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Raising Arizona - 1987 Movie Quotes


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evilroy Son, you know you got a panty on your head? (full quote)
evilroy #1 Do these [balloons] blow up into funny shapes? #2 No, not unless round is funny. (full quote)
4051 I'll take this pack of Pampers and whatever you got in the register. (full quote)
4127 Her womb was a barren desert in which my seed could find no purchase (full quote)
4317 well, which is it young feller? do you want me to freeze or get on the ground? mean to say, ifin i freeze, i cant rightly drop. and ifin i drop, im a goin to be in motion, you see. (full quote)
4354 Son, you got a panty on your head. (full quote)
4519 Go out and git me a toddler, they got more then they can handle. (full quote)
  Hey! You take that diper off your head, put it back on your sister! (full quote)
  Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase (full quote)
4957 I'm talking about me and Dottie are swingers, as in to swing... Man, I'm talking about wife swapping! (full quote)
4927 A: Hey, that reminds me...how'd you and Ed get a kid so fast? Dot and I tried to adopt and they told us we'd have to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said FIVE years?...what else you got? They said they had a Negro with its heart born on the outside. It's a crazy world. B: Someone oughta sell tickets. A: I'd buy one. (full quote)
5104 Give me that baby, you warthog from hell! (full quote)
evilroy Cops won't find your boy. You want to find an outlaw, you call an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, you call a cop. (full quote)
4927 Can I take a peek-a-loo? (full quote)
5026 I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash ya got. (full quote)
5172 (1)Why do you say you feel trapped in a man's body? (2) Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps, real hard. (full quote)
4927 what if a truck came along and splattered your brains all over the interstate? Where would that leave Ed and the little angel? (full quote)
5916 HI, you are only hurting yourself with this rambunxious behavior.... (full quote)
5916 Honey, I think that I will just go out with the boys, and knock back a few Coke Colas....... (full quote)
5916 I'll take these Huggies and whatever cash you have in the register..... (full quote)
5916 You keep your God Damn hands off my wife....... (full quote)
5916 REPEAT OFFENDER........ (full quote)
  Give me my baby you WARTHOG FROM HELL!!!!! (full quote)
7799 Hit the deck, boy (full quote)
7799 Aw, stop, you gonna make me bust out cryin' (full quote)
7643 Awful good cereal flakes, Ms. McDonnough. (full quote)
8199 Turn to the Right! (full quote)
  H: Hey Glenn, you wanna beer? G: Does the pope wear a funny hat? H: Yeah Glenn, I s'pose it is kinda funny. (full quote)
8635 1) Not a pretty name is it HI? 2) No, sir. That's one bonehead name, but ain't me no more. 1)I hope you just ain't telling us what we wanna hear. 2) No, sir. No way. 3) Cause we just wanna hear the truth. 2)well...then I guess I am telling you what you wanna hear. 3)Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that? 2) Yes, sir. 1)okay then. (full quote)
9055 Son, you got a panty on your head. (full quote)
Cosmic_Raider Hold on Nathan We're gonn' go pick up daddy. (full quote)
9316 turn to the right! (full quote)
9316 1] Didnt we tell you not to do that?2] yes sir 1]ok then (full quote)
  Yer young, and you got yer health. what do you wont with a JOB? (full quote)
  1)and when there was no crawdad to be found we ate sand 2) you ate what? 1) We ate sand 2) You ate sand? (full quote)
9821 He was especially cruel to the little things. (full quote)
  That sonna-bitch; hold on, Nathan, we gonna go pick up daddy... (full quote)
10832 not unless round's funny (full quote)
12169 I don't know...they were jammies! They had Yodas and shit on 'em! (full quote)
  My Fy-ance left me!! (full quote)
  government do take a bite don't she (full quote)
  moving though we are, he just had himself a little ole rest stop. (full quote)
  mind his little fontanelle (full quote)
  ya never leave a man behind (full quote)
  I'm talkin' about sex, boy. I'm talkin about l'amour. I'm talkin' me and Dot is swingers, as in to swing. I'm talkin' what they call nowadays an open marriage.... (full quote)
  I am talking about sex boy what you talking about. I'm talking about Lamor!!! (full quote)
  I'll take the Huggies, and, uh.... any other cash ya got. (full quote)
