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Lethal Weapon - 1987 Movie Quotes


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evilroy #1 God hates me, he hates me . .. #2 Hate him back, it works for me. (full quote)
5218 When I was nineteen, I did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out with a rifle shot in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could've made that shot. (full quote)
disue5 You think I'm crazy? You wanna see crazy? (hits himself on the head and face like Curly from the 3 Stooges). Now that's a real badge and I'm a real cop and this is a real gun. (full quote)
disue5 Are you telling me that you think ***** is playing some kind of game? May I remind you that his wife of eleven years was recently killed in a car accident...the man is suicidal. (full quote)
disue5 your file said you're heavy into martial arts, Tai Chi...killer stuff...I suppose we have to register you as a... (full quote)
clarkins I'm too old for this shit. (full quote)
7973 All dressed up and nobody to blow (full quote)
5473 You got off easy you son of a bitch! (full quote)
8043 1.See how easy that was? Boom, still alive. Now we question him. You know why we question him? Because I got him in the leg. I didn't shoot him full of holes or try to jump off a building with him. 2.Hey, that's not fair. The building guy lived. (full quote)
9604 Let's make like a shepard and get the flock out of here (full quote)
11527 I'm going to stand over here in the corner and be happy (full quote)
12765 Six shooter, eh? A lot of old timers carry those (full quote)
12153 Riggs: You want me to drive? Murtaugh: No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'LL drive. Riggs: Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal. (full quote)
12153 Murtaugh: Okay, clown, no bullshit! You wanna kill yourself?! Riggs: Oh, for Chriss--- Murtaugh: Shut up! Yes or no--you wanna die?! Riggs: Oh, I got the job done! What the hell do you want?! Murtaugh: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION! Riggs: Well, what do you wanna hear, man?! Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet?! Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it?! This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it?! The job! Doin't the job! Now that's the reason! (full quote)
12153 Murtaugh: You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy! (full quote)
12153 This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun! (full quote)
12153 Riggs: Oh, Roger? Murtaugh: what? Riggs: The guy who shot me. The guy who shot me? It's the same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker. Murtaugh: You sure? Riggs: Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an asshole. (full quote)
12153 Riggs: Oh, Roger? Murtaugh: what? Riggs: The guy who shot me. The guy who shot me? It's the same albino jackrabbit son of a bitch who did Hunsacker. Murtaugh: You sure? Riggs: Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an asshole. (full quote)
12153 [Discussing a theory] Riggs:That's very thin. Murtaugh: Thin is my middle name. Riggs:Considering your wife's cooking, I'm not surprised. (full quote)
12153 I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves. (full quote)
12153 [Riggs is captured by General McAlister] Riggs: You're General Peter McAlister, Commander of Shadow Company. McAlister: I see we've heard of each other. Riggs: Yep. It'll almost be a shame when I nail you. (full quote)
12153 Murtaugh: Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill? Riggs: Well, I haven't killed you yet. (full quote)
12153 Riggs: You don't trust me at all, do you? Murtaugh: Well, I'll tell you what. You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me, or yourself, then I'll start trusting you. Riggs: Fair enough. (full quote)
6650 You have a bad personal phone call or something? What happened? Did the stock market crash or something? Hey don't worry about it, have a french fry. - one person speaking (full quote)
5473 I'm too old for this shit! (full quote)
5473 Get that shit off my lawn! (full quote)
5473 You really are crazy! (full quote)
5473 Looks like we both got fucked! (full quote)
5473 It'll almost be a shame when I nail you! (full quote)
5473 That's a real badge and I'm a real cop and this is a real fucking gun! (full quote)
5473 Perhaps there's an opening in the LA Fire department! (full quote)
5473 Like a shot at the title? (full quote)
5473 Have you ever met anybody that you didn't kill? (full quote)
5473 Do you want to die!? (full quote)
5473 That's not fair the building guy lived! (full quote)
5473 I never forget an asshole! (full quote)
18023 1)Baby what is that. 2)That is an ugly spot. (full quote)
18023 1)Glad you're home at a sensible hour. 2)Well I try to be a sensible dad. (full quote)
19412 where the hell'd you get him? Psychos-R-Us?? (full quote)
19412 Don't worry. I was driving before you were an itch in your daddy's pants. (full quote)
  That's a real badge, I'm a real cop and this is a real *#@*ing gun. Noses in the dirt, asshole. (full quote)
  Roger - I'm too old for this shit. (full quote)
  Roger - You really like my wifes cooking? Riggs - No. (full quote)
  Roger: Remarks like that will not get you invited to christmas dinner. Riggs: My lucks changing for the better every day. (full quote)
  Mel Gibson says Never Better. (full quote)
  Riggs (real tough): I want your title. Mr. Joshua (smirks/obliges): Okay. (full quote)
  I'm to old for this shit! (full quote)
