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Moonstruck - 1987 Movie Quotes


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  EVERYTHING is "e;temporary"e;. That don't excuse NOTHIN'! (full quote)
  Your life is goin' down the TOILET, Loretta! (full quote)
  I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! (full quote)
  I seen a wolf in everybody I met, and I see a wolf in YOU! (full quote)
  Old man. . . you give those dogs another plate of my food and I'll kick you 'til your dead. (full quote)
  Old man. . . you give those dogs another plate of my food and I'll kick you 'til you're dead. (full quote)
  Snap out of it! (full quote)
  He: BRING ME THE BIG KNIFE! She: I tell ya I won't do it! He: She won't do it (full quote)
6593 A WOLF WITHOUT A foot! (full quote)
5757 Now he's gonna play that god damn Vicky Carr record and when he comes to bed he won't touch me. (full quote)
  Do you love him Lorena? Oh Ma, I love him somethin awful. That's too bad. (full quote)
  1. Do you love him? 2. No. 1. Good. When you love 'em they drive you crazy (full quote)
  If you're such a genious, how come you got butter on your tie? (full quote)
13776 I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn't know this either. But love don't make things nice, it ruins everything, it breaks your heart, it makes things a mess. We're not here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. We are here to ruin ourselves and break our hearts and love the wrong people and die! The storybooks are bullshit. (full quote)
953 When you drop dead, I'll come to your funeral in a red dress. (full quote)
15273 Rose, Rose, Rose! Who's dead? (full quote)
15273 Bobo - take the cart away! (full quote)
16367 Old man, you give those dogs anymore of my food and I'll kick you till your dead. (full quote)
16367 I ain't no freaking monument to justice! (full quote)
16251 NOW GO UPSTAIRS AND GET INTO MY BED! (full quote)
  what is life? They say BREAD is life. And I bake bread, bread, BREAD! And I sweat! And I shovel this stinking dough in and out of this hot hole in the wall! And I should be so HAPPY, huh sweetie?! Where's MY wedding? (pause) Chrissy! By the wall, bring me the big knife! (full quote)
  I mean, you waited for the right man the first time,why didnt you wait for the right man again? Because he didnt come. I'm here! You're late. (full quote)
23990 1)Do you love him Loretta? 2)Ma, I love him awful. 1)Aw, geez, that's too bad. (full quote)
23990 1) It's a pinky ring - it looks stupid! 2) It's temporary! 1) Everything is temporary, that don't excuse nothing! (full quote)
23990 1) Do you love him, Loretta? 2) No. 1) Good. When you love 'em they drive you crazy, 'cause they know they can. (full quote)
  When you propose to a woman you should offer her a ring of engagment! (full quote)
24366 You've got a love bite on your neck. (full quote)
24366 #1. I put a curse on that plane. I want it to fall into the sea. #2. I don't believe in curses. #1. Neither do I. (full quote)
KrazyKunt Cage)I love you Loretta Cher) *whack* *pause* *WHACK* SNAP OUTTA IT (full quote)
23990 what's the matter with you? I mean, you think you're the only one to ever shed a tear? (full quote)
23990 I was raised that a girl gets married young. I held out for love. I got married when I was twenty-eight. I met a man. I loved him. I married him. And then he wanted to have a baby right away and I said no, that we should wait. And then he gets hit by a bus. So, what do I got? I got no man, no baby, no nothing. You know, how did I know that this man was a gift I couldn't keep - my one chance of happiness? (full quote)
23990 You can't see what you are and I see everything. You're a wolf. (full quote)
23990 I have no life. My brother took my life. (full quote)
23990 Is it only a matter of time before a man opens his eyes and gives up his one dream . . . his one dream of happiness? Maybe . . . Maybe. (full quote)
24366 La bella luna! The moon brings the woman to the man, capice? (full quote)
24366 #1. How was your plane ride? #2. The waitresses were very nice. (full quote)
24366 #1. Did you tell your mother we're getting married? #2. I'm waiting for a time when she's peaceful. #1. Just don't wait until she's dead! (full quote)
24366 #1. How's the mother? #2. She's dying...but I can still hear her big mouth. (full quote)
  johnny:one day you'll see that this was for the better. Loretta:one day you'll drop dead and i'll come to your funeral in a red dress! (full quote)
  He: YOU RUINED MY life! She: THATS IMPOSSIBLE! YOUR THE GUY HERE! YOU RUINED MY life!! (full quote)
  You never seen a wolf in your life. (full quote)
  It costs money...because it saves money. (full quote)
