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Bull Durham - 1988 Movie Quotes


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bigcat58 Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. (full quote)
DirtySteve Man that ball got outta here in a hurry, you know anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think? (full quote)
DirtySteve 1)Well he really hit the shit outta that one didn't he (laughs) 2)I held it like an egg 1) Yeah and he scrambled the son-of-a-bith look at that he hit the fucking bull, guy gets a free steak (laughs again) (full quote)
DirtySteve 1) God, the sucker teed-off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fast ball 2) He did know 1)How? 2)I told him (full quote)
DirtySteve This is a simple game, you throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball, YOU GOT IT! (full quote)
DirtySteve 1)You lollygag the ball around the infield, you lollygag your way down to first, you lollygag in and out of the dugout, do you know what that makes you, Larry? 2)Lollygagers (full quote)
4270 You guys...you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Lollygaggers! (full quote)
5160 Think classy, you'll be classy. You win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes and the press will think you're colorful. (full quote)
5160 Rose goes in the front big guy. (full quote)
6347 Anything flying that high ought to have a stewardess on it. (full quote)
6347 You gotta play this game with fear and arrogance (full quote)
6521 Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin curveball, high fiber, good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe there ought to be a Constitutional ammendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three nights. (full quote)
  This is the damndest season I've ever seen. The Bulls can't lose and I can't get laid. (full quote)
Maharet12 From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat. (full quote)
5983 And when you speak of me, speak well. (full quote)
  I'm your new catcher and you just got lesson number one: don't think, it can only hurt the ballclub. (full quote)
  would you rather have me sleeping with him screaming your name, or have me sleeping with you screaming his name (full quote)
9417 your not getting that weak ass shit by me meat. (full quote)
8500 he's throwing a 2 hit shutout and he's shaking me off, can you believe that shit. Charlie, here comes the deuce and when you speak of me speak well. (full quote)
  Who's he calling meat? I the one with the Porsche. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe Anything traveling that far ought to have a damn stewardess on it don't you think? (full quote)
  Skip: Walked 18! Larry: New League Record! Skip: Struck out 18. Larry: New League Record...He also hit the bat boy, the press box announcer, the Bull mascot TWICE!!.....All new league records! Larry: But, Skip...this kid has some SERIOUS SHIT!! Skip: Yeah, yeah...Serious Shit. (laughter) (full quote)
  long wet kiss that lasts (full quote)
9821 I believe in the Church of Baseball (full quote)
9821 There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. (full quote)
9821 Millie)Skip, It's me! I'm not some quote piece of ass unquote. SKIP)Oh, Millie, jeez, sorry--I didn't recognize ya. Don't take it personal but if I catch you in here again you're banned from the ballpark (full quote)
9821 1)Who're you? 2)I am the player to be named later. (full quote)
9821 1)Which one is he dancing with? 2)All of 'em, I think... (full quote)
9821 C'mon, Meat. You can't hit me 'cause you're starting to think about it already, you're starting to think how embarrassing it'll be to miss, how all these people would laugh. C'mon, Rook--show me that million dollar arm 'cause I'm getting a good idea about the five cent head-- (full quote)
9821 Your shower shoes have fungus on 'em. You'll never get to the Bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy and you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the Show you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win twenty in the Show, however, it means you're a slob. (full quote)
9821 1)God, that sucker teed off on it just like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball. 2)He did know. 1)How? 2)I told him. (full quote)
12584 You're shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the show with funus on your shower shoes. you think classy, you'll be classy. When you win 20 in the show you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes and the press will think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show however. It means you're a slob (full quote)
  Don't think. Just throw. (full quote)
  Don't think. Just throw. (full quote)
13202 A good friend of mine used to say, 'This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.' Think about that for a while. (full quote)
14043 1) Who the hell are you? 2) I'm the player to be named later. (full quote)
14840 Yeah, I was in the show. I was in the show for 21 days once (full quote)
4391 Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent crap...I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. (full quote)
  You boys gonna fight over little ol' me? (full quote)
  Ha ha ha, can you believe that. Anything that travels that far should have a stewardess on it. (full quote)
  sometimes you win, and sometimes you lose. sometimes it rains. think about that, Jane. (full quote)
