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Overboard - 1987 Movie Quotes


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892 You're that sweatie carpenter who hates me. (full quote)
3222 what am I supposed to do? Walk around with their little corpses stuck to my finger nails? (full quote)
4538 Cavier should be round and hard and of adequate size. And it should burst in your mouth at precisely the right moment. (full quote)
4538 Andrew? Are you going to bring me my lemon, or do I have to squeeze it from my hat? (full quote)
4538 She might have no tits, but she sure has a nice ass! (full quote)
4538 1) There's a vessel sighted straight ahead, sir. 2)Identify. 1) There's a fat guy in my way, sir. (full quote)
4927 Are mashed potatoes supposed to be crunchy? (full quote)
4997 Hey Trav don't knock her up (full quote)
  Oohw, my hair. (full quote)
  Yes, (sigh) I suppose I belong in this hovel. I didn't marry very well, did I? (full quote)
5046 I don't know who I am, but I'm SURE I have a laywer! (full quote)
4927 A) I just swallowed a bug! B) Keep your mouth closed. (full quote)
5456 I'm a short...fat...slut. (full quote)
4927 1) what's my name? 2) Annie. 1) Annie what? 2) Annie Goolahee. 1) Annie Goolahee?... where in God's name was I born... Dog Patch? 2) No, over in Goober, Idaho. (full quote)
4538 A falsetto child? (full quote)
4538 You're that sweaty carpenter from Elk Snout! (full quote)
5046 1) I don't belong here, I feel it, don't you think I feel it! I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't WANT to. Oh, my life is like death! My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil. Oh God! 2) But, baby, we like YOU! (full quote)
4904 1)Ugh!I just ate a bug! 2) Keep your mouth closed. Lot of things flying around out here. (full quote)
4904 We moved here? Diliberetly? (full quote)
4904 It's coming back already! Everything slopes down towards the kitchen. (full quote)
4904 I'm a short, fat, slut. (full quote)
4904 1)Ugh! How could you let him do that?! He could be some starnger off the street! (full quote)
4904 1) Nothing's happening. 2)Wellpumpkin, you gotta light the burner. (full quote)
6034 Oh Tofudi where are you when I need you? (full quote)
6034 Ugh, I have little corpses stuck to my nails. (full quote)
4927 A) Nothing's happening. B) Well, honey, you've gotta light the burner. (full quote)
5046 Yes, I know, it never bothered me before. WELL, IT BOTHERS ME NOW! (full quote)
6783 1.) Well, when are you coming home? 2.) When I feel like it. It depends how drunk I get. (full quote)
6783 1.) Mom! Dad! They're making me drink blood! (full quote)
clarkins what could I possibly give you that you don't already have? #2 A little girl (full quote)
4927 Andrew, are you going to bring me my lemon, or do I have to squeeze it from my hat?!! (full quote)
4904 1. Ugh! How could you let him do that! He could be some stranger off the street! 2. Well, he seems to like you- and he's a nice guy. 3. He's good lookin'. (full quote)
4904 You're my Annie and you always will be! (full quote)
4904 Man overboard! Woman overboard! She's wearin an evening gown! Man overboard! It's a hell of a day at sea, sir! (full quote)
4904 1. They're making out their Christmas lists. 2.Oh already! (full quote)
  listen to me medical people! (full quote)
7042 I'm a short, fat, slut. (full quote)
  You may have wanted cedar, but you didn't ask for cedar. (full quote)
7866 You may have WANTED cedar, but you didn't ASK for cedar. (full quote)
  It's not me, Dad, it's Roy. (full quote)
  1. I can't stop itching! 2. Well, what you expect from rolling around in poison oak? (full quote)
  I didn't marry very well, did I? (full quote)
  I'm a short, fat , slut. (full quote)
  OH SUGARLIPS!!! (full quote)
  1. Stop staring at me! Go eat your checkers! (full quote)
  I'm not bored. I'm quite happy. Everybody wants to be me! (full quote)
  1.Was it always like this? 2. Everytime with you is like the first time. (full quote)
  I'm quite happy. Everyone wants to be me (full quote)
  I like it when she does the babbabbabaabba (full quote)
  I like it when she goes a bbu ba ba bu (full quote)
  Roy? (full quote)
