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| 4049 |
1.)You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
2.)what?
1.)I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.
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| 4049 |
Never rub another man's rhubarb
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| 4119 |
Wait'll they get a load of me.
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| 4119 |
what this town needs is an enema.
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| 4119 |
where does he get those wonderful toys?
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| 3225 |
Up in the air, Jr. Birdsman!
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| 3225 |
Why are you afraid of flying?
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Don't rub another man's rhubarb!
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| 4717 |
So, gentlemen, until Grissom (chuckles) resurfaces, I'm the acting chairman of the board, and I say, starting with the 200th anniversary festival, we run this city into the ground.
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I'm your product, you're my product.
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| 5110 |
Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
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| 5110 |
I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy.
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| 5110 |
Hello, Benny. It's your uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!
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| 5110 |
1: what do you want?
2: Oh, little song, little dance, (character name)'s head on a lance...
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| 5110 |
1: You know what they say? They say he drinks blood. They say he can't be killed.
2: And I say you're full of shit, Knox. Oh, and you can quote me on that one.
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| 5110 |
1: You're insane!
2: I thought I was a Pisces!
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| 5110 |
1: Don't kill me, man - don't kill me!
2: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
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| 5110 |
1: what do you want?
2: My face on the one dollar bill.
1: You must be joking.
2: Do I look like I'm joking?
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| 5310 |
He stole my balloons!!!!
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| 5310 |
I'm not going to kill you. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
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| 5310 |
You're pals...their not bad people...maybe we ought to give them a few days to think it over...*stares at corpese* No?...*horrified look*...Grease'em now!? Well...okay. *chuckles* You are a vicious bastard Rotelli and eh...*tightens tie* I'm glad your dead! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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| 5310 |
I been dead once already...it's very liberating.
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| 5310 |
Winged freak terrorizes....wait'll they get a load of me...
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| 5310 |
Honey...I've got to get you to the church on time...
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| 5310 |
Ah...Beauty and the Beast...mind you, if anybody ever calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.
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| 5310 |
Never rub another man's rhubarb!
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| 5616 |
If ya gotta go...go with a SMILE!!
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| 5616 |
If ya gotta go...go with a SMILE!!!
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| 5553 |
Well that's the best part, chances are you've bought 'em already.
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| 5817 |
where does he get those wonderful toys?
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| 6034 |
Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
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Excuse me. Do you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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I'm Batman!
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| 4717 |
Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those . . . things?! Bob, gun. [Bob hands him the gun, and he immediately shoots Bob.] I'm gonna need a moment alone, boys.
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Is that you sugar bumps?
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You set me up over a woman...A WOMAN!!!!!
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| 6311 |
You set me up over a woman....A WOMAN!!!!!! You must be insane.
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| 6311 |
Hello Vinny...It's your Uncle Bingo...Time to pay the check.
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Im the first fully functioning homocidal artist.
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| 5775 |
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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| 4717 |
I am the world's first functioning homicidal artist. I make art until someone dies.
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| 6669 |
Way 'till they get a load of me!
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Well, IT'S TIME TO RETIRE!
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| 7012 |
AND A COLOR, SO natural, ONLY YOUR UNDERTAKER KNOWS FOR SURE
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| 6783 |
YOU WANNA GET NUTS? COME ON! LETS GET NUTS!
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| 8878 |
If you gotta go, go with a smile!
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This town needs an enema!!
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You set me up over a woman....A WOMAN!!!!!!!
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| 9247 |
Jack...Oh Jack...thank god your alive ..i heard you got....FRIED!
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Ever danced with the devil in the pail moonlight?
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| agwendolyn |
I have taken off my makeup. Let's see if you can take off yours.
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| agwendolyn |
This town needs an enema.
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| 11053 |
you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would ya?
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| 11053 |
the pen is truly mightier than the sword
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life will go on....we will prevail
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| 13202 |
Lieutenant, is there a six-foot bat in Gotham City? And if so, is he on the police payroll? And if so, what's he pulling down after taxes?
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| 13300 |
My plastic surgon once told me, If your gonna go, go with a smile
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it might be said that i have a bat in my belfry......shal we dance
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| 13821 |
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pail moon light?
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HE STOLE MY BALOONS!!! WHY DIDN'T SOMEbody TELL ME HE HAD ONE OF THOSE..........THINGS??!!!!!!!!!!
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| 13896 |
...a little song...dance...batman's head on a lance.
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where Does he get those wonderful toys
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| 17414 |
(READS IN PAPER) Winged freak terrorizes city --- Wait till they get a load of me
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And whats with that silly grin? Lifes been good to me.
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Jack, Jack is dead my friend'from now on it's JOKER
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and as you can see, i am alot happier
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And where is Batman? He's at home... washing his tights!
