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Coming to America - 1988 Movie Quotes


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3754 You know, I used to be just like you. Now...I'm washin' lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries, then the grill. In a year or two, I'll be assitant manager...and that's when the big bucks start rollin' in. (full quote)
3820 The royal penis is clean Your highness. (full quote)
4318 Yes, yes, fuck you too!!! (full quote)
4706 Some wish to be..a king..or a queen..some wish for fortune and fame (full quote)
5331 ohhh there they go. there they go. why every time i start talkin about boxing a white man gotta pull Rocky Marciano out they ass? rocky marcciano was good, but compared to joe lewis, rocky marciano aint shit. 2) he beat joe lewis' ass. 3) he did beat joe lewis ass. 1)joe lewis was 75 years old when they fought, jow lewis came out of retirement to fight rocky marciano. jow lewis always lied about his age. one time frank sinatra came in here and sat down on this chair. i said frank u always hanging out with joe lewis. just between me and you how old is he? u know what frank said? jow lewis is 137 yeas old. 137 years old! 4)u aint never meet no frank sinatra. 1)FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOU! , whos next? (full quote)
5671 Yes, yes, fuck you, too! (full quote)
5715 so ,you want to share your bed and your fortune with a beautiful fool (full quote)
5715 let them wait ,i am talking to my son (full quote)
619 I'M VERY HAPPY TO BE HERE!! (full quote)
2431 I want a woman who will arouse my intellect as well as my loins! (full quote)
6598 This is beautiful!!!whats this velvet?? (full quote)
  WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ASSS-HOLE? (full quote)
6857 You all know him as Joe the policeman on the, whats going down episode of Thats my Momma. (full quote)
6857 1.good morning my neighbours! 2.hey FUCK YOU! 1.Yes, Yes, FUCK YOU TOO! (full quote)
7121 My name is Jeezers and i'm the best all the Dj's want to feel my breast...a up a up a up. (full quote)
7121 So you want to sell your royal oats? Go out and see the world and then you can come back and marry your money. (full quote)
7121 How come she always gets the good ones?? (full quote)
7121 And when i say the boy has his own money, I mean the boy has his own money! Oh Lisa you hit the jackpot now! (full quote)
  My name is Jeezers and i'm the best, all the DJ's want to fell my breasts..e up e up e up. (full quote)
  My name is peaches and I'm the best, all the DJ's want to feel my breasts (full quote)
  So you want to sow your royal oats? Go out and see the world, and in 40 days you will come back and marry yemani (full quote)
7121 Hipopotamus Shit! Your the edge of the thrown of Zamunda, your wife would have a firm backside & big breasts like a Sour Melon. (full quote)
7371 when i take a look at the contestantsah.....for the miss black awareness pageantah...i feel goodah...i fell real goodah...because i know ther's a godah ...somewhereah..there's a godah somewhereah (full quote)
7446 Damn shame what they did to that dog. (full quote)
7446 Son, I thought that surely you had sex with your bathers. I know I do. (full quote)
7268 Hey Stu! Your rent's DUE, motherfucker! And don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit again! Yeah, you conscious... (full quote)
  Donations, Donations! I thought it was trash! (full quote)
7857 YES! YES! In the face! (full quote)
7857 They're Mac Donalds; I'm Mic Dowell's. They've got the golden Arches; We've got the golden Arcs. (full quote)
7937 Vadda you know from funny? (full quote)
  a)Did you amange to catch the professional football game on television last night? B) No A) The Packers of Green Bay took on the Giants of New York and the giants gained victory by kicking an oblong ball made out of pigskin through a big H! It was most exhilarating! B) Son... you wanna keep working here don't you? A) Yes. B) Stay off the drugs. A) Yes. (full quote)
8009 We have been to every bar in queens. Well that's what your doing wrong boy you can't go to no bar to meet nice women you gotta go nice places, like library, good women there, and church is good girls...or where I'm going tonight, the black awareness rally, they gonna be some fine women there tonight, good good clean girls! That's where I'm going shit! (full quote)
Shadrach If you're really a prince, I'll marry you! (full quote)
Shadrach From this point on, anyone who throws rose petals at my son will answer to me! (full quote)
Shadrach 1) If you're the prince, then who am I? 2) My servant? (full quote)
Shadrach Prepare the royal luggage! My son is going on a trip. (full quote)