  He doesn't like you, but thank you for answering my question. (full quote)
  You got a love bite on your neck.... cover up that damn thing! Your life's goin' down the toilet. (full quote)
  I'm a genious, I make them look better than they did in real life !! (full quote)
  Oh Cosmo you have such a head for knowing (full quote)
  Rose: How's the motha? Loretta: Dying, but I can still hear her big mouth. (full quote)
  One day you'll drop dead and i'll come to your funeral in a red dress! (full quote)
10929 It's Cosmo's moon! (full quote)
10929 To family! (full quote)
10929 I'm confused. (full quote)
lostinwoods In time you'll drop dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress (full quote)
MovieMan31 If you're such a genius how come you got butter on your tie? (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Red roses. Very romantic huh. The man who sends these really knows what he's doing. 2)The man who sends those spends a lot of money on something that ends up in the garbage. 1)I'm glad everybody ain't like you, Loretta. I'd be outta business. 2)Whadda you talkin? I love flowers. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Hello, Bobo. How are you tonight? 2)Very good, Mr. Johnny. 1)We will both have the Ticino Salad Bobo. And I'll have the special fish. 3)You don't want the fish. 1)No? 3)It's the oily fish tonight. Not before the plane ride. 1)Maybe you're right. 3)He'll have the manicotti Bobo. 2)Yes, Miss Loretta. 3)That will give you a base. For your stomach. You eat that oily fish, you go up in the air, halfway to Sicily you'll be green and your hands will be sweating. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Hello, Bobo. How are you tonight? 2)Very good, Mr. Johnny. 1)We will both have the Ticino Salad Bobo. And I'll have the special fish. 3)You don't want the fish. 1)No? 3)It's the oily fish tonight. Not before the plane ride. 1)Maybe you're right. 3)He'll have the manicotti Bobo. 2)Yes, Miss Loretta. 3)That will give you a base. For your stomach. You eat that oily fish, you go up in the air, halfway to Sicily you'll be green and your hands will be sweating. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)I was just making a point about the way you said... the way you stated your aspirations. 2)Oh yeah? Well you can kiss my aspirations! 1)Kiss my aspirations? Oh, very clever. The height of cleverness. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Could you do away with her dinner, and any evidence of her, and bring me an big glass of vodka? (full quote)
MovieMan31 A man who can't control his woman is funny. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Tonight Mr. Johnny's gonna propose marriage. 2)How you know that? 1)He arranged it with me. When he asks her, he's gonna wave. good bachelor customer for twenty years. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)You never have dessert. 2)Never is a long time. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Are you proposing marriage to me? 2)Yes? 1)You know I was married and that my husband died. But what you don't know is I think he and I had bad luck. 2)What do you mean? 1)We got married at the City Hall and I think it gave bad luck the whole marriage. 2)I don't understand. 1)Right from the start we didn't do it right. Could you kneel down? 2)On the floor? 1)Yeah, on the floor. 2)This is a good suit. 1)I know it's a good suit I helped you pick it out. It came with two pairs of pants. It's for luck, Johnny. When you propose marriage to a woman, you should kneel down. (full quote)
MovieMan31 She's got him on his knees. He's ruining his suit. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Loretta. Loretta Castorini Clark. On my knees. In front of all these people. Will you marry me? 2)Yes, Johnny. Yes, John Anthony Cammareri. I will marry you. I will be your wife. (full quote)
MovieMan31 My mother is dying. When she is dead, I'll come back and we'll be married. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)There's one thing about this wedding I want you to do. Call this number. It's a business number. Ask for Ronny. Invite him to the wedding. 2)Who is he? 1)He's my younger brother. 2)You have a brother? 1)We haven't spoken in five years. There was some bad blood. I want you to call him and invite him to the wedding. Will you do it? (full quote)
MovieMan31 I have put a curse on that plane. My sister is on that plane. I have put a curse on that plane that it should explode. Burn on fire and fall into the sea. Fifty years ago she stole a man from me. Today she told me that she didn't even love him. She took him to feel strong with me. Now she goes back to Sicily. I have cursed her that the green Atlantic water should swallow her up. (full quote)
