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Princess Bride, The - 1987 Movie Quotes


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  No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anyone want a peanut? (full quote)
  You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you. You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to die. (full quote)
  My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. (full quote)
3505 1)what about the R.O.U.S.es? 2) Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't even think they exist... (full quote)
892 You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (full quote)
892 As you wish (full quote)
3378 1) Do you promise not to hurt him! 2) what was that? 3) what was that? (full quote)
  I'm not a Witch; I'm your wife (full quote)
3225 1) Are you the miracle man that worked for the king all those years? 2) The king's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful memory...In the mean time, why don't you give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it (full quote)
3225 1) I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? 2) Do you always start your conversations this way? (full quote)
  You're alive; if you want, I can fly. (full quote)
4120 Would you consider me as an alternative to suicide? (full quote)
284 Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florene (full quote)
284 Isn't that a wonderful beginning? (full quote)
284 I will never love again... (full quote)
284 Buttercup's emptiness consummed her (full quote)
284 You were not hired for your brains, you hippotanic land mass! (full quote)
284 And remember this, never forget this; when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk you couldn't buy brandy (full quote)
284 I do not accept excuses. I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all. (full quote)
284 In the meantime, rest well and dream of large women. (full quote)
284 Do you want me to send you back to where you were - unemployed in Greenland?! (full quote)
284 No more rhymes now - I mean it ! Anybody want a peanut. (full quote)
284 Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night ... through eel infested waters. (full quote)
284 Don't rush me sonny. You rush a miracle man , you get rotten miracles. (full quote)
284 True love is the greatest thing in the world!... Except for a nice MLT - mutton. lettuce, tomatoe sandwich. where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe - they're so perky - I love that !!! (full quote)
4105 girl:Farm boy, fetch me that pitcher. boy:As you wish. (full quote)
4191 I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant. (full quote)
3378 Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry Humperdinck in little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, and make our escape. After I kill Count Rugen. (full quote)
  life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something. (full quote)
4375 You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? (full quote)
4375 This is true love... you think this happens everyday? (full quote)
4375 You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! (full quote)
3378 I do not budge keep your *ho there*. (full quote)
4531 1: That Name 3, he can *fuss*. 2: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*. 1: Probably he means no *harm*. 2: He's really very short on *charm*. 1 : You have a great gift for rhyme. 2: Yes, yes, some of the time. 3: Enough of that! 1: (name2), are there rocks ahead? 2: If there are, we all be dead! 3: No more rhymes now, I mean it! 2: Anybody want a peanut? 3: DYEEAAHHHHHH!! (full quote)
4531 1: Surrender! 2: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept. (full quote)
  There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours. (full quote)
  1- That's the fire swamp! We'll never survive 2- You're only saying that because no one ever has (full quote)
4270 Anybody want a peanut? (full quote)
4270 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (full quote)
  So there you have it, pig, there you know, you miserable, vomitous mass, and I say this now, and live your die, its up to you: Drop your sword! (full quote)
  1:Do you have any money?? 2:No, why? 1:I was hoping we'd have enough to buy a miracle. (full quote)
  Is this a kissing book? (full quote)
  Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die. (full quote)
  Mawiage. Mawiage is what bwings us together today. (full quote)
  As....You...Wish....! (full quote)
3378 I'm sorry Indigo. I didn't mean to jog him so hard. (full quote)
3378 You're messing up the story, now get it rignt! (full quote)
3378 Murdered by pirates is good. (full quote)
3378 Yes, you're very smart. Shut up. (full quote)
3378 1) Gently. Gently. 2) At a time like this that's all you can think to say? Gently? 1) Gentlyyyyyyyyyy!! Oof. (full quote)
4105 1.Cinged a bit were you? 2.You? (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) You seem a decent fellow - I hate to kill you. 2) You seem a decent fellow - I hate to die. (full quote)
agwendolyn A word my lady? We are but poor lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby? (full quote)
agwendolyn Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night... through eel-infested waters (full quote)
agwendolyn Let me essplain - no, there is too much - let me sum up. (full quote)
agwendolyn It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. (full quote)
agwendolyn Hurry up! Move the thing! And... that other thing! (full quote)
agwendolyn My way is not very sportsman-like. (full quote)
agwendolyn life is pain, highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. (full quote)
4576 Westley: Hear this now, I will always come for you Buttercup: How can you be sure? Westley: This is true love. You think this happens everyday? (full quote)
4576 Buttercup: I will never love again (full quote)
4576 Vizzini: Am I going mad, or did the word 'think' just escape your lips? (full quote)
4576 Vizzini: You were not hired for your brains, you hippo-britanic land mass! (full quote)
4576 Fezzik: You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted (full quote)
4576 Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either (full quote)
4576 Fezzik: My way is not very sportsmanlike. (full quote)
4576 Man in Black: Are you just fiddling with me or what? (full quote)
4576 Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. Vizzini: Wait till I get going! (full quote)
4576 1: You can die too for all I care!! 2: As.......You.......Wish....... (full quote)
4576 Oh my sweet Westley, what have I done! (full quote)
4576 1: Hear this now, I will always come for you. 2: How can you be sure? 1: This is true love. You think this happens everyday? (full quote)
4576 1: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? 2: Well, you were dead 1: But death cannot stop true love...All it can do is delay it for a while (full quote)
4576 1: I will never doubt again. 2: There will never be a need (full quote)
4576 1: what about the R.O.U.S's? 2: Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist. (full quote)
4576 1: We'll never survive 2: Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has. (full quote)
4576 You have six fingers on your right hand. Someone was looking for you... (full quote)
4576 1: LIAR!! LIAR!! LIARRRRRRRRR!!!!!! 2: Get back witch! 1: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore 2: You never had it so good! (full quote)
