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Beetlejuice - 1988 Movie Quotes


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bigcat58 Well, I don't know from guilt, I just want to see them. (full quote)
bigcat58 Not so fast, roundboy. We're gonna have some laughs. (full quote)
bigcat58 That is why I won't do two shows a night, babe. I won't, I won't do it. (full quote)
2946 My whole life is a dark room. One big, dark, room. (full quote)
evilroy I'll eat anything you want me to eat, i'll swaller anything you want me to swaller, so come on down I'll chew on a dog. (full quote)
1815 Don't mind her. She's just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister. (full quote)
1815 Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. (full quote)
3820 I'm the ghost with the most babe! (full quote)
4064 Nice fucking model. Honk honk! (full quote)
4064 This reads like a stereo manual. (full quote)
3820 Anyway you can't scare her, she's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight. (full quote)
3820 I will live with you in this hell hole but I must express myself. If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me. (full quote)
3820 We've come for your daughter Chuck. (full quote)
1501 Oh what am I worried about? (Character's name), you can't even change a tire. (full quote)
  NICE FUCKING MODEL!!!!!HONK HONK (full quote)
3225 1) Coach I don't think we survived the crash 2) How did you guess? (full quote)
4957 You've been to Saturn? Sandworms, mmh? I hate 'em myself. (full quote)
4904 My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room. (full quote)
4904 For Juno your caseworker! (full quote)
evilroy Ugh. Deliver me from L.L. Bean. (full quote)
evilroy Go ahead ... make my millenium. (full quote)
evilroy #1 Maybe this is heaven. #2 In heaven there wouldn't be dust everywhere. (full quote)
5110 A little gasoline... blowtorch... no problem. (full quote)
5110 And look at that kitchen. You're finally going to be able to cook a decent meal. (full quote)
5110 Honey... we're dead. I don't think we have very much to worry about anymore. (full quote)
5110 1: We're very unhappy. 2: what did you expect? You're dead! (full quote)
5110 This book reads like stereo instructions. listen to this: Geographical and temporal perimeters. Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation. (full quote)
5110 We're not completely helpless, Barbara. I've been reading that book and there's a word for people in our situation: ghosts. (full quote)
5110 I heard. Tore your faces right off. It obviously doesn't do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can't see you! (full quote)
5110 Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. (full quote)
5110 1: What are your qualifications? 2: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm qualified? (full quote)
5110 Because if I tell you, you tell your friends... your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time... and I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a HELL. OK? A living HELL. (full quote)
5110 I have a chance to teach you something here. You have got to take the upper hand in all situations or people, whether they're dead or alive, will walk all over you. (full quote)
5110 They're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic. (full quote)
5110 1: what happened to the people who lived here? 2: Oh, they died. Hey, look, an indoor outhouse! (full quote)
5110 1: Maybe this is heaven. 2: In heaven there wouldn't be dust everywhere (full quote)
5449 Nice house. Bad roof. Gooood parking. (full quote)
5449 This is my art and it is dangerous. Do you think I want to die like this? (full quote)
5449 If I knew then what I know now... I wouldn't have had my little... accident. (full quote)
5449 Nice house. Bad roof. Goood parking. (full quote)
  I am alone. I am utterly alone. By the time you read this I will be gone. Having jumped, having plummited off the River Winter Bridge. (full quote)
  If you insist on frightening people - do it with your sculpture! (full quote)
  Cute couple. Look nice and stupid too. (full quote)
  Well, looks like I'm next. Good thing too, I have an appointment with GQ in about an hour (gets stuff sprinkled on him and his head shrinks) Hey! HEY! STOP IT! STOP IT! WOAH! WOAAHH! Hey, this might be a good look for me... (full quote)
  Oh what am I worried about? Otho, you can't even change a tire. (full quote)
  Rich dude's chick: Ghosts? The mother: In designer sheets, no less. (full quote)
  Nice fuckin' model! (full quote)
  Yes, I love that man of mine (full quote)
  Oh, great, you read my maure. (full quote)
  Oh, great you read my maure. (full quote)
  1:I'll get you your own dark room. 2:My whole life is a dark room. One, big, dark room. (full quote)
  Yes I love this man of mine (full quote)
  Juno: I'm not your coach. He survived. (full quote)
  Lydia you're a flake. (full quote)
  It's Showtime!!!!! (full quote)
  5 (full quote)
  be afraid be very afraid (full quote)
2489 That is what happens when you die, that is what happens when he dies [pointing to charred man, woman cut in half, etc.] and that is what happens when they die. It's all very personal. And I'll tell you something; if I knew then what I know now [shows her slit wrists] I wouldn't have had my little accident. (full quote)
2489 I myself am... strange and unusual. (full quote)
2489 I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me! (full quote)
2489 Lydia, I have a chance to teach you something here. You have got to take the upper hand in all situations or people, whether they're dead or alive, will walk all over you. (full quote)
2489 Because if I tell you, you tell your friends... your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time... and I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a HELL. OK? A living HELL. (full quote)
2489 I heard. Tore your faces right off. It obviously doesn't do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can't see you! (full quote)
2489 And look at that kitchen. You're finally going to be able to cook a decent meal. (full quote)
4904 1. Look- Ozzy and Harriet. 2.Ewww. (full quote)
4904 Sure, sure talk amongst yourselves. (full quote)
4904 1. Honey we're dead. 2. I want to be dead too. (full quote)
4904 Stop it! You're hurting them! (full quote)
4904 what is this place? (full quote)
4904 That's the lost souls room. (full quote)
5453 If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't have had my little... accident. (full quote)
