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Funny Farm - 1988 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
1815 It's a fish out of water story 2) The squirell is me isn't it (full quote)
4210 Who the heck was that crazy driving guy who just hit me? He's your mailamn sir. (full quote)
4210 Look at this one honey..we've got a big load on out hands here..a great big duck. [all of the ducks attack him]. (full quote)
6034 >I just can't get enough of these lamb fries! >>I think you might actually break the record of twenty eight! >Well here goes! >>Twenty nine, Thirty! Wow! I've never seen someone eat so many testicles! (full quote)
9000 youre not knocking him out, youre beatin' the piss out of em! (full quote)
  where iwas the movie filmed city and state (full quote)
circelli17 (Does the Sheriff always ride in a taxi?) Yep, ever since he failed his drivers test. (full quote)
16963 Cue the deer. (full quote)
  That's right, sheep balls!! (full quote)
  Got to knock you out to get the hooks out (full quote)
10929 Andy? (full quote)
  Don't try to deny it! I stepped on the core! (full quote)
  It's Burning!! Are you happy now!? It's burning!!! SHit!!! It's burning!!! God Dammit! (full quote)
  Nice try Mr. Farmer. Even i can tell when two penny's are being dropped into a Jelly Jar. (full quote)
  Hey Mac do u know the way to Red Bud?? How'd u know my name whas Mac? I just guess! Well then why dont u guess ur way 2 red Bud (full quote)
  You want yellow-dog? (full quote)
10929 --Hey, Mac, which way to Redbud? --How'd you know my name is Mac? --I just guessed. --The why don't you guess your way to Redbud? (full quote)