4576 That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dally. (full quote)
4576 There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. (full quote)
4576 I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so that you'll be sure to understand. You wart-hog-faced-buffoon! (full quote)
4576 1: To the pain means that the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, Next your nose. 2: Then my tongue I suppose? I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight. 1: I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye followed by your right. 2: And then my ears...I understand! Let's get on with it! 1: Wrong! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why; so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness is yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, 'dear God, what is that thing!' will echo in you perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. (full quote)
4576 It's possible pig. I might be bluffing. It's conceivable you miserable, vomitous mass. I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again, perhaps I have the strength after all (full quote)
4576 Drop.......your.....sword... (full quote)
4576 Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. (full quote)
4595 Have fun storming the castle! (full quote)
4595 Westley: Give us the gate key. Yellin: I have no gate key. Inigo: Fezzik, tear his arms off. Yellin: Oh, you mean this gate key. (full quote)
4773 Iocaine powder! I bet my life on it. (full quote)
Wizard Fool, fool... back to the beginning is the rule. (full quote)
Wizard 1)I admit it, you are better than I am. 2)Then why are you smiling? 1)Because I know something you don't know. 2)And what is that? 1)I am not left handed. (full quote)
Wizard 1)Who are you? 2)No one of consequence. 1)I must know. 2)Get used to disappointment. (full quote)
Wizard My brains, his steel, and your strength against 60 men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? (full quote)
Wizard 1)Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid or something? 2)Oh no. It's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. (full quote)
Wizard 1)If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope, or a tree branch, or find something useful to do. 2)I could do that. I have got some rope up here. But I do not think that you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you. 1)That does put a damper on our relationship. (full quote)
Wizard When I was your age, television was called books. (full quote)
Wizard It's not that bad. I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. (full quote)
Wizard We are men of action. Lies do not become us. (full quote)
Wizard You've been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now. I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard; how marvelous. (full quote)
Wizard Wuv, Twoo Wuv (full quote)
4927 A) No more rhymes, I mean it! B) Anybody want a peanut? (full quote)
5000 Do you think he is using the same wind we are using? - Inigo Montoya (full quote)
5026 INCONCEIVABLE! (full quote)
5046 I've hired you to help me start a war. That's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition! (full quote)
5046 Of all the necks on this boat, highness, the one you should be worrying about is your own. (full quote)
5118 Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you kill my father, prepare to die. (full quote)
5352 WHo are ou ? Why am I against this wall ? Why won't my arms move ? where's Buttercup ? (full quote)
5352 1) We are but poor , lost , circus performaers . Is there a village nearby ? 2) There is nothing near-by . Not for miles . 1) Then there will no-one to hear you scream (full quote)
5352 1) Now , where is the poison ? The battle of witts has begun . It ends when you decide and we both drink . And find out who is right-and who is dead . 2) But it's so simple : Are you the kind of man who would put the poison into his own goblet ? Now a clever man would put the poison into his own glass because only a great fool , would reach for what he is given . I am not a great fool , so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me . But YOU must have known that I was not a great fool , you would have counted on it , so I can clearly not choose the wine in frount of you . (full quote)
5520 Marwige, marwige is what bwings us togeder today. (full quote)
5586 as you wish (full quote)
5876 1)Bye bye boys,have fun storming the castle. 2)Do you think they'll make it? 1)It would take a miracle. (full quote)
5918 LOOK You see, The Cliffs of Insanity, Hurry up move the thing, and, and that other thing, MOVE IT (full quote)
6690 B:I will never doubt again. W:There will never be a need. (full quote)
6690 W: Can you move at all? B: Move? You're alive! If you want I could fly. (full quote)
6737 Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today. (full quote)
6848 Get back you witch Im not a witch im your wife (full quote)
6979 Have I mentioned that your jobs are on the line (full quote)
7750 Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (full quote)
7833 You just wiggled your finger, doesn't that make you happy? (full quote)
7842 life is pain, highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something (full quote)
7991 I want my father back, you son of a bitch. (full quote)
  Count: Come, we must get you to your ship. Wesley: We are both men of action, lies do not become us. (full quote)
  ...he is only 'mostly dead' (full quote)
  NO, he said 'To Blathe', which as we all know means 'To Bluff' (full quote)
  Hello. My name is Muyo Antrao. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (full quote)
  Bye-bye! Have fun stormin' the castle! (think it'll work?)(it'll take a miracle.) Bye- bye! (full quote)
  1)I don't swim! 2)I only dog paddle! (full quote)
  Vizzini: Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Man in Black: Yes Vizzini: Morons (full quote)
  1) No more rhymes now, I mean it! 2) Anybody want a peanut? 1) Aaaahhhh!!!! (full quote)
  VIZZINI: Probably just a local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise, at night, in eel infested waters. (full quote)
  You've committed one of the great blunders of all time! The first, never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less known, never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line! (full quote)
  AS YOU WISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  Inigo: Hello there, slow going? Westley: Look, I dont mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks, so i'd appreciate it if u wouldnt distract me. inigo: Sorry. Westley: Thank you. Inigo: I do not suppose you coulda speed things up. Westley: Look, if you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do. Inigo: I could do that. I gotta somea rope up here. But I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to killa you. Westley: That does put a damper on our relationship... (full quote)
  When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy brandy! (full quote)