6631 Go ahead, babe. make my millennium! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (full quote)
6783 I'm the ghost with the most babe. (full quote)
6838 Draw a door (full quote)
6897 your lucky you didnt die in italy (full quote)
6911 If you don't let me gut out this house- and make it my own- I will go insane- and I will TAKE YOU WITH ME! (full quote)
6911 Open the door you dead people, or we will knock it down and drag you out by the ropes you hung yourself with. (full quote)
7324 I'll eat anything you want me to eat, I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow, so come on down, I'll chew on a dog! (full quote)
Shadrach I just want to let you two know that you're welcome in our house anytime you like. (full quote)
Shadrach 1) He said he would take me to the other side to find you. 2) No. Honey, we're dead! 1) I want to be dead, too! (full quote)
7937 I am alone. I am utterly alone. (full quote)
8487 There! You guys look terrific!! (full quote)
8487 If i knew then what i know now, i would of had my little.....accident. (holds up slit wrists.) (full quote)
8487 If i knew then what i know now, i wouldn't of had my little.....accident. (holds up slit wrists.) (full quote)
10929 I'm a graduate of the Harvard business School. (full quote)
10929 I've seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it! (full quote)
13693 Beetlegueis: Nice fucking model! (full quote)
13896 Even thou it has been like 500 years... ...Where can a guy...an everyday Joe like myself get a little action? If you know what I mean. (full quote)
14345 1)Well, I like this house. We can build you a dark room in the basement. 2)My whole life is a dark room. One...big...dark...room. (full quote)
14345 1)Handbook for the recently diseased? 2)Deceased. Adam, I don't think we survived the crash. (full quote)
14386 This is my art and it is dangerous! You think I want to die like this? (full quote)
14972 Lydia: Delia hates it...(turns to see a huge spider on the staircase). I could live here. (full quote)
14972 1) Charles, I will not stop living and breathing art just because you need to relax. I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. If you do not let me gut out this house, and make it my own, I will go insane, AND I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME! 2) Yah, well, I guess the house could use a little re-modelling. (full quote)
16441 Are you gross under there? Are you like night of the living dead under there? (full quote)
16441 I read your handbook. It says most ignore the strange and unusual. I myself and strange and unusual. (full quote)
16441 I read your handbook. It says most ignore the strange and unusual. I myself am strange and unusual. (full quote)
16441 ATtentION KMART SHOPPERS! (full quote)
18032 Lydia - are you gross under there? Are you Night of the Living Dead under there, like all bloody veins and puss?! (full quote)
18032 I myself am, strange and unusual....... (full quote)
18525 Don't mind her. She's just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister. (full quote)
minedsquid beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice! (full quote)
18690 learn to throw your voice, fool your friends, fun at parties (full quote)
20947 If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I WILL GO INSANE, AND I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME!!!! (full quote)
22367 They say the normal tend to ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am...strange and unusual. (full quote)
HeiressOfSlytherin Open this door, you dead people! Or we'll drag you out by the ropes you hanged yourselves with! (full quote)
24267 Nice FUCKING model! *honk honk* (full quote)
24267 1. Are you a ghost?? 2. 'm the ghost with the most babe. (full quote)
24267 Oh, look, an indoor outhouse. (full quote)
24267 Hey, woah, we must shop at the same store!!! (full quote)
24267 The whore house was my idea, I wanted him OUT of the picture. (full quote)
24267 If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have had my little 'accident' (full quote)
24267 (kicks over a tree) NICE F****** MODEL!!! (honk honk) (full quote)
25031 If you don’t let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me (full quote)
25031 If you don’t let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me (full quote)
skydragon Beetlejuice: WHOA! I'm feelin a little ahh, anxious, if you know what I mean. I wonder where an average joe, an everyday guy like my self, can get a little action? (full quote)
Deb Alex: what're your qualifications? Beetlejuice: Well, I attended Jiulliard. I've travelled extensively. I lived through the Black Plague, I had a pretty good time during that . I've seen 'The Exorcist' about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps gettin' funnier every single time I see it! Not to mention the fact that you're talkin' to a dead guy! Now, what do you think?! You think I'm qualified? (full quote)
27425 I'll eat anything you want me to eat. I'll do anything you want me to do, so come on down. I'll chew on a dog! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- What are your qualifications? #2- Ah well... I attended Juilliard. I am a graduate of the Harvard business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that. I'VE SEEN THE EXORCIST ABOUT 167 TIMES...AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! Not to mention the fact that you are talking to a dead guy. Now what do you think? Am I qualified? (full quote)
29477 I forgot to lock the attic door (full quote)
41579 Never trust the living! (full quote)
  just, just trim it a little (full quote)
  I'm the ghost with the most, babe. (full quote)
  home! home! home! (full quote)
10929 I'll make some coffee. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Delia, you are a flake. You have always been a flake. If you insist on frightening people, do it with your sculpture. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane, and I will take you with me! (full quote)
marvin mcgoo Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm qualified? (full quote)
rhps2000 Hey, look, it's Elvis! Yo, king! (full quote)
RiddlesinMercuri Lydia:My whole life is a dark room.One...big...dark...room (full quote)
snakelady We've come for your daughter, Chuck. (full quote)
cpesojpeso What are your qualifications? /Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? (full quote)
chasprice Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? (full quote)