Shadrach 1) You are not Akeem! 2) I know that! 1) What's this? 2) It's a photograph, I think that's where he works. 1) My son works? Where is he, I must speak to him. 2) I gave him my apartment...downstairs, first floor, apartment 1-A. (full quote)
Shadrach what does dumb fuck mean? (full quote)
Shadrach 1) Excuse me, sir. There are some people here to see you. 2) They're not from McDonalds, are they? 1) I don't think so. (full quote)
Shadrach I came to America to find my bride. I came to Queens to find you. (full quote)
  Thats beautiful what is that velvet (full quote)
  His mama name him clay im gonna call hom clay 2)MMM I say clay (full quote)
  His mama name him clay im gonna call hom clay 2)MMM I say clay (full quote)
  I want to tear you apart and your friend to. Just make it nice and neat. That'll be $8.00 the royal penis is clean your heines (full quote)
  You see, that's the problem: I can't find a MAN who can SATisfy me. Some men go a hour, hour-an-a-half... That's not enough! My man's gotta put in OVERtime for ME to get off!!! (full quote)
  - As long as you're asking, why not go for a cool million? - You do not think that would be too much? [beat] - Naaaahhhhhhhh. (full quote)
  you sweat from a baboon's balls! (full quote)
  He's not the prince! HE'S the prince. He's just the servant. You mean HE'S not the prince? Why does she always get the good ones! (full quote)
  sexual chocolate everybody!! (full quote)
  Get outta here dog! (full quote)
  Give it up for Mr. ... Randy ... Watson-ah! Sexual Chocolate! (full quote)
3225 wait a minute wait a minute a man walks into a restaurant and orders some soup, he says waiter come here and taste the soup the waiter says' is there something wrong with the soup' the man says taste the soup, the waiter asks 'is there something wrong with the soup?' Just taste the soup! The waiter says alright I'll taste the soup, where's the spoon? Akha! Akha! vadda you know from funny? (full quote)
7869 The royle penis is clean your heinous. (full quote)
7869 Please do not spill your beverages. (full quote)
Shadrach 1) I go to the university! 2) Which one? 1) The University of America! 2) I've never heard of that one. 1) It is a very small university. They do not even have a basketball team. (full quote)
Shadrach 1) YES!! YES!!! 2) what are you doing? It's half-time. 1) Yes, that is my favorite part! (full quote)
8753 (barber)Damn boy,is that some kind of weave or something. (Hakim)It is my natural hair, I have been growing it since birth. (barber)What do you put in this? (Hakim)Only juices and berries. (barber)Shit, that ain't nothin' but ultra perm. How ya want me to cut this? (Hakim)Just make it nice and neat. Snip. (barber)That'll be eight dollars (full quote)
8992 1).what about Patrice? 2).I am not interested in Patrice. 1).what about Darryl? 2).I am not interested in Darryl either! (full quote)
9585 There's a thin line between love and nausea. (full quote)
9841 They got the golden arches. I've got the golden arcs. They got the Big Mac. We got the Big Mic. We both have 2 all beef pattties, special sauce, but they have a sesame seed bun. Our buns have no seeds. (full quote)
9841 It was a most ripping victory. (full quote)
10395 1)Joe Louis is the greatest boxer that ever lived. 2)what about Rocky Maciano? 1) Every time someone talks about boxing some white boy gotta bring up Rocky Maciano. Rocky Maciano is good, compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Maciano ain't shit. 3) He beat Joe Louis's ass. (full quote)
10528 From an admirer, not Darelle? Somebody's messin around! (full quote)
10528 Yes, but I want a woman who is going to arouse my intellect as well as my loins! (full quote)
MaggieForMargaret It'sh beautiful. Vhat is it, velvet? (full quote)
11289 1. Tell me, what kind of music do you like ? 2. whatever music you like. 1. what kind of food do you like ? 2. whatever food you like. 1. hmmm, bark like a dog. 2.arf arf arf 1. A big dog ! 2. ARF ARF ARF (full quote)
jymcnair He rescued Jonah-ah from the whale-ah! He rescued Daniel-ah from the Lion's Den-ah! He got Gilligaaaaan-ah off the Island! (full quote)
12869 some goes an hour. some an hour and a half. and thats it. I want a man who can satisfy me. (full quote)
13264 JUST LET your SOULLL GLOW (full quote)
13264 SHE'S YOUR QUEEN TO BE, free OF INFECTION (full quote)
13304 I thought it was a trash can! (full quote)
13770 GO ON HONEY! TAKE A CHANCE (full quote)
14740 Hey Stu, you're rent's due mother fucker! And don't be pullin that fallin down the stairs shit on me, you hear! Are you conscious? (full quote)
14740 So please, give all you can. Now, we appreciate the kind that jingles, but we'd rather get the kind that folds. (full quote)
14740 Believe me, I tied my shoes once. It is an overrated experience. (full quote)
14740 Yeah honey, well I'm almost single. My husband's on death row. (full quote)