  Grandpa:her favourite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farmboy that worked there, his name was Westley but she never called him that......Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around...B-farmboy polish my horses saddle, i want to see my face shining in it by morning. W-as you wish. G-As you wish was all he ever said...B-farmboy fill these with water...please. W-as you wish. G- That day she was amased to discover that when he was saying as you wish, what he really meant was, i love you. And even more amasing was the day she realised she truly loved him back. B-Farmboy (looks around) fetch me that pitcher..........W- as you wish.(kiss kiss kiss). (full quote)
  Now remember, this is for posterity, so be honest. (full quote)
  The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. (full quote)
  We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp, and we can live there quite happily for some time. (full quote)
  i'm WAITING!! (full quote)
  Vizzini: No more rhymes now I mean it! Fezzik: Anybody wanna peanut. Vizzini:Aaaahha (full quote)
  It's not that bad....well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. (full quote)
  This is true love. Think this happens everyday? (full quote)
  Bow down, bow down to the queen of garbage... (full quote)
  VIZZINI: He didn't fall!?!? Inconceivable!! INIGO (whirling on Vizzini) You keep using that word -- I do not think it means what you think it means. (full quote)
  I will be very put out (full quote)
  He did not say true love he distinctly said 'to blave' (full quote)
  If word got out that a pirate's gone soft then people start to disobey and then it's work work work all the time. (full quote)
  INCONCIEVABLE!! (full quote)
  That day she was amazed to discover that when he was saying as you wish what he meant was I love You (full quote)
  1.)Surrender. 2.)You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept. (full quote)
  AAAAAAAS.....YOUUUUUU.......WIIIIIIIIISH.........!!!! (full quote)
  AAAAAAAS.....YOUUUUUU.......WIIIIIIIIISH.........!!!! (full quote)
  Inigo: Who are you? Westley: Noone of consequence. I: I must know. W: Get used to disappointment. I: OK. (full quote)
  She Loves you, said humperdink. She really loves you still and you lover her, so think of that - think of this too: in all this world , you might have been happy, genuinely happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, not really, no matter what the storybooks say, so I think no man in a century will suffer as great as you. Count Rugen: Not fifty! (full quote)
  There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world highness, it'd be a pitty to ruin yours. (full quote)
  Rest highness. I know who you are! Your cruelity reviles everything..you are the Dread Pirates Roberts admitt it! With Pride..what can I do for you? You can die slowly cut into a thousand pieces. (full quote)
  You killed my love! Possible I kill a lot of people. (full quote)
  No! A farm boy! Poor and perfect, with eyes like the sea after a storm... (full quote)
  You mock my pain! life is pain! Anyone who says other wise is selling something (full quote)
  I remember this farm boy of yours, this would of been what, 5 years ago? Does it bother you to hear? Nothing you can say will upset me. Well he died well, no bribe or blubbery...he just simply said 'please...please I need to live' It was the please that had caught my attention, I asked him what was so important, 'true love' he replied. (full quote)
  Then he spock of a girl of surpassing beauty, I can only assume he meant you. Good thing he died before he found out what you really are. And what am I? Faithfulness he spoke of your enduring faithfulness! Tell me, did you get engaged to your prince that same day or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead? (full quote)
  You mocked me once, never do it again!!! I died that day!!!!! (full quote)
  What? I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here but the trees are actually quite lovely. (full quote)
  There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. T'would be a pitty to damage yours. (full quote)
  hold your HO there... not budge. (full quote)
  there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world...would be a pity to damage yours! (full quote)
  Wesley: Get used to dissappointment (full quote)
  Wesley: Get used to dissappointment (full quote)
  1.Give me the gate key? 2. what gate key? 3. Fesic, break off his arms. 4.Oh, you mean this gate key (full quote)
  Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!! Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha -- (full quote)
  Inigo: I am waiting for Vassini. Fezzig: You surely are a meanie. (full quote)
  Buttercup: We'll never make it out alive! Westley: Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has! (full quote)
  Get used to disappointment (full quote)
  Get used to disappointment (full quote)
  You are in the Pit of Despair, don't you even think about escaping here! (full quote)
  Murdered by pirates is good. (full quote)
953 He had eyes like the sea after a storm. (full quote)
3378 1) She doesn't get eaten by the eel at this time. 2) what!? 1) I'm explaining to you because you look nervous. 1)I'm not nervous. Well, maybe I was a bit...concerned but that's not the same thing. (full quote)
3378 1) Mom, can't you tell him I'm sick? 2) You're sick. That's why he's here. 1) He'll pinch my cheek. I hate that. 2) Maybe he won't. 3) Hey! How's the sickie? (pinches cheek) (full quote)
3378 Where's the sports?! (full quote)
4851 1) To the death! 2) NO! To the pain... (full quote)
5150a When I was your age Television was called books. (full quote)
5150a The Sod has spoken. what happens to her is really none of your concern. When the time comes, I will kill her. And remember this, Never forget this! When I first found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy! (full quote)
5150a No reason, it's just that I happen to look behind me and something is there. (full quote)
5150a Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise through eel infested waters. (full quote)
5150a He's climbing the rope, and he's gaining. (full quote)
5150a If I do it with my right, over too quickly. (full quote)
5150a I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive. (full quote)
5150a My father was killed by a six fingered man. He was a great swordsmaker, my father. One day the Six fingered man request a special sword, my father took the job. He slaved for a year. (full quote)
5150a The six-fingered man returned and demanded it. But a one-tenth his promised price, my father refused. Without a word, the six fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father. So naturally I challenged his murderer to a duel. I failed. The six fingered man let me live. But he gave me this. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing, so the next time we meet, I will not fail. (full quote)
5150a I would sooner destroy a stained glass window as an artist like yourself. However, since I can't have you following me either. (full quote)
5150a It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise. (full quote)
5352 ..and I'll use small words so you'll be sure to understand you wart-hogged faced bafoon (full quote)
5352 1) If only we had a wheel barrow.. 2) where did we put the wheel barrow the Albino had ? 3) On the Albino 1) Well why didn't you list that amoung our assests ?? (full quote)
5352 1) Why won't my arms move ? 2) You're been Mostly Dead all day (full quote)
5352 1)LIAR ! 2)Get back witch ! 1)I'm not a witch , I'm your wife , but after what you just said , I'm not even sure I wanna be that anymore (full quote)
