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| 2946 |
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way
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| 3505 |
Not 'prostates' you idiot, 'PROBATES'!
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| 4049 |
p-p-p-p-please, Eddie!
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EDDIE: Happy trails.
ROGER: No thanks, Eddie. I'm tryin' to cut down.
EDDIE: Drink the drink!
ROGER: But I don't want the drink!
DOOM: He doesn't want the drink!
EDDIE: He does!
ROGER: I don't!
EDDIE: You DO!
ROGER: I DON'T!
EDDIE: You DO!
ROGER: I DON'T!
EDDIE: You DO!
ROGER: I DON'T!
EDDIE: You DON'T!
ROGER: I DO!
EDDIE: You DON'T!
ROGER: I DO!
EDDIE: You DON'T!
ROGER: (grabs the drink) LISTEN! WHEN I SAY I DO, THAT MEANS I DO!!!
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only if it was funny!
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| 4619 |
Eddie: I'm through with taking falls and bouncing off the walls. Without that gun I'd have fun I'd kick you in the....Roger:NOSE!!! Weasel: Nose? That don't rhyme with walls. Eddie:No, but these do!!!
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| 4904 |
she's the light of my life, the apple of my eye, the cream in my coffee!
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| 4904 |
How many times do we have to do this god damn scene!
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| 4904 |
You're supposed to see stars not birds! Stars!
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| 4904 |
I'll never forget those red burning eyes and that high squeaky voice.
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| 4904 |
1. are you telling me you could have taken those handcuffs off at anytime!?
2. Not anytime. only when it was funny!
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| 4943 |
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
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| 4943 |
You don't know what it's like being a woman looking the way I do.
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| 4943 |
Whiskey on the rocks.. and I mean ICE!
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| 3225 |
My philosophy is this, if you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead
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| 3225 |
A laugh can be a very powerful thing, why sometimes in life its the only weapon we have
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| 3225 |
I didn't know where your office was, so I asked the newsboy, he didn't know, so I asked the fireman, the grocer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know, but the liquor store guy, he knew 2) In other words the whole god damn town knows!
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| 7147 |
is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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| 7147 |
remember me eddie, remember when I killed your brother. I looked just like this.
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| 7147 |
uh-oh .... no more pitties
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BUGS: Ehh, what's up, doc? Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain'it?
MICKEY: Yeah! you could get killed!
EDDIE: You guys got a spare?!
MICKEY: Uh, Bugs does.
EDDIE: You do?
BUGS: Yeah, but I don't think you want it!
EDDIE: I DO! I DO! GIVE IT TO ME!
MICKEY: Gee, uh, better let him have it, Bugs.
BUGS: Okay, doc, whatever you say. (gives it to him) Here's the spare!
EDDIE: Thank you! (BUGS & MICKEY pull the cords on their parachutes. EDDIE pulls the cord on his to find that it's a tire!) OH NO!!! (Screams as he falls)
MICKEY: Oh, poor fella!
BUGS: Yeah! Ain't I a stinker?
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BUGS: Ehh, what's up, doc? Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain'it?
MICKEY: Yeah! You could get killed!
EDDIE: You guys got a spare?!
MICKEY: Uh, Bugs does.
EDDIE: You do?
BUGS: Yeah, but I don't think you want it!
EDDIE: I DO! I DO! GIVE IT TO ME!
MICKEY: Gee, uh, better let him have it, Bugs.
BUGS: Okay, doc, whatever you say. (gives it to him) Here's the spare!
EDDIE: Thank you! (BUGS & MICKEY pull the cords on their parachutes. EDDIE pulls the cord on his to find that it's a tire!) OH NO!!! (Screams as he falls)
MICKEY: Oh, poor fella!
BUGS: Yeah! Ain't I a stinker?
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| 9213 |
If you keep talking like that and I'm going to have to wash your mouth off!
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| 10369 |
Get this straight, meatbone!! I DON'T WORK FOR TOONS!!!
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| 10471 |
I'm not bad...I'm just drawn that way.
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| 5221 |
I am looking for - a rabbit. About yea big.
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| 12979 |
1) what do you think YOU'RE doing, chump? 2) Who you callin' a chump, CHIMP?
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| 12979 |
Mr. Valiant... (SLAP!) I hope you're proud of yourself... and those pictures you took!
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| 12696 |
STOP... THAT... LAUGHIN', YA KNOW what HAPPENS WHEN YA CAN'T... STOP... LAUGHIN? one of these days ya gonna die laughin', and as for you Valiant, step outta line and we'll hang you, and your laundry, out to dry.
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| 5221 |
Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast! Traffic jams will be a thing of the past.
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| 5221 |
Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast! Traffic jams will be a thing of the past.
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The problem is I got a 50-year-old lust and a 3-year-old dinky.
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ROGER: P-b-b-lease, Raul! I can give you stars! Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time!
RAUL: Roger, I dropped it on your head 23 times already!
ROGER: I can take it! Don't worry about me!
RAUL: I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about the refrigerator!
ROGER: (grabs a frying pan) I can give you stars! Look! (CONG!) Look!
(CONG!) LOOOOOK!!! (CONG CONG!)
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ANGELO: Hey, I seen the rabbit.
DOOM: where?...where?!
ANGELO: He's right here in the bar! (To the empty stool beside him) Well say hello, Harvey! (Laughter)
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| 20542 |
So tell me Eddie, is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Here's to the pencil-pushers, Earl. May they all get lead poisoning.