  (Asst Coach:) It looks like a convention out there, pretty soon they're gonna call the role. (Head coach:) GET OUT THERE!. (Asst coach:) whats goin on here? (Crash:) Well.. one of Knuke's eyelids are jammed, and we need a live chicken?.. live chicken to get the hex off of Jose's glove, and nobody seems to kno what to get Jimmy or Millie for their wedding present. We are dealing with a lotta shit out here. (Asst. coach:) Well uhhh candlesticks are always nice and maybe a place setting...lets go get em. (full quote)
  1.)what we need is a rain out 2.) I can get us a rain out 3.) Man, there ain't been a cloud in weeks 3.) Hundred bucks says i can get us a rainout for tomorrow 4.) You're on (full quote)
  Excuse me, what the hell is going on out here?? (full quote)
  Annie: Sometimes when I've got a player alone I'll just Walt Whitman to him and they guys are so sweet they always stay and listen (full quote)
  Ebbie: So is somebody gonna go to bed with somebody or what? Annie: Boy you're a regular nuclear meltdown you better cool off! (full quote)
  Oh, and another thing meat, you don't know shit! (full quote)
  (1)whats our record?(2)8-16.(1) 8-16 how did we ever win 8. (2)Its a miracle! (full quote)
  YOU'RE A COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (full quote)
  CUTE! baby DUCKS ARE CUTE!!! I WANTA BE EXOTIC AND MYSTERIOUS!!! (full quote)
  1]Annie, do you think I deserve to wear white? 2]Honey, everybody deserves to wear white. (full quote)
  Don't you know that when you get in a fight with a drunk, you don't hit him with your pitching arm. (full quote)
  You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fuckin boat (full quote)
  Es una brujeria. Hey ju guys don't throw me anything, my girl friend put a curse on my glove. (full quote)
  Come on rook, shows us that million dollar arm, 'cause I got a pretty good idea about that 5 cent head of yours (full quote)
  Skip- How many games we won this year Larry. Larry- 8-16. How did we ever win 8 games this year. Larry- Its a miracle. (full quote)
  100 bucks says I can cause a rain-out tomorrow. (full quote)
  You catch the ball, You throw the ball, You hit the ball, Sometimes you win, Sometimes you lose, And sometimes it rains, Think about that... (full quote)
  Well, I believe in the soul, the look in her eyes, the curvature of her body, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, laughing can last for hours, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days! (full quote)
  The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -William Blake (full quote)
  you lolliygag (full quote)
  don't think, you'll only hurt the team (full quote)
  call me a Cocksucker and you're out of here (full quote)
  I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, long foreplay, show tunes, and that the novels of Thomas Pynchon are self-indulgent, overerrated crap. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter, I believe in the sweet spot, voting every election, soft core pornography, chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 7 days (full quote)
  Wait for it...Wait for it... (full quote)
1501 Guy's throwing a 2-hit shutout and he shakes me off! (full quote)
Demar You have to play this game with fear and arrogance. (full quote)
CarmiCrowe A player on a streak has to respect the steak because they don't happen that often. (full quote)
10929 You got a gift. (full quote)
10929 Sears sucks, Crash. Boy, I once worked there. Sold Lady Kenmores. (full quote)
10929 Try A Little Tenderness. (full quote)
10929 Born To Be Bad. (full quote)
10929 I'm a player to be named later. (full quote)
10929 ...I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. (full quote)
21209 Throw it at the bull. (full quote)
24366 (Edith Piaf is playing on the stereo...***** knocks on the door) Come on, I know you're in there, I can hear that crazy Mexican singer! (full quote)
24366 They're nice hips! (full quote)
24366 Honey, have you ever been tied up in bed? (full quote)
24366 after all, it wasn't the first time I'd gone to bed with a guy and woke up with a note....at least the son of a bitch left me breakfast...(crunches into an apple). (full quote)
jpsartrean Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some more groundballs. Its more democratic. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Excuse me what the 'heck' is going on out here? #2- Well, Nuke is scared because his eye lids are jammed and his old man is here, we need a live roo...was it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off of Jose's glove and no one seems to know what to get Millie and Jimmy for their wedding present. Is that about right? We are dealing with a lot of heavy 'stuff' out here. #1- Okay, well a candlesticks always make a nice gift, and a maybe find out where she is registered...maybe a place setting or a silverware pattern is good, Okay, let's get two, Here we go! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Okay, well a candlesticks always make a nice gift, and a maybe find out where she is registered...maybe a place setting or a silverware pattern is good, Okay, let's get two, Here we go! (full quote)
33944 Gimme that weak-ass shit, meat! (full quote)
33944 If this guy starts me off with a breakin' ball, I'm takin' him down town!!! (full quote)
33944 Charlie, here comes the deuce.... and when you speak of me, speak well (full quote)
33944 *I just wanna play em one day at a time* (full quote)
33944 Never fuck with a winning streak (full quote)