5352 1) Are you sure noboby's follow us ? 2) As I told you before , that would be totally , absolutely and in all other ways : inconceivable!....Out of curiosity : Why do you ask ? 2)Its just suddenly I look behind me and something is there. 2)what ?!? ..probably just some local fisherman ..out for a pleasure cruise..at night...through eel infested waters (full quote)
5352 1) Inconceivable! 2)You keep using that word , i do not think it means what you think it means (full quote)
5352 1) Offer me money 2)Yes... 1) Power too 2) All that I have and more PLEASE 2) Offer me anything I ask for 2) Anything 1) I want my father back you sonofabitch (full quote)
5352 1) *kisses 2* 2) what was that for ? 1)Beacsue you've always been so kind to me , and I'm not going to see you again , because I'm killing myself as soon as we reach the honeymoon sweet. 2) Won't that be nice?..SHe kissed me ! (full quote)
5352 1) you just wiggled your finger , that's wonderful 2) I;ve always been a quick healer (full quote)
5352 1) Finish him , finish him ! You're way ! 2) Oh good, my way , thankyou Vinzini....which way's my way ? 2) Pick up one of those rocks , get behind the boulder , in a few minutes , the man in black will come running around the bend . The minute his *head* is in view : HIT IT WITH THE ROCK ! 2) My way's not very sportsmanlike (full quote)
8753 True Love, you heard him? You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.. Sonny True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce & tomato sandwich where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe. They're so perky. I love that. But that's not what he said! He distinctly said, 'to blaithe.' And as we all know, to blaithe means to bluff. So, you were probably playing cards and he cheated... (full quote)
8916 1: hey indigo 2: what? 1: i hope we win (full quote)
8992 1). Now beat it before I call the brute squad. 2). I'm on the brute squad. 3). You are the brute squad!!! (full quote)
8992 As you wish. (full quote)
9013 There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours. (full quote)
9302 inconceivable!!! (full quote)
9302 1: do you think there are rocks ahead? 2: if there are, we'll all be dead! 3: no more rhymes now, i mean it! 2: anybody want a peanut? (full quote)
9397 Valerie: LIAR! LIAAARRRR! Max: Get back, witch! Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore! Max: You never had it so good. (full quote)
9397 Hag: Boo, boo! Buttercup: Why do you do this? Hag: Because you had love in your hands, and you gave it up! Buttercup: But they would have killed Westly if I hadn't done it! Hag: your TRUE LOVE LIVES! And yet you marry another. True love SAVED HER in the fire swamp, and she treated it like garbage. So, bow to her if you want. Bow to her. Bow to the queen of slime, the queen of filth, the queen of putrescence. Boo, boo! Rubbish, slime, filth, muck! Boo, boo, boo! (full quote)
9397 Buttercup's emptiness consumed her. And although the law of the land gave Humperdink the right to choose his bride...she did not love him. (full quote)
9397 We are men of action. Lies do not become us. (full quote)
9397 You have six fingers on your right hand. Someone was looking for you. (full quote)
9397 He didn't fall? Inconcievable! (full quote)
9397 Inigo: Look, he's right on top of us! Vincini: Well, whoever he is, he's too late. See? THE CLIFFS OF INSANITY! Hurry up! Move the thing...and...that other thing! (full quote)
9397 There was...a mighty...duel. The loser..ran off alone. And the winner...followed those footprints toward Guilder. (full quote)
9397 The Princess is alive...or was, an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her, I shall be very put out. (full quote)
9821 goodnight Wesley, good work, I'll most likely kill you in the morning. (full quote)
9821 1)..jog his memory. (thump) 2) I'm sorry Indigo, I didn't mean to jog he so hard (full quote)
CarmiCrowe Men in masks can't be trusted. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe My way's not very sportsmanlike. (full quote)
10088 MIRACLE MAN:It just so happens that your friend is MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between MOSTLY dead and ALL dead. You see, mostly dead is still slightly alive. And there's only one thing you can do with mostly dead. INIGO: what's that? MIRACLE MAN: search through his pockets for loose change (full quote)
10471 1)Give us the gate key! 2)I have no gate key. 1)Fezzik, tear his arms off! 2)Oh, you mean this gate key! (full quote)
10471 You mocked me once, never do it again. I died that day and you can too for all I care. (full quote)
10471 Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father...prepare to die. (full quote)
10584 Hello! My name is Indygo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! (full quote)
10741 It's not that bad............well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. (full quote)
10777 #1-Has it got any sports in it? #2-Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles... #1-Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake. #2-Oh, well, thank-you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. (full quote)
10777 #1-HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE! #2-You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (full quote)
10777 #1-Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to fame for it. I'm swamped! #2-Get some rest. If you haven't got ypur health,you haven't got anything. (full quote)
10820 my name is inigo montoya, u killed my father prepare to die my name is inigo montoya u kill my father prepare to die 2:stop saying that my name is inigo montoya u killed my father prepare to die (full quote)
10820 what about the rous's, the what?, the rous's (rodents of unusual size (full quote)
11051 Princess: we'll never make it out! Wesley: Nonsense! you only say that because no one's done it before (full quote)
11130 1: I could throw down the rope - but I do not think you would accept my help as I am only waiting around to kill you. 2: That does put a damper on our relationship. 1: If I gave you my word as a Spaniard? 2: No good; I've known too many Spaniards. (full quote)
11289 Have fun stormin' the castle ! (full quote)
11289 I see you are using Bonetti's defense. I thought it fitting given the uneven terrain. Of course. Unless your opponent has studied his Agrippa, which I have. (full quote)
11413 1) why are you smiling? 2) b/c I know something you don't 1) what's that? 2) I am not left handed!!! (full quote)
11714 (1) Stop Ryhming now I mean it (2) Anybody want a peanut (full quote)
12061 1. where am I? 2. It's the Pit o'Dispair! Don't even think, aach, aach, aach! Don't even think about tryin to escape. (full quote)
13011 AS YOU WISH!!!! (full quote)
13148 as you wish (full quote)
13148 every babe who cries ''dear god what is that thing!'' (full quote)
13148 every babe who cries ''dear god what is that thing!'' (full quote)
13222 STOP SAY THAT! (full quote)
13226 Kill the dark one and the giant, but leave the third for questioning. (full quote)
13484 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (full quote)
14386 Probably just a local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night through eel infested waters (full quote)
DMichaels Have you ever considered a piracy? You'd make a wonderful `Dread Pirate Roberts' (full quote)
