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Cocktail - 1988 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
2946 Excuse me, do I have F*ck me written on my forehead? (full quote)
2946 I am going to be VERY fat, and YOU are gonna love it! (full quote)
2946 Too bad you couldn't keep your mouth shut about our sex life! It only gets better. (full quote)
2946 I left a can of spam in the refrigerator, I hope the brewer's yeast doesn't take it personally (full quote)
2946 Today's specials are..Meatloaf mozzarella, Chicken a la king, and may I suggest some ketchup for your fries! (full quote)
4049 I'd think twice about ordering the specials if I were you (full quote)
4049 Jesus, everything ends badly,otherwise it wouldn't end (full quote)
4049 what you see is what you get (full quote)
4049 I see it in pink neon. Blink blink blinkety blink (full quote)
4117 your flugelbinder is out there (full quote)
1990 I am the world's last barman poet! I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. America is getting stinking on something I stir or shake. The Sex On The Beach...the Schnapps made from peach! The Velvet Hammer...the Alabama Slammer! I make stuff with juice and froth, the Pink Squirrel...the 3 Toad Sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazzy, the Iced Tea...the Kamakazi! The Orgasm...the Death Spasm. The Singapore Sling...the Ding a Ling. America your just devoted to every flavor I got, but if you want to get loaded...why don't you just order a shot! (full quote)
  I am the world's first yuppie poet! (full quote)
  Woman:I had a premoniton that I was gonna meet someone when I came down here. Man: You still got time, you know (full quote)
5175 1: So i'm supposed to sleep with the same man day in and day out for the rest of my life 2: Yes, it's called marriage (full quote)
4927 You bitch! Why didn't you just say a rum and Coke?! (full quote)
3186 Everything ends badly, otherwise, it would never end. (full quote)
  Beer is for breakfast -- drink or be gone! (full quote)
5534 Beer is for breakfast -- drink or be gone! (full quote)
5671 Wouldn't be any fun if they just fell on the ground with their legs in the air, now would it? (full quote)
  Everything always ends badly or else it wouldn't end at all ... (full quote)
  Everything always ends badly or else it wouldn't end at all ... (full quote)
  1. You are in training my son. 2. In training for what? 1. For stardom. No matter how liberal this world may become, a man will always be judged on the amount of alcohol he can consume, and women will be impressed with it, whether they like it or not! (full quote)
5852 The money's gone, the brain is shot. But the liquor, we still got. (full quote)
9209 Brian- Louie Trez zev vwa la..should we let it breathe?.. Doug- It hasn't breathed in 50 years, its dead..lets just drink it. (full quote)
9209 Ahhhhhhhhhhh..the old Foolosopher. (full quote)
9543 Beer is for breakfast young Flannigan, drink or be gone. (full quote)
  your sexy smile isn't working this time. (full quote)
  i am the worlds last barman poet (full quote)
  Workers never hustle, and hustlers never work. You, my friend, are a worker. (full quote)
11442 Bet you can't spook me again. (full quote)
  Bury the dead...They stink up the joint (full quote)
13347 You know you limo drivers are all alike! You stand around all day with your finger up ass.... (full quote)
13347 Believe me, Bonnie. You are gonna wake up tomorrow morning with a sigh of relief because I'm not there. (full quote)
13347 I can't make it with my best friend's old lady. (full quote)
13347 Bar is open! (full quote)
13347 Is this our waterfall? (full quote)
13347 Is it mine? I was only asking. (full quote)
12095 It didn't have to be this way (full quote)
14502 This place is a proctologist's dream. wall to wall assholes. (full quote)
15044 Brian Flanagan- I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake. The sex on the beach, the schnapps made from peach, the velvet hammer, the Alabama slammer. I make things with juice and froth--the pink squirell, the three-toed sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazzi--the iced tea, the kamakazi. The org@sm..the death spasm..the Singapore sling..the ding-aling. America, you're just devoted to every flavor I've got, but if you wanna get loaded, why don't you just order a shot..Bar's open. (full quote)
  im spooked (full quote)
  the names murphey not monae (full quote)
  is this one night stand time? (full quote)
