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Twins - 1988 Movie Quotes

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disue5 As a matter of fact I come from a tropical island in the south Pacific. It's around 300 nautical miles south of Fiji. I just got here yesterday...and I already found my brother. (full quote)
disue5 I left my island, half way across the world...Vincent...I'm your brother Julius. (full quote)
disue5 Oh, obviously, the moment I sat down and looked at you I thought I was looking into a mirror. (full quote)
641 Tonight is your night Bro. (full quote)
9316 Cookies!...I cant wait to toss them (full quote)
8781 I was half way to Brazil when I felt you. (full quote)
8781 #1: You forgot the third rule.... #2: The third rule? #3: Oh yeah, the third rule. #2: Well what's the third rule? #1+3: DUCK! (full quote)
8992 1).Oh obviously! From the moment you sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror!!!!! (full quote)
  1)vincent,you are parked in a disabled parking space, 2)do i look normal to you? (full quote)
RayzGrl So're telling me I'm a side effect?!? (full quote)
  He's got aX... AX AX AX AX AX (full quote)
29939 1) I have a brother?!!! 2) He was sent to an orphanage in Los Angeles. At the same time I brought you here to the island. 3) I have a twin brother?!! What's his name? 4) Vincent. 5) Vincent! Every time I loved something I called it Vincent -- I called my first computer Vincent! (full quote)
29939 1) Where's the little shit? 2) You have to be more specific considering our clientele 3) Benedict. 4) He wouldn't show his face around here. Right, Marnie? 5) Who? Vincent? That weasel, that creep? I wouldn't serve him if he came in with his hands and knees. (full quote)
29939 1) You've been here since you were a baby -- you know nothing of America -- 2) I know it is the cradle of democracy and the land of the free; besides, I speak twelve languages -- I'm sure I can get a job. (full quote)
29939 (POLICE) You've got over 200 outstanding parking tickets, Mr. Benedict. And you just had your birthday? Well, your driver's license just expired -- Happy birthday. (full quote)
29939 (JULIUS) This is him? He looks happy -- (MOTHER SUPERIOR) ( He should -- that's Sister Maria, his biology teacher. (JULIUS) I always liked biology. (MOTHER SUPERIOR) So did Vincent. He disgraced Sister Maria, who had to leave the order. Then he stole all the money from our library fund and ran away. (JULIUS) But I have to find him. Where do you think he might be? (MOTHER SUPERIOR) Jail. A man of his character could only be in jail. You're full of goodness, Julius -- I pray that you never find him. (full quote)
29939 1) Vincent, I don't lie. I am your brother. Let me help you get out of here. 2) Oh... you want to help me get outta here? 3) Yes. 4) Well, money talks, bullshit walks. 5) How can bullshit walk? (full quote)
29939 1) They arrest you, they put you behind bars, they fine you and then they hide your car. 2) That's -- -- your car, isn't it? 3) Yeah -- How'd you know that was my car? 4) We're twins! (full quote)
29939 (VINCE) What're you doing with my desk? (MOVER) Taking back the furniture -- you're six months behind. (SECRETARY) I tried to stop them, Mr. Benedict -- (VINCE) It was time to redecorate anyway. (full quote)
29939 Tell your brother 'He messes with me, he messes with my whole family!' (full quote)
29939 1) I like it when you hit people! 2) I hate violence. 3) But you're so good at it. We ought to go into business together. You could be a boxer and I'll be your manager. 4) I don't think I could fight for money. 5) No problem. You do the fighting, I'll keep all the money. (full quote)
29939 1) I don't know where my head is -- I forgot I promised this friend of mine -- Sammy -- I'd pick up his car at the airport -- do me a big favor, okay? Drive this car back from the airport for me. 2) I'd love to. 3) What...what are you doing with that finger? 4) Learning to drive. (full quote)
29939 1) You do like women, don't you? 2) Very much! they're... strange and sensitive and they have compassion. I have the highest respect for women. 3) Are you virgin? 4) That's private. 5) He's a 230-pound virgin! (full quote)
29939 The secret to take-out veal Parmesan is adding a little extra cheese. I know you're probably used to growing your own vegetables and spearing fish in the lagoon, but here on the mainland we just nuke it! (full quote)
29939 1) Mitchell Traven. He supervised the experiment for the government. He's the one responsible for all of this. He still runs the genetics lab at Los Alamos, New Mexico. 2) I'll go see him. 3) Watch out for him -- he's kind of a dickhead, if you know what I mean. 4) No, I don't -- but I'm learning. (full quote)
29939 1) Look, Beetroot -- if we can't renegotiate we wither and die. I'm not delivering any goddam Cadillac without knowing for sure I got twenty for my cut. 2) Listen, you little shit-for-brains peckerwood, you're out of your goddam crazy diseased greedy mind! 3) I guess twenty seems a little high to you. I'm a reasonable guy -- I'll take fifteen -- 4) Listen to me, you poor excuse for a warmed over turd, a deal's a deal -- 5) -- But -- 6) Don't 'but' me, the deal is five -- 7) I can do better than five here. 8) If you can do better than five million dollars, take it! 9) F-f-five million dollars..? Beetroot- 10) what?! 11) I'll see you in Houston. (full quote)
29939 I'll be back in a few days. Stay in my house. Run up my phone bill. Throw wild parties. Take advantage of me. (full quote)
29939 Never sleep with that man. Never loan him money. And never believe a word he tells you -- that's free advice. (full quote)
29939 1) Vince, you've got to help me -- I've never been out on a date before... what should I do? 2) Talk to her, buy her some drinks, dance with her. Girls like to dance. 3) Dance? 4) I guess you haven't done that before either... Well -- forget all that disco shit, everyone's seen it. When I really want to romance a girl, I waltz with her. (full quote)
29939 1) Okay, come here, put your feet by my feet -- 2) -- Thank you for this, Vince -- 3) -- I said BY my feet not on my feet! -- (full quote)
29939 1) Listen, Marnie's got the hots for you. Tonight could be your lucky night... 2) I don't think she really likes me. 3) Piece of cake. You're nervous 'cause it's your first time. Perfectly natural. 4) Were you nervous? 5) I was twelve and she was a nun -- that's real pressure. (full quote)
29939 Well, you've learned to waltz. Now it's time to introduce you to the wonderful world of getting shit-faced. (full quote)
29939 1) Did you tell anybody we were coming to Santa Fe? 2_ Well, I phoned work and told them we wouldn't be coming in for a few days... Oh, I forgot to tell you -- we've been fired. 3) 4) You hated that job! 5) Hello, girls -- Do you mind if we sit down and enjoy the music with you? 5) (full quote)
29939 1)...when we get back, I think we should move in together. 2) Whoa! Move in together? no, no, no... 3) I'm not saying we have to get married or anything, and it's not about me wanting to keep an eye on you, either... I just want to live with you. 4) I'm no good at playing house -- I'm grouchy in the morning, cranky in the afternoon, moody at night -- (full quote)
29939 1) I am never going to forgive you for this. 2) You were going to get killed. I tried to distract him so you could escape. 3) I had escaped. I was on my way to Brazil -- when I 'felt' you. (full quote)
10929 Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them. (full quote)
  I've only been driving an hour. (full quote)
32106 I like nuked food. (full quote)
  This bed is too lumpy. (full quote)
  Seems your brothers have a little problem with thier feet... might be contagious. (full quote)
  Born to Be Bad (full quote)
10929 --Actually, I hate violence. --But you're so good at it. (full quote)
32106 I cleaned her pipes once... (full quote)