DMichaels Who says life is fair? Where is that written? (full quote)
15160 I would not say such things if I were you. And why not? Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love, and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward, it is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the Earth! I would not say such things if I were you! (full quote)
15160 Count Rugen: Are you coming into the pit? Humperdink: Tyrone, you know how I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it - I'm swamped. Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health you haven't got anything. (full quote)
15160 Buttercup: I have loved more deeply than a killer like yourself could ever dream! Man in black: That was a warning highness. The next time my hand flies on its own, for where I come from there are penalties when a woman lies. (full quote)
15160 Once word leaks out that a pirate's gone soft people start to disobey you and it's nothing but work, work, work all the time. (full quote)
15160 your pig fiancee is too late. (full quote)
15160 Everybody MOVE! (full quote)
15160 I make him better Humperdink suffers? Now THAT is a noble cause. I'm on the job! (full quote)
15469 You're smart are you? Let me put it to you this way...have you ever heard of Aristotle, Plato, Socrates? Morons. (full quote)
16184 1. If only we had a wheelbarrow! 2. what did we do with that wheelbarrow the albino had? 3. I think we left it with the albino. 1. Why didn't you list that among our assests in the first place. (full quote)
16184 1. You just jiggled your head, that doesn't make you happy? 2. Your strength, his steel, and my brains against 60 men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy?! Hmmm? (full quote)
16270 My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. (full quote)
16367 Grab the thing and the other thing (full quote)
16441 (Pirate Wesley)I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. Until then sleep well, and dream of large women. (full quote)
16509 Only slightly less well known is this...Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. (laughs and falls over) (full quote)
16952 As You Wish (full quote)
17494 As you wiiiish (full quote)
17716 1) I know who you are. Your cruelty reveals everything, your the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it! 2) With pride. what can I do for you...? 1) You can die slowly cut up in a thousand pieces. (full quote)
17741 You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool!! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never getinvolved in a land war in Asia; and only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line! ha ha ha ha ha (full quote)
19190 1. You never said anything about killing anyone! 2. I've hired you to help me start a war. It's a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition. 1. I just don't think it's right, killing an inocent girl. 2. Am I going mad, or did the work *think* escape your lips?! You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass! 3. I agree with Fezzik. 2. Oh, the sot has spoken! What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her! And remember this, NEVER FORGET THIS! When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't *buy* brandy! And you! Friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?! (full quote)
19220 Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for awhile. (full quote)
19275 Wesley You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll fight like civillised people? (full quote)
19275 Inigo: My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. (full quote)
19275 Vicar: Mawiage. Mawiage is what bwings us togever today. Mawiage that bwessed awangement, that dweam wivin a dweam. (full quote)
20542 Are there rocks ahead? If there are, we'll all be dead!...No more rhyms now, I mean it! Anybody got a peanut? (full quote)
20947 Miracle Man: No, no, he's only MOSTLY dead. If he were ALL dead, there would only be one thing left to do. Inigo: What's that? MM: search his pockets for loose change. (full quote)
22202 *1 knocks on door* 2)Go away... *1 knocks on door again* 2) What?! What?! 1) Are you the Miracle (2) who worked for the king all those years? 2) The king's stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut, and pour lemon juice on it. We're closed! *1 knocks on door once more* Beat it or I'll call the brute squad! 3) I'm on the brute squad. 2) You are the brute squad! 1) We need a miracle. It's very important. 2) Look, I'm retired. Besides, why would you want someone the kings stinking son fired. I might kill whoever you want to make the miracle. 1) He's already dead. 2) He is, eh? I'll have a look. Bring him in. (full quote)
22202 May I live a thousand years and never hunt again. (full quote)
22202 1) Here comes my (3) now... 2) your (3) is dead, I killed him myself... 1) Then why is there fear beind your eyes? (full quote)
onesong_glory (1)To the death! (2)No, to the pain! (1)I'm not quite familiar with that term (full quote)
22860 hello my name is inigo montoya you killed my father prepare to die (full quote)
24675 There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. Twould be a pity to damage yours. (full quote)
  life IS PAIN! Anyone who says differently is selling something. (full quote)
  Inconceivable! (full quote)
  Wov, twu wov. (full quote)
  1) A book? 2) That's right. When I was your age, television was called books! And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you. 1) Has it got any sports in it? 2) Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles... 1) Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake. 2) Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. (full quote)
  W: Hear this now: I will always come for you. B: But how can you be sure? W: This is true love -- you think this happens every day? (full quote)
  inconceivable (full quote)
  NO! To the pain...and I'll explain, I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand you warthog-faced buffoon. (full quote)
  All these trees (full quote)
  Hullo! My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father! Prepare to die! (full quote)
  Are you the miaracle man who worked fo the king all these years? I was, but the king's stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject, while you're at it why don't you give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed! (full quote)
  EVER HEARD OF PLATO? aRISTOTLE? SOCrates? YES MORONS (full quote)
  EVER HEARD OF PLATO? aRISTOTLE? SOCrates? YES... MORONS (full quote)
  Just tell them the Cart of Giant sent you (full quote)
  It's possible... pig. (full quote)
  Have fun storming the castle (full quote)
  You only think I guessed wrong. That's what's so funny. I switched glasses when your back was turned. You fool! You've fallen victim to on of the classic blunders, the most famous is never get involved with a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: never go in with a Sicilian when death is on the line. (full quote)
  Aha...your pig fiancee is too late...soon we'll be safe in the fire-swamp (full quote)
  Death cannot stop true love ... all it can do is delay it for a while. (full quote)
  She was surprised to find that when he said as you wish, what he really meant was -- I love you. (full quote)
  I thought you were once and it almost destroyed me...I could not bear it if you died again...not while I can save you. (full quote)
