajas Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it? (full quote)
1ajas You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. (full quote)
1ajas Been gettin' any? Only your sister. Well, better my sister than my mamma, but my mamma's not bad. (full quote)
1ajas You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. (full quote)
1ajas How tall are you private? Sir! Five foot nine, sir! Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh? Sir! No Sir! Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private? Sir! Texas, Sir! Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? Sir! No Sir! Are you a peter puffer? Sir! No Sir! I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. (full quote)
1ajas Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful! (full quote)
1ajas God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! (full quote)
1ajas God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand? Sir! Yes sir! I can't hear you! Sir! Yes sir! (full quote)
1ajas Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? Private (?)? Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir! That's right. And do you know how far away he was? Sir, he was pretty far. From that Book Suppository Building, sir! (laughter) Alright, knock it off. (full quote)
1ajas And always remember this... Marines die. That's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means you live forever. (full quote)
1ajas And always remember this... Marines die. That's what we're here for. But The Marine Corps lives forever. And that means you live forever. (full quote)
1ajas How can you shoot women and children? easy... you just don't lead 'em so much. (full quote)
1ajas Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armour? Joker: A peace symbol sir. Colonel: Where'd you get it? Joker: I don't remember sir. Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet? Joker: 'Born to Kill' sir. Colonel: You write 'Born to Kill' on your helmet, and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke? Joker: No, sir. Colonel: Well what is it supposed to mean? Joker: I don't know, sir. Colonel: You don't know very much do you? Joker: No sir. Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together or I will take a giant shit on you. Joker: Yes sir. Colonel: Now answer my question, or you'll be standing tall before The Man. Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man sir. Colonel: The what? Joker: The duality of man, the Jungian thing, sir. Colonel: Who's side are you on, son? Joker: Our side, sir. Colonel: Don't you love your country? Joker: Yes, sir. Colonel: Well how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and c'mon in for the big win? Joker: Yes, sir. Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese because inside every gook, there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've got to try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over. Joker: Aye aye, sir. (full quote)
1ajas Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister. (full quote)
Braveheart 1) ARE YOU A FAGGOT, BOY? 2) No sir. 1) BULLSHIT! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD SUCK A GOLFball THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!!! (full quote)
Braveheart 1) Do you believe in the Virgin Mary? 2) No, Sir. 1) what! You tell me you believe in the Virgin Mary, boy! 2) I'm sorry, Sir. But I don't. 1) You tell me you believe in the Virgin Mary, boy, or I'm going to pop your God damned eye balls out and skull fuck you! (full quote)
toothboy12 Shit! Only steers and queers come from Texas and you look much like a steer to me so that only leaves one option! (full quote)
toothboy12 Shit! Only steers and queers come from Texas and you look much like a steer to me so that only leaves one option! Do you suck dicks!?! (full quote)
toothboy12 Bullshit I can't hear you!! Sound off like you got a pair!! (full quote)
toothboy12 Who said that!! Who the fuck said that!!! THE FERRY FUCKING GODFATHER SAID IT??? (full quote)
toothboy12 Bullshit, you look like the kind of person who would fuck somebody in the ass without giving them the common courtesy of a reach around!! (full quote)
toothboy12 If you do not whipe the stupid ass grin off your face, I will gauge out your eyeballs, AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!! (full quote)
toothboy12 Bullshit, from now on your Private Snowball! (full quote)
toothboy12 Im asking the fucking questions here Private, do you understand??? (full quote)
toothboy12 Five-foot-eleven?? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!! (full quote)
toothboy12 Are you a peter puffer?? (full quote)
toothboy12 Do you suck dicks??? Are you a peter puffer?? (full quote)
toothboy12 Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose!! (full quote)
toothboy12 You;re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!! (full quote)
toothboy12 I got you're name! I got you're ass!!! (full quote)
toothboy12 You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down you're neck!!! (full quote)
toothboy12 It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress!! (full quote)
toothboy12 Did you're parents have any children that lived??? I bet they regret that!! (full quote)
toothboy12 Jesus H Christ!! (full quote)
toothboy12 Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister (full quote)