MovieMan31 I can't sleep anymore. It's too much like death. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)what's your news? 2)I'm getting married. 1)Again? 2)Yeah. 1)You did this once it didn't work out. 2)The guy died. 1)what killed him? 2)He got hit by a bus. 1)No! Bad luck! Your mom and I been fifty-two years an nobody died. You were married, what, two years, and somebody is dead. Don't get married again, Loretta. It don't work. out for you. (full quote)
MovieMan31 I don't like his face, Loretta. I don't like his lips. When he smiles I can't see his teeth what's he hiding? (full quote)
MovieMan31 Maybe if you gave me away, and I got married in a church, in a wedding dress, instead of at the city Hall with strangers standing outside the door, maybe then I wouldn't had the bad luck I had. (full quote)
MovieMan31 You're rich as Roosevelt. You're just cheap, Cosmo. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Have you called my brother? 2)Not yet. 1)Will you do it today? Call him, make him come to the wedding. Five years is too long for bad blood between brothers. Nothingcan replace your family. I see that now. Loretta you there? Loretta??!! 2)Alright. I'm sorry. I'll call him. Today. Listen, Johnny. Call me after you tell her. Alright? 1)Alright. 2)And don't stand directlyunder the sun. You've got your hat, use your hat. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)I have no life. 2)Excuse me. 1)I have no life. My brother Johnny took my life from me. 2)I don't understand. 1)And now he's getting married. He has his, he's getting his. And he wants me to come? What is life? 2) Look I didn't come here to upset you. 1)They say bread is life. So I bake bread, bread, bread. And I sweat. And I shovel this stinking dough in and outta this hot hole in the wall and I should be so happy, huh, sweetie? You want me to come to the wedding of my brother Johnny?!! Where is my wedding? Chrissy! Over by the wall! Bring me the big knife! 3)No, Ronny! 1)Chrissy, bring me the big knife! I'm gonna cut my throat! 3)I tell you I won't do it! 2)Maybe I should come back another time. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)This wood is fake. Five years ago I was engaged to be married. Johnny came in here, he ordered some bread from me. And I though ok, some bread. I put the bread in the slicer my hand got caught cause I wasn't paying attention. Well the slicer chewed off my hand. It's funny 'cause - when my fiance saw that I was maimed, she left me for another man. 2)That's the bad blood between you and Johnny? 1)That's it. 2)But that wasn't Johnny's fault. 1)I don't care! I ain't no freakin monument to justice! I lost my hand, I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand, Johnny has his bride! You want me to just put away my heartbreak and forget!!! (full quote)
MovieMan31 This is the most tormented man I have ever known. I am in love with this man. He doesn't know that. I never told him cause he can never love anybody since he lost his hand and his girl. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)And then there is copper, which is the only pipe I use. It costs money. It costs money because it saves money! 2)And what did they say? 1)The man understood me. The woman wanted to be cheap, but the man saw that I was right. 2)You have such a head for knowing. You know everything. (full quote)
MovieMan31 They are little birds and stars. Birds flying to the stars, I guess. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)what's that smell? 2)I'm making you a steak. 1)I don't want it. 2)You'll eat it. 1)I like it well done. 2)Well you'll eat this one bloody to feed your blood. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)So. Five years ago your hand got cut off and your woman left you. No woman since then? 2)No. 1)Stupid. 2)When your husband get hit by a bus? 1)Seven years ago. 2)How many men since then? 1)Just Johnny. 2)Stupid yourself. (full quote)
MovieMan31 I was raised that a girl gets married young. I didn't get married until I was twenty-eight. I met a man. I loved him. I married him. He wanted to have a baby right away. I said no. Then he got hit by a bus. How did I know that man was a gift I could not keep. I didn't know...You tell me a story and you think you know what it means, but I see what the true story is, and you can't. She didn't leave you! You can't see what you are and I can see everything. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)what are you doing! 2)I'm telling you your life. 1)Stop it! 2)No! 1)Why are you marrying Johnny? He's a fool! 2)Because I have no luck! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)He made me look the wrong way and I cut off my hand. He could make you look the wrong way and you could cut off your whole head! 2)I am looking where I should to become a bride! 1)A bride without a head! (full quote)