14740 Yeah honey, well I'm almost single. My husband's on death row. (full quote)
14740 1. I have recently been placed in charge of garbage! Do you have any that requires some disposal? 2. No, it's totally empty! (full quote)
14740 When you think of garbage, think of Akeem! (full quote)
14740 Lisa, you did it! You hit the jackpot! That little goat herder of yours makes Darryl look like he's on welfare! (full quote)
16100 And if loving the Lord is wrong, I dont want to be right. (full quote)
18281 Yes!!!! YES!!!!! FUCK YOU TOO!!!! (full quote)
18281 The royal penis is clean your highness... (full quote)
18281 1. Oha, it is my 21st birthday. Couldn't I just wipe my own ass for one day? 2. Very amusing sir.. WIPERS!!! (full quote)
18531 The royal penis is clean, your highness (full quote)
18531 1. Dear Sire, Akeem and I have depleted our funds. Kindly send 300,000 American dollars for we are in dire straits. Your humble servant, Semi. (full quote)
20195 May I present, Sexual Chocolate (full quote)
20947 Old Man (feeling African king's lion scarf thing): This is BEAUTIFUL! what is it, velvet? (full quote)
24566 (Arsenio Hall plays girl in club) I'm gonna tear you apart....and your friend too (full quote)
24566 Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! (full quote)
24986 I told you, the girl doesn't want you! Can't you get that through your greasy head?! (full quote)
24986 I bet you learn all that fightin' lions and shit... (full quote)
24986 what does 'dumb fuck' mean?! (full quote)
24986 Oh put a sock in it, Jaffa...the boy is in love. (full quote)
24986 what kind of sports did you play in Africa? Chase the monkey. (full quote)
24986 I don't care how much a man 'admires' you, he's not gonna give you earrings like that unless you're giving him some bu'tang! (full quote)
24986 Hey! Who's gonna clean up all these damn flowers! (full quote)
24986 I have a confession to make.....I worship the devil.. (full quote)
24986 1) Son, let me give you a piece of advice.....if you want to continue to work here, lay off the drugs. 2) Yes, sir. (full quote)
24986 what is going on? And why are you being nice to Akeem all of a sudden. (full quote)
24986 ...and I'm gonna tear you apart, and your little friend too. (full quote)
24986 1) where would you find such a woman? 2) In America! (full quote)
24986 I think you call it SOCCER!!!! (full quote)
24986 I don't go out with a guy unless he drives a BMW (full quote)
24986 1)I will remember this experience for the rest of my life 2) Who was that? 3) Oh just someone I met in the restroom... (full quote)
24986 I'm King Jeffey Jaffa, ruler of Samunda! (full quote)
24986 1) You mean, Akeem is the Prince? 2) Yes, and he's in love with your sister 3) How come she always gets the good one! (full quote)
24986 Hey wazz happenin' brotha?! You're a little late for the Christmas pageant......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (full quote)
24986 That boy is good! ....... damn that boy could sing! (full quote)
24986 YOU MUST BE OUT OF your GODDAMN MIND! (full quote)
24986 1)Okay, now what the fuck do you want?! 2) We desire a room 3) you better not be wasting my time, do you have money....................................well come on in, gentlemen... (full quote)
24986 1) Well it's a stupid tradition 2) Who might have changed it? 3) I thought you were the king (full quote)
24986 1) We seek meager accomodations 2) Excuse me? (full quote)
24986 Think of it this way, at least we learned how to make fries. (full quote)
24986 1) Who was that? 2) Jehova's Witnessess (full quote)
24986 Here, Queen, why don't you try the lazy-boy.. (full quote)
24986 Hey Akeem, be careful I think my sister likes you. (full quote)
25031 See, I’m washing lettuce! Soon, I’ll be on fries. In a few years, I’ll make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in! (full quote)
1ajas This is beautiful, what is it, velvet? (full quote)
KoolKatt 'The royal penis is clean.' (full quote)
  Just let your soul glow, make it oh so silky smooth. Just let it shine through baby, just let your SOUUUULLLL GLOWWWWW! (full quote)
  This is the first date Teresa and I have been on...since the doctor separated us. (full quote)
  You DUMBFUCK!!! (full quote)
  You dumb Fuck!! (full quote)
  OH,there they go.Everytime i start talk'n boxing, a white man gotta pull Rocky Marciano out they ass! (full quote)
  Wearing clothes must be a new experience for you (full quote)
  She's your queen to be (full quote)
  So you say you can have a woman who'll obey your every command, but youd rather have a woman who has an opinion. Only dogs are to obey. If you truly love your wife, you will value and cherish her opinions. Hippopatamus shit...you're the heir to the throne of Zemunda, your wife should only have a pretty face, a firm backside, and big breasts like casabamelons. So you'd share your bed and your fortune with a beautiful fool? That is the way it has always been with men of power...it is tradition. It is also tradition that times must and always do change my friend. (full quote)
