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Caddyshack II - 1988 Movie Quotes

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6034 >If I pull the arrow out, will you suck the poison out of my ass? >>Let me get this straight, you pull it out, and I suck? (full quote)
6034 Good afternoon Mrs. Esterhouse (full quote)
  (1)He's a funsanuun... (2) what's a funsanuun? (1) A funsanuun is a guy who farts in the bathtub, then smells the bubbles... (full quote)
  Do you want to hear my Security System? ok well i dont take you to court or anything First i find out were you live then i beat your door down with a Fucking Baseball Bat start a bon fire in your living room with a chipendale roast that damn dog the im gunna come up stairs grab you buy your damn pj's and cramn that new BMW up your tight ASS! do we have an understanding? (full quote)
  C'mmmmmmmmmon little gopher! Everybody likes mass produced cream filled pastries! (full quote)
  miffy your a stupid superficial snotty little bitch.....really kate? really (full quote)
  You can improve your lie in the rough only if you can roughly prove you are not lying (full quote)
10929 --You know who you remind me of? --Who? --My father. --Guess that's better than your mother. (full quote)
10929 I won't be a caddy all my life. I'm going to carwash school in the fall. (full quote)
10929 I like to talk to myself. You know why? I like to deal with a better class of people. (full quote)
10929 I'm only doing this because I love you. That's the only reason. If it was up to me, I'd rather have a hernia operation. (full quote)
10929 I finally got it down to the absolute basic essentials: club, ball, swing. The rest of it is just walking around the park wearing funny pants. (full quote)
10929 --Mom and dad. Well, they're gone now. --They passed away? --No, Palm Beach. Wait a minute...I'm sorry, I think they are dead. (full quote)
10929 Take chances. I'm insured. (full quote)
10929 --You think it's safe to hit a ball in a place like this? --Of course, it's a ballroom. (full quote)
10929 --There's nothing to it. Just hold on tight, grip with your knees, let the animal do all the work. --Sounds like my wedding night. (full quote)
10929 Have a little faith in your lawyer. (full quote)
10929 --Hey, what the hell are you people doing around here? This is private property! --Royette, please, please. Let me handle this. This requires a little diplomacy and tact. Lady, please, get lost! (full quote)
10929 Well, at home we happen to be upper/lower. But, when I'm away at school I like to pretend that I'm lower/middle. But, what I aspire to become is middle/middle. (full quote)
10929 My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish. (full quote)
  If i wanted to be a piece of sports equipment i'd be a ladies bicycle seat. (full quote)
  Ty--Chandler--I'm looking for---Polygrip?---No---condom machine?---No----that blue stuff you put your combs in?---NO!!! (full quote)