MovieMan31 Oh. Oh God. I don't care. I don't care. Take me. Take me to the bed. (full quote)
MovieMan31 You're mad at him, take it out on me, take your revenge on me! Take everything, leave nothing for him to marry! Hollow me out so there's nothing left but the skin over my bones. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Johnny Cammareri. I think it's great and about time. what's she gonna do with the rest of her life don't get married? 2)I don't wanna talk about it. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Cosmo. Many years ago, when they told me you were marrying my sister, I was happy. When I told Rose I was marrying Rita, she was happy. 2)Well marriage is happy news, right? (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)I never seen anybody so in love like Cosmo back then! He'd stand outside the house all day and look in the windows. I never told you this cause it's not really a story. But one time I woke up in the middle of the night cause this bright Light was in my face. Like a flashlight. I couldn't think a what it was. I looked out the window, and it was the moon! Big as a house! I never seen the moon so big before or since. I was almost scared, like it was gonna crush the house. And I looked down, and standing there in the street was Cosmo, looking up at the windows. This is the funny part. I got mad at you, Cosmo! I thought you brought this big moon over to my house cause you were so in love and woke me up with it. I was half asleep I guess. 2)You were altogether asleep. You were dreaming. 1)No. You were there. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Old man. You give those dogs another piece of my food and I'm gonna kick ya til ya dead!! (full quote)
MovieMan31 You drank too much and you sleep to hard, and later you'll be up when you should be down. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)It's Cosmo's moon. 2)What are you talking about, Cosmo can't own the moon. 1)I mean it's that moon I was talking about at dinner. Is he down there? (full quote)
MovieMan31 You know, in this light, and with that expression on your face, you look about twenty-five years old. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)What? What have we done? 2)Take it easy. 1)This time I was trying to do everything right. thought if I stayed away from the City Hall, I won't have that bad luck I had again. 2)You're making me feel guilty again. 1)I'm marrying your brother! 2)A11 right, I'm guilty. 1)You're invited to the wedding! It's in a few weeks. Why couldn't you be like him and be with your mother in Palermo? 1)She doesn't like me. 1)You don't get along with anybody! 2)What did you do? 1)What did I do? 2)You ruined my life. 1)That's impossible! It was ruined when I got here! You ruined my life! You've got those bad eyes like a gypsy!Why didn't I see it yesterday! Bad luck! Is that all I'm ever gonna have? I should've killed myself years ago. I'm gonna marry him! 2)What? 1)Last night never happened, you hear me? I'm gonna marry him and you and I are gonna take this to our coffins! 2)I can't do that. 1)Well then you and I can never see each other ever again. 2)I can't do that. 1)Why not? 2)Because I'm in love with you! 1)Snap out of it! (full quote)
MovieMan31 Alright. Then I must never see you again. The bad blood will have to stay there between you and Johnny for a11 time. You won't come to the wedding. (full quote)
MovieMan31 I love two things. I love you, and I love the Opera. If I can have the two things that I love together for one night, I will be satisfied to give up, oh God, the rest of my life. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Alright. Meet me at the Met. 2)Alright. where's the Met? (full quote)
MovieMan31 1) Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been two months since my last confession. 2)What sins have you to confess? 1)Twice I took the name of God in vain, once I slept with the brother of my fiance, and once I bounced a check at the liquor store -- but that was really an accident. 2)Then it's not really a sin. But what was that second thing you said, Loretta? (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Hi. 2)Where you been? 1)I don't wanna talk about it. 2)Just like your father. I lied to him. He thinks you came home last night. 1)Thanks. What's the matter with you? 2)Cosmo's cheating on me. 1)What! How do you know? 2)A wife knows. 1)You're imagining it. He's too old. I won't be home for dinner. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)I feel great I got no sleep but I feel like Orlando Furioso! 