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Who Framed Roger Rabbit - 1988 Movie Quotes


Posted ByQuote
2946 I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way (full quote)
3505 Not 'prostates' you idiot, 'PROBATES'! (full quote)
4049 p-p-p-p-please, Eddie! (full quote)
  EDDIE: Happy trails. ROGER: No thanks, Eddie. I'm tryin' to cut down. EDDIE: Drink the drink! ROGER: But I don't want the drink! DOOM: He doesn't want the drink! EDDIE: He does! ROGER: I don't! EDDIE: You DO! ROGER: I DON'T! EDDIE: You DO! ROGER: I DON'T! EDDIE: You DO! ROGER: I DON'T! EDDIE: You DON'T! ROGER: I DO! EDDIE: You DON'T! ROGER: I DO! EDDIE: You DON'T! ROGER: (grabs the drink) LISTEN! WHEN I SAY I DO, THAT MEANS I DO!!! (full quote)
  only if it was funny! (full quote)
4619 Eddie: I'm through with taking falls and bouncing off the walls. Without that gun I'd have fun I'd kick you in the....Roger:NOSE!!! Weasel: Nose? That don't rhyme with walls. Eddie:No, but these do!!! (full quote)
4904 she's the light of my life, the apple of my eye, the cream in my coffee! (full quote)
4904 How many times do we have to do this god damn scene! (full quote)
4904 You're supposed to see stars not birds! Stars! (full quote)
4904 I'll never forget those red burning eyes and that high squeaky voice. (full quote)
4904 1. are you telling me you could have taken those handcuffs off at anytime!? 2. Not anytime. only when it was funny! (full quote)
4943 I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. (full quote)
4943 You don't know what it's like being a woman looking the way I do. (full quote)
4943 Whiskey on the rocks.. and I mean ICE! (full quote)
3225 My philosophy is this, if you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead (full quote)
3225 A laugh can be a very powerful thing, why sometimes in life its the only weapon we have (full quote)
3225 I didn't know where your office was, so I asked the newsboy, he didn't know, so I asked the fireman, the grocer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know, but the liquor store guy, he knew 2) In other words the whole god damn town knows! (full quote)
7147 is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? (full quote)
7147 remember me eddie, remember when I killed your brother. I looked just like this. (full quote)
7147 uh-oh .... no more pitties (full quote)
  BUGS: Ehh, what's up, doc? Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain'it? MICKEY: Yeah! you could get killed! EDDIE: You guys got a spare?! MICKEY: Uh, Bugs does. EDDIE: You do? BUGS: Yeah, but I don't think you want it! EDDIE: I DO! I DO! GIVE IT TO ME! MICKEY: Gee, uh, better let him have it, Bugs. BUGS: Okay, doc, whatever you say. (gives it to him) Here's the spare! EDDIE: Thank you! (BUGS & MICKEY pull the cords on their parachutes. EDDIE pulls the cord on his to find that it's a tire!) OH NO!!! (Screams as he falls) MICKEY: Oh, poor fella! BUGS: Yeah! Ain't I a stinker? (full quote)
  BUGS: Ehh, what's up, doc? Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain'it? MICKEY: Yeah! You could get killed! EDDIE: You guys got a spare?! MICKEY: Uh, Bugs does. EDDIE: You do? BUGS: Yeah, but I don't think you want it! EDDIE: I DO! I DO! GIVE IT TO ME! MICKEY: Gee, uh, better let him have it, Bugs. BUGS: Okay, doc, whatever you say. (gives it to him) Here's the spare! EDDIE: Thank you! (BUGS & MICKEY pull the cords on their parachutes. EDDIE pulls the cord on his to find that it's a tire!) OH NO!!! (Screams as he falls) MICKEY: Oh, poor fella! BUGS: Yeah! Ain't I a stinker? (full quote)
9213 If you keep talking like that and I'm going to have to wash your mouth off! (full quote)
10369 Get this straight, meatbone!! I DON'T WORK FOR TOONS!!! (full quote)
10471 I'm not bad...I'm just drawn that way. (full quote)
5221 I am looking for - a rabbit. About yea big. (full quote)
12979 1) what do you think YOU'RE doing, chump? 2) Who you callin' a chump, CHIMP? (full quote)
12979 Mr. Valiant... (SLAP!) I hope you're proud of yourself... and those pictures you took! (full quote)
12696 STOP... THAT... LAUGHIN', YA KNOW what HAPPENS WHEN YA CAN'T... STOP... LAUGHIN? one of these days ya gonna die laughin', and as for you Valiant, step outta line and we'll hang you, and your laundry, out to dry. (full quote)
5221 Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast! Traffic jams will be a thing of the past. (full quote)
5221 Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast! Traffic jams will be a thing of the past. (full quote)
  The problem is I got a 50-year-old lust and a 3-year-old dinky. (full quote)
  ROGER: P-b-b-lease, Raul! I can give you stars! Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time! RAUL: Roger, I dropped it on your head 23 times already! ROGER: I can take it! Don't worry about me! RAUL: I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about the refrigerator! ROGER: (grabs a frying pan) I can give you stars! Look! (CONG!) Look! (CONG!) LOOOOOK!!! (CONG CONG!) (full quote)
  ANGELO: Hey, I seen the rabbit. DOOM: where?...where?! ANGELO: He's right here in the bar! (To the empty stool beside him) Well say hello, Harvey! (Laughter) (full quote)
20542 So tell me Eddie, is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? (full quote)
  Here's to the pencil-pushers, Earl. May they all get lead poisoning. (full quote)
22860 Thats the last time i work with a duck with a speech impediment (full quote)
vanilla I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. (full quote)
  I know, I know, you're workin' for Little Bo Peep, she's lost her sheep and you're gonna help her find em'. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Scotch on the rocks. And I mean ice! (full quote)
  what do you know you dumb broud, you got the IQ of a rattle!!! (full quote)
  what do you know you dumb broud, you got the IQ of a rattle!!!!! (full quote)
  Time to kill the rabbit!Heh heh! (full quote)
  Benny is that you? No it's shirley temple (full quote)
  You shot Roger. Who's going to believe your story? (full quote)