  I'm a real cop! That's a real badge! And this is a real fucking gun! (full quote)
Bridge ...I never forget an asshole. (full quote)
Bridge I'm still here asshole! Or, do you only do kids? (full quote)
Bridge I'll buy ya a new one. (full quote)
Bridge That's right, she actually says SHIT! (full quote)
Bridge Well, I try to be a sensible dad. (full quote)
5473 I don't want to work with you! (full quote)
5473 You're not trying to draw a psycho pension. You really are crazy! (full quote)
5473 where the hell did you get him, Psycho's-R-Us? (full quote)
5473 We're going to get bloody on this one Rog. (full quote)
5473 No Bullshit. Do you want to kill yourself!? (full quote)
5473 It'll almost be a shame when I nail you. (full quote)
5473 Yeah, I'm sure man. I never forget an asshole. (full quote)
5473 I wonder if there's an opening in the LA Fire Department? (full quote)
5473 You do this my way. You shoot and you shoot to kill! (full quote)
5473 I know all about Riggs. He's one tough bastard (full quote)
5473 Do you really want to jump? Well that's fine with me so lets do it, asshole! (full quote)
5473 Do you really want to jump? Well that's fine with me so lets do it asshole! (full quote)
5473 1) Thin's my middle name. 2)with your wife's cooking I'm not surprised! (full quote)
5473 You through? I Haven't even started! (full quote)
5473 Damm it, it's Riggs! (full quote)
5473 No way you live. No way (full quote)
5473 Time for you to die! (full quote)
5473 Looking for your general friend? Well he's barbecuing his nuts on hollywood boulevard! (full quote)
5473 I'm not crazy (full quote)
5473 God hates me that what it is, Hate him back it works for me! (full quote)
5473 Anyone who drives in this town is suicidal! (full quote)
5473 You make it through tomorrow without killing anybody, especially me or yourself, then I'll start trusting you. (full quote)
5473 I'm too old for this shit! (full quote)
5473 I haven't killed you yet! (full quote)
10929 I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves. (full quote)
10929 It's the only thing I was ever good at. (full quote)
10929 You do this my way. You shoot. You shoot to kill. Get as many of them as you can. All you got to do is just not miss. (full quote)
10929 Endo has forgotten more about pain than most people will ever know. (full quote)
10929 I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves. (full quote)
10929 When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos with a rifle shot in high wind. They told me, maybe eight or...even ten guys in the world could have made that shot...It's the only thing I was ever good at. (full quote)
10929 --Who are you? --Riggs. Homicide. (full quote)
10929 Did you see that? Wasn't that great? (full quote)
10929 Get that trash off my lawn! (full quote)
10929 Merry Christmas, Victoria Lynn. I love you. (full quote)
10929 --Roger. --what? --Uh, 10-4. (full quote)
10929 The guys of the 80s aren't tough. They are sensitive people. (full quote)
10929 Jingle Bell Rock. (full quote)
12163 1. 100,000! 100,000 dollars! 2. A hundred thousand dollars? I can't afford that, not on my salary. But I'll get the stuff off of your hands for free! (reveals badge) 3. Whoa, whoa, take it easy! 2. This badge ain't real! (laughs) 2. (points gun) Now, I'm a real cop, this is a real badge and that's a real f***in gun. (full quote)
13284 What do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes, I feel like eating a bullet? Well, I do, and I got a hollow one picked out for the occasion, make sure that it blows out the back of my damn head out real nice! (full quote)
1ajas Six-shooter huh? A lot of old timers carry those. (full quote)
1ajas When I was nineteen, I did a guy in Laos from a thousand yards out with a rifle shot in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could've made that shot. (full quote)
1ajas Hello hello. Nice weather we are having. (full quote)
1ajas Excuse me, you scuzz balls mind if I join in? (full quote)
33501 1>Until now we'd been assuming that who ever was in that bed with Amanda Huntsacker was a man let's say it was Dixie. 2>Okay, disgusting but okay. 1>She gives her the poison, but Amanda jumps off the balcony. 2>Or Dixie pushes her. 1>and she says oh shit. 2>That's right she actually stops and says oh shit. 1>Meaning that now Dixie has to cover her ass. 2>So she runs downstairs grabs the nearest flatfoot, and says officer officer I saw the whole thing. 1>Right. 2>That's pretty thin. 1>Hey thin's my middle name. 2>With your wife's cookin' I see why. 1>What? 2>Nothin'. 1>Remarks like that will not get you inveted to Christmas dinner. 2>My lucks changin' for the better already. 1>Read 'em and weep... what do you do sleep with that thing? 2>I would if I slept. (full quote)
33501 ...you cuff hiim while I stand over here being happy. (full quote)
bigclaude All dressed up and noone to blow. (full quote)
jaimesamurai Hey look man, let's cut the bullshit; we both know why I was transferred; everybody thiks I'm sucidal, in which case I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me; or, they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me; basically, I'm fucked........ Guess what.........what?.......I don't wanna work with you........ Hey, don't.........I ain't got no choice, looks like we're BOTH fucked......... Terrific.......... God hates me, that's what it is.............. Hate him back, it works for me. (full quote)
chasprice 1) You ever met anybody you didn't kill? 2) Well, I haven't killed you yet. (full quote)