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Great Outdoors, The - 1988 Movie Quotes


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  Big bear, Big bear chase me! (full quote)
5746 Get yourself a new spin cycle! (full quote)
  what a gas! (full quote)
  Ya gotta twist it, ya twiiiist it. (full quote)
  How about the gourmet here ya know what he wanted? Hotdogs You know what they make those things out of huh Chet ya know? Lips and Assholes. HaHaHa I guess I'm old-fashioned I like assholes. Ha and I like lips if I could market lips like those I would make another million. (full quote)
  You wouldn't know a good time if it fell out of the sky, landed on your face and started to wiggle. (full quote)
11392 It buzzed me! It's a lot bigger than I thought...it's about a two pounder. We need a plan... (full quote)
  1)(scream) 2) What?! 1) It touched me! 2) Well, it's been touching you for 12 years and you never freaked!! 1) Not you! That! (points to a bat) 2) It is tiny flying mouse! Not a grizzly bear! 1) Come on, Roman! IT'S GOT EARS! 3) JESUS!!!!!!! (full quote)
12979 1) Look at the maggots on that meat! 2) BAAAAARF! (full quote)
12979 1) Have you seen my ass lately? 2) No, not recently. 1) Well, I'll be picking splinters out of it until the day I die! (full quote)
12979 1) C'mon, what kind of an old man wouldn't want two little girls kissing him? (girls kiss the old man). 2) A dead one. 1) what? 2) Bill died this afternoon (full quote)
15362 Put a cork in it honey, I'm talkin business. (full quote)
  that's quite a hairdo you've got goin on there (full quote)
  gotta introduce mr thick dick to mr urinal (full quote)
272 1)Oh go blow it out your ass! 2)Hey no one is blowing anything out there asses. (full quote)
22756 You don't crumple it you TWIIIISST it, ya gotta TWIIISSSST it! (full quote)
22756 Ya know what Chet the gourmet wanted- he wanted HOT DOGS! You know what they're made out of dont you-lips and assholes... (full quote)
22756 I tell you what I see when I look out there. I see the undeveloped resources of Minnesota, Northern Wisconsin, and Michigan. I see a syndicated development consortium exploiting over a billion and a half dollars in forest products. I see a paper mill and if the strategic metals are there, a mining operation. A greenbelt between the condos on the lake and a waste management facility focusing on the newest rage in toxic waste, medical refuse. Infected bandages, body parts, IV tubing, contaminated glassware, entrails,syringes, fluids, blood, low grade radioactive waste all safely contained sunken in the lake and sealed for centuries. Now I ask you what do you see? (full quote)
22756 I know that a terrifying story like that coming from the mouth of a recognized authority figure could be traumatizing to kids like yourselves. I know that because I had a similar situation with my Uncle Roy and a story he used to tell about a family who went into the woods and was attacked by a band of escaped Army psycho patients, who'd been subjected to violent, hellish torture behavior modification experiments. It seems they escaped from the metal boxes the Army kept them in, found this family in the woods, fell upon them, slaughtered them and ate them. Well now that story gave me nightmares not to be believed. So, no more thinking about bears, all right. (full quote)
22756 ROMAN: The rest of us are all probably going to die of heart attacks and strokes long before you. CHET: (mumbling) Ooooh I hope soooo (full quote)
22756 ROMAN: You wanna cruise the lake in a pontoon boat? Or do you wanna ride the waves in a jet boat? BEN: JET BOAT!!....sorry dad. (full quote)
22756 Why do Chet's kids look at him like he's Zues?...My kids look at me like I'm a rack of yard tools at Sears. (full quote)
22756 If I can get an extra desert down him, ya think you could thrown in a couple Paul Bunyon hats for the kids? (full quote)
22756 Look at the size of the maggots on that meat! (full quote)
  'Big, big whooo big!!!' 'Alright, I'll make you a big sandwitch.' 'No! no! big bear..' 'Big Bear!' 'Big bear! big bear! big bear chase... big bear chase... big bear chase me!!!!' 'This big!' (full quote)
  BEN: Aunt Katie and Uncle Roman are incredible butt-heads right? CHET & CONNIE: Exactly! (full quote)
  Pontoon boat? what the hell you gonna do with a pontoon boat, retake Omaha beach? (full quote)
1ajas I tell you what I see when I look out there. I see the undeveloped resources of Minnesota, Northern Wisconsin, and Michigan. I see a syndicated development consortium exploiting over a billion and a half dollars in forest products. I see a paper mill and if the strategic metals are there, a mining operation. A greenbelt between the condos on the lake and a waste management facility focusing on the newest rage in toxic waste, medical refuse. Infected bandages, body parts, IV tubing, contaminated glassware, entrails,syringes, fluids, blood, low grade radioactive waste all safely contained sunken in the lake and sealed for centuries. Now I ask you what do you see? I just see trees. (full quote)
