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| 1212 |
but I got the rosebushes. I definitely got the rosebushes.
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| 1212 |
Quantis never crashed.
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Qantas never crashed.
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| 4431 |
Squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck
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| uglystars |
82, 82, 82. 246.
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| uglystars |
Very shiny. Very sparkly.
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| uglystars |
1. How was the kiss? 2. Wet.
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| uglystars |
My underwear have my name in them. They say Raymond Babbit.
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| uglystars |
These are definitely not my underwear.
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| uglystars |
Of course I'm not wearing underwear.
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| uglystars |
I get my underwear at K-Mart in Cincinatti, Ohio.
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| uglystars |
I wear boxer shorts.
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| uglystars |
Hot water burn baby!
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| uglystars |
You're the rainman?
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| uglystars |
11 o'clock, Ray. Lights out.
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| uglystars |
Lights out at 11.
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| uglystars |
I'm an excellent driver.
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| uglystars |
My dad lets me drive in the driveway.
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| uglystars |
There's four left in the box...
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| uglystars |
1. How much does a candy bar cost? 2. 'bout a hundred dollars.
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| uglystars |
1. Of course, the maple syrup has to be on the table before the pancakes- 2. Ray. (holds up the syrup) 1. Ha ha! Charlie Babbit made a joke.
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| uglystars |
5 minutes to Wapner!
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| uglystars |
1. Did you fart? Did you fart Ray? Did you fucking fart? How can you stand that Ray? How can you fucking stand that? 2. I don't mind.
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| uglystars |
Wheel. Of. Fortune!
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| uglystars |
Tapioca pudding.
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| uglystars |
97X... BAM! The future of rock and roll!
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| uglystars |
Walbrook.
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| uglystars |
1. Raymond, am I using you? 2. Yeah. 1. He is answering a question from a half hour ago!
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| uglystars |
Uh-oh fart. Uh-oh fart.
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| uglystars |
I'm gonna let ya' in on a little secret, Ray. K-Mart sucks.
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| uglystars |
Sally Dibbs, Dibbs Sally. 461-0192.
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| uglystars |
I don't mind.
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| uglystars |
1. Do you feel more relaxed in your favorite K-mart clothes? 2. Tell him, Ray. 3. K-mart sucks. 1. I see.
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| uglystars |
What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.
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| uglystars |
1. Of course you can't have pancakes without maple syrup. 2. You bet your butt. 1. Bet your butt.
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| disue5 |
These are Hanes-32. My boxer shorts have my name in them....***. I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati, 400 Oak street.
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| disue5 |
Uh oh...fifteen minutes to Wopner...People's Court.
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| disue5 |
***, how much is 4,343 times 1,234? 5359262...he's a genius.
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| 6577 |
Oh-oh. Your shorts are on the highway.
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K-mart sucks, Ray.
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| 6650 |
Did you fart Ray!? Did you fuckin fart!!?
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K-Mart sucks
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97X BAM! The future of rock n' roll.
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| 8240 |
uh-oh...fart.
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there's lot's of them. lots and lots of them.
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| 1250 |
Uh-oh....V-E-R-N....
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| 1250 |
My main man Vern.
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Ya know what Ray? I think this whole autism thing is a bunch of bullshit! You can't tell me you're not in there somewhere!!!
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Ninety-seven X - BAMM!! The future of Rock-n-Roll.
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| 11635 |
Ten minutes till Wappner
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Who's on first whats on second.
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Not to touch books.
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Doctor: Are you autistic? Ray: I don't think so. No. Definetley not.
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| 12970 |
Sally Dibbs, Dibbs Sally
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| 12970 |
10 Minutes to Wapner
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| 12970 |
These are hanes 32, hanes 32
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| 12970 |
Vern My main man
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| 12970 |
We're counting cards, counting cards in Las vegas
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| 13853 |
you must really miss it, not right now
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| 16441 |
Charlie: There ya go Ray, fishsticks. Ray: Of course there is supposed to be 8 fishsticks. (Charlie cuts the four fishsticks in half)There ya go Ray, 8 Fishsticks.