toothboy12 Holy dog shit!! (full quote)
toothboy12 what is you're major malfunction numbnuts!!! (full quote)
toothboy12 You're ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum, did you know that?? (full quote)
toothboy12 Were you born fat!! Or did you have to work on that!! (full quote)
toothboy12 You are nothing but unorganized grabbasstic peices of amphibian shit! (full quote)
toothboy12 You had best square you're ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks! (full quote)
toothboy12 I am going to rip your balls off!! So you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!!! (full quote)
toothboy12 your days of fingerbanging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch are over!! (full quote)
29929 Marines will die thats what we are here for - but the Marine corps lives forever and that means you live forever (full quote)
33501 This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for fighting. This is for fun. (full quote)
33501 Please don't make any fucking attempt to negotiate the obstacle private Pile if God wanted you up there he'd have miracled your ass up there by now wouldn't he! (full quote)
33501 You gotta be shittin' me Pile you can't do one pull up. (full quote)
33944 Yes, I am in a world of shit... but I am alive... and I am not afraid! (full quote)
33944 1/_I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be *sir*.... Do you maggots understand that?! All/_Sir, yes sir! 1/_Bullshit I can't hear you!! All/_SIR, YES SIR! 1/_Bullshit I STILL can't hear you, sound off like you got a pair! If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day, you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand me?! All/_SIR YES SIR! 1/_Bullshit, I can't hear you! All/_SIR YES SIR!! 1/_Bullshit, I still can't hear you, sound off like ya got a pair! All/_SIR YES SIR!!! (full quote)
37757 full Metal Jacket (full quote)
38042 Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored his platoon. I have tried to help Private Pyle. I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET down ON YOUR FACES! (full quote)
38609 God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!! (full quote)
44613 How can you shoot women and children? easy, you just don't lead them as much! (full quote)
DoOrDoNot I will cut your balls of, so you do not contaminate the rest of the world! (full quote)
46264 The dead know only one thing, it is better to be alive. (full quote)
47748 only two things come from Texas, steers and queers... (full quote)
texaco7 Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimmy, little, comet of shit, twinkle-toed, cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? (full quote)
marvin mcgoo Crazy Earl: These are great days we're living, bros! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.Private Joker: I wanted to meet stimulating and interesting people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill. (full quote)
marvin mcgoo 1.Did your parents have any children that lived? 2.Sir yes sir! 1.I be they regret that! 1.You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece. 1.whats your name fat body? 2.SIR LAURENCE SIR! 1.Laurence what? Laurence of Arabia? (full quote)
marvin mcgoo We fill 'em full of holes and shoot 'em fulla lead. Were heart breakers and heart takers. (full quote)
marvin mcgoo We fill 'em fulla holes and shoot 'em fulla lead.We're heart breakers and heart takers (full quote)
marvin mcgoo 1.Fifteen dollah to boo koo.Fifteen dollars for the both of us. 2.NO,each you fifteen dollah. (full quote)
marvin mcgoo 1.Do you wonna nomber won fuckie? 2.Do you wonna nomber won fuckie? 1.fuckie,suckie,take it in her pushie. she love you long time. (full quote)
bigclaude your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum. (full quote)
bigclaude It's looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. (full quote)
bigclaude You climb obstacles like old people fuck! (full quote)
jrm261 Person 1: You guys should do a story on me sometime. Person 2: Why should we do a story about you? Person 1: Cause I'm so fuckin' good...that ain't no shit neither. I done got me 157 dead gooks killed and 50 water buffalos too. They were all certified. (full quote)
Mokumbo No. Too beaucoup... (full quote)
Turkish 1.How tall are soldier!?! 2. Sir, 5 foot 9 sir!! 1. 5 foot 9 I did know they stacked shit that high!! You tryin to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere huh!?! 2. Sir no sir!! 1. Bullshit it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mothers ass and became a brown stain on the mattress, I think you been cheated!! Where the hell are you from anyway private!?! 2.Sir, Texas sir!! 1. Holy dog shit! Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks!?! 2. Sir, no sir 1. Are you a peter puffer!?! 2. Sir no Sir 1. i bet your the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god dam common courtesy to give him a reach around! I'll be watchin you. (full quote)
Turkish 1. Did your parents have any children that lived!?! 2. Sir yes Sir 1.I bet they regret that! your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! (full quote)
chasprice 1) ave you seen any combat? 2) Well, I've seen a little on TV!" (full quote)
chasprice Colonel, does this mean that Ann Maragret's not coming? (full quote)