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Fish Called Wanda, A - 1988 Movie Quotes


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  #1 Don't call me stupid. #2 Oh, right. calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! (full quote)
  I once had a friend in the CIA who had a stutter. cost him his life. (full quote)
evilroy Oh you English are soooo superior . . .well you know where you'd be with out the good ol' United states. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire. (full quote)
3820 It's K-K-Ken coming to k-k-kill me. (full quote)
4318 Don't touch his dick! (full quote)
evilroy We did not lose Viet Nam, it was a tie! (full quote)
evilroy The central principal of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself'! (full quote)
  I said to myself: where could George be going at 7:05 with that sawed-off shot gun? (full quote)
5172 Isn't it time you faced up to certain realities, Ken. Come on. You're a very attractive man, Ken. You're smart, you've got wonderful bones, great eyes, and you dress really interestingly. (full quote)
5172 (1) I used to box for Oxford. (2) Oh yeah? Well, I used to kill for the C.I.A. (full quote)
5172 (1) You, pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scum-bag, fuck-faced, dickhead, asshole! (2) How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you? (full quote)
5172 I wanna make love with you Wanda. I'm a good lover, at least used to be, back in the early 14th century. (full quote)
7268 I'm with the CIA, I'm Agent Mann...Fred...Jenn...Sen...Sen. (full quote)
7937 Disappointed!! (full quote)
  1) Apes do NOT read philosophy! 2) Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it! (full quote)
  1) Don't ever call me stupid. 2) Why on earth not? (full quote)
10741 A: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian aren't you? O: You're the vulgarian, you fuck! Now apologise. A: what, me to you? O: ...Apologise. (full quote)
10741 I love watching your ass when you walk, is that beautiful or what? Don't touch him! He's mine! A pound says you won't kill her! (full quote)
10741 Ken: Otto. You owe me a p..p..p..p..p... Otto: what? Ken: You owe me a p..pound. Otto: ...Not Granny... Ken: Met with an...accident. (full quote)
circelli17 We did not lose Vietnam... It was a tie! (full quote)
Demar 1)Why you pompous, stuck up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twurp, scumbag, fuckface, dickhead asshole! 2) You are a true vulgarian, aren't you? 1) Your the vulgarian you fuck, now apologize! (full quote)
  1. Don't call me stupid. 2. Right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've met sheep that could out-wit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQ's. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, Ape? 1. .....Apes don't read philosophy. 2. Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a few things. Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not Every Man For Himself. And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are mistakes Otto. I looked 'em up. (full quote)
jymcnair (1) where are they going?! (2) To the c-c-c... The c-c-c-cath... (1) Take your time. (2) To the c-c-ca-cath... (1)Try singing it! (2) The CAAAH! The CAAAAAH! (full quote)
13702 Ewww. Don't eat the green ones. They're not ripe yet. Haa!! (full quote)
13702 1. We're American; we like winners. 2. Winners...like north Vietnam? 1. Shut up! (full quote)
13702 I'M SORRY I ATE your FISH! (full quote)
14806 Now you listen to me Mr. Manfrengensen... (full quote)
  England's contribution to world cuisine... the chip. (full quote)
  Otto: Don't call me 'stupid'. Wanda: Oh right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've know sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual don't you, ape? Otto: Apes don't read philosophy. Wanda: Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. Otto: Uha! Wanda: The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself'. Otto: You mean.. Wanda: And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked 'em up. (full quote)
  guy: Don't call me stupid. girl: Of course not, to call YOU stupid would be an insult to stupid people (full quote)
16093 Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself,' and the London Underground is not a political movement! Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. (full quote)
18520 WAKE UP LIMEY FISH!!! (full quote)
4927 what kind of idiot robs his OWN HOUSE?!!! (full quote)
  Aristotle was not Belgian!!!! (full quote)
19987 Oh, no! It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! (full quote)
19987 1.) Nothing. It's just that wasting old ladies isn't nice! 2.) Well, it's better than b-b-buggerin' people! (full quote)
20973 Nobody touch him! He's mine!! (full quote)
21540 1) OK George, we gotta talk 2) You tell those pigs to FUCK OFF!! 1) (Turning to the officers) Fuck off pigs... (Officers do not respond) ...Did you hear what I said?...Fuck. Off. (full quote)
4927 K-K-Ken is c-c-coming to k-k-kill me! (full quote)
4927 Don't call me stupid. (full quote)
  u mother fucking asshole.. go fucking suck a cow you fucking fagget.. this fucking website is fucking gay.. fuck all u gay faggets (full quote)
  whoever left that last quote is REALLY lame. just a thought. (full quote)
  asshooole! (full quote)
  REVENGE! (full quote)
  Oh, not you, Ken! You have a beautiful speaking voice...when it works. (full quote)
  K-K-Ken's p-p-pets! (full quote)
  1: dont call me stupid 2: oh im sorry calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! (full quote)
  Wanda: Even if you were my brother, I'd still want to fuck you. (full quote)
  (1) Otto, are you really Italian? (2) Si, absolumente. My name is Otto. It means 'eight'. (full quote)
  Asshole! (full quote)
  Just another thought, faggot is spelled F-A-G-G-O-T. Jagoff. (full quote)
  the pearl is in the river (full quote)
  Helloooo, lunch! (full quote)
4105 Ken, somebody just called. (full quote)
4105 1. Don't call me stupid. 2. No, calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! (full quote)
4105 yelling out the car window: ASSHOLE!!! (full quote)
10929 Hello, Wanda. (full quote)
10929 The London underground is not a political movement. (full quote)
10929 A tale of murder, lust, greed, revenge and seafood. (full quote)
10929 Hey, great fish! A little squeeze of lemon, some tartar sauce, perfect. (full quote)
10929 England is a fine country. (full quote)
10929 what was the middle thing? (full quote)
10929 But you are a famous barrister, aren't you? (full quote)
10929 --But it is a safety deposit box key?
--Oh, yes. (full quote)
10929 Do you despise me? (full quote)
10929 How do you do, Mrs. Leach? I'm Harvey Manfredin Saint John. I'm with the CIA. (full quote)
10929 You obviously don't know anything about intelligence work, lady. It's an XK Red 37 technique. (full quote)
10929 --I used to box for Oxford.
--Oh, yeah? Well, I used to kill for the CIA. (full quote)
Magpie It's an X-K-Red-27 technique. (full quote)
26563 Even if you were my brother, I'd still want to fuck you. (full quote)
32106 We did not lose Vietnam, it was a tie! (full quote)
Dulcinea He doesn't have a clue...he's so dumb, he thought the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived. And when he heard your daughter's name was Portia, he said, 'Why did they name her after a car?' (full quote)
47896 I love robbing the English, they're so polite. (full quote)
47896 20 million dollars and he's worried about an insect. (full quote)
47896 Come on Wanda, gullet time. (full quote)
47896 Stutter's not getting any better is it, Ken? (full quote)
47896 They get rigger mortis in the prime of life in this country. (full quote)
47896 Intelectually inferioir English faggots, Jesus they're up tight. (full quote)
47896 ...poverty stricken, sexually repressed football hooligans. (full quote)
47896 We haven't been to the pub in 15 years! (full quote)
47896 Thats him, Inspector. He's the one who tried to murder my dogs. (full quote)
47896 My Grandfather was in the secret service, Mr Manfrenjensen, and i know perfectly well that you don't tell people when you are de-briefing a KGB defector. (full quote)