  come on, dont stall me fatboy! (full quote)
  EVERYbody PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR JACKSON HIEGHTS OWN MR. RANDY WATSON! (full quote)
  what kinda chemical you got in there? I have put no chemical, only juices and berries. Shit that ain't nothin but ultraperm. (full quote)
  if loving the lord is wrong, then i dont want to be right (full quote)
  Eddie Murphy (full quote)
  I wantcha to take hold of da Lord's unchangin' hand...Because he helped Joshua fight da battle of Jericho, because he helped Daniel git out da lions den, because he helped GILLIGAAAN get off da island! (full quote)
  The the fucking quotes right, you don't sell your royal oats, Missy watch the damn movie again. And girls name is Peaches, who the fuck is Jeezers. (full quote)
  1) This is it, Semmi! life! Real life! A concept we have been denied for far too long! GOOD MORNING MY NEIGHBORS! 2) Hey, fuck you! 1) YES, YEEEESS! FUCK YOU TOO! (full quote)
  1) Heh, I don't know whether to kiss your hand, or bow, or what. Heh heh, I feel like breakdancing, heh heh. (full quote)
  Aoleon: My name is Aoleon Cleo (intrigued): Aoliien..Aaalien... (full quote)
  He helped GI-LI-GAAANNNNN get off the Island ! (full quote)
  That'll be eight dollars. (full quote)
  Missy Vee, get the fucking quotes right! It's Peaches not Jeezers and no on is the edge of the the throne he is the heir to the throne. If you don't know the quote don't put anything up there. (full quote)
10929 Mr. Frank Ozkerwitz...Pickup the white courtesy phone. (full quote)
10929 My son works! (full quote)
10929 I only date a man if he has a BMW. (full quote)
10929 I was Joan of Arc in my past life. (full quote)
10929 SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY (full quote)
beekers So you would share your bed and your fortune with a beautiful fool? (full quote)
jpsartrean Did you happen to catch the professional football contest on television last night? Ohhhh it was most exhilirating. The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay, and in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pig skin through a big H. It was a most ripping victory. (full quote)
jpsartrean (Trying to pronounce the Queen's name): A-o-leon? Ay-alien? Hey alien! (full quote)
Wige247 I want a woman that will arouse my intellect as well as my loins. (full quote)
Wige247 A.Hop on one leg...Bark like a dog B.Arf Arf Arf A.A big dog B.Woof Woof Woof (full quote)
32472 A; taste the soup! b: what is there a problem with the soup. A:NO just taste the soup B:what is there a fly in the soups A: NO just taste the soup B: Wheres the spoon? A: AHAHA AHAHA (full quote)
33501 What does dumb fuck mean? (full quote)
lostinwoods what is that? Velvet? (full quote)
38482 WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE? (full quote)
38482 COME ON, DON'T STALL ME FATBOY! (full quote)
40142 Donations! Donations! (full quote)
40142 Man,you aint never meet no Frank Sinatra (full quote)
42720 >Just taste the soup! >> Ok, where's the spoon? > Ahhaaa! (full quote)
43297 SEXUAL CHOCLATE!!!!!! SEXUAL CHOCLATE!!!!! (full quote)
43297 THAT BOY CAN SING. THAT BOY good. MMMH HMMM good AND TERRIBLE. (full quote)
45872 If loving the Lord is wrong, I don't want to be right. (full quote)
slowjay Heads, we go to New york. Tails, we go to Los Angeles. (full quote)
smitty His mamma call him Clay, I call him clay (full quote)
smitty what does Dumb Fuck mean? (full quote)
smitty Now! You all know him, as Joe the Policeman, from the Whats Going down episode, of Thats my Momma. So I'd like you to put your hands together, for Jackson Heights own, Mr Randy Watson. (full quote)
doubledose wearing clothes must be a new experiance for you. (full quote)
doubledose pound for pound sugar ray robinson is the best fighter eva lived (full quote)
doubledose Who was that? just a man I met in the restroom. (full quote)
doubledose Akeem is from Africa, so what you doing over here. I am a student. were? I go to the university. Which one? the university of the united states. I never heard of that (full quote)
doubledose Now what the fuck you boys done done up here? My friend Semi altered the apartment, and I want to bring a young lady up and I cant let her see me living like this. This stuff aint hot is it? oh no no. I tell you what, Ill move up here and you boys can move in my apartment. Is your aprtment poor? yea its a real shit hole you'll love it. downstairs apartment 1 a. Thank you sir. Semi move our things (full quote)
handvsis Man you ain't never met no Martin Luther the Kang (full quote)
handvsis Sexual Chocolate (full quote)