  Has it escaped your attention that my children are covered head to toe in poison oak? 2) Well, no, well, i guess 3) My children are in need of medical assistance. And you can sit here and smugly lecture me on the importance of tests? Tests which exist to pigeonhole children's potential, a thing which can not possibly be measured, least of all by anal compulsive hons! And my husband may be a large child, but that's none of your business, and my children may be rotten, but they're MINE! And I think they are bright and sensitive and I have no doubts whatsoever about their itelligence. I DO however, have SERIOUS doubts about yours! (full quote)
  It itches mom! (full quote)
3225 Eat your checkers! (full quote)
4904 1. I was in the Navy? 2. Honey, you gotta remember. You were in the NAVY! 1. No, I don't remember! I don't remember any of this and I don't remember you! (full quote)
4927 How do you spell Porsche? (full quote)
4927 Are mashed potatoes supposed to be crunchy? (full quote)
4927 I like when she goes bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. (full quote)
4927 Eat your checkers! (full quote)
4927 You snore! (full quote)
4927 Well, honey, you've gotta light the burner. (full quote)
4927 A) Name a wonder. B) Stevie Wonder. A) Name another wonder. B) Wonder Bread. (full quote)
4927 A) what could I possibly give you that you don't already have? B) A little girl. (full quote)
4927 They're making me drink blood! (full quote)
4927 We're at sea and I'm a god at sea! (full quote)
6783 1.) Wait when are you coming home? 2.) When I feel like it. It depends on how drunk I get. (full quote)
6783 Ah! My body! (full quote)
Shadrach Man overboard! Woman overboard! Man and woman overboard...kissing! (full quote)
7959 How do you spell porshe? (full quote)
8487 Man overboard kissing woman overboard! (full quote)
9443 I see that Amanda.. (full quote)
9443 I smell hair (full quote)
9443 you said moms dont leave (full quote)
9443 twin, oh twin (full quote)
9443 I was in the Navy?? (full quote)
9509 GUYS, GET THE TURTLE OUT OF THE bathTUB (full quote)
9841 what? No boom-boom? (full quote)
11234 1) We like 'er Dad. 2) Oh you like her, huh? You like her so much you'd rather live with her than your own father? (full quote)
12153 Dean: what's the score Billy? I had my eyes closed. Billy: 32-10. Dean: Who's winning? Billy: The guys with the 32. (full quote)
12153 Dean: billy there is a God and he loves me. billy: You're not going to shave your head are ya? Dean: No. (full quote)
14740 I'm not bored. I'm quite happy. Everybody wants to be me! (full quote)
14740 (Imitating Pee Wee Herman) I like it when she goes bah bah bah bah bah bah bah... (full quote)
14740 Annie, I'm sorry. I got horny. Do you hate me? (full quote)
14740 Andrew! I've seemed to have dropped my ruby earrings somewhere between 64th Street and (blows on nails) and 68th Street. Find them! (full quote)
14806 1) I hunt it, you cook it. 2) You shot a chicken? (full quote)
Waar Man: I hunt it, you cook it. Woman: You shot a chicken? (full quote)
24366 Darling...if you HAVE a baby, you won't BE the baby anymore. (full quote)
24366 1.) I'm finished with your nails, Madam, would you like me to put your jewelry back on? 2.) Not yet, I'm still tacky. (full quote)
24366 You always liked being called Jojo....it was Diddums you hated. (full quote)
24366 1) What made you rise and get the serving tray? 2) I thought you might be hungry. 1) That's excellent, excellent! 3) What's excellent about it? 1) I was hungry! (full quote)
24366 mmmmm......Spaghetti-o Surprise..... (full quote)
24366 (Doing shots on yacht) Lick! Shake! Lick! Drink! Suck!! (full quote)
24986 1) Annie, I can't talk to you while your back is turned, would you please turn around and look at me! 2) No! 3) Why?! 4) Because I'm so ugly! I got Poison Oak, too! Booohooooooo! 5) Oh honey, it's not that bad! It's okay. You're not really ugly...normally, you're very pretty...you're just not now. (full quote)
24986 (1) They're not....they're not mine... (2) Oh honey, I was sure you'd remember them (3) Well I know I would remember having three children- (4) Four honey, don't forget little Joey (full quote)
24986 1) Roy? Roy? 2) My name is Travis... (full quote)
24986 1)We saw this...this thing...floating like this...wearing this little string..and then we...we bring...we bring...up...and we say...'focka' 'focka'! 2) Oh I'm sorry, sir you can't say that on television! 3) no, no, 'focka' means seal in portuguese.. (full quote)
