Movie Quotes Bank


MovieQuotes runs by contribution by its talented members. We would like to thank all members for submitting quotes to make this site possible. We are growing by leaps and bounds with many new movie quotes listed daily.

2015 will be another great year with some blockbuster movies, so come back often and enjoy your favorite movie line and quotes all in one easy place. Don't forget to bookmark our site and your favorite quotes pages.

If you would like to additional quotes, please visit the Submit Quote page. Find your favorite here.





Scrooged - 1988 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
  Frank:programing for cats? (full quote)
4904 You'd be a lot prettier color that's for sure! (full quote)
4904 You gave up Clare- for Dippy th Dog? (full quote)
4904 I know where I am, I know what I'm doing, and I know what's going on. (full quote)
4904 You gave up Claire- for Dippy the Dog? (full quote)
  Oh, come right in. Don't let the fact that my door is closed dissuade you in any way from entering my office. (full quote)
6809 1 Hey boss we can't get these antlers to stick. 2 Well just staple them to there heads. (full quote)
  Ghost 1: It's a bone,ya lucky dog! (full quote)
2489 Bicth hit me with a toaster. (full quote)
2489 back off man,it may work with the girls,but not me. (full quote)
2489 You're a hallucination, brought on by alcohol--Russian vodka--poisoned by Chernobyl! (full quote)
2489 1)I will not allow this costume on the air. 2) Why not? 1) Well, specifically: you can see her nipples. 2) I want to see her nipples! 1) But, this is a Christmas show! 2) Well, Charles Dickens would've wanted to see her nipples, then. (full quote)
2489 If I'm working late, you gotta work late! If you can't work late, I can't work late! If I can't work late, I can't work late! (full quote)
2489 They can't hear us, they can't see us. This is not live, it's like a rerun. (full quote)
2489 Scrape 'em off! If you want to save somebody, save yourself. (full quote)
2489 1)If you touch me again, I'm gonna rip your Goddamn wings off, okay?! 2) You know I like the rough stuff, don't you Frank? (full quote)
2489 Don't touch that dial, and stay on him! (full quote)
2489 I've never liked a girl enough to give her 12 sharp knives. (full quote)
641 Have you tried staples? (full quote)
734 Don't vex me, Frank! (full quote)
4904 1. your brother? 2. towel. 1. your only brother? (full quote)
4904 It's a crock James. It's for kids. (full quote)
4904 Sometimes I find myself hurting from giving so much. (full quote)
4904 I don't mind you shooting me Frank, but take it easy on the Bacardi. (full quote)
4904 If you don't change your ways you're gonna end up DOOMED just like I am. (full quote)
4904 No, no you're not a worm feast. You're a hallucination brought on by alcohol! (full quote)
4904 Come on Lou, let's be honest. You paid for the women! (full quote)
4904 1. Same old Clare. Still trying to save the world. 2. You still trying to run it? (full quote)
4904 make sure her nipples are covered. (full quote)
4904 Would you please, for the love of God, and your own body, hold the hammering!? (full quote)
4904 1. Are you him?! Are you him!? 2. Are you he? (full quote)
Beat Rice 1. I-I'm a little confused. I'm looking for a Francis Xavier Cross. 2. That's me! The only thing is, it's not me! (full quote)
  Sometimes you have to SLAP them in the face, just to get their attention. (full quote)
10528 Oh a Christmas part! I'm so glad I wore my pretty dress! (full quote)
10528 Adored, come on Lou lets be honest. You paid for the women! (full quote)
10209 Now I have to kill.....all of you. (full quote)
  Aaaahhaaaa adored! Let's be honest Lou, you paid for the women. (full quote)
  Look, Frank! It's a TOASTER!! (full quote)
  ghost 2) On the adams family, what insturment did lurch play? (in a whisper). cross) hey i may be invisable but iam not DEAFFF!!! (full quote)
  Would you like to go get some Chinese food? (full quote)
  Claire, the whole world. The whole world, Claire. (full quote)
  Francis Cross: How we doin' up there, Elliot? Elliot: Great! (blows a hole in the recording room window with a shotgun) Now, that was just an innocent window, and you saw what I did to THAT! I don't think you know who you're dealing with! (full quote)
  Bitch hit me with a toaster! But it made your cheeks all rosy and your eyes bright as stars! (full quote)
  If you touch me, one more time, Im gonna rip your gosh dang wings off! (full quote)
  Why did you do that? Sometimes you just have to SLAP them in the face to get their attention! (full quote)
  Lumpy! (full quote)
  Bye Bye Grandma (full quote)
  Im alive!!!!! (full quote)
3225 There's Mr. Hedgehog. I wonder where he's going? Perhaps to Holland (full quote)
10929 I'm sorry, I thought you were Richard Pryor. (full quote)
beekers Sometimes you have to slap them in the face to get their attention! (full quote)