  The man's on a roll ladies and gentleman (full quote)
  Doug: I thought Coral was an inanimate object Brian: trust me there's nothing inanimate about Coral. (full quote)
  Bartender... you know how to make a RedEye? (full quote)
  everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end. (full quote)
  The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got. (full quote)
  Coglan's Law: Anything else is always something better. (full quote)
  Coglan's Law: Never show surprise, never lose your cool. (full quote)
  If Jordan gives birth to a fine Irish son / There will be Cocktails and Dreams for him one day to run / A business that will yield the financial windfall / To be franchised in every suburban shopping mall. / If a daughter arrives to bless our clan / I guess the shit will certainly hit the fan / But this I shall promise thee / I'll never let her marry a guy like me. / Still if our child is the naughtiest of girls or the wildest of young men / I swear I'll be the best dad I can / And never ever get spooked again. (full quote)
  everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end. (full quote)
  Little Darlings come in, hearts pitter pattering for the handsome, all knowing bartending. And In their wake, a parade of slobbering geeks with one hand on their crotch and the other on their wallets. Buttons were popping, skirts were rising. When you can see the color of their panties then you KNOW you've got talent. And boy oh boy have you got it. Stick with me son and I'll make you a star. (full quote)
  Wait unitl you've given her crabs, then you will truely know hate (full quote)
  Coglans law:Bury the dead, they stink up the joint! (full quote)
  Get Rid of the Dead, They only Stink Up The Place... (full quote)
  Doug: Proctologist's Dream - wall to wall ar**holes! (full quote)
  How come women are always named after inanimate objects? (full quote)
  Beer is for breakfast, drink or be gone! (full quote)
  I see America drinking (full quote)
  i have got serious fuck me eyes coming over here (full quote)
  id ike to try the orgasm please how many would you like umm multiple multiple well then why dont we start with a turquoise blue (full quote)
  Oh,sorry I called you a bitch. Oh,that's alright I am a bitch. (full quote)
  Sorry, I called you a Bitch. That's alright I am a Bitch. (full quote)
  Brian- Days get shorter and shoter..nights longer and longer. Before you know it, your life's just one long night with a few comotose daylight hours. (full quote)
4927 Ahhh, the oooooold philosopher. (full quote)
4927 Excuse me, do I have 'Fuck Me' written across my forehead? (full quote)
4927 Well, it wouldn't be any fun if they fell over with their legs up in the air. (full quote)
4927 Kinda makes ya curious, don't it? (full quote)
4927 Champagne - perfume going in, sewage coming out. (full quote)
Demar Everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end. (full quote)
10929 All Shook Up. (full quote)
10929 Tutti Fruiti. (full quote)
10929 Addicted To Love. (full quote)
10929 Don't Worry, Be Happy. (full quote)
10929 This Magic Moment. (full quote)
10929 Since When. (full quote)
10929 Addicted to love. (full quote)
10929 Don't Worry, Be Happy. (full quote)
10929 your sexy little smile isn't going to work this time. (full quote)
beekers 1) Are you going to provide the stale stench of beer and the local drunk, too? 2)I don't know, are you looking for another job? (full quote)
15044 Jason Visciano- This remark is towards the people who score the quotes on this site- You guys are horrible and you have no idea what you are doing. Thank You. (full quote)
15044 Doug- The luck is gone..the bran is shot, but the liquor we still got. (full quote)
17489 The name's Mooney not Monet. (full quote)
17489 --A diamond in the rough. The dreamer who can't take the criticism. --Not from a guy who hides here because he can't hack it in the real world. (full quote)
17489 Cocktails and Dreams....I see it in pink neon. Blink, blink, pinkety blink. (full quote)
17489 Days get shorter and shorter. Nights longer and longer. Before you know it, your life is just one long night with a few comatosed daylight hours. (full quote)
18244 Whoo! That's 50 bucks you owe me. (full quote)
26687 Oh Yes, happy hour. The great American invention for spending quality time with spouse souced. (full quote)
36101 Run for the shelter of your love... (full quote)
vip That's fifty bucks you owe me! (full quote)