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Roxanne - 1987 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
3820 I really admire your shoes...and as much as I'd like to have a pair just like them, I really wouldn't want to be in your shoes at this particular time and place. (full quote)
5221 Awww, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God? (full quote)
  Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodBYE, Seattle! (full quote)
6577 Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it's goodBYE, SEATTLE! (full quote)
2489 Aw, what happened, did your parents lost a bet with God? (full quote)
  I would rather be with the people of this town, than with the finest people in the world! (full quote)
3605 Sometimes the answer is so obvious that it's as plain as the nose on your face. (full quote)
8781 wake up in the morning and smell the brazil. (full quote)
12169 Finally, a man that can satisfy two women at once! (full quote)
12169 Hi, I'm Earl Shieb, and I can't paint that nose for $39.99 (full quote)
14806 1) 10 more seconds and I'm leaving! 2) What did you say? 1) I said 10 more seconds and I'm leaving. 2) Oh. 1) Well, wait, what did you think I said? 2) I thought you said earn more sessions by sleeving. 1) Well what the hell does that mean? 2) I don't know. That's why I came out. (full quote)
14806 1) Blush, huh? You got a girlfriend? 2) Oh, It's, uh, for my sister. 1) Oh, you have a sister? 2) No, um, it's for my sister's girlfriend. (full quote)
14806 Cuz, I was afraid of worms Roxanne! Worms! (full quote)
14806 Can I fluff your pillows? (full quote)
14806 Perhaps you'd like a little wine with your nose. (full quote)
14806 Well if I change my mind you'll know because my breasts will be heaving and moist with persperation. (full quote)
12519 CD: (Reading a love letter written by Chris.) 'Hey [name]. How's it going? Want to go out some time? If you do then check this box.' (Looks up at Chris.) Chris, how long did you spend on this? (full quote)
12519 You know you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something Wyoming! (full quote)
12519 I have a dream. It's not a big dream. It's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, 'Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!'. That would be bad. (full quote)
16680 would you mind not bobbing your head up and down the orchestra keeps changing tempo (full quote)
16680 the pigs have refused to find anymore truffles until you leave! (full quote)
16680 paranoid- keep that guy away from my cocaine! (full quote)
16680 it's hypnotic isn't it? (full quote)
23383 1) We beat this fire by a nose! (silence...) 2) Well said. (full quote)
Waar Guy: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Girl: Isn't that from a song? Guy: Well, they made it into a song. Girl: You wrote the song? Guy: No....but I like that song. (full quote)
  cris: couldn't i just be cute? (full quote)
  paranoid:drug dealer-keep that guy away from my coke! (full quote)
jpsartrean (entire bar singing): He's got the whole world... in his nose! (full quote)
10929 I want to look like Diana Ross. (full quote)
33987 earn more sessions by sleeving. (full quote)
  [Roxanne Kowalski is walking behind a hedge because she is nude] Roxanne Kowalski: Nobody had a coat? C.D. Bales: You said you didn't want a coat... Roxanne Kowalski: Why would I not want a coat? C.D. Bales: You said you didn't want a coat... Roxanne Kowalski: I was being ironic. C.D. Bales: Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was getting tired of being stared at. (full quote)
33944 Obvious: Excuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face; .... Meteorological: Everybody take cover, she's going to blow!;...... Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming; .... Personal: Well, here we are, just the three of us; ...... Punctual: All right Dellman, your nose was on time, but you were fifteen minutes late; .....Envious: Ooh, I wish I were you, to be able to smell your own ear;..... Naughty: Pardon me sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away... Sympathetic: Ooh, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?; ....Complimentary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on;.... Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides?.....Dirty: Say, your name wouldn't be - Dick, would it? (full quote)
33944 The Nelson tradition of hottubbing (full quote)
33944 [singing] Well I'm a-walking down these stairs, 'cause it's easier than walkin' up these stairs.... (full quote)
33944 1/_Chris, do you know what *carpe diem* means? 2/_Is that like fish bait? (full quote)
5221 1) I guess I mistook sex for love. 2) Oh, I did that once. It was great! (full quote)