  well, it ain't ozzie and harriet. (full quote)
  Don't forget his fingerprints, Ed. (full quote)
  Why did you change your name to Nathan Arizona? Well, would you buy furniture from a store called Unpainted Huffhinez? (full quote)
  Cop:Do you have any disgruntled employees? A:Well shit, they're all disgruntled. I'm not running a daisy factory. (full quote)
  mind you don't cut yourself now Mordechai! (full quote)
  We released ourselves on our own recongnances. We felt the institution no longer had anything to offer us. (full quote)
  Not that mother-scratcher (full quote)
  seed coul find no purchase (full quote)
  Now I know your partial to convience stores, but damn it HI the sun don't rise and set on the corner grocery. (full quote)
  Aw, he don't know a cuss word from shinola. (full quote)
  fart (full quote)
  my FI-ANCE left me. (full quote)
  Son, dont print that. His momma reads that shes gonna lose all hope. (full quote)
  The doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase (full quote)
4927 Ya hear that... we're using CODE names. (full quote)
4927 It's all who ya know. And over here, you got yer favoritism. (full quote)
4927 ...and over here you got yer favoritism. (full quote)
RiOtGiRl_713 And it SEEMED real, it SEEMED like us, and it seemed like, well, our home--if not Arizona then a land not to far away, where all parents are strong and wise and capable, and all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah. (full quote)
10929 You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop. (full quote)
10929 Sometimes it's a hard world for small things. (full quote)
10929 Sometimes your career's got to come before family. (full quote)
10929 We ate sand. (full quote)
14455 I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash ya got. (full quote)
19580 Goverment shore do take a bite, don't she? (full quote)
20538 Why ain't you breastfeedin'? You appear to be capable. (full quote)
21425 It's a crazy world out there...someone ought to sell tickets...I'd buy one. (full quote)
21425 We released ourselves on our recognisance...We felt the instituion had nothing left to offer us. (full quote)
bengrimm99 Well, it ain't Ozzie and Harriet. (full quote)
bengrimm99 I kinda figured, Glen. (full quote)
bengrimm99 Duck your head, Mordechai. (full quote)
27312 So, there's Bill Parker, walking down mile, with a sandwich in one hand and a fucking head in the other! (full quote)
27312 So, there's Bill Parker, walking down mile, with a sandwich in one hand and a fucking head in the other! (full quote)
Marvin Acme You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop. (full quote)
27891 You're young and you got your health. what do you want with a job? (full quote)
27891 I'll take these here Huggies... and whatever cash you got. (full quote)
27891 I'll take these here Huggies... and whatever cash you got. (full quote)
shutupstupid Would you buy your furniture at a store called Unpainted Huffheinz? (full quote)
lostinwoods That there's for his orthodonture and his university. Now, you soak his thumb in iodine, you might get by without the orthodonture, won't knock a thing off the university (full quote)
lostinwoods That there's the divan (full quote)
36356 They had Yoda's and shit on 'em! (full quote)
39046 I'm not complainin', mind you; just sayin' there ain't no pancake so thin it ain't got two sides. (full quote)
40358 1)You mean you ... busted outta jail. 2)No ma'am. See, we release ourselves on our own recognizance ... 3)what Ellis here means to say is that we felt the institution no longer had anything to offer us ... my Lord, he's cute! (full quote)
40358 It seemed impossible... that this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennessee valley, should be infertile. But the doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. Ed was inconsolable. She lost all interest in law enforcement and housekeeping. Soon after, she tendered her badge. (full quote)
40358 A: Alright ... everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground. B:(After a pause) Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or you want I should drop? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I cain't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm-a gonna be in motion. See what I'm sayi-- A: Shut up! Just get down on the ground! C: Yeah, ya'll can just forget that stuff about freezin. B: Okay, then. A: All right, let's ... SHIT! Where'd the tellers go?? D: (Chorus) We're down here, sir. C: They're down on the floor like you commanded, Gail. A: Dammit, I told you not to use my damned name! Can't you try to keep from forgettin that?? C: (After a pause, slyly) Not even your code name? A: Oh yeah, that's right. My code name. C: You hear that, you dang hayseeds? We're using codenames. A: All right! We're just about ready to begin robbin' proper! (full quote)
