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Witches of Eastwick, The - 1987 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
sinecure I hope his dick is bigger than his IQ. (full quote)
3225 I'm just your average horny little devil (full quote)
892 You're not even interesting enough to make me sick (full quote)
892 You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensable, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell! (full quote)
892 You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensable, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell! (full quote)
clarkins Not that I would know a snowy egret if I was pissing on one. (full quote)
  he trying to get inside me clyde, just like a man, tickle, tickle, tickle (full quote)
7940 he's trying to get inside me clyde, just like a man, tickle, tickle, tickle (full quote)
7937 You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE? (full quote)
  I see snakes crawling all over me and then I'm just not there anymore. (full quote)
21100 I think... no I'm positive that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered some new ones. (full quote)
  Well I have to appreciate your directness Daryl and I will try to be as direct and honest with you as I possibly can....... I think...... no.... I am positive that you are the most unattractive man that I have ever met in my entire life. In the short time that we have been together, you have demonstarted every loathsome charcteristic of the male personality and you have even invented some new ones. You are physically repulsive, intelectually retarded, morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid...... you have a lousy sense of humour, no taste and you smell........ you're not even interesting enough to make me sick........ (full quote)
  You're not even interesting enough to make me sick. (full quote)
20947 I find you physically repulsive, intellectually retarded; you're morally reprehensable, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid; you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you SMELL! (full quote)
  When a woman unloads a husband, or a husband unloads a woman, she blooms, she blossoms, she is ripe...like flowers, like fruit. She is ripe. That is the woman for me. (full quote)
  When a woman unloads a husband, or a husband unloads a woman, she blooms, she blossoms, she is ripe...like flowers, like fruit. That is the woman for me. (full quote)
  It once was a paradise, and then a serpent came into that garden. Clyde, I have nothing against a great fuck, but there is danger here (full quote)
  It was a paradise, and then a serpent came into that garden.... (full quote)
38418 I looked into his eyes and found myself having thoughts I hadn't entertained since world war II, I actually think I blushed... (full quote)
38418 your husband leaves you because you can't have any kids, and yours leaves you because you have too many.... (full quote)
38418 I think we're a little young to just lock it up and throw away the key you know? It's not natural (full quote)
38418 1:Why are you telling me this? 2: Because you're an honest woman, and I'm being honest with you. If you want me to treat you like a dumb twit I will, but what's the point? (full quote)
38418 Clyde, I have nothing against a good fuck, but there is DANGER here! (full quote)
38418 Have another cherry (full quote)
38418 It starts when you open your eyes and see what the future has in store for you...2: And what do you see when you open your eyes? 1: It's a short life, I mean sometimes I look in the mirror and I see everything disintegrating faster and faster (full quote)
38418 1: what is this mom? 2: Peanut butter and jelly 1: what kind of jelly? 2: Zucchini jelly (full quote)
38418 I see snakes, hundreds of them,...they're crawling all around me and I disappear, and then I'm just not there anymore. (full quote)
38418 How diabolical (full quote)
40247 So what do you think? Women... A mistake? Or did He do it to us on purpose?! (full quote)
  Hokus pokus... (full quote)
33944 Well I have to appreciate your directness Daryl, and I will try to be as direct and honest with you as I possibly can....... I think... no.... I am positive that you are the most unattractive man that I have ever met in my entire life. In the short time that we have been together, you have demonstarted every loathsome charcteristic of the male personality and you have even invented some new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have a lousy sense of humour, no taste and you smell, you're not even interesting enough to make me sick. (full quote)
33944 Relax... have another cherry (full quote)
33944 Daryl Van Horn (full quote)
47788 Cher Don't you think its late in the season? Jack Nicholson:For lunch? Cher No, pissing on birds. (full quote)
rhps2000 Do you want to be on the top or bottom? (full quote)
rhps2000 He has the most amazing penis, it bends the wrong way! (full quote)
rhps2000 These are not just notes you're playing, they're human outcries! (full quote)