2)You were a tiger last night. 1)And you were a lamb. As soft as milk. 2)Shut up. They'll hear you in the back. 1)So what? The pleasure of marriage is you sleep with the woman and then you don't worry about nothing. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Listen, I gotta go. I'll take the deposit to the bank but I'll do the books tomorrow. 2)Oh sure, you gotta date? 1)what are you talking about, you fool? Date? Her fiance's in Palermo. what date! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Take out the gray. 2)I've been wanting to do this for three years! Let me show you some magazines! You've got to get a manicure! And your eyebrows! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Thank you. 2)For what? 1)I don't know. For your hair. For your beautiful dress. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)I'm trying to explain to you how I feel. Every time I try to explain how I feel, you explain how you feel. I don't think that's really much of a response. 2)Well, its the only response I've got. 1)I really do hate it though, when you take that tone with me. Like you're above it all and isn't it amusing. 2)But it is, isn't it? 1)Not to me! This is my life, no matter how damned comical it may seem to you. I don't need some man standing above the struggle while I roll around in the mud! 2)I think you like the mud and Idon't. That's fair, isn't it? (full quote)
MovieMan31 Sorry about that, folks. She's a very pretty mental patient. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)I'm sorry if we disturbed you. 2)I'm not disturbed by you. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Ouch. Too young! I just got that. You know how to hurt guy. How old are you? 2)None of your business. (full quote)
MovieMan31 I hate eating alone, and it's amazing how often I end up doing just that. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)There's old saying my mother told me. Would you like to hear it? 2)Yes. 1)Don't shit where you eat. 2)I'll remember that. what do you do? 1)I'm a housewife. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Maybe. Listen. You wanna know why I chase women? I find women charming. I teach these classes I've taught for a million years. The spontaneity went out of it for me a long time ago. I started off, I was excited about something and I wanted to share it. Now it's rote, it's the multiplication table. Except sometimes. Sometimes I'm droning along and I look up, and there's this fresh young beautiful face, and it's all new to her and I'm this great guy who's just brilliant and thinks out loud. And when that happens, when I look out among those chairs and look at a young woman's face, and see Me there in her eyes, Me the way I always wanted to be and maybe once was, then I ask her out on a date. It doesn't last. It can go for a few weeks or a couple of precious months, but then she catches on that I'm just a burnt out old gasbag and that she's as fresh and bright and full of prom1se as moonlight in a martini. And at that moment, she stands up and throws a glass of water in my face, or something to that effect. 2)What you don't know about women is a lot. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)You haven't once said you like my dress. 2)I like your dress. It's very bright. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)That was just so... awful! 2)Awful? 1)Beautiful. Sad. She died! 2)Yeah. 1)I couldn't believe it! I didn't think she was going to die. I knew she was sick... 2)She had TB. 1)I know. She was coughing her brains out. And still, she had to sing all the time. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Pop? 2)Wait for me by the doors, Mona. 1)Pop? what are you doing here? 2)Excuse me. 1)Mona? 2)what'd you do to your hair? 1)I got it done. 2)what are you doing here? 1)what are you doing here? 2)Who is this man? You're engaged! 1)And you're married! 2)You're my daughter. I won't have you acting like a putana! 1)And you're my father! 2)Alright. I didn't see you here. 1)I don't know whether I saw you or not. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)That's my house. 2)You mean the whole house? 1)Yes. 2)My God, it's a mansion! 1)It's a house. 2)I live in a one-bedroom apartment.what exactly does your husband do? 1)He's a plumber. 2)That explains it. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)No. I think the house is empty. I can't invite you in because I'm married and because I know who I am. You're shaking. 2)I'm a little cold. 1)You're a little boy and you like to be bad. 2)We could go to my apartment. You could see how the other half lives. 1)I'm too old for you. 2)I'm too old for me. That's my predicament. (full quote)