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| 16441 |
Charlie:You take a shower don't ya Ray? There ya go, it's like taking a shower. Raymond: Yeah, of course you take showers in the bathroom.
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| 16441 |
1)what does Iris look like Raymond? 2)She's sparkly, very sparkly, like a holiday.
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| 18023 |
1988...squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988.
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| 19071 |
1) If you had a dollar, and you spent fifty cents, how much money would you have left?
2) (pause) About seventy.
1) Seventy cents?
2) Yeah.
3) So much for NASA.
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I'm gonna let ya' in on a little secret, Ray. K-mart sucks.
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| 20542 |
97X...Baaaaaaaam, The futeure of rock and roll
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ya.
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| 21887 |
...but the rosebushes are mine, right? I definitely get the rosebushes, right?
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| GypsyChicka |
There's four left in the box.
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| 22841 |
[Raymond and Charlie are driving together.]
Ray: Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-mart.
Charlie: You heard what I said. Underwear is underwear, Ray.
Ray: Yours are too tight.
Charlie: RAY, DID YOU F~~~IN' HEAR WHAT I SAID??? SHUT UP!!!
Ray: Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-mart, 400 Oak St., Cincinnati.
[Pulls over, gets out of the car and yells:]
Charlie: WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT make-- WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT make WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR?! WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT make?! UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR!!!! IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT!!!! IN CINCINNATI OR WHEREVER!!!!!!!!
Ray: Boxer shorts-- K-mart.
Charlie: You know what I think? This autism is a bunch of s~~t! You can't tell me you're not in there somewhere! |
| 22841 |
[Raymond and Charlie are driving together.]
Ray: Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-mart.
Charlie: You heard what I said. Underwear is underwear, Ray.
Ray: Yours are too tight.
Charlie: RAY, DID YOU F~~~IN' HEAR WHAT I SAID??? SHUT UP!!!
Ray: Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-mart, 400 Oak St., Cincinnati.
[Pulls over, gets out of the car and yells:]
Charlie: WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT make-- WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT make WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR?! WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT make?! UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR!!!! IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT!!!! IN CINCINNATI OR WHEREVER!!!!!!!!
Ray: Boxer shorts-- K-mart.
Charlie: You know what I think? This autism is a bunch of s~~t! You can't tell me you're not in there somewhere! |
| 10929 |
--How do you know this car?
--It's a 1949 Buick Roadmaster. Straight 8. Fireball 8. Only 8,985 production models. Dad let's me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday. Definitely not on Monday.
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| 10929 |
--Lights out at eleven.
--Yeah, well new rules.
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| 10929 |
--Ray, do you know how much a candy bar costs?
--About a hundred dollars.
--Do you know how much one of those new compact cars costs?
--About a hundred dollars.
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| 10929 |
--OK, Ray, we've got blueberry, buckwheat, all favors. what kind do you want?
--Pancakes.
--I know, but what kind?
--Pancakes.
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| 10929 |
Ray, you're never gonna solve it. It's not a riddle because 'who is on first base'...that's a joke. Ray, it's comedy. But when you do it, you're not funny. You're like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott.
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| 10929 |
--what does your date look like, Ray?
--She's very sparkly. She looks like a holiday.
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| 10929 |
The whole world is choking in smog, and they are going to correct the situation by keeping my four cars off the road?
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| 10929 |
This is my brother, ma'am. And if he doesn't get to see 'The People's
Court' in exactly thirty seconds, he's going to throw a fit right here on the front porch. Now you can help me, or you can stand here and watch it happen.
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| 10929 |
I like having you for my brother...I like having you for my big brother.
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| 10929 |
Rain Man...let's play some cards.
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| 10929 |
I'll see you soon.
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| 10929 |
You're using Raymond, Charlie. You're using me. You use everybody.
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| 10929 |
Now listen, casinos have house rules. The first one is they don't like to lose...Now, you never, never show that you are counting cards. The cardinal sin, Ray...Ray, are you listening to me?...That's
very important...Counting is bad.