  Does it bother you to hear? Nothing you can say will upset me (full quote)
  Mawwiage, mawwiage is what bwings us hewe today (full quote)
  LIAR! LIAR! I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! (full quote)
  I was in the kings stable and there they were, four white horses and I thought there are four of us...if we ever find the lady...Hello Lady. (full quote)
  Fezzek are there rocks ahead? If there are we'll all be dead. No more rhymes now I mean it! anybody want a peanut? (full quote)
  Inconcievable! (full quote)
  There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world...it would be a pity to damage yours (full quote)
  B:I will never doubt again W:There will never be a need (full quote)
  Inigo: Offer me money. Count Rugen: Yes Inigo: Power too promise me that. CR: All that i have and more. Please. Inigo: Offer everything i ask for. CR: Anything you want. Inigo: I want my father back you son of a bitch!! (full quote)
  Incontheevable! (full quote)
  Wove, twue wove. (full quote)
  - I do not mean to pry, but you don't, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your right hand? - Do you always begin conversations this way? (full quote)
  I do not think that means what you think that means (full quote)
  I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts. (full quote)
  Get back witch! I'm not a witch I'm your wife. And I'm not even sure if I want to be that anymore! He said true love, Max, True Love! He used to be great, you know, but after Humperdink fired him... I thought I told you never to say that name again Humperdink, Humperdink, HumperdinkHumpderdinkHumperdiiink! (full quote)
  You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day, and you can die too for all I care (full quote)
  Humperdink: Surrender! Westley: You wish to surrender to me? Very well I accept. (full quote)
  health (full quote)
  Death cannot stop true love. (full quote)
  She was amazed to discover that when he said, as you wish, what he really meant was, I love you. (full quote)
  I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake, but sleep well and dream of large women. (full quote)
  so, you'll put down your rock, and i'll put down my sword, and we'll kill each other as God intended? (full quote)
  life is pain, highness...anyone who says differently is selling something. (full quote)
  It's not that bad...I'm not saying that I could build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. (full quote)
  good night Wesley; good work; sleep well, I'd most like to kill you in the morning. (full quote)
  Wesley: You're really that smart? Vezzini: Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Wesley: Yes Vezzini: Morons. (full quote)
  Halo, My name is Anigo Mantoya, you kill my father... Prepare to die. (full quote)
  This is true love. You think this happens every day? (full quote)
  1) Surrender! 2) You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, i accept. (full quote)
  Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... So tweasure your wuv...Have you the wing? (full quote)
  But it's so simple! All I have to do is divide from what I know of you - are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet knowing that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must've known I was not a great fool, you would've counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. I haven't made my decision yet, though. Because Iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely people with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. And you must've suspected I would've known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. You've beaten my giant, which means your exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must've studied, and in studying you must've learned that man is mortal, so you would've put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. Ha, it's worked; you've given everything away. I know where the poison is. And I choose- (points behind the Pirate) what in the world can that be?! (switches goblets) Oh, I could've sworn I saw something. Well, no matter. Let's drink - me from my glass, and you from yours. (drinks, then laughs) You think I guessed wrong, that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is Never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this - N (full quote)
  (said with a lisp) You fell for one of the classic blunders... the first one is never get caught in a land war in Asia, the second and lesser known is this... never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!! Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha *splat* (full quote)
  good luck storming the castle! (full quote)
  1)Liar! Liar! 2) Get back Witch 1) I'm not a witch I'm your wife! (full quote)
  That's inconceivable! (full quote)
  life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something. (full quote)
  1)-- No more rhymes now, I mean it! 2)-- Anybody want a peanut? (full quote)
  We are at an impass, i'm afraid so, I can't compete with you physically and you're no match for my brains, you're that smart are you, lets put it this way, have you ever heard of plato, aristotle, socrates, yes, morons, really? In that case I challenge you to a battle of wits. For the princess? To the death? I accept. Good, then pour the wine (full quote)
  Inconcivable! (full quote)
  You've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders. Te most famous is Never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! (full quote)
  1: (with a sword at the other man's throat) Offer me money. 2: Yes. 1: Power, too, promise me that. 2: All that I have and more. Please! 1: Offer me everything I ask for... 2: Anything you want. 1: (stabs him) I want my father back you son of a bitch. (full quote)
  1: You're a silly girl. 2: Yes, I am a silly girl. For not having seen sooner that you are nothing but a coward with a heart full of fear. 1: I would not say such things if I were you. 2: Why not? You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love, and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds. And you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward, it is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to have crawled the earth! (full quote)
  1: I got married. I didn't want to. It all happened so fast. 2: It never happened. 1: what? 2: It never happened. 1: But it did, I was there! This old man said man and wife! 2: Did you say I do? 1: Oh, well, no. We sort of skipped that part. 2: Then you're not married. You didn't say it, you didn't do it. Wouldn't you agree, Your Highness? 3: A technicality that will shortly be remedied. But first thing's first. (Unsheaths his sword) To the death! 2: Wrong! To the pain. 3: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase. 2: Then I'll explain, and I'll be sure to use small words so you can understand, you warthogged-face buffoon. 3: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. 2: It won't be the last. (full quote)
  As You wish (full quote)
  i died that day!..and you can die too for all i care! (AS YOU WISH..)oh, my sweet Wesley, what have i done?? (full quote)
  farm boy..fetch me that pitcher (full quote)
  life is pain highness, anyone who says differently is selling something. (full quote)
  I know who you are. your cruelty reveals everthing. You're the dread pirate roberts, admit it! (full quote)