MovieMan31 My mother guessed that my father was seeing somebody and I told her she was crazy. She looked like a real piece of cheap goods. But who am I to talk? (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)You're making me feel guilty again. 2)You are guilty. I'm guilty. 1)Of what? Only God can point a finger, Loretta. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)And what do you know? You tell me my life? I'll tell you yours. I'm a wolf? You run to the wolf in me, that don't make you no lamb! You're gonna marry my brother? Why you wanna sell your life short? Playing it safe is just about the most dangerous thing a woman like you could do. You waited for the right man the first time, why didn't you wait for the right man again? 2)He didn't come! 1)I'm here! 2)You're late! (full quote)
MovieMan31 I don't know. Everything seems like nothing now against that I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The Past and Future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing, I see they ain't here. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Come upstairs. I don't care why you come. No, that's not what I mean. Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is and I didn't know this either. But love don't make things nice, it ruins everything, it breaks your heart, it makes things a mess. We're not here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. We are here to ruin ourselves and break our hearts and love the wrong people and die! The storybooks are bullshit! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)what are you doing here? You're supposed to be in Palermo. 2)That's what I came to tell Loretta. There's been a miracle. 1)A miracle. Well, that's news. 2)My mother's recovered from death. 1)You're kidding? 2)The breath had almost totally left her body. She was as white as snow. And then she completely pulled back from death and stood up and put on her clothes and began to cook for everyone in the house. The mourners. And me. And herself! She ate a meal that would choke a pig! 1)That's incredible. 2)Yes. (full quote)
  Old man, you give that dog any more of my food and I'm gonna kick you till you're dead (full quote)
  It's Cosmo's Moon! (full quote)
  back off, Loretta! Was this even in Moonstruck? (full quote)
22756 OLD LADY: what are you talking about?! I've seen the way you look at her and it isn't right! OLD GUY: How do I look at her? OLD LADY: Like a wolf... OLD GUY: Like a wolf huh? OLD LADY: Uh huh. Like a wolf... OLD GUY: You never seen a wolf in your life. OLD LADY: I seen a wolf in everybody I ever met and I see a wolf in YOU! OLD GUY: You know what I see in you? OLD LADY: what? OLD GUY: The girl I married.... (full quote)
22756 OLD LADY: what are you talking about?! I've seen the way you look at her and it isn't right! OLD GUY: How do I look at her? OLD LADY: Like a wolf... OLD GUY: Like a wolf huh? OLD LADY: Uh huh. Like a wolf... OLD GUY: You never seen a wolf in your life. OLD LADY: I seen a wolf in everybody I ever met and I see a wolf in YOU! OLD GUY: You know what I see in you? OLD LADY: what? OLD GUY: The girl I married.... (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)So. Five years ago your hand got cut off and your woman left you. No woman since then? 2)No. 1)Stupid. 2)When did your husband get hit by a bus? 1)Seven years ago. 2)How many men since then? 1)Just Johnny. 2)Stupid yourself. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Old man. You give those dogs another piece of my food and I'm gonna kick ya til ya dead!! (full quote)
MovieMan31 Alright. Then I must never see you again. The bad blood will have to stay there between you and Johnny for all time. You won't come to the wedding. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Maybe. Listen. You wanna know why I chase women? I find women charming. I teach these classes I've taught for a million years. The spontaneity went out of it for me a long time ago. I started off, I was excited about something and I wanted to share it. Now it's rote, it's the multiplication table. Except sometimes. Sometimes I'm droning along and I look up, and there's this fresh young beautiful face, and it's all new to her and I'm this great guy who's just brilliant and thinks out loud. And when that happens, when I look out among those chairs and look at a young woman's face, and see Me there in her eyes, Me the way I always wanted to be and maybe once was, then I ask her out on a date. It doesn't last. It can go for a few weeks or a couple of precious months, but then she catches on that I'm just a burnt out old gasbag and that she's as fresh and bright and full of prom1se as moonlight in a martini. And at that moment, she stands up and throws a glass of water in my face, or something to that effect. 2)What you don't know about women is a lot. (full quote)