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| 18578 |
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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| 19460 |
You see? You can make a good decision when you try.
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You're a real nice girl, and I like you alot. But for right now shut up.
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| 16769 |
He must have been King of the Wicker People.
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Bob, gun.....(Joker shoots Bob) gonna need some time alone boys.
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Never rub another man's rubarb
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| 22671 |
There's a bat, in my belfry.
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| 21568 |
Will somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dresed up as a bat, get's all of my press?
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I have taken off my makeup; let's see if YOU can take off YOURS.
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Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough. But one thing I am NOT is a killer. I am an artist. I LOVE a good party. So...commence au festival.
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Who's that loss?
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| 1ajas |
Did ya' ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
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who are you? I'm batman
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| 1ajas |
This town needs an enema!
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| 20947 |
Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
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You wanna get nuts? C'MON!, Let's get nuts!
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Thief: Who are you? Batman: I am Batman.
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Wait'll he get a load of me.
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Think about the future!
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Nice outfit
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This is Commisioner Gordon! I want him taken alive! I repeat: Any man who opens fire on Jack Naper will answer to me!
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I'm going to kill you!
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You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on...would ya?
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D.A: Inform the citizens of (city), that (city) has earned a rest from crime, but if the forces of evil should rise again...cast a shadow on the heart of the city. Call me.
Reporter: Question? How do we call him?
Cop: He gave us the signal!
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| 31506 |
1. You ain't got no future, JACK. You're an A-1 nut-job, and Grissom knows it.
2. Better be sure!
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| 33501 |
Bob gun.
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I'm Batman
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all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
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He stole my balloons! Why didnt somebody tell me he had one of those...things?!
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| lostinwoods |
This town needs an enema
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(Joker looking at picture of Batman's girl friend.) She doesn't know it but she is about to trace up.
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(Joker looking at picture of Batman's girl friend.) She doesn't know it but she is about to trade up.
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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale of the moonlight?
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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale of the moonlight?
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never rub another mans rhubarb
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listen. You're a real nice girl and I like you alot. But for right now, shut up.
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Joker: Can somebody tell me what kind of world we live in where a man dresses up as a bat?!
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Vikki Vale:your Insane! Joker: I thought I was a Pisces!
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where does he get those wonderful TOYS?
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Never rub another mans rubarb.
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| 33944 |
Gentlemen!! Lets broaden our minds!!!!
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It can truely be said that I have a bat in my belfry.
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| 42689 |
[Bruce walks into lounge] Joker: Well Miss Vale, another rooster in the henhouse?
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| 42689 |
Bruce: You wanna get nuts, come on, lets get nuts!
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what are you!?
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Uh-oh, he's been usin' brand 'X', but with Joker brand, I get a grin again, and again. Love that Joker.
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Brought you a little snack, Acard.
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You ain't got no future, Jack! You're an A-1 nutboy and Grissom knows it.
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Your life won't be worth spit!!!
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Hubba, hubba, hubba. money, money, money. Who do ya trust? Me?
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Oh, and Alfred. Give Max a grant.
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Stop the press.
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Hello legs.
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(1): Looks like some kinda body armor. (2): Check his wallet.
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There ain't no bat. Now you want a cut 'a this money or not? Now shut up!
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Yeah, well, you shouldn'ta pulled the gun on that kid.
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Christ, do'ya have to broadcast it?
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have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light
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1) what are you?! 2)I'm Batman...
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| 44957 |
Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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| 45291 |
Never Rub Another Mans Rhubarb
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| 45511 |
You ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
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| DoOrDoNot |
Did you ever dance with the devil in pale moonlight?
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where does he get such wonderful toys?
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Where can I get these fine products, you may ask? That's the gag, chances are...you got 'em already!!
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where does he get all those wonderful toys from
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mirror, you see what i had to work with here the nerves were completly severed here mr napire
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| 33944 |
Would someone like to tell me how it is that a man dressed up like a bat gets all my press?!
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| 32106 |
1) Together we can make this city safe for decent people. 2) Decent people shouldn't live here.
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| FutureHunter94 |
1) I'm Going To Kill You!
2) You IDIOT! You Made Me. Remember? You Dropped Me Into That Vat Of Chemicals. That Wasn't Easy To Get Over, And Don't Think That I Didn't Try.
3) I Know You Did. You Killed My Parents.
4) what? what? what Are You Talking About?
5) I Made You, You Made Me First.
6) Hey, Bat-Brain, I Mean, I Was A Kid When I Killed Your Parents. I Mean, I say " I Made You" You Gotta Say " You Made Me". I Mean, How Childish Can You Get? You Wouldn't Hit A Guy With Glasses On, Would You? Huh?
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| JackBurton |
I'd like to, but right now he's out there and I have to go to work.
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