  '>Shave and a green'>Hair Cut... ...TWO BITS (full quote)
  OHHHH....MYYYYY....GODDD...IT'S DIIIIIIIIPPP!!! (full quote)
  I tell you, Valiant. The whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers. (full quote)
  Just give me a bi-carb and I'll be fine. (full quote)
  I think it's going to rain. (full quote)
  We're gonna ram 'em!! (full quote)
  Daffy- Now, I've worked with a lot of wisecrackers before, but you are dispicable! Donald- God damn you stupid nigger I'm gonna WAGHHHHHH Daffy- This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment! (full quote)
  jesssica rabbit singing you had plenty money in 1922 you let all the women make a fool of you why don't you do right like some other men do get out of here get me some money too now if had prepared 20 years ago you would'nt be wonderin now from door to door why don't you do right like some other men do get out of here get me some money too get out of here get me some money to why don't you do right like some other men do!!!! (full quote)
  remember me eddie when i killed your brother i talked just like this (full quote)
  remember me eddie, when i killed your brother (full quote)
  remember me eddie, remember when I killed your brother. I looked just like this. (full quote)
  remember me eddie remember when I killed your brother I looked just like this (full quote)
  Director: what Is This?
Roger Rabbit: A Tweety Bird.
Director: A Tweety Bird. Roger Weekness. (full quote)
  Baby Herman: I'll Be My Trailer. Taking A Nap. Excuse Me, Toots.
director: Set In The Mess Clean This Set Up. Who's The Lights? You Seen That Lunch? (full quote)
  Stop that Laughing! Don't ya' know what happens, when you can't stop laughing?! One of these days your gonna' die laughing! (full quote)
5221 Jessica's the only one for me. You'll see. We'll rise above this piddling pecadillo. We're gonna be happy again. You got that? Happy! Capital H-A-P-P-I! (full quote)
10929 Smile, darn ya, smile. (full quote)
10929 Why don't you do right? (full quote)
10929 Not prostate, you idiot. Probate! (full quote)
10929 I'm running out of time. (full quote)
12136 Oh my God, It's DIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!! (full quote)
DMichaels I can't believe they locked me up for driving on the sidewalk. It was just a couple of miles. (full quote)
DMichaels I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on, all day all night. Soon, where Toontown once stood will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food, tire salons, automobile dealerships, and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it'll be beautiful. (full quote)
Marvin Acme DearJessica, How do I love thee? Let me count the ways 1-1000, 2-1000, 3-1000, 4-1000... (full quote)
Marvin Acme My biscuits are burnin'! Fire in the hatch! green horny toads, that smarts. (full quote)
Marvin Acme How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant? Eddie Valiant: Only that there is no business like it, no business I know. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant? #2-Only that there is no business like it, no business I know. (full quote)
Marvin Acme I'm leaving you with your favorite friend Roger. He's going to take very, very good care of you...because if he doesn't, he's going back to the science lab! (full quote)
Marvin Acme Look what it says. It says, 'Rabbit gets clunked. Rabbit sees stars!' Not birds, STARS!... (full quote)
Marvin Acme Look Valiant, we got a reliable tip-off that the rabbit was here and was corrugated by several udders. So cut the bull-schtick (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-You've got me all wrong. You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do. #2-Yeah, well, you don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Hey Judge, doesn't a dyin' rabbit deserve a last request? #2-Yeah, noseplugs would be nice. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Ehh, what's up Doc? Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it? #2-Yeah. #3-Yeah, you could get killed. Ha, ha. #2-You guys got a spare? #3-Uh, Bugs, does. #2-Yeah? #1-Yeah, but I don't think you want it. #2-I do! I do! Give it to me. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Holy smoke, he's a Toon! #2-Surprised? #1-Not really. That lame-brain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a Toon. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Holy smokes, he's a toon! #2- Surprised? #1- Not really. That lame-brained freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1-Do you mean to tell me you could have gotten out of those handcuffs at any time? #2-No not at anytime, only when it was funny! (full quote)
Marvin Acme 'The Merry-Go-Round Broke down' - Quite a looney selection for a group of drunken reprobates. (full quote)
Marvin Acme How did that gargoyle ever become a judge? (full quote)
Marvin Acme That's right, my dear. I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage. (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- How did that gargoyle become a judge? #2- Spread a bunch of samolians around Toontown...a few years back. Bought the election. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Just like a toon to drop a safe on a guys head. Sorry, Eddie. (full quote)
Marvin Acme Didn't you used to be Eddie Valiant? Or did you change your name to Jack Daniels? (full quote)
Marvin Acme #1- Today's Friday Eddie, you know what happens here on Friday's? #2- Fish special? (full quote)
Wige247 I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. (full quote)
29029 Does anybody understand what this duck is saying? (full quote)
30083 I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. (full quote)
33584 I'm not bad...I'm just drawn that way. (full quote)
37107 No toon in their right mind can resist the classic shave and a hair cut. (full quote)
chaparrita1121 1:All the times you yanked my ears 2:All the times I yanked your ears (full quote)
Hambygirl Sista Mary Frances! what the hell happened in here?!?! (full quote)