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Die Hard - 1988 Movie Quotes


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265 Happy Trails, Hans! (full quote)
agwendolyn Well, well, well... Hans. (full quote)
agwendolyn Give me my detanators. (full quote)
agwendolyn 1) I thought you guys only ate donuts. 2) They're for my wife. 1) Right. 2) She's pregnant. 1) Right. (full quote)
agwendolyn Bag it. (full quote)
evilroy Now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho. (full quote)
  what does it sound like lady? Im ordering a fuckin pizza?? (full quote)
5449 Nice suit. John Phillps, London. I have two myself. (full quote)
5630 I'm an exceptional thief, Ms. Genero. And since I'm stepping up to kidnapping, I suggest you behave nicely toward me. (full quote)
5713 Come out to the coast. We'll get together, have a few laughs. (full quote)
  Lady: Attention whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only. John McClane: No fucking shit lady! Do I sound like i;'m ordering a pizza?! (full quote)
7294 Hans: Who are you then, just another security guard? John: ehhh,sorry Hans wrong guess, would you like to go for double jepordy where the scores can really change. (full quote)
7294 Paulo: Well the weather outside is frightfull..dum de dum..delightful and nobody has a place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. JEESUS CHRIST!!! John: Welcome to the party, PAL (full quote)
7572 You asked for a miracle. I give you the F .. B .. I (full quote)
7887 Shoot the glass!!! (full quote)
7887 what idiot put you in charge? You did, after you murdered my boss... (full quote)
7887 Im afraid he wont be joining you for the rest of his life... (full quote)
Shadrach Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker! (full quote)
7887 call me roy! (full quote)
  Just like fuckin Saigon aye Slick I was in Junior high Dickhead (full quote)
Shadrach Now I know what a TV dinner feels like. (full quote)
Shadrach Now I have a machine gun...ho, ho, ho. (full quote)
Shadrach 1) I think he's a cop. 2) How do you know? 1) A hunch...things he said. Like being able to spot a phony ID. 2) He could be a fucking bartender for all we know! (full quote)
Shadrach 1) Yee-haa!! Just like fucking Saigon, huh, kid? 2) Dickhead...I was in junior high! (full quote)
Shadrach Hans! Bubbie! I'm your White Knight! (full quote)
  Awww...no bullets. Think I'm fuckin stupid, Hans? (full quote)
  your a policeman, there are rules for policemen (full quote)
8556 (1)Wanna know the secret to surviving air travel? After you get where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks, and you walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes. (2)Fists with your toes? (1)I know, I know, it sounds crazy. Trust me. I've been doing it for nine years. (full quote)
8556 Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash! (full quote)
8556 Oh my God, the quarterback is toast. (full quote)
8556 (1)You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan. (2) Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks. (full quote)
  If your not part of the solution your part of the problem, quit being part of the FUCKIN' problem and put the other guy back on. (full quote)
  Asshole? I'm not the one who just got but fucked on national tv DWAYNE! (full quote)
9213 McClane: I'm on your side you assholes! (full quote)
  Welcome to the party,pal! (full quote)
9565 We're gonna need some more FBI guys I guess. (full quote)
9565 Happy trails Hans (full quote)
9565 If this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Years (full quote)
9565 1)Next time you have the chance to kill someone, don't hesitate. 2)Thanks for the advice. (full quote)
9565 Twas the night before christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two by two cover formation. (full quote)
  i thought you guys just ate donuts. (i'm not a quoter, but if you want to hear more from me, say so on your site, i'll give you 1 week. Cheers!) (full quote)
  Well, I'm Not the one who just got butt-fucked on national T.V. Dwayne! (full quote)
  He's alive...only John could piss someone off that much (full quote)
  And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer. Benefits of a classical education. (full quote)
  And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer. (Chuckles)Benefits of a classical education. (full quote)
  Looks like the police have got themselves an RV. (full quote)
  McClane: Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this (full quote)
  McClane: Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this? (full quote)
  McClane: Motherfucker! I'm gonna kill you! Then I'm gonna fuck'n cook ya! Then I'm gonna fuck'n eat ya! (full quote)