  -To the pain means the first thing you will loose will be your feet below the ankels then your hands at the writs, next your nose. -And then my toung I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time a mistake I dont mean to duplicate tonight. -I wasnt finished! The next thing you will loose will be your toung. -And then my ears, I understand lets get on with it. -WRONG!! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why, so that every shreek of every child at seeing your hidieousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who crys out 'dear god what is that thing?' will echo in your perfect ears. THAT is what to the pain means it means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. -I think your bluffing. -It's possible, I might be bluffing, it's conceiveable you miserable vomitous mass, I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But then again, perhaps I have the strength after all. DROP YOUR SWORD! (full quote)
  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss yyyyyyyooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu wwwwwiiiiiiiiisssssshhhhhhh! Oh! My dear sweet Wesley! what have I done? (full quote)
  marriage, marriage is what brings us (full quote)
  Oooh, look who knows so much. For your information your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. (full quote)
  INCONCEIVABLE! (full quote)
  Stop rhymeing i meant it -does anyone want a peanut -DDYYYHHHEEEA (full quote)
  Ha ha ha! Fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get into a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Cicilian when death is on the line! Ha hahahahahah (full quote)
  I: Who are you? W: no-one of consequence I: I must know! W: Get used to disappointment (full quote)
  Never go in against a sicilian when death is on the line! (full quote)
  Am I going MAD, or did the word think escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass. (full quote)
  Anybody want a peanut? (full quote)
  and then (full quote)
  Rodents of unusual size, i dont think they exsist. (full quote)
  You seem (full quote)
  INCONCIEVABLE!! (full quote)
Cryslin Is this a kissing book? (full quote)
CarmiCrowe While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice in it. (full quote)
10929 Morons. (full quote)
10929 Have fun stormin' the castle! (full quote)
10929 Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Private Roberts. (full quote)
10929 Inconceivable. (full quote)
20947 My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (full quote)
20947 1:You mock my pain! 2:life IS pain, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. (full quote)
ThothDarkfall W:To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. H: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight. W: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right. H: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it! W: WRONG! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child in seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out dear god what is that thing, will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. (full quote)
skydragon Prince Humperdink: Someone has beaten a giant. There will be great suffering in Guilder! (full quote)
skydragon Fezzic: I was looking for Wesley, when I found these four white horses, and I said there are four of us, if we find the lady, HELLO LADY. (full quote)
GenieChick life is Pain... (full quote)
GenieChick then wuv, twue wuv, (full quote)
GenieChick Fesik break his arms... oh you mean THIS gate key?? (full quote)
KoolKatt 'We are men of action, lies do not become us.' (full quote)
KoolKatt 'You mock my pain.' 'life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.' (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-We'll never survive! #2-Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting. #1-It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Hold it, hold it! what is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports?...Is this a kissing book? #2-Wait, just wait. #1-Well, when does it get good?! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Has it got any sports in it? #2-Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles... #1-Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains. #2-You're that smart? #1-Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? #2-Yes. #1-Morons. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Admit it, you are better than I am. #2-Then why are you smiling? #1-Because I know something you don't know. #2-And, what is that? #1-I am not left handed. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Hold it, hold it. What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? Is thus a kissing book? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what? #2- I just want you to feel you are doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed. (full quote)
28264 I am no one to be triffled with, that is all you ever need know. (full quote)
28557 1)This man is a sailor on the pirate ship Revenge. Promise you'll return him to his ship. 2)I swear it shall be done. (aside to 3) Once we're out of sight take him back to Florin and throw him in the Pit of Despair. 3)I swear it shall be done. (full quote)
28557 1)You should bless me for destroying him before he found out what you really are. 2)And what am I?! 1)Faithfulness he talked of madam! Your enduring faithfulness! Now tell me truthfully: did you get engaged that very hour or wait a whole week out of respect for the dead? 2)You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day! And you can die too for all I care. (full quote)
28557 You truly loved each other, so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the story books say. So I think no man in a century shall suffer as greatly as you. (full quote)
29257 Miracle Max: I help you and Prince Humperdink suffers? Indigo: Humiliations galore. Miracle Max: Give me the sixty, I'm on the job! Valerie: Wooh Hooh! (full quote)
tearsoflunacy Prince: To the death! Wesley: No, to the pain. Prince: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase. Wesley: Well I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure you understand, you warthog-faced buffoon. Prince: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. Wesley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you'll lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. Prince: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I do not mean to duplicate tonite! Wesley: I wasn't finished! Next will be your left eye, followed by your right. Prince: And then my tongue, I understand! Let's get on with it! Wesley: WRONG! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman that cries out DEAR GOD what IS THAT THING? will echo in your perfect ears. THAT is what the pain means, it means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever. (full quote)
29658 life is pain, highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something. (full quote)
Crash Inconceivable! (full quote)
33501 1>Go away or I'll call the brute squad. 2>I'm on the brute squad. 1>You are the brute squad. (full quote)
33944 AD line: *Scaling the Cliffs of Insanity, Battling Rodents of Unusual Size, Facing torture in the Pit of Despair. - True love has never been a snap* (full quote)