40358 A: When I was a boy, we ate frog. And when there was no frog, we ate crawdads. And when there was no crawdads to be found, we ate sand. B: You ate what? A: We ate sand. B: You ate SAND?? (full quote)
40358 One time, I decided to make my own crawdads. I put em in the pot ... but without the water, see? And it was just like making popcorn. (full quote)
40358 A: You got flies. B: I doubt it. This place is climate-controlled. Who the hell are you? A: My name is Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny ... but I got no friends. B: Oh, stop. You gonna make me bust out cryin. Listen, Leonard, if you're here for a kitchen table or a shitbox, they're out on the sales floor- A: I am not a customer. I'm a manhunter. Some say, part hound dog. But when some dink busts out of jail, skips bail ... I'm the one they call. B: What's that got to do with me? A: I hear you have a baby you can't put your hand to. I can find him for you. B: Look, I've got the state cops, federal Bee Eye out looking for my boy- A: Cops won't find your boy. Cop couldn't find his butt if it had a bell on it. You wanna find an outlaw, you call an outlaw. You wanna find a Dunkin Donuts, call a cop. B: First of all, get your goddamn feet off my furniture. Second, it's widely known I've posted a $10,000 reward for the return of my boy. Now if you can find him, claim it. Short of that, what have we got to talk about? A: Price. Fair price. It's not what you say it is, it's what the market will bear. Now there are people -- and mind you, I know em -- who will pay a lot more than $10,000 for a healthy baby. Why, as a pup, I myself fetched $40,000 on the black market. And them's 1954 dollars. Now, for $50,000, I'll find him ... I'll catch the ones that took him ... and I'll kick their asses. No extra charge. B: And if I don't pay? A: I'll find the boy, regardless. If you don't pay ... the market will. B: Know what I think? I think you're an evil man. I think this is a shakedown. I think it's a screwjob. I think you took my boy. And my fine friend, I think you're the one who's gonna get his ass kicked. I think I'm on the phone to the cops right now -- (Camera cuts to door swinging, sound of motorcycle fading off into the distance) (full quote)
40358 A: Twelve tables and no chairs? Chairs, you got a dinette set. No chairs, you got dick! I'd ask my wife, she got more sense . ... uh huh, and if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump it's ass a-hopping. Look, I am sick of your excuses, Miles. It is now precisely 8:45 in the p.m. I will be down there in exactly 12 hours to kick me some butt ... or my name ain't Nathan Arizona! (full quote)
46800 [VOICE OVER]She said her fiancée had run off with a student cosmetologist who knew how to ply her feminine wiles. (full quote)
46800 1)... That Buford's a sly one. Already knows his ABCs. But I'm sayin', how'd ya get the kid? 2)Well this whole thing is just who knows who and favoritism. Ed has a friend at one of the agencies. 1)Well maybe she can do something for me'n Dot. See there's something wrong with m'semen. Say, that reminds me! what you gonna call him? 2)Uh, Ed-Ed Jr. (full quote)
46800 We're set to pop here, honey. (full quote)
46800 You're a flower, you are. Just a little desert flower. (full quote)
46800 Well now honey we been over this and over this. There's what's right and there's what's right, and never the twain shall meet. (full quote)
46800 He's awful damn good. I think I got the best one. (full quote)
46800 Now y'all who're without sin can cast the first stone... (full quote)
47757 no, not that mother scratcher! bill Parker! (full quote)
RachieAchie If not Arizona, then a land not too far away. where all parents are strong and wise and capable. And all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah. (full quote)
eyesore who wears the pants around here H.I.? (full quote)
Nakesha82 We got a baby now Hi, everythangs chhhaaannnged....... (full quote)
tyrael8139 Anybody caught bi-pedal loses his ass for a hat in five!yEAHHHHAWWW!!!!!! (full quote)
chasprice Turn to the right! Turn to the right! (full quote)
chasprice That's your whole god damn raison d'etre ain't it? (full quote)