  McClane to Karl: You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fuck'n neck!! (full quote)
  (McClane throwing the bomb down the shaft) Geronimo Motherfucker!! (full quote)
  Takagi: I don't know the code I'm telling you. Get on the jet to Tokyo and ask the chairman. I'm telling you, you'll just have to kill me. Hans: Okay. (Shoots Takagi in the head) (full quote)
  Get downstairs, all of you! The whole fuckin' roof is wired to blow! Get down! Get down! Get the fuck downstairs! (Shoots his machine gun in the air) (full quote)
  (Ending lines) Argyle: If this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Years. (full quote)
  Just the fly in the ointment hans, the pain in the ass, the monkey in the wrench. (full quote)
  where are you going pal? no more table. next time you have the chance to kill someone, dont hesitate. thanks for the advice (full quote)
  Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash! (full quote)
  Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash! (full quote)
  Terrorist: You're a policeman, even policeman have rules. Mclane: Yeah, that's what my captain keeps telling me (full quote)
  It's not the police you idiot, its him (full quote)
  Yippi Kiyai mutha fucka. (full quote)
  Yippe Ki Aye motherfucker (full quote)
  I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adroit, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas you Mr. Takagi did not see that way. So he won't be joining us for the rest of his life. (full quote)
  No fuckin' shit, lady! Do I sounds like I'm ordering a pizza? (full quote)
  I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation. (full quote)
  1) There are armed terroists in this building.... 2) Sir this is for emergencies only 1) DO I SOUND LIKE I'M ORDERING A PIZZA??? (full quote)
  No, but it's gonna need a paint job a shitload of screen doors. (full quote)
8190 Hans...Bubbie...I'm your White Knight! It's not what I have...It's what I can give ya. (full quote)
9821 Ya wanna know the secret of successful air travel? After you get where you're going, ya take off your shoes and socks. Then ya walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists with your toes. (full quote)
9821 ARGYLE: Tell you what. I'll pull into the parking garage and wait. You score with your wife give me a call on the car phone and I'll leave your bags inside at the desk. You strike out...I'll get you to a hotel. MCCLANE: You're all right, Argyle. ARGYLE: Just remember that when you sign for the tip. (full quote)
9821 MCCLANE: You know, I think that Ellis has his eye on you. HOLLY: That's okay.... I have an eye on his private bathroom. (full quote)
9821 THEO: ..So, Kareem rebounds, feeds Worthy on the break, over to A.C., to Magic, back to Worthy in the lane and --(Suddenly the other man pulls out a Walther pistol with a silencer and aims it at the Guard's forehead. Before the Guard can react he pulls the trigger.) THEO: Boom...two points. (full quote)
9821 It looks like the police have themselves an RV! (full quote)
9821 The quarterback is toast! (full quote)
9821 Be patient, only wound them. (full quote)
9821 He looks pissed!! (full quote)
9942 And when Alexandretta looked upon the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer. (full quote)
ShadowDragyn Ladies and gentlemen, due to the Nakatomi Corporation's legacy of greed aroudn the globe, they're about to be taught a lesson in the real use of power. You will be witnesses. (full quote)
10828 call me roy (full quote)
10929 -You want money? What kind of terrorists are you? -Who said we were terrorists? (full quote)
10929 When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer. The benefits of a classical education. (full quote)
10929 We're gonna need some more F.B.I. guys, I guess. (full quote)
10929 -This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly. -That was Gary Cooper, asshole. (full quote)
10929 -Figure we take out the terrorists. Lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the hostages. -I can live with that. (full quote)
10929 Only John can drive somebody that crazy. (full quote)
11156 I hope that's not a hostage. (full quote)
11654 1: Do you think that they will even try to do it? 2: Who cares. (full quote)
12206 Clay, bill Clay (full quote)
12840 1. This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly. 2. That was Gary Cooper, asshole. (full quote)
12840 Now I know what a TV dinner feels like. (full quote)
13449 Welcome to the party, pal! (full quote)
13901 Oh My God the quaterback IS toast! (full quote)
13901 Ho-Ho-Ho, now I have a machine gun. (full quote)
14553 Hans, booby...I'm your white knight. (full quote)
17050 You wanna stay alive...you stay with me (full quote)
17143 I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation. (full quote)