24986 Hey remember when you used to make fake ID's when we were in high school? Well I need a fake bride. (full quote)
24986 1) So tonight is your first night with her, huh? 2) Uh-hu! UH-HU! 3) Well I can't tell you she doesn't have a great body cause' she does....and a pretty decent face...but nah, she's too rich for my blood. (full quote)
24986 Ask me anything! Ask me about my childhood in England...and about my money...money! I HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF money!!! (full quote)
24986 1) Are you sure this is gonna work? 2) My ideas ALWAYS work. I'm gifted! 3) I loved it when you glued Joey to the toilet seat (full quote)
24986 (Grant Stayton The III) Ms. Stayton decided to leave me....let's celebrate! (full quote)
24986 1) This missing link person is not my husband! 2) Well he seems to like you and he's a nice guy (full quote)
24986 Yep, that's her! That's my little cookie cutter (full quote)
24986 Oh Dean, thank you! THANK YOU for making me a mother and a housewife and...why did you do that?! (full quote)
24986 Dr. Death, let's go! (full quote)
24986 You said moms don't leave! (full quote)
24986 She destroyed the scarecrow, dad. She ripped the sucker's head off! (full quote)
24986 I came by to welcomed your family to Elk's Lodge and what do I get? I get attacked with toilet paper by your children!! (full quote)
24986 Well the whole civilized world knows that all closets are made out of cedar! (full quote)
24986 what is it that I normally do? (full quote)
24986 1) We did it on the first date? 2) Well it wasn't a date really, it was in the parking lot at the 7/11 (full quote)
24986 1) We moved here...deliberately? 2) Well sure honey, the other place was a real dump. (full quote)
24986 I cannot, I repeat, can NOT sit in the shade under the sun with nothing to do! So while you repair your silly boat engines I'm gonna do some remodeling. I already sent for a carpenter. (full quote)
26002 Andrew! Are you going to bring me some lemon or do I have to squeeze it from my hat! (full quote)
26002 Joanna; You know forks were invented so that man could at least make a pretence of separating himself from the apes. Dean; So were thumbs. (full quote)
26002 Oh please dont call me Jo Jo. I feel like a Parmaranian. (full quote)
26017 Ever since I walked through that door I'v done nothing but cook, clean, scrub, chop wood. I'v looked after you, your dogs, your kids and your friends so that I might remember one shred of my life here and now its clear to me why I have chosen to block it out! (full quote)
26017 Everyone thinks I'm crazy, do you think there right? Oh no, Madam oh no. Everyone is born with blinders on knowing only that one station in life to which they are born. You, on the other hand Madam have had the rare privilege of removing your bonds for just a spell to see life from an entirely different perspective. How you choose to use that information is entirely up to you. (full quote)
26017 I cannot, I repeat cannot sit here in this cesspool by the sea with nothing to do. So while you repair your silly boat engines I will do some remodelling. I've already sent for a carpenter. Well do whatever, diddums. I'm shooting skeet. (full quote)
26017 I'v got news for you, Lady. Nothing will ever be done to your satisfation. your so bored you gotta invent things to bitch about. You've got nothing to do all day except your hair. No, the wardrobe was fine. You just needed something to fill your useless, empty, nail polishing, toe polishing, rich, bitch, suntanning days. (full quote)
  I almost had to wait! (full quote)
  This is my gun. I have lots and lots of them. (full quote)
  You don't SHOVE the food down Chetocky's throat, you PLACE it on her tongue. Don't they have dogs in Sweedan? (full quote)
  But darling if you have a baby you won't BE the baby anymore. (full quote)
  We're at sea and I'm a god at sea. (full quote)
  what are you looking at ! Go eat you'r checkers (full quote)
  It wasn't me dad -- Roy did it. (full quote)
  Woman overboard, sir! And she's wearing an evening gown! (full quote)
  How did you know I was in a hospital? You left me there. You snake! You left me there, didn't you? (full quote)
  And I refuse, REFUSE to be incarcirated in this semi-private room. You SNORE!!! (full quote)