1ajas The rest of us are all probably going to die of heart attacks and strokes long before you. (mumbling) I hope so. Wouldn't that be great. Gee just to see a bunch of people drop that you hate. God that would be something I tell you. (full quote)
1ajas Afraid of a little bat!! ... It buzzed me! We need a plan. It's bigger than I thought. It's about a two pounder (full quote)
  RACCOONS:Why do you think we have these sharp things for? To scratch our asses with! (full quote)
  (CHET ON SKIES) OH LOOK HE'S WAVING HE'S READY....(CHET) YOU BASTARD YOU BASTARD..(FAMILY) whatS HE SAYIN? I THINK HE'S SAYING FASTER. (full quote)
  (1)YOU BASTARD! YOU BASTARD! (2) whatS HE SAYING? (3) I THINK HE'S SAYING GO FASTER! (full quote)
  Roman:Where is that ball slapping nag of yours? (full quote)
  Ben: You gave her a world class goose with a pool cue Buck. (full quote)
10929 I'll go see where he's bivouacked the family. (full quote)
10929 Nature all around us, boys. Take it all in. (full quote)
10929 Yakety-Yak. (full quote)
beekers We could go see a female Elvis impersonator in Whitewater, if anyone's interested. (full quote)
  ROMAN: You guys wanna cruise the lake in comfort, or would you rather skim the waves with unlce Roman in a jet boat? BEN: JET BOAT! Sorry dad. (full quote)
  Now i'm normaly not a mean person but you forced me to.......HEY!!! GET back HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! (full quote)
  So no more thinking about bears. (full quote)
  Oh,no.AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! (full quote)
  what do you mean? All kids like bugs, they're cute. Especially fireflies- their butts light up. (full quote)
  Gee, you know I'm 25 pounds overweight, I dont need a blast to the ticker like that! I felt my clots start flowing again! (full quote)
  -IT TOUCHED ME!!- ROMAN: Its been touching you for 12 years, you never freaked! (full quote)
  ROMAN: Oh, thats just a little sparrow. -IT HAD EARS ROMAN!- (full quote)
  Oh he's heating the flu...meanwhile the human beings in the room are freezing! (full quote)
  you may think i'm made of iron and nails man..but when i get cut...it hurts...and you cut me (full quote)
  Thats the sound they mske, the high pitched squeal. (full quote)
10929 For God's sake, this is beautiful country here! Take a good look! (full quote)
22756 You guys wanna cruise the lake in comfort, or would you rather skim the waves with Uncle Roman in a jet boat?! (full quote)
22756 what do you mean? All kids like bugs, they're cute. Especially fireflies, they're butts light up. (full quote)
22756 You know I'm 25 pounds overweight, I don't need a blast to the ticker like that, I felt my clots start flowing again. (full quote)
46184 I gotta go introduce Mister thick dick to Mister urinal cake. (full quote)
caquinn2 Woah. Trees in the parking lot! (full quote)
caquinn2 Nature all around us, boys. Take it in. Take it all in. (full quote)
caquinn2 For prompt servie, blow me. That's an interesting touch. (full quote)
caquinn2 Wormer, shut the frig up. what can I do you for? (full quote)
caquinn2 You could get the shits from the well water. (full quote)
caquinn2 what a gas. Chet's gonna shit a solid gold brick. what a great surprise. (full quote)
caquinn2 (A) You will be Shee-lana, Shee-lana, the oak tree woman. (B) Oh, I love it when I'm the oak tree woman! (A) Temptress of the woods. (B) Yes, Yes! (A) Yes, and I will be Burt, (B) BURT! (A) A guy named Burt. Or I could be Smokey's cousin horny. (full quote)
caquinn2 That was quite a surprise. I mean, ah, you got me. And the whole week you'll be here? Ha ha ha. Okay. Oh, wow. Just somethin'. (full quote)
caquinn2 Wait a minute. No way! Wait a hot shittin minute. Rule 1, no relative of mine is going to eat hot dogs as long as he is sharing my cabin. (full quote)
caquinn2 They're killers at $28 a pop. (full quote)
caquinn2 If I could market lips like those, I'd make another million. (full quote)
caquinn2 Uncle Roman will blow some coin on a kick-ass drag boat. (full quote)
caquinn2 You swim from them, you fish from them, you even bring the barbecue on them. You have a great time with these things. You tour the lake in comfort is what I'm saying. (full quote)
caquinn2 what do you mean? All kids like bugs. They're cute. Especially fireflies. Thier butts light up. (full quote)
caquinn2 I'm 25 pounds overweight. I don't need a blast to the ticker like that. I felt my clock start flowin' again. (full quote)
caquinn2 Good evening. How's it goin'? listen girls, ah, as your father, I feel it incumbent upon me to set the record straight in the validity of the tale which Uncle Chet shared with us this evening. I know that a terrifying story like that coming from the mouth of a recognized authority figure can be traumitizing for kids like yourselves. (full quote)
caquinn2 So I'm here to say that there actually is no bear. And that all of what Uncle Chet was saying was just a yarn, spinning for our entertainment. (full quote)
caquinn2 Here ya go. A zagnut. (full quote)
caquinn2 (A) I guess this means that I met my first local. (B) You don't know how local I am. (full quote)