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| 10929 |
I know there has to be somebody inside there. But who? And where?
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| 10929 |
Was I trying to say Raymond and it came out Rain Man?...You, you're the Rain Man?
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| 10929 |
Look, I don't want to be demanding here but do you think you can possibly say ten or twelve words before we get to the hotel? Consider it foreplay.
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| 10929 |
--Am I using you, Raymond?
--Yes.
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1.Did you just fuckin fart? How can you stand that 2. I dont mind it
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Uh Oh...V-E-R-N!!!
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| thereisnogod |
Quantas, definitely Quantas.
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1. How much would you pay for this sucker?(holds up sucker) 2. One hundred dollars. 1. How much would you pay for one of those new, sleek convertible cars that are on the market? 2. One hundred dollars.
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| 10929 |
461-0192.
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| 10929 |
Please love me forever.
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| 10929 |
Wishful thinking.
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| 10929 |
Loving ain't so hard.
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| 10929 |
The defendant, the plaintiff. You had it all. They are in there making legal history. Legal history.
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Doctor: Ray, do you know how much a candy bar costs?
Raymond: 'Bout a hundred dollars.
Doctor: Do you know how much one of those new compact cars costs?
Raymond: 'Bout a hundred dollars.
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Doctor: Raymond, do you know what autistic is?
Raymond: Yeah.
Doctor: You know that word?
Raymond: Yeah.
Doctor: Are you autistic?
Raymond: I don't think so. No, definitely not.
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1) Ray, do you know how much a candy bar costs? 2) 'Bout a hundred dollars. 1) A hundred dollars, huh? 2) Yeah. 1) Do you know how much one of them new compact cars cost? 2) 'Bout a hundred dollars.
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hot water burn baby
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Raymond: number eighteen in 1988. Charlie Babbitt, squeezed, pulled, and hurt my neck in 1988.
Charlie: Squeezed, pulled, and hurt your neck in 1988?
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Monday's Italian night
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nurse: He's artistic? CHARLIE: No, he's AUtistic.
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He just inherited 3 million dollars and he doesn't understand the concept of money?
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Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway.
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Wheel Of Fortune. Look at the studio filled with glamorous merchandise. Fabulous and exciting bonus prizes. Thousands of dollars in cash. Over $150,000 just waiting to be won as we present our big bonanza of cash on Wheel Of Fortune
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SUSANNA: he said not to touch the books! RAYMOND: Not to touch books...
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Are you currently taking any prescription medication?
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Look at the studio filled with glamorous merchandise. Fabulous and exciting bonus prizes. Thousands of dollars in cash. Over $150,000 just waiting to be won as we present our big bonanza of cash on Wheel Of Fortune.
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Very twinkly,very,sparkly
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| 22756 |
This is a very dangerous highway.
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| 22756 |
they are in there making legal history!
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| 22756 |
27 minutes to wapner...practically 26 minutes.
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I get my underwear at KMart 400 oak street cincinatti ohio. These are hanes 32, mine are boxer shorts they say Raymond.
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Hey, Dipshit! Move it!
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Hey - dipshit! Move it!!
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K-Mart sucks!
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One for bad, two for good.
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| 34821 |
1) How can you not like that suit Ray? You look fantastic in it. 2) Its not a K-Mart suit. 3) Let me let you in on a little secret Ray. K-Mart sucks.
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| 46042 |
K-mart... we should go to K-mart... 400 Oak Street.
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and wopner's on at 4:00. Definitley.
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who's on first base
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| 10929 |
--Very shiny train.
--Yeah, sure is.
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| 10929 |
You're like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott.
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| 10929 |
Dibbs Sally 461-0192.
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| bigclaude |
What difference does it make? What what what difference does it make where you buy underwear? Underwear is underwear! It is underwear whereever you buy it. In Cincinnati or whereever!!!
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| bigclaude |
97 X. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaam. The future of Rock & Roll.
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| bigclaude |
1) Raymond, am I using you? Am I using you Raymond? 2) Yea. 1) Shut up! He is answering a question from a half hour ago!!
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