  Twin, Oh twin?...She means you (full quote)
  1) Take a shot at his name honey. 2) Roy? 1) R? no its Travis, sweet Trav? 3) Now those are tits!! (full quote)
  I lost my wedding ring at sea! (full quote)
  Quit staring at me.... eat your checkers!! (full quote)
  Annie Goolihee? where in God's name did I grow up, Dogpatch? (full quote)
  I just....ate a bug (full quote)
  Eversince I came through that door, I have cooked, cleaned, scrubbed, chopped wood- I've waited on you, your dogs, your kids and your friends- in hopes that I would remember some shred of my life, and now it is entirely clear to me why I have chosen to block it out! (full quote)
4927 I bought my wife a garter once at a yard sale (full quote)
4927 A) I got an A on my English test. B) I got the part of Tiny Tim in the school play. C) I'm flunkin' Math. (full quote)
4927 Honey, you don't get any of those old feelings back when you look at Billy, do you? (full quote)
4927 Let's forget for a moment that it's a rag -- it happens to be 12 sizes too large. (full quote)
4927 A) You got the right sizes, didn't you? B) You didn't say anything about sizes. You just said 'get dresses'. (full quote)
4927 A) Wait! Something is familiar - you...and the...closet. B) Well, you and I used to do it in the closet. A) Oh, stop with the sex stories! (full quote)
10929 Is English your second language? (full quote)
10929 I look like a Bushman. (full quote)
10929 Oh, my hair! (full quote)
10929 You're unbelievable! (full quote)
10929 I'm not going anywhere until... (full quote)
10929 You owe me 600 bucks! (full quote)
10929 billy, there is a God, and he loves me. (full quote)
beekers She's alright - no more "bah bah bah". (full quote)
beekers Inga, we don't shove the food in Shitake's mouth - we place it gently on her tongue. Don't they have dogs in Sweden? (full quote)
beekers 1) Grant brought up having a baby again. 2) Well, darling, if you have a baby you won't be the baby anymore. (full quote)
beekers I'm not a bitch. Andrew! Are you going to bring me my lemonade or do I have to squeeze it from my hat? (full quote)
beekers My apologies, madam, 'Andrew! I seem to have lost my ruby earrings somewhere between 45th and 48th...find them!' (full quote)
24986 1) Miss, miss... do you know your name? 2) Of course I know my name! It's... Oh! This is absurd! I know it! It... Oh, get that thing out of my face! (full quote)
24986 1) I'm not paying for your mistake! 2) I'm not just gonna eat it on this deal. 1) Why not? You've eaten everything else here, and you will eat it because I wanted cedar! 2) You may have WANTED cedar, but you didn't ASK for cedar. 1)The entire civilized world knows that all closets are made out of cedar! 2) In Elk Snout, we don't know about them closets! Nor bathrooms, neither! Shit, woman! You're lucky I am housebroke! (full quote)
24986 1) Well, what do you know? Extend your brain a teensy little bit, if possible! 2) You seem to be suffering from a temporary amnesia, either from the bump into the garbage scow or the shock of the cold water. 1) How temporary is it? 2) Well, we don't know. Otherwise, you seem to be in excellent physical shape. 1) Listen to me, medical people. As of now, I have a life history of a dirty garbage scow and a breakfast of extremely runny eggs over easy! Now I refuse... REFUSE... to be incarcerated in this semi-private room! You snore! (full quote)
24986 1) what's my full name? 2) Oh, come on! 1) what is it? 2) Mrs Annie Proffitt! 1) what's my maiden name? 2) Annie... Goolihy. 1) Annie Goolihy? Where in God's name did I grow up? Dogpatch? 2) No, no, not there! Over in Goober, Idaho. But it's a nuclear waste dump now... (full quote)
24986 Stop staring at me! Eat your chequers! (full quote)
24986 1) Monday is their first day of school and I came here to welcome your family. And what do I get in return? I get toilet-papered by your children! 2) They're just playin' around! 1) Just playin' around? They were about to douse the toilet paper with gasoline - and strike... 2) Wait, wait! Stop. Greg and Charlie. Twins, right? 1) Yeah. 2)They're having this arson period. They don't know this, but I'm ahead of them. I got two fire extinguishers ready to go. (full quote)
