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Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - 1988 Movie Quotes

Posted ByQuote
4270 I'm keeping the mink. Is that wrong? (full quote)
4270 Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma! (full quote)
  Ecuse me, may I go to the bathroom...........Thank you (full quote)
6261 Not mother? (full quote)
6261 May I take your tritan, sir? (full quote)
6261 O-KLA-HOMA! Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma! (full quote)
12153 [Sitting at the dinner table] Freddy Benson: Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first? Lawrence Jamieson: Of course you may. Freddy Benson: [After a pause, and with relief] Thank you. (full quote)
12153 To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American. (full quote)
12153 A poacher who shoots at rabbits may scare big game away. (full quote)
  ive got culture coming out of my ass (full quote)
  women... they get less heart attacks, less strokes, less prostate trouble! (full quote)
  Freddy!! Do you want the genital cuff?! (full quote)
  Freddy!! Do you want the genital cuff?! (full quote)
  i'd like a double turkey sandwich on rye, a side order of fries, one of those large knockwurts, 3 bags of potato chips, a chocolate milk and 2 beers, why don't you have a beer? three beers! .. thank you (full quote)
  RENEE; She's very rich, very married, extremly corrupt and a willing infidel. LAURENCE; Perfect. (full quote)
30110 why is the cork on the fork (full quote)
Penster 1> May I go to the bathroom please? 2> Yes. 3> (With look of relief on face) Thank you. (full quote)
10929 It is better to be truthful and good than to not. (full quote)
The Raven 1) Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist? 2)No! (full quote)
The Raven Fellas, last year I made 3 million dollars, but your 50 thousand was the most fun. Are you ready? Then let's go get 'em. (full quote)
Stephanie Wow! WOW! WehehOW! All I can say is WOW! (full quote)
  SHALL I GET THE genital CUFF? (full quote)
  He called me Lady Fanny? (full quote)
Strider The women of my country fight right alongside the men. They also are too proud to accept charity. (full quote)
Strider Excuse me, is that man actually royalty? (full quote)
Strider No, I'm an American. Fannie Eubanks of Omaha. (full quote)
Strider Oh, your highness, I don't want money from a man who needs every penny to feed his enslaved people. (full quote)
Strider As police inspector I give you my word that the case will be investigated in a very slipshod manner. (full quote)
Strider All right. Cuddly, cuddly. (full quote)
Strider Do you want me to use the genital cuff? (full quote)
10929 Are you ready? Then let's got get them. (full quote)
10929 Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! Oklahoma! (full quote)
  Ruperict, You've been banging your pots again, haven't you? I told you, If you keep on banging your pots, you won't have any left! (full quote)
  Ruperict, Remember what we did when Uncle Ted was here? (Ruperict dons a yellow rubber glove and begins to lube it up good with K-Y jelly) No No Ruperict,... before that! (full quote)
marvin mcgoo Ruprick leave the cork on the fork. (full quote)
marvin mcgoo You didn't give him any money did you?You must not give him any money.If I accept his case I must be paid a fee. (full quote)
fezzikito May I take your trident, sir? (full quote)