33944 1/ I do not mean to pry, but you don't, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your right hand? 2/ Do you always begin conversations this way? (full quote)
gillibean You've been mostly dead all day (full quote)
34712 You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day, and you can die too for all I care! (full quote)
34726 The chocolate coating helps it go down easier (full quote)
34726 1) where am I? 2)The Pit of Despair. Don't even *cough* don't even think about escaping. (full quote)
34726 1) where am I? 2)The Pit of Despair. Don't even *cough* don't even think about escaping. (full quote)
36254 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (full quote)
36254 I always think that everything could be a trap. That is why I'm still alive. (full quote)
36254 There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen. (full quote)
36254 So, it is down to you, and it is down to me. (full quote)
36254 The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years and is living like a king in Patagonia. (full quote)
36254 They're kissing again. Do we have to hear the kissing parts? (full quote)
36254 You're sick. I'll humor you. (full quote)
36254 Skip on to the Fire Swamp. That sounded good. (full quote)
36418 1. You mcok my pain 2. life is pain hiness (full quote)
36713 (I'M SURE THIS QUOTE HAS BEEN DONE A LOT, BUT THIS IS THE EXACT, COMPLETE 'TO THE PAIN' SCENE FROM THE MOVIE) HUMPERDINK: To the death! WESTLEY: No! To the pain! HUMPERDINK [pauses]: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase. WESTLEY: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon! HUMPERDINK: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. WESTLEY: It won't be the last. 'To the pain' means the first thing you'll lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then, your hands at the wrists. Next, your nose. HUMPERDINK: And then my tongue I suppose? I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight! WESTLEY: I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right. HUMPERDINK [interrupting]: And then my ears. I understand; let's get on with it! WESTLEY: WRONG! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why: So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will echo in your perfect ears. That is what 'to the pain' means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever! HUMPERDINK [pause]: ...I think you're bluffing. WESTLEY: It's possible, pig. I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass. I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But then again, perhaps I have the strength after all. [stands and raises his sword] Drop...your...sword. [Humperdink drops his sword without hestitation] Have a seat. [Humperdink sits down and Westley turns to Buttercup] Tie him up. Make it as tight as you like. [Humperdink groans as Buttercup tightens his ropes and Inigo enters...] (full quote)
37291 Vizzini: Inconceivable! Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. (full quote)
37433 1: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? 2: If there are, we'll all be dead! 3: No more rhymes now, I mean it! 2: Anybody want a peanut? (full quote)
37604 Your braw's his steel and my brains against 60 armed men and you think a little head jiggle is going to make me happy. Hmmmmm? (full quote)
37982 life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something (full quote)
40912 I:You are using Bonetti's defense against me, eh? W:Seems only fitting, given the rocky terrain. I:I suppose you expect me to counter with Capo Ferro? W:naturally, but I find that Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro. I:Unless your opponent has a-studied his Agrippa... Which I have. (full quote)
42039 1.) SURRENDER! --- 2.) You wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept! (full quote)
42639 My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (full quote)
42794 Death can not stop true love, all it can do is delay it for a while. (full quote)
42928 1)Give us the gate key 2)I have no gate key 3)Fezzik tear his arm off 2)oh you mean this gate key! (full quote)
42928 1)Give us the gate key 2)I have no gate key 3)Fezzik tear his arm off 2)oh you mean this gate key! (full quote)
42928 1)Give us the gate key 2)I have no gate key 3)Fezzik tear his arm off 2)oh you mean this gate key! (full quote)
42928 1)Give us the gate key 2)I have no gate key 3)Fezzik tear his arm off 2)oh you mean this gate key! (full quote)
43367 Why are you wearing a mask? Were you burned by acid or something like that? (full quote)
43430 I do not think my way is very sportsmanlike (full quote)
43848 I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! (full quote)
43848 ...that and a nice M.L.T., when the mutton is nice and lean. They're so perky, I love it. (full quote)
Amidala Never go up against a Scicillian when death is on the line! Hahahahahaha, hahahaahahahaha, haaahahahahahaha-thud. (full quote)
47692 1)You mocked me once, never do it again!!! I died that day and for all I care you can die too!! (pushes 2 off cliff) 2) AS...YOU...WIIISH!! 1) Oh, my dear 2! (Throws self off cliff) (full quote)
47692 1) Truly, you have a dizzing intellect. 2) what till I get going! (full quote)
Chegra 1)I'm going to do him left handed. 2) But you know what a hurry we're in. 1) It is the only way I can be satisfied. I use my right it's over too quickly. 2)Have it your way. (full quote)
carilee Have fun storming the castle! (full quote)
48433 as you wishhhh...... (full quote)
lru1987 My Name is indego montoya you killed my father prepare to die (full quote)
monkeygirl3493 Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (full quote)
monkeygirl3493 I have my countries 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it. I'm swamped. (full quote)
monkeygirl3493 It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead, and all dead. (full quote)
rnjfan_9697 Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever. (full quote)
rnjfan_9697 1) I admit it, you are better than I am. 2) Then why are you smiling? 1) Because I know something you don't know. 2) And, what is that? 1) I am not left handed. (full quote)
rnjfan_9697 life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. (full quote)
rnjfan_9697 1) Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years? 2) The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut, and pour lemon juice on it? (full quote)
rnjfan_9697 1) You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you. 2) You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die. (full quote)
rnjfan_9697 IM) Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that? W)Oh no. It's just they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. ;) (full quote)
rnjfan_9697 W) If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope, or a tree branch, or find something useful to do. IM) I could do that. I have got some rope up here. But, I do not think that you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you. W) That does put a damper on our relationship. (full quote)
rnjfan_9697 When I was your age, television was called, "books." (full quote)
rnjfan_9697 BC)We'll never survive. W) Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has. (full quote)
rnjfan_9697 "Death can not stop true love, it can only delay it for a little while." (full quote)
uta_2008 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (full quote)