24986 1) I don't belong here. I feel it. Don't you think I feel it? I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't want to! My life is like death! My children are the spawn of hell and you're the devil. Oh, God...! 2) Baby, we like you. (full quote)
24986 1) Mrs Burbridge, would you come over here for a moment? Has it escaped your attention that these children have head-to-toe poison oak? 2) Well, no... Yes, but... 1) But what? My children are in need of medical assistance! And you can sit here and smugly lecture me on the importance of tests? Tests which label children's potential - a thing which cannot possibly be measured! Least of all by anal-compulsive Huns! And my husband may be a large child, but that's none of your business. And my children may be rotten, but they're mine! And I think that they're bright and sensitive. So I have no doubts whatsoever about their intelligence! I do, however, have serious doubts about yours! (full quote)
24986 1) Will you just please get your head out? 2) No. No! 1) Why?! 2)Because I'm so ugly. I got poison oak, too! 1) Come on, now. Nobody cares what you look like. I mean, we do like the way you look. Normally you look real pretty. You just don't now. (full quote)
24986 1) Surprise! 2) A washing machine! 1) Do you like it? 2) Honey, it's so expensive. 1) No shit! (full quote)
24986 1) Grant, if you do not produce Joanna in one week, I am going to hire a mass of mercenaries to hunt you down and chop off the protruding parts of your body. Is that clear? 2) I'll find her. I mean, you'll have your daughter soon. Bye! (full quote)
24986 1) I'm glad this happened. I've been tryin' to figure out a way to tell you this for ever. Come here. Sit down. I wanna tell you something. 'JS' is you. These are yours and we're not married. There. God, I finally said it! 2) What's her name? Jacqueline? Josie? 1) Honey, I'm not your husband and you're not my wife! (full quote)
24986 1) We're gettin' Mom back. We miss her. 2) Yeah, she cuts the crusts off the bread. 3) She doesn't take any of my shit either. I need discipline. (full quote)
24986 1) Captain Karl? 2) Yes, ma'am. 1) We've never really had time to talk. 2) No, we haven't. 1) Well, there's no time now. (full quote)
26017 They should have kept you there in that pchco ward. what? How did you know that? You left me there, didnt you? You snake. How could you be such a slime? (full quote)
26017 I've behaved so badly. I dont know how you put up with me for so long. You've done so many wonderful things for me and I've never even once said thankyou. I'm sorry. Apology accepted, Madam. (full quote)
26017 It's easy for you to say. You don't have to sit out here in the brine with your hair frizzing to oblivian. I look like a bushman! (full quote)
26017 Well the entire civilised world knows that closets should be made of cedar. Well up here in Elk Snout we dont about things like that. Nor about bathrooms either. Shit, women your lucky I AM house broken! You were listening. Yeah, well it's a little hard to avoid. Well, you can avoid it in the future because your fired! (full quote)
26017 They dont look anything like me. Well they do take after your mother. Lets just hope they dont turn out to be lushs too. My mothers a lush? WAS,honey. Remember, cyrosis of the liver? what about my father? Oh, he's alive and well and due for parol in what, six years? (full quote)
26017 You jumped my bones the first time we met! what? Right there in the carpark of the Seven Eleven. We did it on the first date? Well, you could hardly call it a date. (full quote)
26017 And later we're going to clean up this room. We like it like this. Yeah, Dad lets us do whatever we want. Well, its starting to trickle down the stairs. (full quote)
31774 Tofutti. Oh Tofutti where are you when I need you? Tofutti Kline -ine -ine. (full quote)
33525 1.Shes getting better though 2.Better? 1.Yeah shes not going bu bub bu bub bu bub (full quote)
33525 I don't wanna go in the water barrel again! (full quote)
33525 1.Hey you guys settle down up there! 2. its not us dad, its Roy (full quote)
35940 Andrew, are you going to bring me my lemon or do I have to squeeze it through my hat? (full quote)
eyesore It's not us dad, it's Roy (full quote)
rhps2000 1) Don't try anything. I brought Olaf. 2) I think we can take Olaf. (full quote)
jmoore It's a hell of a day at sea sir. (full quote)