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Summer School - 1987 Movie Quotes

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bigcat58 1) You gotta get rid of that couch! That is a definite fire hazard! 2) Definite. (full quote)
bigcat58 1) You went to jail for us? 2) On rollerskates. (full quote)
bigcat58 Well, I had to memorize my paper due to the fact that I was mugged by a gang looking for money...and homework. (full quote)
1212 You guys drop out and be illiterate. I'm going to Hawaii and be tan. (full quote)
  I just want to be invited to the party. (full quote)
  Can I call my parents and tell them that I won't be home- ever (full quote)
4538 (Scream)Sorry. Tension breaker, it had to be done. (full quote)
  that is why we admire makeup artist and creature creator Rick Baker very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much. 100 words on the dot. You can count them if you want. (full quote)
  mom-chainsaw, would you like some eggs chainsaw-eggs? whats an egg sister-how do u spell cat chainsaw chainsaw- i dont know...i dont know anything ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (full quote)
6058 teacher-and...stop dave-c,c,c,c,c,c,c,c,c,c,c,c, teacher-dave stop dave-c,c,c,c, twenty more seconds,c,c,c,c,c (full quote)
5172 When I say bite-in-the-ass, I mean that is the nicest possible way (full quote)
5172 (1)I may have used poor judgment. (2)You actually used judgment?! (full quote)
5172 There's a very valid reason for summer vacation: the human brain needs rest. (full quote)
5172 I've been handing out assignments and the kids turn them in and everything. It's almost like school in there. (full quote)
5172 (1) I remember you. Where ya been? (2) bathroom. (1) Six weeks? (2) My zipper got stuck. (full quote)
7836 Is this guy bitchin' or what? (full quote)
9536 wonder mut, you know what we need right now, I mean, besides bread... we need a woman. (full quote)
11247 Fact: alcohol kills brain cells. You loose one more and you're a talking monkey. (full quote)
10209 #1- I can't do this, I'm not even a real teacher. #2- Oh, Thats ok, these aren't real students. (full quote)
14477 The reason so many people are killed in drinking accidents is because they never learn how to drive drunk. (full quote)
14477 DAMNIT! HAHAHAHAHA! (full quote)
14477 -You will all have the chance to retake the exam! -Oh joy, I got a bonder now. (full quote)
14477 -When she's 71, I'll only be 66. -And I'll be 80 and it won't make a difference (full quote)
14386 1.)The computer said I failed that test. The computer, made an error. I suggest this time, I pass. 2. You're going to do well Jerome, I can feel it (full quote)
14386 1.) I'm telling you, you have to try these Pop tarts 2.) No thanks, I'm sticking with the chocodiles (full quote)
14386 Mr Shoop, shouldn't you be planning a field trip to the 7-eleven? (full quote)
14386 1.) what's that file say about me? whatever it says about me is a lie. If you want to know something about me ask me I'm right here. what do you want to know? 2.) Where are my car keys? 1.) How the hell should I know. what,does that thing say I'm a thief too? (full quote)
14386 1.) Oh, it's more of the read head with the tatoo!2.) Hoffman, you are so sick! 1.) Check out this composition, square butter, round jelly, triangular bush...the man is an artist (1 and 2) REPRINTS! (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin [Sees class quiet for once] what'd you do? Pass out Valiums? (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin You want me to lie? Ok. (full quote)
skydragon Mr. Shoop: Chainsaw, as in Black and Decker? Chainsaw: Uh, no, as in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mr. Shoop: Oh, yeah, it says that here in your file (full quote)
deliylah 1: You passed and I failed! You asshole! How could you do that to me? 2: It was an accident. I'll take it again. I can fail, I know I can. (full quote)
deliylah We just got lapped by an old lady in a walker. (full quote)
10929 Get an education. (full quote)
10929 My Babe. (full quote)
10929 All I want from you. (full quote)
10929 Mind over matter. (full quote)
10929 Party all the time. (full quote)
38482 from this day foward you eat english, you sleep english, you are english. well then pass the crumpets ol' boy! (full quote)
  Don't wet your this! (throws cap) (full quote)
  Chef Boy R Dee...spaghetti in a's so muuushy! (full quote)
  Anna Maria: Pouuur Fishy! (full quote)
44862 1.Jism head! 2.Jism head good one. 3.One of my all time faves. (full quote)