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| 22860 |
Thats the last time i work with a duck with a speech impediment
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| vanilla |
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
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I know, I know, you're workin' for Little Bo Peep, she's lost her sheep and you're gonna help her find em'.
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| Marvin Acme |
Scotch on the rocks. And I mean ice!
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| Marvin Acme |
#1-Do you mean to tell me you could have gotten out of those handcuffs at any time? #2-No not at anytime, only when it was funny!
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what do you know you dumb broud, you got the IQ of a rattle!!!
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what do you know you dumb broud, you got the IQ of a rattle!!!!!
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Time to kill the rabbit!Heh heh!
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| DMichaels |
I can't believe they locked me up for driving on the sidewalk. It was just a couple of miles.
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| DMichaels |
I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on, all day all night. Soon, where Toontown once stood will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food, tire salons, automobile dealerships, and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it'll be beautiful.
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| 29029 |
Does anybody understand what this duck is saying?
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| Wige247 |
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
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| Marvin Acme |
I'm leaving you with your favorite friend Roger. He's going to take very, very good care of you...because if he doesn't, he's going back to the science lab!
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| Marvin Acme |
Look what it says. It says, 'Rabbit gets clunked. Rabbit sees stars!' Not birds, STARS!...
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| Marvin Acme |
Look Valiant, we got a reliable tip-off that the rabbit was here and was corrugated by several udders. So cut the bull-schtick
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| Marvin Acme |
#1-You've got me all wrong. You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do. #2-Yeah, well, you don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1-Hey Judge, doesn't a dyin' rabbit deserve a last request? #2-Yeah, noseplugs would be nice.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1-Ehh, what's up Doc? Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it? #2-Yeah. #3-Yeah, you could get killed. Ha, ha. #2-You guys got a spare? #3-Uh, Bugs, does. #2-Yeah? #1-Yeah, but I don't think you want it. #2-I do! I do! Give it to me.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1-Holy smoke, he's a Toon! #2-Surprised? #1-Not really. That lame-brain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a Toon.
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| 30083 |
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
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| Marvin Acme |
DearJessica, How do I love thee? Let me count the ways 1-1000, 2-1000, 3-1000, 4-1000...
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| Marvin Acme |
My biscuits are burnin'! Fire in the hatch! green horny toads, that smarts.
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| Marvin Acme |
How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant?
Eddie Valiant: Only that there is no business like it, no business I know.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1-How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant? #2-Only that there is no business like it, no business I know.
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Benny is that you? No it's shirley temple
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| 33584 |
I'm not bad...I'm just drawn that way.
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| 12136 |
Oh my God, It's DIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!!
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You shot Roger. Who's going to believe your story?
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Shave and a Hair Cut...
...TWO BITS
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| 37107 |
No toon in their right mind can resist the classic shave and a hair cut.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- Holy smokes, he's a toon! #2- Surprised? #1- Not really. That lame-brained freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon.
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OHHHH....MYYYYY....GODDD...IT'S DIIIIIIIIPPP!!!
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| 10929 |
Smile, darn ya, smile.
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| 10929 |
Why don't you do right?
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| 10929 |
Not prostate, you idiot. Probate!
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| 10929 |
I'm running out of time.
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I tell you, Valiant. The whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers.
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| 5221 |
Jessica's the only one for me. You'll see. We'll rise above this piddling pecadillo. We're gonna be happy again. You got that? Happy! Capital H-A-P-P-I!
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| Marvin Acme |
'The Merry-Go-Round Broke down' - Quite a looney selection for a group of drunken reprobates.
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| Marvin Acme |
How did that gargoyle ever become a judge?
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Just give me a bi-carb and I'll be fine.
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I think it's going to rain.
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We're gonna ram 'em!!
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| Marvin Acme |
That's right, my dear. I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage.
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- How did that gargoyle become a judge? #2- Spread a bunch of samolians around Toontown...a few years back. Bought the election.
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| Marvin Acme |
Just like a toon to drop a safe on a guys head. Sorry, Eddie.
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| Marvin Acme |
Didn't you used to be Eddie Valiant? Or did you change your name to Jack Daniels?
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| Marvin Acme |
#1- Today's Friday Eddie, you know what happens here on Friday's? #2- Fish special?
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Daffy- Now, I've worked with a lot of wisecrackers before, but you are dispicable! Donald- God damn you stupid nigger I'm gonna WAGHHHHHH Daffy- This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment!
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jesssica rabbit singing you had plenty money in 1922 you let all the women make a fool of you why don't you do right like some other men do get out of here get me some money too now if had prepared 20 years ago you would'nt be wonderin now from door to door why don't you do right like some other men do get out of here get me some money too get out of here get me some money to why don't you do right like some other men do!!!!
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remember me eddie when i killed your brother i talked just like this
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remember me eddie, when i killed your brother
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remember me eddie, remember when I killed your brother. I looked just like this.
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remember me eddie remember when I killed your brother I looked just like this
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Director: what Is This?
Roger Rabbit: A Tweety Bird.
Director: A Tweety Bird. Roger Weekness.
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Baby Herman: I'll Be My Trailer. Taking A Nap. Excuse Me, Toots.
director: Set In The Mess Clean This Set Up. Who's The Lights? You Seen That Lunch?
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Stop that Laughing! Don't ya' know what happens, when you can't stop laughing?! One of these days your gonna' die laughing!
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| chaparrita1121 |
1:All the times you yanked my ears
2:All the times I yanked your ears
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| Hambygirl |
Sista Mary Frances! what the hell happened in here?!?!
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