17143 This is Agent Johnson... no the other one. (full quote)
17498 Asshole? Asshole? I'm not the one that just got buttfucked on national t.v. DWAYNE. (full quote)
20201 Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister. (full quote)
20201 1)You won't hurt me. 2)Oh Yeah, why's that? 1)Because you're a policeman, and policemen have rules. 2) That's what my captain keeps telling me. (full quote)
22860 John)Mayday, Mayday,Is anyone there Operator)911 emergency John)Terrorists have taken over the Nakatomy Plaza Operator)Sir this channel is reserved for emergencies only John)No shit lady does it sound like im orderin a fuckin pizza (full quote)
23754 Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash! (full quote)
23754 C'mon baby, come ta' papa, I'll kiss ya' fuckin' dalmatian! (full quote)
23754 Bzzzt! Sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change? (full quote)
23754 Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! (full quote)
24547 Yippie-kay-ay motherfucker (full quote)
24986 Hunt the little shit down and get me my detonators! (full quote)
24986 Why the hell didn't you stop them, John?! Because you will be dead too, asshole! (full quote)
24986 1) Mr. Katacki chooses his people well, Ms.... 2) Generro....MISS Generro. (full quote)
24986 Mr. Takagi... I'm not interested in your computer. I'm interested in the 640 million dollars in negotiable bearer bonds you have in your vault. (full quote)
24986 1) Now... you can break the code...? 2) You didn't bring me along for my charming personality. (full quote)
24986 Think....THINK GOD DAMN IT!! (full quote)
24986 Mayday, Mayday! Anyone! Terrorists have seized the Nakatomi building and are holding 30 or more hostages! I say again? Unknown number of terrorists, six or more, armed with automatic weapons at Nakatomi, Century City... Somebody answer me, Goddamnit! (full quote)
24986 No one kills him but me... (full quote)
24986 Come on, come on...who's in that car, Stevie Wonder? (full quote)
24986 He wasn't lying about Marco....he's lying down on the street! (full quote)
24986 Hans, baby...I'm your white knight. (full quote)
24986 Smile, Karl. We are back in business. (full quote)
24986 1) After all your posturing, all your speeches...you're nothing but a common thief. 2) I'm an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And now that I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite. (full quote)
1ajas Yippy-ki-yay mother-fu**a. (full quote)
  C'mon baby, come ta' papa, I'l kiss ya' fuckin' dalmatian! (full quote)
  Si, Mrs. Holly, I do that already (full quote)
  yipekieeeee mother fucker (full quote)
  Mr.Takagi, I could speak about men's fashions and industrialization all day along, but I am afraid work must include. (full quote)
  You ass hole... Ass hole, your the one that just got buttfucked on national television (full quote)
  (Hans)So who are you then? Just another american who watched too many movies as a child. Another guy who thinks he's John Wayne, Rambo? (McClane)I was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually, really liked those sequined shirts. (Hans)Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy. (McClane)Yippee kay yay mother fucker. (full quote)
  I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV Duane........ (full quote)
  ..... benefits of a classical education. (full quote)
  take this under advisement jerk weed (full quote)
  yippee kayea mother fucker (full quote)
  well suck my dick arsehole (full quote)
  Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs. (full quote)
  its ganna need a paint job, and a shit load of screen doors. (full quote)
  Terrorist: There are rules for policemen. John: Yea, that's what my captain keeps telling me... (full quote)
  I think were gonna need a couple of FBI guys... (full quote)
  1)This is Holly's husband, Holly's police man. (Ellis wipes cocaine off his face) 2)Missed some. (full quote)
  Go ahead show him the watch we got you... it's a Rolex. (full quote)
  Roy - Why don't you wake up and smell what your shovelin. (full quote)
die_hardest John McClane: Drop it, dickhead. It's the police. Tony: You're not going to hurt me. John McClane: Oh, yeah? Why not? Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen. John McClane: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me (full quote)
10929 555-3213 (full quote)
10929 Sit down! (full quote)
10929 The code please. (full quote)
10929 Who said we were terrorists? (full quote)
10929 I will count to three. There will not be a four. (full quote)
10929 You didn't bring me along for my charming personality. (full quote)
10929 The police have themselves a R.V. (full quote)
10929 Merry Christmas. (full quote)
10929 NOW I HAVE A machine GUN. HO-HO-HO. (full quote)