beekers The bitch hit me in the face with a toaster!! (full quote)
23383 Grace: I have to take my son to the doctor. Frank: Grace, when I work late, you work late. Grace: But I made the appointment two months ago! Frank: I care! We're indivisible. If I'm working late, you gotta work late. If you can't work late, I can't work late. If I can't work late, I CAN'T WORK LATE! (full quote)
Waar Old Man: I was the captain of industry. Feared by men, adored by women. younger Man: AAA-DOOORED!? Let's be honest, Lou. You paid for the women. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Check the record chump, I did some stuff! I was a baseball player. One year I hit the home run to win the big game. #2- That was the kid on 'The Courtship of Eddie's Father'. #1- There was another time though that I was running down a hillside that was covered with flowers, and there was a beautiful girl like 15 with pigtails and she was waving to me... #2- You are so pathetic! #1- ... and her parents didn't know she had snuck out of the house. #2- You are so pathetic. That was the 'Little House on the Prairie'. #1- Was it the 'Homecoming' episode of Little House? #2- Yes it was the Homecoming episode of Little House. Let's face it Frank garden slugs got more out of life than you did. #1- (Laughs) Name one! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Check the record chump, I did some stuff! I was a baseball player. One year I hit the home run to win the big game. #2- That was the kid on 'The Courtship of Eddie's Father'. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Let's face it Frank garden slugs got more out of life than you did. #2- (Laughs) Name one! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Hi mom, whers dad? He should have been home by now. #2- Well Wally if I know your father he's out chasing Beaver. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Hi mom, where's dad? He should have been home by now. #2- Well Wally if I know your father he's out chasing Beaver. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Thank you. We don't want to scare the 'Dickens' out of people. #2- Merry Christmas Miss Cooley #1- The DICKENS out of people. Nobody gets it. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Acid rain. Drug addiction. International terrorism. Freeway killers. Now more than ever, it is important to remember the true meaning of Christmas. Don't miss Charles Dickens immortal classic; Scrooge. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Tomorrow's bad for me, Lou. Matter of fact, the whole rest of the week is a wash out. Ouch, well maybe we can have drinks say, Thursday? You, me the ghost. Trader Vic's, around four? Something like that?" (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- You know who likes Mary Lou Retton Frank? My kids. #2- Yeah. #3- Children ... love an acrobat! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- You know who likes Mary Lou Retton, Frank? My kids. #2- Yeah. #3- Children ... love an acrobat! (full quote)
Marvin Acme America's best love singer invites you to share a home stlye holiday, when it's Bob Goulets Old Fashion Cajun Christmas. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Here on IBC. 'Yule love It!' (full quote)
Marvin Acme Bitch, hit me with a toaster. (full quote)
Marvin Acme You left Claire for Frisbee the Dog?! (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1: Let's face it, Frank. Garden slugs got more out of life than you. #2: Yeah? Name one. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1: I get it, you're here to show me my past and I'm supposed to get all dully eyed and mushy. Well forget it pal, you got the wrong guy. #2: That's exactly what Atilla the Hun said. But when he saw his mother, Niagra Falls. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Niagra falls, Frankie Angel. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1: I can't get the antlers glued onto this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work. #2: Have you tried staples? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Do you think I'm way off-base here? #2- Yes. You're, well, you're a tad off-base, sir. That thing looked like The Manson Family Christmas Special. (full quote)
thereisnogod I don't hear any partying in that booth! (full quote)
41889 1)who are you? 2) In life I was your old buisness partner,I've been dead for seven years,Frank, seve years. 2)oh no, no, you don't look a day over four years. 1)Now I'm a worm feist. 1) You arent a worm feist! You are a halucination brought on by Russian alcohol, that was piosened by Chernobile. 2) If you don't chang you will end up doomed just as I am. Making a put on the 17th hole boom dead of a heart attack. (full quote)
KCbus ...the bitch hit me with a toaster... (full quote)
KCbus The bitch hit me with a toaster... (full quote)
48774 It's Lee majors! The Six Million Dollar Man! (full quote)