33944 1/_The other day Crash called a woman's pu... pussy ummm well you know how the hair is kinda in a *V* shape? 2/_ Yes I do 3/ Well he called it *THe Bermuda Triangle*.... he said a man can be lost in there and never heard from again (full quote)
33944 1/_ You're playin' with my mind! 2/_ I'm tryin' to play with your body! (full quote)
33944 1/ William Blake!? 2/ William Blake! 1/ William Blake!? 2/ William Blake! 1/ what do you mean *William Blake!?* 2/ I mean William Blake! (full quote)
33944 Ebbie Calvin *Nuke* LaLoosh (full quote)
33944 He's got a million dollar arm and a five cent head (full quote)
33944 There's 108 beads on a rosary and 108 stitches on a baseball..... (full quote)
33944 I believe in the church of baseball. I've tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there's 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there's 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. Y'see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring (full quote)
33944 Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in baseball. It's our game... The American game... It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us. You could look it up (full quote)
33944 [singing] She may get woolly.... young girls they do get woolly... 'cause of all the stress... yeahhhh... when they get woolly, try a little tenderneeeeess... (full quote)
33944 Oh my goodness, we got ourselves a natural disaster! (full quote)
33944 This underwear feels kinda sexy... it don't make me queer, right?... right (full quote)
33944 1/_Hey Jimmy, wanna ride? 2/_Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior? 1/_No 2/_Can I give you my tesimony? 1/_You can do anything you want... hop in (full quote)
33944 1/_You got him breathing out of the goddamn eyelid!!! (full quote)
33944 This is the damndest season I've ever seen, the Durham Bulls can't lose and I can't get laid! (full quote)
33944 1/_Dad, they're sending me up to the *majors*, I leave first thing in the morning 2/_Let's have a quick word of prayer 3/_Oh, let's not (full quote)
33944 You be cocky and arrogant... even when you're getting beat! (full quote)
33944 You got him breathing out of the wrong goddamn eyelid!!! (full quote)
33944 song_-_*Sixty Minute Man* [played during montage] (full quote)
GCDawg65 1)You guys...you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry! 2)Lollygaggers! 1)Lollygaggers. (full quote)
36175 don't think meat, it can only hurt the team (full quote)
38042 Oh my goodness! We got a natural disaster. (full quote)
38042 Cute? I hate cute, baby ducks are cute. (full quote)
38042 Crash must've called the guy a cocksucker. MMMM, he's so romantic! (full quote)
38042 How come in former lifetimes everybody is always somebody famous? I mean, how come nobody ever says I was Joe Schmoe? (full quote)
40905 1.what do you believe in, then? 2.I believe in the soul. The cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high-fiver, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap, I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe there oughta be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Good night. 1. Oh my. (full quote)
46011 1) Who are you? Who's he? 2) I'm the player to be named later. (full quote)
46942 The only church that feeds the soul day in and day out is the Church of Baseball. (full quote)
mdeskattu You know what that makes you? LARRY?! Lollygaggers, sir! Lollygaggers. (full quote)
rhps2000 Limpid jets of love ... does that mean what I think it means? (full quote)
gingerG 1) Get a hit, Crush. 2) Shut up. (full quote)
gingerG The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness. (full quote)
christyge How was Eppie Calvin? Well, he fucks like he pitches...sorta all over the place! (full quote)
christyge Millie, you've got to stay out of the locker room. Your gonna get everybody into trouble. I got lured. You did not get lured. Women are too strong and powerful for that. Now repeat after me: I did not get lured. I take full responsibility for my actions. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- You guys... you lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. Do you know what that makes you? Larry? #2- Lollgaggers! #1- Lollygaggers. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-. and he's breathing out of his eyelids like a lava lizard. lt's an old Mayan deal. -#2 Aztec. #1- Aztec deal. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I hate people who get the words wrong. It ain't 'woolly' it's 'weary' and it nobody's got stress, they're wearing a dress. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- I got a Porsche already. A 944 with A.C. and a quadraphonic Blaupunkt. #2- You don't need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt--you need a curve ball. In the Show, everybody can hit the fastball. (full quote)
Marvin Acme You don't need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt--you need a curve ball. In the Show, everybody can hit the fastball. (full quote)
BobOdoule I believe in the soul . . . the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, long foreplay, show tunes, and that the novels of Thomas Pynchon are self-indulgent, overerrated crap. I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter, I believe in the sweet spot, voting every election, soft core pornography, chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 7 days (full quote)
jennifersharvey Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. [pause] (full quote)