10929 No one is coming to help you. (full quote)
10929 I promise I won't hurt you. (full quote)
10929 It's not the police. It's him. (full quote)
10929 Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! (full quote)
24986 (1)Powell, has it occurred to you... he could be one of the terrorists or some nutcase in there? (2) I don't think so. In fact, I think he's a cop... maybe not LAPD, but he's definitely a badge. (1) How do you know that? (2) A hunch... things he said...like being able to spot a phoney ID. (1) Jesus Christ, Powell! He could be a bartender for all we know! (full quote)
24986 (POWELL) Going in? That's crazy! There could be over 30 hostages in there for all we know. (ROBINSON) We don't know shit, Powell. If there's hostages, how come there are no ransom demands? If there's terrorists in there, where's their list of demands? All we know is that somebody shot your car up. It's probably the same silly son of a bitch you've been talking to on that radio. (full quote)
24986 (ELLIS) Hey, Holly. What about dinner tonight? (HOLLY) Ellis, it's Christmas Eve. Families, stockings, Chestnuts? Rudolph and Frosty? Any of these things ring a bell? (ELLIS) Actually, I was thinking more of mulled wine, a nice, aged Brie... ...and a roaring fireplace. You know what I'm saying? (full quote)
24986 (1) W-what was that? (2) Remember that plastic explosive I told you about? There you go. Is the building on fire? (1) No, but it's gonna need a paintjob and a shitload of screen doors. (full quote)
24986 (Woman) Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only. (McClane) No shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza? (full quote)
24986 (Powell) I'm at Nakatomi Plaza. They're turning my car into Swiss cheese! I need backup assistance now! Now, goddamn it! Now! (full quote)
1ajas Now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho. (full quote)
1ajas Happy trails, Hans. (full quote)
1ajas Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker! (full quote)
1ajas Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash! (full quote)
Braveheart 1) what kind of terrorist are you? 2) Who said anything about us being terrorists? (full quote)
Braveheart 1) what idiot put you in charge? 2) You did. When you killed my boss. (full quote)
29029 1. what do they put in these things anyway? 2. Sugar, enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60, and yellow dye #5. Everything a growing boy needs. (full quote)
Debozero By the time they figure out what happen we will be on the earning 20% (full quote)
30427 Come out to the coast, will get together have a few laughs (full quote)
30427 Hey, babe, I negotiate million-dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash. Hey! Sprekin' ze talk? (full quote)
33501 Yeah come on out to the coast we'll get together have a few laughs. (full quote)
33501 If you are what I think you are, you'll know when to keep your mouth shut, when to duck, and when to pray. (full quote)
33501 All things being equal I'd rather be in Philadelphia. (full quote)
33944 I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, Duane!!! (full quote)
33944 1/ How ya felling, partner?? 2/ pretty fuckin'unappreciated, Al!!! (full quote)
33944 When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer..... benefits of a classical education (full quote)
33944 Nice suit. John Phillps, London. I have two myself..... rumour has it Arafat buys his there (full quote)
41150 yippikay yey motherfucker (full quote)
41892 I hope thats not a hostage. (full quote)
41892 I must have missed 60 minutes what are you saying? (full quote)
41892 Glass, who gives a sit about glass! (full quote)
44723 EAT IT HARVEY! (full quote)
44723 I am going to count to three./ Like you did with Takagi. (click) OOPS! (click, click, click) No bullets. what do you think I'm fucking stupid, Hans. (full quote)
46042 No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza? (full quote)
46184 Yippie ki ya motherfucker! (full quote)
RachieAchie 1) This channel is reserved for emergency calls only... 2) No fucking shit lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?! (full quote)
48700 Now I know what a t.v. dinner feels like. (full quote)
bigclaude I'm not the one who just got buttfucked on national TV Dewayne! (full quote)
bigclaude 1: Give us a break Thornburg. 2: EAT IT HARVEY!!! (full quote)
goochman 1.)Sir, this line is for emergencies only. 2.)No fucking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm tryin' to order a pizza? (full quote)
smiley07 Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? (full quote)
frankbeltran2 come on down (full quote)
Wes McGame with all the dead terrorists in the world i killed the one with feat smaller than my siser (full quote)