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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark - 1988 Movie Quotes

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469 1) I, ah... I can only play G-rated movies. 2) Oh well, there's nothing wrong with G-rated movies, as long as there's lots of sex and violence. (full quote)
d5395 I'm flat busted!! (full quote)
4722 I might just hang myself in the oven! (full quote)
4722 Hows your head?...Well I havent had any complaints so far! (full quote)
6285 listen sister, if I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. (full quote)
5757 Trash does not compete with class. (full quote)
5757 Well, so much for my big opening. (full quote)
5757 what do I look like I just fell off the tuna truck? (full quote)
  She who holds the book of sight, when the moon is drained of all its light, will be ruler of the night Mistress of the Dark (full quote)
18756 1. what's the matter, did you forget where you put your broom? 2. listen fatso, if i had a broom i know exactly where i'd put it. (full quote)
18756 1. well i never! 2. yeah, and you never will with dem soupcans on your head. (full quote)
32296 I need a house like a leper needs a three-way mirror! (full quote)
32296 what's that perfume you're wearin...the catch of the day? (full quote)
32296 I didn't know I had a good aunt...much less a GREAT one. (full quote)
32296 *Talking about the character Patty* I'd like to rip every single bleach blonde hair outta her scalp..gouge out her eyeballs and use here head as a bowling ball! (full quote)
32296 I don't think you fit in this don't even fit in that dress. (full quote)
  Bob: How's your head? Elvira: I haven't had any complaints yet! (full quote)
46065 juat grab a tool and start bangin' (full quote)
46065 Elvira (ringing the bell too interrupt a debate at the cosy cot) listen, i hate to interrupt this little episode of the Waltons, but can I get a room? (full quote)
46065 Tell 'em, tell 'em i was more than just a great set of boobs. ***Ponders a bit*** Tell 'em i was also an incredible set of legs too. And tell 'em, tell 'em I never turned down a friend. I, never turned down a stranger for that matter (full quote)
46067 I'm only in town for a couple of days and I can't think of anyone else I'd rather squeeze into my agenda. (full quote)
46067 There she was parading around in clothes that wouldn't keep a tit mouse dry in a drizzle. (full quote)
46067 Tom: At least you still have the ring. Elvira: Yeah, but all I can get it to do is look cheap. (full quote)
46067 Judge: Any last words? Elvira: Yes. help. (full quote)
46065 Elvira (consoling Robin for getting told off about wearing make up) Hey don't worry about it, i used to get the same line from the nuns at the orphanage about wearing make up. Course, i was only eight (full quote)
46065 Someone like her moves into town, and the next thing you know they're teaching sex education in the schools and they're handing out condoms to kindergarteners (Chastity Pariah talking about Elvira ) (full quote)
46065 I've seen the peoples court, i'm entitled to one phonecall and a strip search (elvira in jail) (full quote)
46065 Sorry I'm late but, then, so's my aunt (at the reading of Aunt Morganas will) (full quote)
46065 Yeah really, lets get going before somebody else dies (still at the reading of the will) (full quote)
46065 The Girl who put the boob, back into boob tube (full quote)
46065 Bob: what perfumes re you wearing? Elvira: super unleaded, dont smoke (full quote)