MovieMan31 My father-in-law has got a wrong idea in his head. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Listen, Johnny, there's a question I want to ask you. And I want you to tell me the truth if you can. Why do men chase women? 2)Well. There's the Bible story. God took a rib from Adam and made Eve. Maybe men chase women to get the rib back. When God took the rib, he left a hole there, place where there used to be something. and the women have that. Maybe a man isn't complete as a man without a woman. 1)Why would a man need more than one woman?! 2)I don't know. Maybe because he fears death. 1)That's it! That's the reason! 2)I don't know! 1)No, that's it. Thank you. Thank you for answering my question! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)where you been? 2)I don't know, Rose. I don't know where I've been, and I don't know where I'm going. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)I don't know what you mean. 2)I know you don't. That's the point. I'll say no more. 1)You haven't said anything! 2)And that's all I'm saying. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Cosmo? 2)what? 1)I just want you to know. No matter what you do. You are going to die, just like everybody else. 2)Thank you, Rose. 1)You're welcome. 2)I'm going to bed now. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)He doesn't like you. But thank you for answering my question. 2)You don't know where Loretta is? 1)No idea. 2)Then tell her I'll come by in the morning. We need to talk. 1)Okay, I'll tell her. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)What the hell happened to you? 2)Ma, I don't really know where to start. 1)Your hair's different. 2)Everything's different. 1)Are you drunk? 2)No. Are you drunk? 1)No. But I have a hangover. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Johnny Cammareri showed up last night. 2)What? He's in Sicily! 1)Not no more he's not. 2)He's with his dying mother in Sicily! 1)She recovered. 2)WHAT!! She was dying! 1)It was a miracle. 2)A miracle? This is modern times! There ain't supposed to be no miracles!! 1)I guess it ain't modern times in Sicily. (full quote)
MovieMan31 Nice to meet you. You've got a love bite on your neck. Your mother's recovered from death. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)I am old. The Old are not wanted. And what they say has no weight. But, my son, I must speak. You should pay for the wedding of your only daughter. You are breaking your house through pride. There. I've said it. 2)It's okay, Pop. If she getsmarried, I'11 pay for the whole thing. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Have I been a good wife? 2)Yea. 1)I want you to stop seeing her. 2)Okay. 1)And go to confession. 2)A man understands one daythat his life is built on nothing. And that's a bad, crazy day. 1)Your life is not built on nothing. Ti amo. 2)Ti amo. (full quote)
MovieMan31 We didn't know what to think. You were so weird yesterday, and then this morning, we go to the bank and no bag! (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Ronny! Our mother has recovered from death! 2)Good. 1)Have you come to make peace with me? 2)Well. Yeah. You may not want to. (full quote)
MovieMan31 1)Loretta, I can't marry you. 2)what? 1)If I marry you my mother will die. 2)what the hell are you talking about? We're engaged. 3)Loretta, what are you talking about? 2)I'm talking about a promise. You proposed to me! 1)Because my mother was dying! But now she's not! 3)Oh Johnny, you're forty-two years old and your Mother is still running your life. 1)And you are a son who doesn't love his mother! 2)And you're a big liar! I've got a ring right here! 1)Oh yes, I must ask for that back. (full quote)
41896 Cosmo: where's the ring? Loretta: here... Cosmo: Its stupid its a pinky ring! Loretta: Its temporary! Cosmo: Everything is temporary! That dont exuse nothin! (full quote)
41896 You never seen a wolf in your life. (full quote)
41896 Loretta: I don't believe in curses. old lady: neither do I. (full quote)
41896 Somebody tell a joke.. (full quote)
41896 A la famiglia! (full quote)
41896 I'm too old for you. (full quote)
41896 You got butter on your tie. (full quote)
41896 Cosmo can't own the moon. (full quote)
42884 Snap out of it! (full quote)
47788 1)I'm doing what I have to, to become a bride. 2)A bride without a head! 3)A wolf without a foot! (full quote)
jiggy Do you love him Loretta?> Oh Ma, I love him awful.> That's too bad.> (full quote)
docstrangelove is that man praying? (full quote)